PALINSPEAK: The Complete Collection, Sarah Palin Gibberish

[croner01]

SARAH PALIN ... same >B I T C H

[Foderick]

I was going to say... this is by NO MEANS the complete collection... but then I realized this video was uploaded in 2008 LOL

The complete collection of stupid things she has said could fill several full length feature films.

[Hotleather31]

What can I say? The woman is a complete moron! Thanks for posting the vid!

[dizzin0nz]

What???

[globalist1789]

How could she be so stupid if she's read ALL the newspapers and magazines?

[laughingfeet]

What an air-headed f*ckwit!! PLEASE, do not vote for her - even for the PTA!!!!!!!

[Mafioso518]

I only watched her televised speeches for the lulz

[LvnAction]

"George Bush in lip gloss", but less intelligent.

Wake up Sarah! You are a laughingstock.

[cnewq5]

add: pundunts - see /watch?v=EKmFTbLc6uE

[ballisticchops]

PLEASE voter morons, put this woman in national office! Any amount of damage she possibly do would be offset by the amount of laughs we could get out of this woman!

[shockvoz123]

She is so full of shit. 

[999duhast]

did george bush change his sex?? and got EVEN dumber!! lol

[jojoisawesome857]

omfggg shes soo stupid!!! HAHAHAHHAH

[Sconi71]

Can you think of any? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. uuggghh!!

[MellosDeathNote]

Poor Katy Couric. Just...oh my god. I laugh and yet...knowing Palin got close to power makes me want to cry...and/or move to Canada...

[DirtyRottenInsult]

I bet she can suck a mean dick.

[slister45]

@DirtyRottenInsult  Uncalled for!

[DejectedPanda]

She's pretty smart really. Maratime is a pretty impressive, big word.

[huzzy33]

What a stupid video. Yet, she can produce a valid birth certificate. BORN IN THE USA!!!! Would love to see little liberal Katie interveiw Liz Cheney. Liz would chew her up and spit her out.

[slister45]

@huzzy33 Your point?

[polarbearcrisis]

have you ever heard Obama without a teleprompter?

[REVwilliebeamon]

@polarbearcrisis If you want to Obama without a teleprompter just google on of his interviews. You'll see that he's light years ahead of this idiot.

[polarbearcrisis]

@REVwilliebeamon: In terms of promoting Big Government tyranny, he is the new poster boy! Here is a list of the other Big Govt Socialist poster boys....Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung (Obama administration favorite), Adolf Hitler. They also destroyed freedoms and were the world's greatest mass murderers....yes, Obama has LOTS in common with them....more than Sarah Palin does, I must admit.

[ItsCoolFromSaturn]

@polarbearcrisis You're honestly comparing Obama to Josef Stalin and Adolf Hitler?. You're comparing Obama to men who murdered millions of their own people by sending them to Gulags and the gas chambers based on their ethnicity or social standings?. You're comparing Josef Stalin who economically and politically crippled his country with the social purges and Adolf Hitler who self destructed his country with war to a man who has only tried to help his people with social change?. Ignorance.

[rania3830]

@polarbearcrisis

previous presidents used teleprompters as well. it's nothing strange.

[davidhilton]

i think i understand the palin fascination: she's pretty milfly attractive, she's seems somewhat uninformed about anything she's talking about, she's laughable and entertaining -- here's the kicker - if she was to get into the white house, it would be complete disaster and its a scary thought for ms. moose to have her finger on the red button.

just my take anyway... wink wink n/t

[shockvoz123]

I hear you guys. Having Sarah in the white house can be best described as, "taking your daughter to work day."

Dumb, moose killing, fucken retard, wanna be politician, hypocritical, insulting, republicunt, stumbling, incoherent, right wing radical, russian sight seeing from her doorstep viewing stupid BITCH!

[danalynn64]

@shockvoz123

OMG!! You are fucking right...Moose killing, republicunt, dumb, retard!!  No, bitch, we don't want you to serve. Just serve your hubby and suck him! Geez go away Sarah Palin

[JulzPlanet]

Katie Couric had way too much fun with Palin. palin should have been a boxer... she is good at dancing around the punches. LOL

[rh83cp]

@JulzPlanet no lol, shes very very bad at dancing around punches

[Jarut195]

yes because from Juneau i can definitely spy on ex-soviet activity 50 miles away from the alaskan coastline even though Moscow is 9 or 10 timezones away from the east russian coastline

[DiddleySquatt]

I love it!

And when "Putin rears his head," Palin says "we send those out" to keep an eye on the Russians. Question: What are "those" that get sent out? Heat-seeking missiles? Airborne camcorders? Negative vibes? Or copies of unnamed Supreme Court decisions that Palin thinks disagrees with? What, what what?

Yikes! That woman is nuts!

[fagulous158]

sarah palins a fucking idiot ^|^

[IVIIIVV]

Scary and even more scary from the world's biggest idiot...

[JoeBearPA]

WOW! My Minah bird makes more sense.... My Husky does too...

[LocoEspanya]

What is she talking about? xD I can't understand the gibberish lololol

[ricmarc]

would you like to see my fancy pagent walk?

[timo86m]

2:17

oh shit someone said george bush might actually be smarter :D

[davidhilton]

after viewing this again months after the election, it appears she was even crazier and full of shit then when i first watched her...obama/biden may not be the answer to all are problems...but could u imagine if palin/j-mack were in charge? scary...

[Mattgishott]

fuckin stupid democrats... I see you dont have any obama and biden botches.. go die

[mangeWRC]

this just shows how stupid americans are (not all). a possible vice president that probably don´t even pass 5th grade. the real fucked up thing is how da hell did she even come in politics, i think sucking alot and I mean alot of dick

[jensenbell]

She can't even deliver talking points. It's amazing.

[H011ywo0d]

I avoided most of the crap before the election, I haven't heard a lot of this.

Classic.

[cntlscrut]

i literally felt part of my brain explode for having tried to comprehend the pure gibberish that just flowed from her mouth. dumber than bush.

[coolspindrift]

I agree!!!

[coolspindrift]

Dear God....What a typical, "deer in the headlights", born-again Jackass she is!

[eerie777]

This dense woman is a sad reflection on McCains judgement! How could he have done this to his own party? She wants to be a 72 year old heartbeat away from the presidency? No way! Vote Obama/Biden!

[libertariananarchist]

her baby with down symdrome is smarter than her

[KeanuReeeves]

Republicans are more fun!

1.Nobama the rhetoric prodeath antichrist

Or

2.Team maverick inc..

Arnold The Terminator watch?v=0WV5AH3zS44

Joe the plumber/ joe the foreign policy advisor

Sarah palin pitbull hockey mom with lipstick

That wants to drill baby drill we just dont know who or when

95 year old John McCain / pow that crashed his plane 5 times and just wont die and has a hard on for osama bin laden, when listening to the beach boys hears bomb iran instead of babara ann!

[katwoman28468]

She ends sentences with prepositions and butchers the English language. I don't care how much we want a woman for president.

[dave777blaster]

not a politician has ever come fourth that is more stupid .that she has the nerve to show up for the job is testament to her being an imbecile.George Bush Makes her seem like a retarded inbred toad.

she knows absolutely nothing.

as evangelicals vote for her on one issue alone they are ready to condemn themselves

and their country to a hell on earth.

[nonbreeder]

There could be more added! She said she didn't know what a VP did, then later said they are "in charge the senate" as well as her long answer to Couric that was only a jumble of words that went nowhere. She recently wore a scarf that said 'vote' on it, with donkeys all over it--the Democratic symbol. I hope it wasn't part of her $150,000 wardrobe.

[DiddleySquatt]

That's hilarious! Wish I'd the donkey scarf!

[macheteland]

she should go back to the nord pole

[marxdesign]

So funny!!! She sounds just like those Miss America answers.

[darksta01]

she's either heavily medicated or truly stupid..or both...!!!!

[Europeanpreacher]

Either over-medicated or off her meds!

[DiddleySquatt]

I've heard comments like this before. She doesn't seem to have a coherent thought. But yet she's glib and seems oblivious to the fact that her garbled words mean nothing.

Is it because she's medicated? And if there's a real possibility that she's been put on some psychoactive drug, shouldn't her mental health history be revealed?

Please don't vote for these people!

[angiepangie888]

Yipes!

America please don't be idiots and elect McCain and Palin!

[luvpalin1]

"smokin" Sarah Barracuda has already accomplished more in her public service than NO-bama, of course we know mayor than governor, but also exposed government corruption, Opposed "Bridge to Nowhere" project,Lifetime member of NRA and avid hunter;video can be found on YouTube of Palin firing an M4 at a military firing range, Pro life, much more but space is limited here

[AirborneIdentity]

a pig with lipstick.

[nanosquat]

Who could have seen this coming? Dumber than Bush! That says a lot!

And to have this airhead in line for the presidency right behind a 72-year-old cancer survivor ought to make us all shiver with fear.

[OhioDemocrat]

I've got a pet rock with a higher IQ than Sarah Palin.

[DarthandDirtyCheney]

Caribou Barbie, Powered by Mattell

[10sj71]

Palin and McCain are basically 3 year olds, running a campaign of whining and lying. We, the adults, have to constantly review every word they say and discover the truth. they are both ethics violators. they are both cheaters on their spouses.

They are both grounded.

[qzar1234]

You only get one 1st impression and she didn't make a good one. What a blabbering idiot!

Obama 08!

[luvpalin1]

...and when obama doesnt have a telepromter he's "um huh, duh...." yeah yeah yeah

[lazyboi1]

haha  riiiiiiight. obama's interviews > palin's. obama's intelligence is head and shoulders above mccain AND palin

[AirborneIdentity]

Dare I say it, but she is possibly Dumber Than Dubya.

[MissNophi2U]

"maverick" + "hockey mom" + someone "rearing their head" + a "thanks, but no thanks" + repeating the person you are talking to's name but never answer their question then insert wink here.

[xwsftassell]

What a moron. This election is all just a gag, right?