American Psycho Part 1

[sandor139]

This man was in the movie "Equilibrium".

[nutterbutter2012ukno]

his but is small lol good movie

[theRoseofmyheart]

ooooooh la la!

too bad he is insane........

[simaess]

Id hate to see this guys morning routine when he hits 50.

Facial masks don't make wrinkles dissapear kid.

[delarosamichelle68]

cristian bale looks amazing in this movie

[SillyIrishPenguin]

... Wow, someone's feeling queenish.

[dirkwithers21]

the classical song i mean.

[dirkwithers21]

what is the song at th very beginning?

[DragonsRule02]

This guy is better than Michelle Phan

[Cade4823]

You all should probably read the book first. It's fucking crazy.

[Cade4823]

Best line, "I simply am not there." It explains so much.

[06Gatman]

I will never look at Batman the same way again... :(

[DarkSamuraiX1989]

@06Gatman lmao, the sole reason why my mom had so much difficulty watching batman in the first place ^.^

[csrkng15]

This was a funny movie

[colorheartedgirl]

i love youtube arguements

[lychicambess]

I wish I had that facial mask, looks more fun than peeling glue off my hands

[CassAnn666]

2:00. Best conceptual moment in a movie, EVER!

[zoonlaal]

perfect name for him... PSYCHO

[tinypuppies3]

Gosh I loved watching this movie over and over again :)

[smithyboo70]

WOW 10 YEARS HOW DOES HE DO IT  THAT TUMMY

[Arodblade]

Lol the cashier's gonna think I'm a fag or something XD

[Arodblade]

Who else is gonna try this???

[Androphilian]

I just find Christian Bale's voice irritating and forced...bummer

[xhemexx]

Hey is he Welsh in background?

[DS6FILMS]

@vannin666 He believes in taking care of himself, okay?

[checkmate1226]

All wrong!! You are to apply the facial mask upwards and peel it off from bottom up. Not vice versa. 

[MRFLOPPYmr]

@vannin666 nope he s to maculine to be metro sexual

[Octavius0]

massive amounts missing from each part..

Watch it eleswhere

[1977jenna]

wow...what a differance from The machinist ;)

[tylerf13ful]

alot of good movies were made in 2000..... Blow, american psycho, cast away some others to

[anikunia]

Christian Bale looks sexy here

[questionsandthings10]

Is that Christian Bale? he looks so much hotter here!

[sdj43551]

so this is how men get so hot! lol

[JokkeHimSelf]

@sdj43551 If ''hot'' is the same as gay ... then maby so

[2Duse]

I jus relized he was Batman.

[Anandfulness]

@2Duse And Bateman...

[TravisBarrfull]

west

[ClareAlmighty]

I think this character is just amazing, you can already tell he's a maniac from the start, brilliant.

[hinasakukimi]

@ClareAlmighty He's a maniac? I just thought he was weird ~_~

I WAS trying to watch the movie Psycho (because I love that movie) and ended up finding this. I've decided to watch the whole thing, since it drew me in from the first two minutes. Now I know he's a maniac, I'm doubly interested. :D

[MissJStyle]

I absolutley love this movie, I have watched it more than 50x. Apart from him being completely and utterly psychotic, he is amazing in every way. Divine. My favourite movie of all time.

[toadsniffing]

@MissJStyle Have you read the book? It's even better.

[xxDeadHeartzxx]

@toadsniffing What age do you think is appropriate to read the book?

[toadsniffing]

@xxDeadHeartzxx To be quite honest with you, I cannot put an age on when it is appropriate to read this book. I know adults that have told me that they cannot handle this book. It takes a certain mind when you are ready to read how intense and some what sick writing that Ellis did. I felt that a 15 year old that I met was ready to read it because I felt he was ready, but I know a 31 year old refused to even consider it considering how intense and graphic it came be. Truly a work of a genius. 

[predator279]

@toadsniffing Which book is this? I hate reading but if a 31 year old refuses to read it I have to read it lol.

Im 14

[toadsniffing]

@predator279 American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis. It came out way before the movie. Go for it man and read it but be warned that it's really intense.

[Kingro619]

@predator279 Yeah American psycho by Brett Easton Ellis. It is extremely graphic at parts but it's my favourite book none the less

[Kingro619]

@toadsniffing I agree. The book is slot better. The movie is still great though but they just wouldn't have had the time to put those 370+ pages into a film! :)

[xpo50]

your telling me he does all this to his skin and doesn't have ANY hair products? ya right! The fact is this routine is probably not too far from the truth when celebs want to look their finest.

[ChopChop477]

the end part is like dark

[9862972]

This man reminds me of my bf who o think is a serial killer....hes got the pshycho part down

[Caynisfud]

beautiful.

[lizzyBcoo]

the moral of the story is: You can be a complete ass but if you're fine enough, the world will forgive u for it.

Damn Christian Bale is fine in this movie.

[Lynnmist]

@lizzyBcoo hes gorgeous!!!!!

[expotl]

@lizzyBcoo Bullshit, you don't understand the movie. Don't you get it? He's bored because of his yuppie-life, there aren't any things which please him, he is cold.

And he looks for diversion, he finds it in sex and violence. and if you look closely you'll notice that at the end of the movie it is not clear if all these things really happened, or if it's just his imagination.

The thing is: money and power alone don't make you happy

[lizzyBcoo]

@expotl

LOL, i think you're taking that comment to seriously. i understand the movie and i didn't need some weirdo on youtube taking things too serious to understand it.

[expotl]

@lizzyBcoo stop trolling around kid

[lizzyBcoo]

@expotl you are such a retard lol, starting shit and accuse others of trolling. get a life weirdo

[VFDbranch13]

@lizzyBcoo It's like a line from a Julian Casablancas song- "The world's always amazed at how much cash you made, but not at how you made it, it's just strange- it sounded kinda cool over the phone: you killed your neighbors and you dug and crushed their bones"

[summerdying111]

Im sure almost everyone here has tried this rutine or something like it. I came to one comclusion... Who has time for all this shit?.

[Kingro619]

@summerdying111 Haha yeah I trie to follow a similar routine but sometimes it is very hard to fit in

[russianchic16]

he is such a narcissist. but he IS hot. and crazy

[Anastasius37]

lol@ debt commercial. health care is "digging us deeper into debt" well it is funny to me how the grotesque military budget is never criticized. LOL!

[RyanLies]

well basicly hes kinda right.. there are not really personalitys ..

humans are quit simular

[visualLuNa]

Anyone knows what piece was played in this video?

[amphibian200]

The comments on this video such as "nicce ass<<<<<<33333333" and "HaWT" would provide an interesting sociology thesis for a grad student.

[readthesecomments]

christian bale should do commercials

[feefeenou]

DAT ASS.

[CapnE625]

Gayest shit ever... sad thing is that one of my male friends recommended this movie because he said there would be a hilarious shower scene where he slips and falls (or something like that)... now I know which one of my friends is gay (that or he thinks I'm gay... bastard). I'm so fucking gullible XD.

[senhuan]

@CapnE625 lol You've got issues.

[CapnE625]

@senhuan No, that would be my friend who recommended this video... didn't you pay attention to my previous comment?! o_O

[senhuan]

@CapnE625 Homophobic much?

[CapnE625]

@senhuan I NEVER said I was afraid of gays... why did you suddenly bring that up? Plus, my friend is a chronic joker and a great liar (he mixes his truth and lies so I can't figure out which is which).

Nice trolling comment, senhuan :).

[620carpet]

@CapnE625 fag

[CapnE625]

@620carpet troller

[620carpet]

@CapnE625 fag

[CapnE625]

@620carpet Parrot troller :)

[620carpet]

@CapnE625 cockshining faggot with a huge pussy

[CapnE625]

@620carpet Inbred assmuncher who has a sweet spot for 20" dicks up your asshole while a 500 pound man takes a dump on your face.

[620carpet]

@CapnE625 dickbreathed cunt who has a sweet spot for deepthroating dicks from his little ass fucking buddy who "lies", haha u faggot ill take a shit in your mouth anytime to show you what your moms wide pussy tastes like bitch

[CapnE625]

@620carpet Wow... congratulations on describing what you did with your dad last night. HAHA!

And I will be the more mature person and end this stupid rant right now... you can, however, rant to MrScottJackingOffToHisMotherJo­hnson about your homoerotic fantasies till your fingers get sore from typing so much filth! :)

[620carpet]

@CapnE625 You started it bitch with your little "500 pound man takes a dump on your face." that smiley face is almost as amusing as you dad joke, is that the face u made when you got corkskrewed in the ass by your dad?

[MrScottJJohnson]

@620carpet LMAO dude why did you send this message to yourself?

[620carpet]

@MrScottJJohnson haha i meant to send it to tht othr kid 

[MrScottJJohnson]

@620carpet lol that's cool then. I had a feeling u meant to.

[Kingro619]

@CapnE625 What are you on about? You mist be about 7 years old to think it's "gay" to see a mans ass. This is one of the best movies ever and clearly your not mature enough for it

[CapnE625]

@Kingro619 Mature... you're telling me a movie about some guy dreaming he was killing people left and right mature?! Oh, OK, so I suppose the part where he ran after a hooker naked with a chainsaw is just classy >_>.

"You mist be about 7 years old to think it's gay to see a mans ass" So you're telling me that straight men actively seek out watching other men's asses?!..... Someone forgot to take their Logic 101 class in high school, because that makes no fucking sense XP.

[Kingro619]

@CapnE625 I never said that I purposely seek movies that with naked men, I'm just saying it doesn't make it gay. Your just creating points out of thin air to try and prove me wrong. And yes mature because there is a much deeper meaning to the film. It can still be violent and mature. there is so many interpretations and meanings behind this work and I'm not the only one who thinks so. Google it and you'll see some of the things I'm talking about

[HEBisreal]

wel...... he does have a nice ass

[luisarteiro]

patrick's hot

[dandelyonmc]

wow..just wow..go Bale!

[lovemyselfforever86]

that guy is high maintenance. 

[lanser87]

@lovemyselfforever86 totally!

[victormunroe]

@lovemyselfforever86 you should read the book, i just finished it, and my god...does he have high maintenance. its just filled to the brim with hair care and brand names.

[SoulflySouls]

lol this should be a salon commercial or something

[001Balehead]

Christian Bale is an amzing actor, and has only got even better since making this incredible film. He becomes his characters when he's filming, and is definitely the best actor EVER

(not to mention that he is gorgeous)

[somethingcerebral]

hes so fucking hot. hes sick and twisted and so...fucking...hot

[HEBisreal]

HE SURE  HAS A NICE ASS THO

[FangnclawXD]

The beginning would make a terrific commercial parody! XDD I think I'll use it 4 one.

[Bolshevikpirayan]

2.00 hes a narcissist...

[roastbeef240]

this is the movie ever

[captincaveman89]

i'd hate having that poaster infront of my toilet. It would always be like

I'M WATCHIN YOU PEE >BC

[kingpita172]

the book.....is the most disturbing book i've ever read.. but really good

[Kingro619]

@kingpita172 Yeah it's pretty graphic alright. My favourite book though

[tninbredretard]

fucking jew bastard.

[mrfatd]

hate those retaqrded bits & pieces, either post the whole movie or nothing fukin retard

[Maxurai2222]

I once read that for the shower shot, EVERY woman on the set came to watch.

[siie55]

@Maxurai2222 really? :)

[hiomioman]

I would have come to... and I'm a man.

[shallynraynlynxleg69]

christian bale is hot.

[Keokeokitty]

OH yes.

[gobsmack10]

goddamn, the back view was hot!!!!!  makes u wanna....

[yungsta1992]

does anyone know what brand of herb mint facial mask he uses?

[hiomioman]

Who the hell knows? xD Pierce and Pierce perhaps?

[JAZZSTARish]

@yungsta1992 I think you will need to do some research. I remember seeing this and thinking that peel-off mask is great. There are many out there for taking exceptional care of the skin, but not quite like the one shown here.

[Isac5175]

@yungsta1992 Your mom's brand

[sexci101ify]

OMG HES SO SEXY

[amritasengupta01]

he is christian bale right ?

good looking

[clairedeloone]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE'S HOT!!

[grganikola1]

that s amazing 1000 is my favourite number u know y

[mmod23]

too bad he's a scientologist.

[Rolfulderich]

It is that right??

[gobsmack10]

he isnt?????

[somethingcerebral]

@mmod23 please dont tell me thats true. scientology just fucking ruin hot ass actors for me.

[001Balehead]

@somethingcerebral Oh, it's not true, don't worry

[001Balehead]

@mmod23 Since when? I find it unlikely that a scientologist would play the part of Jesus Christ in a film, especially seeing as Christian Bale really throws himself into each role and makes them come to life, I mean, he's not necessarily a Christian, but he couldn't be a scientologist and do that with Jesus

[caraandheath]

Hot voice, hot butt, hot dick (proberly) hot face... what more does a girl want ??

[victoriousshade]

me lol

[caraandheath]

Dont You Think He Is Amazingly Hot !

[amritasengupta01]

he is

[JacobsLadderRoxx]

@AdemAvTurkiet actually no guy wants to hear that a guy is ho unless you think he is hot you fag so stop complaining like a little bitch over comments damn I hate it when people have negative shit to ay about someone elses opinion

[chapmanluvskassie]

hahaha funny watching girls make guy comments it feels wierd.

dirty girls. :)

[amritasengupta01]

whats a guy comment ?

[psychicfreakBastard]

he does have good skin though.

[Mrsflowerm]

Omg omg !

[lordlittlemore]

what music is that?

[Mevrouwbella]

i can only say

' omg '

[Cannyzcandi]

Fuckin hot as!!! <<<33

[slablad]

he's hot

[Jinndark]

Nice ass shot.

[roloug95]

haha the things he says in his narratiob at the beginning are so pointless and hilarious

[Shehdginger]

a maniacs routine

[SmarTerboii]

0.53 fuc* that fuc*in ass

[HDibbles]

This movie should also be found in the comedy section, the shit is hillarious

[Te4RHyP3]

it should be in the American Psycho section, this shit is incredible

[GeetarAdam]

@HDibbles It is.

[ThatSilasKid]

@HDibbles yeah the book was actually written as a black comedy wasn't it?

[HDibbles]

@ThatSilasKid I don't know, never read the book

[blt281978]

I love this movie. Its the best. Christian Bale is very good at being a killer who's lost it. I can watch this movie over and over, and drop my jaw with what I see, and laugh from things that are said. Love this movie.

[VitoPossilipo]

The actual beginning is missing.

[Leahbiz]

looooove that movie

[Avantganda]

1:01 :D

[HipHopJun]

You just had to point that out didnt you...

[bereath]

usually the morning I bolt out of bed and go sit on the toilet for about an hour. Good thing the opening is not like that

[joshninny]

dang. this opening is tight

[FantasyFreakOhMiGosh]

he likes to get naked alot ;]

[Tracy3686]

Christian Bale is amazing.

[Scurge237]

fuck Jeff Lindsey and his character dexter.

[FuturePatronSaint]

This is so Dexter it's crazy.

[mggimcg]

Actually I think it would be more fair to say that Dexter is so much like this...considering this book was published in 91' and Dexter was published in '04.

[Jifcrunch79]

lol this first scene makes me laugh so hard!

[FluffyMuffina]

This movie works so well with the song The Camper Velorium III: Al the Killer by Coheed and Cambria, or the other way around, since the movie came out first

[VenomProject]

Wow! Now that I replay the song in my head, you're totally right.

[deneheat101]

I read on the internet that there is going to be a American Psycho 3 titled The Patrick Bateman Tapes ? >>>:O is this true ?

[kelsmart]

ya know what this reminds me alot of?

Dexter.

Anyone else watch that show?

It's amazing!

This is just like that!

"I simply am not there"

[ElBluesummer]

I'm under the impression that they took a lot from American Psycho when they were making that show.

[Maladeisia]

Yes!!!!!! Dexter and Desperate Housewives. Those are my shows right there. lolz

[mataccnt]

your a small man. this movie is what is real .

[001Balehead]

@kelsmart

Well ... now that you mention it, you're right ... Dexter totally COPIED American Psycho - though that's not quite what I think you were getting at.

[uoath7137]

@kelsmart Dexter is amazing. I cried so hard at the end of the finale!

[n00bkiller39]

soo can anyone upload the full movie?