Eddie Izzard - Do you have a flag?

[xmewmewchokorax]

the version of Dress to Kill that's on iTunes is sucky...I wish I could get this version

[MichelinDUD]

I'm waiting for this video to get cunningly flagged

[koukinshouyu]

45 nations were insulted by the mockery of the use of flags.

[IgirisuFan]

now i need a hetalia flag! xD

[IAMNOTCRAZY24]

Imperialism in a nutshell.

[123xxiestyn]

no flag no country

[123xxiestyn]

*Sticks flag in the ground* I claim this country for Britain!

You cant do that this is ourr country

Guess what tough titty and do you have a flag

No

Well i fucking get this land bitch!

[CarptheFish]

Hahahaha

[AnnastezhaaMC]

hahaha

[youFAN022]

Haha

[JSMD999]

Do you have the flag? Who has the flag, little hand up!

[GAYSCOUSER23]

im so proud to be english right now

[SidheKnight]

Do you have a flag?

No, but...

THEN THERE'S NO F*CKING COUNTRY FOR YOU!

*invade**invade**invade**invad­e**invade**invade**invade**inv­ade*

[GeneralGoodshafting]

All about ADMIRALTY MARITIME and COMMERCIAL LAW.....check it out folks!

[n4s7yf1sh]

43 people don't have flags

[HighPraetar]

sir? Is that what that thing is?

[ToaztBusterz]

Palestine anyone?......

[h3lblad3]

@ToaztBusterz

Palestine? That village in Illinois? :P

[aiigh123]

Anytime I watch football now, and there's a penalty, I say, "Do you have a flag?", complete with sticking my tongue out. Makes it much more fun.

[NewKira16]

Imagine this concept with Avatar. Colonel Quartich (Played by Eddie Izzard): "I claim Pandora for Earth!" Chief Na'vi: "You can't claim us, we live here! All 500 million of us!" Colonel Quartich: "Do you have a flag? :p" Chief Na'vi: "We don't need a bloody flag! This is our planet, you bastard!" Colonel Quartich: "No flag, no planet! That's the rules...that...I've just made up! And I'm backing it up with all this...military construction equipment...that was lent to me from China."

[ShukakuTheCrazy1]

@NewKira16 You Sir, have just made my day!

[REDANGEL726]

HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HISTORY TEACHER !

[saints9sb44]

haha no flag no country those are the rules i just made up

[Dystopian91]

Eddie Izzard - Sexy Man beast

[No1mjfan88]

@Dystopian91 hehe i agreee ;) :p i wud.

[Thebluejackson]

Happy flag day everyone! :D

[Iseeyoursoul]

The part about the fun is so true.

[makedonec94]

hahaha

[mattg90520]

does anyone remember the part from this special where he continually goes back between shaking his head yes and no, about ten times? i just cant remember what he was talking about

[trilingual28]

@mattg90520 The one where he was saying that Engelbert Humperdinck was dead...

[HisForever21706]

He's so fab! I love him! =D

[DAVN121]

My teacher quoted this as part of our lesson today. I'm in college.... TMMD

[KidFunkyFry15]

so according to this, the moon belongs to the U.S.?

[ss4linkftw]

Hell yeah.

[DAVN121]

@KidFunkyFry15 yup, didn't you hear Steven Colbert tonight?

[mihaimoldo]

@KidFunkyFry15 and the rest of the universe belongs to Russia, since they were the first in space....well you can't put a flag into nothing but still:)

[Shindai]

Genius how he can be educational while being so funny.

And be careful, dying from laughter has been known.

[3oTooLe]

no better why to go out than laughing

[thepieh0le]

"and I'm backing it up with this gun..that I lend from...the national rifle association!"

Thank god you can't die from laughing!

This is brilliant! XD

[AllEnglishEvie]

Do you have a flaag? I laughed so much :D

[CosentinoFan]

kk i guess it was wierd ansd kinda funny...?

[TetlowTime101]

lol

[Wiklundovic]

no he is, male lesbian accourding to himself

[MrsCamui]

No, he's a transvestite. There's a difference. Sexually he like women, but he also has a strong feminine side which makes him want to dress like a woman. As Wiklundovic said, he's a male lesbian.

[Luvableloserr]

i love how he sticks his tongue out at 0:24

[ILuvDepp]

Can't wait to go see Eddie in December =)

x

[xXxKillSwitch666]

I know but I'm seeing him in January I think

[grogandroppa]

Compared to what ...the weak englishman BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[grogandroppa]

the correct term is whinging pommie bastard ,the Australian according to the UN enjoy`s the third best living standards in the world compared to dreary old England at 17th,so when you go outside in the rain remember in OZ it`s better,when you bite on that piece of fruit in OZ it`s better,when you drink the water in OZ it`s better & on & on so Australia may have been a penal colony but it make`sEngland look like the shithole it is.

[grogandroppa]

fuck of idiot.

[OneWing3dAng3l]

before trying to sound like you are tough please learn to use correct grammar in the ENGLISH language you are using. for example: off not of, the two words mean different things. if you have trouble doing this please refer to an ENGLISH dictionary, or failing that make up your own language and call it Australian.

[grogandroppa]

fuck off cocksucker,i dont give a fuck what you think,did you understand that cuntstink.

[OneWing3dAng3l]

well i think it seems you do otherwise you may just stop replying to this thread. and what sort of insult is cuntstink. you made the best insult in the world sound crap, just leave as the one word. as in 'you are a cunt'. and i just love the vast range of your vocabulary

[mowgli2071]

At least you got him to type "off" instead of "of".

[1234567890qwertymnbv]

what this from (titlee.g sexie)

[irrevocablydazzled2]

i spent hours yesterday saying @do you have a flag@ i make brits looks crazy to americans

[Darweshanai]

hahahhahahahah

funny

[quakermaas]

Eddie you bastard...you remind me of my sister In-law :p great work as always ... jam jam jam (marmalade)

[rohawkcc]

awesome haha

[UncleKennybobs]

Down 3200% eh? Is that a new kind of statistics?

[kenneththorpe]

Yep 3200% in the first year. It is actual fact that percentage points are limitless If your Driving your Car at 1 mph and the next day drive it 151mph that is an increase of 150% of capabillity calculation. Simple Mathmatics. So NO it is not, "a new kind of Statistics". It is Calcuable Mathmatics based on a system Devised by the Greeks Centurys ago. But i understand you may not be a Mathmatician.

[UncleKennybobs]

You can not have a decrease of more than 100%, you stupid fuck!

42 years old and completely clueless!

You must fail at life.

[kenneththorpe]

I Love that song "American Idiot" by Green Day. Have a good listen to it. I think it describes you perfectly. Carefull Reds are under the Bed, sorry Terrorists. If theres a NUKE strike "Duck and Cover" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

[UncleKennybobs]

That would be wonderfully interesting if that was directed toward an American.

You are a complete loser, aren't you?

This is exactly why you have no friends, and nobody respects you.

[kenneththorpe]

Well if your not American stop whingeing about U.S Gun Control. Bet your a POME. POME's are well known for Whingeing in Australia. Do you know what POME is? Prisoner of Mother England. Well our Cricket Team Heads to the U.K next Month. What was the Score last time OH yes 5-0 Tests. You invented it didn't you.

[UncleKennybobs]

You are completely clueless aren't you?

Nobody gives a fuck about you, about cricket, or what the descendant of a criminal has to say, especially one who doesn't understand percentages, despite being 42 years old!

[kenneththorpe]

Thanks for sending us to a country with great weather. And for sending your best Gene pool to Australia. Thats why you keep losing the commonwealth Games Ha Ha Ha Ha

[UncleKennybobs]

You talk like a bloody child! What is wrong with you, do you have Down's Syndrome?

You are conclusive proof that the best genes never made it across the water.

[Jessieboo1991]

You are a special kind of stupid aren't you?

[scotland7yard]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!

sorry I gotta laugh! first you go "americans are stupid" and then you show you're the biggest idiot there ever was!

"...down 3200%..." HAHAHAAAA

oh, and from 1mph to 151mph is an increase of 15000% not 150%

[rukon1234]

Wow kenneth. You're a dumb fucker.

[RachelHC]

Yes, you are. And we're all very proud of you for finally coming out! :-) Congrats!! :-) :-)

[Vana1970]

Gotta love Eddie

[tentac90504]

I claim all of you with my flag lol

[reesyboyo]

actually some one in america is legally selling off bits of the moon, so only certain people own the moon and only certain parts

[ghoulliver257]

yea heard about that...human stupidity never ceases to amaze me...

[Maydiesmanager]

you people realize that by this principle, the US owns the moon?

we put our flag on it so we own it

[ryujio85]

you probably should try to sell it seeing as you're country is in complete debt.

[Dreadedraven]

true

but by the same logic china owns the earth since they invented the flag. Which means we all live on borrowed land and that all of wall street should be moved to the moon where capitalism is lawful.

There's also a rumor that Tom Cruise owns part of the moon, don't know if it's true, but if moon property is getting sold I think we should all get some soon, before it's gone. Just need to find a seller.

Then again the flag could have been invented in India which makes my point moot.

[ghoulliver257]

actally, you probably put your flag in some part of arizona desert but anyway :P

[rohawkcc]

my american lit. proffesor showed my class this guy. so damn awesome... chow... haha 5/5

[smory111]

very very very very stupied

[ellafitz13579]

wow......

stupied isn't a word. nice going

[captainfunky2003]

it should be.

[captainfunky2003]

you should use it from now on ella

[kRaW139]

LOL smory111 youcanhasuberfail......... stupied.. LMAO

[takthehidiousnewgirl]

hes so great! my history teacher introduced me to him!

[maaitah]

wow, your history teacher is cool. i cant even remember my history teacher, it was that boring.

[Angel467]

He is sooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ximmaxfreakxshowx]

we listend to this in history class...lmao. it was fun!

i had seen this before and i had CRACKED UP!!

[AnalieSkywind]

You can't claim us we liv here you BASTARD!

[parodyking23]

Do you have a flag?

[PilotX129]

we dont fin need a flag we live here! 500 million of us! i found that funny since im indian lol

[parodyking23]

No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up!lol, this guy may help me like british comedy

[PilotX129]

u said it bro! lol

[Herdy92]

British comedy is the best kind of comedy.

[MzBrunette12]

FAVORITE SKETCH OF IZZARD'S!!! cracks me up EVERY time!!!

[rohawkcc]

pure awesome. def one of my top three fav. comedians

[Troldegarn]

Eddie Izzard = awesomenessialitysment

[moonywap]

God I love Eddie Izzard! Can't belive I'm seeing him live in November!

[111mirabela]

He is and was great!!! I have seen him last time abandoning the transvestite look ... that's a bummer...

[LumpySmythe]

lov eit - cant wait ti see him in november!

[runeplay2]

Hes awesome!

but... why does he dress sorta like a girl?

[StonedJonesy]

because he wants to...

why shouldnt he?

[111mirabela]

He is a comedian, mate. He was adopting a role (this is his old stuff he was doing about 10 years ago)... and very good one! By my opinion he adopted the best form of a comedian for his type of humor and personality.

[burnhippiesforfuel]

a role-playing transvestite? are you sure?

[111mirabela]

er... yes, his dress up is a role playing of course... in his theater of course heheheheh... maybe in his real life he likes to dress up like a lady occasionally... but i think that's a whole point of the gig i think, he often points out in his puns he is an executive transvestite, a feminist transvestite... tom-boy transvestite... it is a fine irony. a pure humor.

[burnhippiesforfuel]

thanx.  just making a bad joke.

[IveGotAwesomeness]

yep he aint a tranny, hes straight. he does this for his acts, but there are ones where you can find him not dressy. you'd know why he dresses up from one of his acts explaining hes a "tom-boy"

[burnhippiesforfuel]

i understand he is a transvestite and straight. appparently my fecetiousness is not adequately refined.

[teardownthestars93]

legend. never fails to make me laugh!

[FemaleGallade]

This guy's awesome!

[JordanGregoryHusk]

what is that thing

[2vv1]

a relish!

[blackricky]

I'm seeing him live in Belfast in December! :)

[Bikutolu]

"We stole countrys whit the cunning use of flags!"

"I clam india for britan."

"You can't clam us, we live here!

500miljons of us!"

"Do you have a FLAAG?"

"We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard.

"No flag, no country you can't have one!"

[happydella]

Do you have a flag?!?! *sticks tongue out* Never ceases to crack me up!!! <3

[MartinaOfSweden]

I never get tired of this clip! :D

[spikeness]

you know, my mum taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

[MrsLovett112]

Tells us a lot about your intelligence then

[randomusername1111]

And i bet you like stuff like Jim Davidson you utter cunt

[BlackFaith]

Wow. Aren't you a nice little troll?

[whenisayrun]

Black Faith???

What's that then?

Faith that you might stop selling drugs and get a cleaning job?

Fuck off !

[BlackFaith]

*snorts* Uh huh

[MastaBlasta22]

lol...congrats on showing your stupidity

[whenisayrun]

Crongrats on showing your brainwashing.

[MastaBlasta22]

That didn't even make any sense. I said you were stupid for being a narrow-minded, racist bitch. That shows brainwashing? LOL...more of your stupidity shining through

[ions2]

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!

love it!!

[nickbrown2k2]

No flag, no country! Those are the rules...I just made up. :)

hahaha. LOVE Eddie!

[CrashAndBurn4life]

ahaha i have this on video i love him :D

[ArcadeeRPG]

No flag no country! Can't have one...

[xyzllii]

BRILLIANT.

[person4fun]

Do you have a flag?

[dp9954]

she is lucky she is in england if she/he was in the united states and said the n word she would get beat up sued and shot. no lie

[paintballplayer18]

he is in the us in this, your misinformed my friend

[Bobo712xxx]

Haha he's performing this in the US, dp9954! He's really popular in the US as well, has been for years XD

[GlamRockRuth]

she? does the name Eddie not give it away?

[CherryTripping]

what? when does eddie say that word? are you talkin bout eddie? huh

[BaileysBeads]

The last sound you hear on this clip is a woman the public reaching her climax.

[GlamRockRuth]

rofl

[typicalsoprano]

Do you have a flag? :-p

[sae200502167]

hilarious XD but they shouldnt hav used India cause thats where i came from but i dont feel like rasict or anything. its a joke. it just feels wierd u know. 5/5 fav

[RozLaChimmer]

"Do you have a flag?"

LMFAO!

[VTPPGLVR]

don't forget the ":-p"!!!! ;)

[KingSigy]

Tranny refers to transsexual where Transvestite is a cross dresser.

[thechipmunkscourge]

That has to be the best EVER. (Perhaps Bar Cake and Death.)

[Bellenight]

Flags!!!! Ha Ha that was great.

[lunchbox91]

And no he isnt a tranny, hes been a guy on several occasions such as an ep. or csi and the movie accross the universe and such.

[lunchbox91]

Actually bro, nice use of duece and tard on crack by the way, a tranny is someone that not only dressed but gets the boobs going and seriouly thinks of (sorry for saying it) itsself as a chick like alexis archette ( sorry aswell for spelling) for exaample. totally into being a girl and never changes. Eddie on the other hand just cross dressed,no boobs, no serious-ness, other then him seriously liking to dress liek that but no there is a dif and he isnt a tranny lol thats weird to think.

[MrSkull86]

WHAT THE DUECE IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE UR A BUNCH OF 'TARDS ON CRACK!!

Im pretty sure there is no difference between a cross-dresser and a trany(which is the same as a transvestite, thanx)They're just different words for the same thing. But he is funny to be sure!

[TheStig91]

You're such an idiot, and so ignorant, a crossdresser is a man who dresses like a woman, or wears makeup, and tranny or transvestite is a woman with a penis, or visa versa, so get it right

[quiverbacca]

And you're an idiot for saying visa versa.LOL.

[Aitamen]

no, a transvestite is someone who DRESSES like a woman (crossdresser) vise-versa, while a transexual is one who IS both and isn't so naturally (else they're hermaphodites)

[TheSpartacat]

and transgender is someone post-operatively switched!??

[TheSpartacat]

or is it more to do with sexual identity? I always get that muddled?

[Aitamen]

Transgender is identity. Eddie is a man who dresses as a woman, but acts as a man.

[CherryTripping]

...but would like to be a woman- as it is hes a male lesbian

[Aitamen]

Eddie has no desire to be a woman. It's simply his gimmick. He's a normal guy, offstage, and lives life in much the same way that most other people would.

[CherryTripping]

how did you come to that conclusion?

is not the impression you get when you watch his interviews

the "male lesbian" is his own quote btw