Star Wars Lightsaber Commercial (Kenner, 1978)

[DarinRach1138]

Balloons are not included!! lol

[brandonefron2064]

I'm Still A Star Wars Fan. I Collect Everything Star Wars. The Best Toy: Plastic Star Wars Lightsabers by Hasbro (The Plastic Ones Pop Balloons While Their Inflatable Counterparts Couldn't). IT IS TIME TO GET MY PLASTIC LIGHTSABER OUT AND PROTECT PRINCESS LEIA (ALEXIS LLOREDA) FROM THE EVIL JABBA THE HUTT!

[MasterNinja1990]

Its in rubber! It cant even stand straight up! The worst version of a lightsaber toy ever! They probably did it so that the kids would not hurt themself. But still, what a bad toy!

[castortroy176]

All red sabers? So they are all sith Lol? And you can't miss a balloon when it's floating right in front of your inflatable saber, haha.

[rickraptor707]

@castortroy176 uh...the sabers are yellow.

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 i'm pretty sure it's red.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 no offense but are you colorblind? they are clearly yellow. the background is pink so it's similar to red but the sabers are yellow

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 no i'm not color blind. you're the one who's colorblind

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 no I am not color blind I have seen several colorblindness tests at science museums such as omsi and arizona science center and they show that I am not colorblind. but you seem to be very colorblind if you think that is red. and if that's red than baby chickens and ducks must have red feathers and lemons must be red too! look up pacman and tell what color he is.

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 smartass.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 why thank you.

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 i'm not wasting my time on a stupid faggot. sdo fuck you and you're gay.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 I know you are but what am I?

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 you are such a faggot. eat a sack of baby dicks motherfucker.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 stop telling me all these things about you and what you should do that I already know!

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 you can fuck your mom.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 Yes you can!

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 go to hell you piece of shit. i fucked your mom.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 No you didn't and you're the P.O.S. telling me to go to an imaginary place that doesn't even exist!

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 just shut the fuck up. you started the fight so you suck your dad's dick. i hope you kill yourself.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 Yes please do! Enjoy your grammatical atrocities and stop replying!

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 Don't you have better things to do than insult an innocent youtuber? Oh wait no you probably don't because you probably live in your moms basement and have no life to get back to!

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 i do have a life you little shit. you are the one who doesn't have a life. i'm not color blind you stupid dick. i also fucked your mom.

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 I do have a life you waste of oxygen! You obviously don't have a life if you're wasting all your time swearing at an innocent youtuber and claiming that you did something that you didn't! So stop wasting your time and stop replying!

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 I am none of the things you just listed but you on the other hand seem to be all of said things! How are you enjoying your grammatical atrocities of youtube comments?

[rickraptor707]

@TheCyclops06 Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 little fag. you can't do shit.

[SirVader15]

Looks like a dildo that lights up

[nnothin2dobututube]

0:20 over and over hahaha

[ZDoggMD]

Looks like some of those lightsabers have a wee bit o' the ole erectile dysfunction.

[NecroHunter93]

wow, the first lightsaber toy!

[BBYReif]

I wish I lived in the 70s. Even Chuck Noris sized condoms were cool back then.

[Wind1000100Movies]

The commercial's crap, but the main crap thing about this video is the damn stupid lightsabers!

[Wind1000100Movies]

Can't believe thier is no dislikes (except mine now) and 37 likers! I want to kill those 37 likers!

[lightsabershadow]

dang those are like reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyyy stupid

[DANGITBOBBEH1997]

ZAP!!!!!

[MalikSonicRevolution]

The third kid is Luke Skywalker's son

[BUSHIDO529]

my dad had this the and the first day he broke it lololol he said it was so cheap

[MrGoodvideos101]

The 70s = The one black kid with the nerdy friends.

[morrisl123]

From giant yellow dildos to bladed replicas, it took them about 40 years, and they still can't make a toy lightsaber with an expandable and retractible blade.

[deadtreedefender]

dick



[logan5745]

so no batteries or balloons wtf

[NuclearFurniture1]

Wow, these lightsabers were cheap.  I wonder why the manufacturers decided on a yellow blade and a hilt that looks like nothing that was seen in the movie? I suppose they figured that children wouldn't care...

[Mordecai4501]

Wtf...

[hardstyle4everboy]

Biggest Dicks i've ever seen xD

[Dotrel1001]

Hopefully none of these younglings survived.

[JordanDiso3622]

its just a flashlight witha HUGE red condom

[jayce79]

Mine alwys leaned to the left and got smaller on a cold day.

[David137100]

lol, i just got the 2010 force fx lightsaber, and its cool to see how far along lightsabers have come since a year after the first movie came out.

[tubeviewerX20]

Was the point of this commercial to make an embarrassing mockery of Star Wars?

[Cavillier1970]

They look like dinosaurs when compared to the ones they have today. I had one that was a solid, opaque plastic, that when you let it sit in light, it'd glow in the dark (sort of)

[TheDejanay09]

wow thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo stupid

[Minecrafter3331]

@TheDejanay09 Your so insulting

[rickraptor707]

@TheDejanay09 How are you enjoying your grammatical atrocities of youtube comments?

[TheCyclops06]

@rickraptor707 i'm not going to waste my time on a little shit. i've won this round. until we meet again i'm going to fight you forever.

[Mrster]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

They are hitting balls with their giant condoms?

[MrNov3k]

Im thinkin i might trade in my UltraSaber and get one of these, maybe two. Fucking bamf.

[prisonernumber24601]

ZAP!!

[RockBand2Freak78]

dildo

[SuperDZproductions]

mine always got holes in it

[x0druid0x]

@SuperDZproductions your light sabers or condoms?

[phattbuddha]

" Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough.... his 'Star Wars Light saber' "

[MultiPluto1234]

@phattbuddha yeah and now when they see the new fx lightsaber they will just say: NO DON'T BUY THIS BUY THE KENNER ONE ITS MUCH BETTER!

[rickraptor707]

@phattbuddha Not as clumsy or random as a cap gun, an elegant toy weapon for a more childish age.

[ocarinag33k]

it's just a flashlight fitted with a giant condom. probably a magnum to be specific.

[MultiPluto1234]

lol it was great for that time back in 1978

[Minecrafter3331]

Wow i wanted that lightsaber i just knew if my dad has it he was born in the 60's

[specterkev]

my older brother had this.. the first lightsaber i ever had had a long yellow tube with a hole at the end that made a woosh sound as you swung it because of the air.

[Toontownwizard7]

Dude this light sabers don't even have colors.hard to belive my force action light saber is alot better. those blades are curved.They cant even handle 1995octuimus.

[MasterNinja1990]

thats total crap!

[firetemptations]

NIGGER STOLE THE FORCE!

[heine71]

ZAP!

[Gigdoat]

I know it's the 70's, but they have to be better than that.

[jayce79]

Those are some floppy tallywackers. 

[youngrebels75]

(0:14) "Switch on your star wars lightsabers, close your eyes and go!"

Swing Crash

"OW MY EYE!

Swing Glass shattering

"OW MY OTHER EYE!!!" (maybe not the best influence for kids in a commercial)

[Prince1000able]

wow...78s look so...awesome...very...yea..ok.

[Mortskcab]

@Prince1000able better than the shitty times we are living in now....

[Prince1000able]

@Mortskcab yea XD -- its better to live with a flashlight as a lightsaber and with a big house full of money than sleeping in your own car!!! really!

[TandJShow1309]

0:18 ZAP! LOL XD!

[gtabro1337]

"balloons not included" AHAHAHAHAH that made my day :D

[Pikachuiscool]

Cool commercial. But I gotta admit the toy lightsabers they make now are better.

[AfroedNinja]

these kids got ripped off!!

[fcnrecon]

Haha I ha one of these too - what a POS it was. I was jealous of my mates (ahem) rigid one...

[Ultimatepivot14]

The shape of those lightsabers makes me feel uncomfortable.

[everythingman987]

THEY LOOK LIKE LIGHT UP CONDOMS...

[infrafan]

@everythingman987 "Ready to feel the force?"

[pacificimporters]

@everythingman987 they were about as delicate as well

[starguy13]

Why are they all sith?

[ben489vid]

NO BALLOONS WERE HURT IN THE MAKEING OF THIS VIDEO

[Spacefrisian]

Balloons not included... LOL

[MrHerc94]

it looks like a flashing dildo... xD

[unmisfitminor101]

wow

[MegaCrowman]

ok the next time I get attacked by balloons I'll be set lol

[boomerschance]

@MegaCrowman: Be Careful those balloons are tricky bastards!

[SBarsinister]

I've been looking for this commercial, thanks for posting.

I had this light saber when I was a kid. Too bad there wasn't a red or blue light saber.

[SardaukarPrime]

Ugh,I had this piece of crap back in the day