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  • This editing is fucking funny!

  • The baby is so fucking cute!

  • is tha it? well fookin' switch it off!!!

  • noels awesome 

  • press 6 over and over again... elf elf elf elf elf

  • "turns to alcoholism...and kills his own gerbils" pure noel

  • His smile at 0:38 is so fucking cute! <3

  • JHayesAVFC i know he was joking !

  • how have the stones been going on for 200 years??!

  • @lewmyster12 You know i think he may have been joking...

  • @lewmyster12 ummm im not sure he meant it literally

  • well said noel

  • "... he turns to alcoholism, and ends up killing his own gerbils." Noel is pure legend.

  • TBH Bonehead looks like a guy who works at the supermaket but he's practically a rock star.

  • I like Noel cos when you realised that he's not taking himself extremely seriously, you find him funny. If that made any sense.

  • Fuck this editing.

  • omg that's so true!

  • Is the editor of this video high?

  • genius

  • People don't like him because they don't like being told the truth so bluntly.

  • poor gerbils =[

  • Twelve people are fat idiots who work in a supermarket.

  • he's not arrogant, it just because he's in the best band of the world(oasis)

  • Funniest man ever

  • Best thing said about these fucking performance shows.

  • that was realllyyy funny. hahahaha

  • @iHacksorzz funny but true... sadly =)

  • Is this video meant to be taking the piss out of noel?

  • why does he get called arrogant and an arsehole and shit for saying what he thinks, it's often right as well! People are just fucking over-sensitive morons

  • noel is a fucking genius. end of story.

  • sarcastic yet so honest, funny at the same time.

    I like this man.

  • He is just saying it as it is and I agree with him 100%

  • Noel Gallagher is an arrogant sod but this clip spliced together i agree with

  • I don't really care for Oasis, but I do love Noel.

  • "who ends up turning to alcoholism and killing his own gerbils" hahahahaha

  • editing :(

  • "A fat idiot"

  • why can't we have the Noel Gallagher Reality Show? it'd be more popular than Live Forever....

  • @loknloll i'm with u on that

  • When these' pop -idols finally realise that simon is creaming their money there will be hell to pay i tell ya! Oh they can't work it out? oh dear..

  • the guy who edited this video is a bell end

  • @89cheapmonday agreed

  • Noel Gallagher on anything

    'I'm a cunt'

  • People say hes arrogant, but hes one of us, he jokes about the same people i do and he is really honest about who he is. If we can joke about society, why cant he, coz your jealous thats why.

  • 2..200 years now.

  • and kills his own gerbils LOL

  • This video is awful. I can't stand editing like this...

  • some nice shit editing there.

  • ???

  • SO fucking true

  • He is fokin right!!

  • most brilliant man in the world!!

  • Why is it that Noel Gallagher could look like someone who works in a supermarket or building site?

  • @peaceman1234567 He did work in a building site for a bit before he formed Oasis.

  • @peaceman1234567 he was an apprentice for a gas company in manchester, so you're probably right. he dropped something on his foot at work and got put on light duties in the office which is when he wrote most of his songs!

  • @stevieg817 Did you know him personally?

  • @peaceman1234567 not me, but my older sister is the same age and met him a few times from mutual friends they had. we grew up in rusholme in manchester! apparently he's a super nice bloke and really funny!

  • Got any songs? ... not really. so true.

  • LOL noel you're a god! So fucking funny. I love the way he smiles

  • LOOOOOOOOOL 6 months they last is true GOD NOEL IS A LEGEND!

  • noel could have been a comedian he is hillarious but i suppose he cud have done anything he wanted he is so talented and clever my idol what a ledgend

  • What a legend!!!!!!!

  • oasis too goood

  • noel is so much cooler than liam

  • the editing is shite

  • There hasn't been a good Rock & Roll song in 20yrs Bob Dylan.

  • the man tells it like it is. too bad, Oasis is longer.

    hopefully they'll get back together within the next couple of years.

  • Lets hope not!!

  • Really annoys me when people say all but their first 2 albums are shit. I'd rate Heathen Chemistry and DBTT as highly as those two anyday. It's just the legacy of the first two that make them untouchable. There's some amazing songs on HC especially.

  • And BHN wasnt too bad if you take two or even 3 minutes off each song lol and DOYS I thought was brilliant as well

  • HAHA! Classic. Legend!

  • Good old Noel. Put the nail on the head there man! Love you Noel, so talented and biased at the same time. Love your sarcasm. Tells nothing but the truth, Pop Idol is just for sad morons.

  • Most annoying video editing ever! Noel speaks sense anyway :)

  • It is the same principle, they did not write their own music.

  • 2 good albums or 14.......at least he wrote them which is more than can be said for contestants of these shows. Sinatra and Elvis? How can you compare these two very individual and talented icons with contestants of these rubbish shows?

  • Spot on!!! What he said is true. Most contestants have a small amount of singing talent which is inflated and hyped up. Winners of most competitions have average voices and sing cover songs. They are also generally picked on how well their face will sell albums.

  • Just one pick up on your crazy rant (i could write an essay on the rest, btw)

    Saying he wrote two "good albums" in 15 years is far from the truth as oasis produced two of the greatest british albums ever! in just over 12 months and a total of 7 original albums in 14 years which all sold millions of copies so dont bend the truth to put your oppinion across!

  • Anything oasis released after be here now is still better than every other album released in the last decade or so maybe kasabian and the arctics come close but no one else, radiohead have released dogshit since ok computer but because the posh critics like it, it's alright then.

  • noel

  • LOL funny. Brilliant Noel.

  • noel is brutally honest, and he speaks the truth. we need more people like that.

  • noel should have his own tv show!"!!!!.....fkin legend m8

  • Motivational words from the man himself. lol nice one Noel!

  • I miss noelie :(

  • oh my god the gal lewis has done an oasis song- I wonder how much Noel made out of that and if the kids realise that all of her songs are someone elses..??

  • what Noel speaks of is so true his speeches and interviews are way more interesting to listen to than Liams

  • I love Noel Galllagher. He tells nothing but the truth and in a blunt fashion too. Pop idol, X Factor are just for mental cases!

  • Uh, another one that will make people thinking Noel's arrogant, when actually he's funnier than most of Family Guy sketches.

  • Pop idol is awful Simon cowell seems to love very boring acts. Hows it still going it wasn't good when it first started but now its really bad. Its about television rather than music and its about Siomon cowell

  • dalshawy you racist moron, sad theres still people like you about making comments like that really....

  • noel is dead right, but its the judges / media companies that build up these "fat idiots" so that the lazy fat chavs who voted for them, go out and buy the new single,then when the record companies have their worth out if the fat five minute wonder,they drop them,leave them in the lurch to deal with their drop in popularity,then get the lazy fat chave saturday night audience to pick another "fat idiot" for the next year,to do exactly the same

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  • he doesnt pick on them cus he likes them you idiot :L

  • liam has said stuff bout coldplay and varoius others

  • lol killing his own gerbils, Noel could sell out gigs just talking about random things he is hilarious

  • people just think noel's arrogant, but if you see more of him, he's fucking hilarious!

  • @belbatron He's fucking right.

  • @belbatron

    noel and liam are the funniest comedians around its just they better at making music.. but if they took up being comedians they'd still be the best. i think liam and noel are too witty for most people they dont even understand where they are coming from.

  • Got Ant Songs? Not Really. Winners of pop idol and x factor have never wrote a single chord or lyric ever, bunch of wannabe pop star faggots and if they were any good they wouldnt need a tv show to make um, they would have been spotted already, but they dont do any gigs they sing in the fucking shower thats there experience. plus most of um are niggers

  • Wow 2009 and there really still are lots of thick racist twats about, dalyshawy you really are a dick!!

  • Haha fat idiot in a supermarket.. then he kills his own gerbils... good lord Noel's brilliant

  • I've watched that video hundreds of times and I still laugh my ass off every time I see it .

    Noel's fucking brilliant! xD

  • The fast paced editing is a really cheap attempt to appear trendy and 'hip'. They've failed in my eyes.

    But funny comments! Noel's cool unlike his bro...

  • Top fucking man.

  • i'm actually starting to like oasis as people. always liked their music though. but this was funny.

  • Too Fucking Right!!!!

  • legend

  • fuckin belter!

  • what a funyn cunt!

  • hundred-hundred-hundred... rehab-rehab-rehab... why the fuck do they do that?????

  • fat idiot from the supermarket! lmao, suppose he's referring to michelle mcmanus

  • 65 million album sales mate go take a big huge gigantic massive fuck to yourself.

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  • Lol, i love his smile at 0:52

    :)

  • He's a real hottie alright x

  • "alcoholism...ends up killing his own gerbils"... Noel is genius..

  • whats "gerbils" (im am stupid i know)

  • not knowng what gerbils are, isn't stupid.

    asking here instead of just googling the word is stupid.

  • the thing about these videos is that they are cut and chopped to make it look like hes talking about one continues subject where as the reality is he is probably talking about loads of different things, if there was a clock in the background the minute hand would be going backwards and forwards in time. thats the power of media, they can make you believe anything they want you too

  • Yeah, but I think it was designed with that in mind.

  • someone's seen the simpsons episode. the things he was saying, i dont think they'd been taken out of context. he might not have said the exact words but he would have still been taking the piss out of them

  • oh i have no doubt he takes the piss but i just dont like not seeing the full clip...hes a fuckin ledgend though...

  • good point, the x factor/american idol people may be very great singers, but you never hear of them writing songs, and when they do its usually ghost written

  • 0:18 I love the cough! xD

  • the white is good for noel. he is so nice whit its colour!

  • Ha ha!

  • What he says is true he couldnt give a shit what people think, hes god

  • i hate the clipping .. makes me dizzy

  • One of the most brilliant men in the show biz.

  • Wouldn't if be brilliant if one day Noel Gallagher guest judged on a Pop Idol, X Factor type show! It would be brilliant!

    I don't watch them...but I would tune in for THAT episode. He would be way wittier but just as cutting as Simon Cowell.

    Simon has gotten a bit repetitive in his insults after all these years...but Noel has been insulting people since 1994 and I still don't get bored of his opinions.

  • lols.

  • nice video but whats with the constant camera view changing?

  • noel is my god. this man is a living legend.

  • lets be honest ,look look right pushing trolleys.noel,.. u got the hair for it ,..

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  • Beatles*

  • anyone who writes Beetles is a retarded person who knows nothing about music. no offense...

  • Name me one beatles song which they've ripped off.

  • Funniest thing I've seen in a while, cheers.

  • Well said Noel!

  • that was hilarious! rofl

  • lol

  • If he wasn't a rock star, and a brilliant one at that, he could make it as a fucking comedian. Too many people are over politically correct and sensitive now and then theres Noel who is the most cynical person going - move over Simon Cowell!

  • That's briliant, I liek that side of it...but the musics shocking

    I LOVE HIM

  • thats slighty disturbing

  • he's funny, and the point he's making makes some sense. not enough legends anymore...

  • lmfao. noels such a funny chap

  • class guy he speaks the truth

  • fuck off riteso! this guy is a legend! i take it that ur a fat idiot who works in a supermarket then! nob ed!

  • noel, the wisest man in rock&roll

    whoever edited the video must've been high as a kite!

  • Well not his best looking period. But the comments are classy as always!

  • who is that fat idiot he seems to be refering to?

  • "that's wrong as fuck" lmfao noel

  • noels great but the person who edited that video has lost the will to live

  • nice ralph lauren shirt,lol

  • i love how he still wears clothes that are not expensive at all. ralph lauren polos, adidas trainers, and levis. legend.

  • yeah, he looks the part.

  • ralph lauren is expensive for people who aint made of money!

  • not really. i get my lauren polo shirts for like $30 at outlet stores.

  • are you american coz where i live its £70 for a tshirt like what hes wearing.

  • yeah. here you can get em for like $30 a shirt. i know it's more expensive in the UK.

  • yeh man spose i will have too come america for a bit of shoppin haha.

  • haha good luck

    unless you shop in outlet stores its prettydamn expenseve!

    :P

    a plain t-shirt is like $30

  • my ralph lauren shirt hes wearing cost me 65 quid and i think it was last years design too lol

  • loool i wana no why its so cheap in america lol

  • yeah, you got ripped off. I'd smack someone if they were charging me over $100 US or a Ralph Lauren Polo. They definitely don't cost that much here in the States