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  • i want to learn to do that!

    stupid B&N/starbucks cafe........

  • ahahahahaha

  • Hey! Try focusing on improving your milk quality. most of it looks like its over stretched! Just a tip!

  • You guys should be fired.

  • HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT OF BUILDING YOUR OWN HEALTHY COFFEE BUSINESS?? PROMOTING HEALTH & WELLNESS AND FINANCIAL FREEDOM?

  • I really envy them. there isn't anywhere nice in my town that does this kind of stuff. So I can't apply to be a barista yet...:-(

    Does anyone know of some places that teach this? Preferably in Canada ? :-P

  • @loverofmusic3210 I've recently been looking on craigs list.

  • Interesante saber que hacer un buen café necesita mucha prática. También está bien que mientras aprendes y trabajas te diviertas. Pero desperdiciar de esa manera tanto café y jugar en una especie de amor/odio con la comida y ese trabajo supuestamente "apasionante" me parece de lo peor. Podrían regalar esos cafés y dejar de maldecir tanto a su proceso de aprendizaje y sobreotodo a ese producto que al fin y al cabo es un alimento y que no todos podemos permirnoslo todos los días.

  • Jeezus...I've been standing in line now for 5 minutes, is anyone going to help me?!?!

  • this is so funny. despite you guys fucked the coffees up, it's the best fatte art video ever.

  • Anyone who has a negative comment about this video has clearly never worked in a coffee shop or can do latte art. While I thought it was a bit unprofessional with the language, they were making their job fun. Those lattes wont have been given to customers, they were simply practicing. And as for wasting products? How on earth are you suppose to practice latte art without making a latte? It is an art form and needs constant practice. I thought it was a funny video.

  • this shit had me laughing hard the whole time. especially the fisting at the end.

  • I love this video. Probably one of the more important things for the haters to note is that this video was uploaded in 07. I can't speak for the whole world but where i'm from latte art wasn't nearly as big a thing as it is now. So these guys were good when not everyone could pour a rosetta and a tulip. Then you add to it they're able to have a fun and aren't elitists like some baristas out there.

  • this was freaken funny

  • Love this shit

  • thank you for this video, I thought I was the only person who tried 100 times before they got one right... I wish there were a cheaper way to practice this...My job noticed a spike in their espresso purchasing, since I started working there...LOL

  • Love love love

  • love it at 0:52 and 1:15 That comment has escaped my lips SOOO many times at the same very moment! Fucking rosettas...

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  • I would assume it's only a manner of time before these "Starbucks employees" are fired.

  • VOCE SÃO IDIOTAS

    :) se fuderam não sabem portugues

  • fuck yeah

  • I hope those drinks weren't going to customers...... Dunno why you're all such douchebags but yeah I will laugh when you all get fired

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  • bahahahahaaa! latte fucking!

  • Gay

  • LOL! buncha haters. I was thoroughly entertained. Fuck you, lol

  • who cares on the little leaf thingy... it all ends up mixed up in the end.

  • i litterally lold

  • funny, these guys must be like what? 25? we have BOYS, who are 16 years old here who make better latte art..

    Oh, and you are not supposed to pour the milk ontop. you steam it way to much

  • @Denmarkpwns if you mean "ontop" of the espresso you are clearly don't know about latte art.. And you can tell they can produce good latte art, these are just the fails. I'm pretty sure your 16 year old fails alot.

  • @Lewis7070 Get mad? im sorry that im not great at expressing myself that accurate in english, and if you cant understand what i ment then i doubt you know much about free hand latte art.

  • Americans have no idea about good coffee

  • They're just practicing... every coffee shop wastes sooo much coffee per day, so it's good they make it worth while. But I sure hope the customers didn't hear them talking like that and sticking their hands in the coffees though :P

  • cant get it today. cant get it cant get it cant get it

    this is fantastic. thankyou.

  • So much wasted coffee. But damn latte art is hard.

  • To all the haters. These guys obviously care about the quality of their product and art. As a barista, I can say that while there's a lot to know about coffee, you come off as a pretentious jackass when you can't have fun. These baristas are refining their work while having fun behind the counter. If you were to patronize the cafe, I'm sure you would enjoy talking to these guys better than stone faced coffee snobs.

  • @Reven24 Thanks!! We do take a lot of pride in our work AND have fun at the same time!! Good luck out there!

  • yeah take that you coffee snobs!

  • that wasn't cool.. even for a minute

  • You all should be ashamed of yourself. That is a place of business. It's not cool to be unprofessional when there customers walking about. Plus you are wasting product and contaminating the drink by inserting your dirty fingers. Not only that but your words is unprofessional too. FLAG!

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  • Oh dear :/ I know I'm never coming to your coffee shop lol :L

  • I love when I'm staring into my latte and to my surprise there is an inverted gay

  • 2 words------FUKIN FUNNY!

  • You guys fucking RULE! Goddamn I miss working with y'all.

  • wtf was this/!??!

  • guys wtf r u doing ?? :D u humiliated the coffee. 

  • This is the most unattractive thing I have ever seen.

  • Nice sucking action

    

  • i felt really disguesting after watching this not only becos the language they used ,i actually cant stand bear people especially a 'barista' treats coffee like tat, tats not respectful to what u are doing,u not loyal to ur profession.

  • You maggots are worthless. Thank God your not in my neck of the woods.

  • @agreeneyedfella yeah prison must be a bitch - enjoy your ass tulip.

  • That was REALLY obnoxious!

  • what a bunch of jerkoffs

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  • @SeminarioMAE Wow you are one uptight hootchie-cootch, this is hilarious, and you are an inverted gay.

  • @jamesdeandgo It's stupid and you're gay for liking it.

  • @SeminarioMAE

    Gayness by association huh? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS You like little boys and the lord frowns upon your deviant behavior!

  • thats the exactly shit happened to me! i was trying..trying...and dosnt work...AND MY BOSS WAS ASKIN FOR THA MILK!!!

  • maaaaaannnnn... don't do this....

  • "That was so cool...for a minute" lol

  • HAHA flipping off your cofees for the win!

  • I'd go to a shop like there where baristas were actively talking shit about each others drinks trying to top each other...and they meant it

  • haha love that you guys are swearing while there's customers RIGHT THERE!! thats awesome. plus i love the threadless tee. that coffee art is 100 times better than my amature ass coffee art.

  • im crying man!! thats so funny!! i cant wait to try that one at 12seconds! such perfect technique!! whats the point in streching the milk when you can put the bubbles straight in the coffee??

  • hahaha love the video!! proper funny :p

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  • Wow, those look amazing. I suck at latte art lol, been working in an Esquires in my town for over a year and still can't get this down :P Even if you did them wrong they still look better than mine :P

  • BEST VIDEO EVER MADE.

  • Now, when working as a barista, if no one is ordering, or has an order placed, are you allowed to fuck around, and make 15 lattes, and spill all of them on the counter, or do you guys just do it anyway?

  • @KingDavidANC Actually if you knew anyhting about coffee making latte art actually makes your espresso taste better than the rushed drink or whatver "starbucks schmuck" makes your coffee by more properly blending the two liquids together;)

  • @Akhockeyman19 you're absolutely right

  • LAWL

  • =D, i live it, jijiji,

  • Funny but totally fired!

  • Shit, you guys are almost as awesome as me.

  • im in tears laughing

  • hahahah remindes me exactly of being at my work, even the tribe called quest in the background. looks liked some nice cuppa joes there boys, good work.

  • great vid guys love it so funny (thats a hot fucking latte lol) check out some of my vids !!!!!!

  • did you give those cups of coffee to customers , even if you touched it with your fingers ?

  • yeee Im a barista! Love latte art ...one time some new kid made a penis in one of the drinks it was a good laugh

  • hahahaha, question though, when i do my rosseta things, the lines come out to fat, how do u get a thin line of white?

  • i have a trial on sunday to be a barista with costa coffee. i was actually looking for something that would help. i guess this kinda did. i didnt know u have to make the coffee pretty!

  • @musicallytalented2 how did it go??? I work for Costa franchise in the petrol station I work in and you only have to make the flat white with the Rosetta for some reason we put the coffee in last in a latte too pointlessly stupid I think I make it how I know it should be made..

  • @cosmik3 i got the job so im a barista in training but im not allowed to use the coffee machine until i have mastered the till lol. but ive noticed that on all the videos on latte art they add the expresso first but wen i watch the other baristas do it at costa they add the milk first then the expresso. its a nice place to work. really good discounts wen ur on shift too XD xxx

  • Holy shit Ian. I totally just stumbled upon this thinking..."Those look like amante bags....that guy sounds like Ian....wait. _Erin

  • and thats why you need to stay in school kids. so you don't end up working in a cafe - swearing at warm milk.

  • awesome.

  • I work as a Barista in a college, it's great because they don't care if you have nice "art", they'll drink it either way.

  • pretty keen to work wherever you guys work

  • oh my fucking god. this is hilarious and amazing. i want to work with you guys. fuck yeah lattes.

  • there are ppl out there that would love to have a cup of milk. not funny.

  • @manolobeta11 Their job is a Barista and part of their job is having perfect latte art. Thus, they must practice. It's not the Barista's fault for having a job where a daily task is wasting milk. I would suggest taking up the issues with this cafe, all cafes or, fuck, the entire espresso industry/culture? Personally, I work for Intelligenstia and we get our beans from Ethiopia, S. America...Kenya. The coffee industry provides many jobs (lowering unemployment rate,benefitting several countries..)

  • @linzxbailey I am a barista too, is a matter of attitude.

  • Love that you all actually enjoy eachother company ;)

  • you guys are hilarious :)

    i think it says douchee

  • made me fukin laff, cheers mate

  • If all people in that video died, the average IQ of planet earth would probably raise by a considerable amount. Jerking each other off for being half good at something as useless as latte art. Go die somewhere, quietly.

  • I would love to work there funny

  • I've been inspired to finger fuck my latte every time I make a good rosetta. "Looks like an inverted gay" LMAO.

  • IM so glad starbucks didnt train me like this, no one is wearing a apron, has on a uniform, or is professional at all.

  • @a3i8r0a380 starbucks isn't real coffee

  • @linzxbailey it's coffee, it's just really BAD coffee. I work their and i know what the rest of the coffee industry thinks of us, but i love the people i work with and i'm just trying to get through college. i act like i could care less what people say because it's just a job, but it still hurts that little tiny place in my heart when people rag on starbucks. frowny face for the average american consumer not knowing the difference between value and quality.

  • @StarbucksTool Value? Value would be BK or McDonald's coffee. lulz.

  • WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THUMBS DOWN???? WHY AM I YELLING. I'M NOT REALLY YELLING BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. AHHHHH COFFEE AHHHH CAFFEEEEIIIINNNNEEEEEEEEE.

  • such a fan! I suck at latte art, if it is smooth and glossy then I'm happy

  • as a barista in training myself this had me cracking up!

  • haha.. believe it or not, this video was very instructional... i won't feel as bad when i fuck up!!

  • These white devils don't seem to realize that they are disporting in stolen mother's milk. They take pleasure in degrading everything sacred, and do it with a cool, confident smile. Shitty pours, too.

  • the fuckines video i ever sow ; DD

  • love the gay horses t shirt

  • Great instructional video not!

  • hahha mate this such a funny vid ...i fuck em up loads some days and have to serve it lol..wish i could flik the fucker all over the place lool

  • hahahahha...dude,did you served this coffees afterwards?lol

  • U almost had the inverted GAY!!! LOL

  • you guys do have gay complexes

    idiots

  • where is this place i need to go!

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  • Best video ever seen. "You almost had the inverted gay." I'll never forget that. Might use it at work. Sorry, I do that sorta thing.

  • lol.

  • Aewsome!!!!

  • Hahaha! Here I am, in the middle of the night, ought to be sleeping, watching videos on coffee art - just to impress my co-workers tomorrow - and I find this! Awesome! This must be the internet's way to tell me to log off.

    I don't know any dutch, but as they say in the Nederlands: Chapeau!

  • isnt it french? means hat ? i take the hat off or w.e lol...

  • a lot of finger latte & one hand latte.

  • hahaha theres so much language in this video-i thought itd be a simple video of latte designs lolol

  • wow so agressive over latte

  • I love this video! :)

  • haha are these guys a fuckin joke.. its almost as if all they think about all day is that theyre beautiful people and "our lattes are better than your lattes!" its like denver.. haha. but ok, yea theyre awesome latte artists, like wow ;)

  • i think it say douche

    can u fuk this latte please.

    oh my god thats so funny

  • this made me laugh, awesome

  • Haha, I díd know this about barista training! Laughed Out Loud watching your video, so (as we say in the Netherlands): Chapeau!

  • what a disgrace

  • hahaha awesome.

  • ohhhh damn that was so cool for....fuck all

  • Fuck Aaron he's a douchebag

  • yea this looks like me when trying to do latte art fuck dat

  • There's somthing written in that cappucino... I think it says douche

    :L EXCELLENT

  • lol

  • hahaha:) bestefilmen ever

  • AAAAHHHH I miss you guys so much. :(

  • These guy are awesome!!

    "would you please fuck the latte!!" ahha

  • Which one is Butthead and which one is Beavis ? !

  • Dude, you guys look like so much fun to work with. Makes me sad to work at Starbucks, can't screw around like that.

  • it should make you sad that you serve so of the grossest coffee at starbucks!

  • man i hella know how to work an espresso machine but those damn barista classes cost around 2,000 in seattle =[

  • can someone tell me what their using? milk? cream

  • They are using milk akint to milk with 2-3,5% fat in it. WHole milk or whatevah. :)

  • gringos maricones

  • that looks fun

  • nice vid, i`ve seen like 20 latte art vids, with all those fancy images... pro like.. `n i was searchin` 4 some mistakes.. or trainin` `n this 1 was the nr. 1 latte art vid, gj with the atmosphere there ;)

  • TheChinglish---Just has to laugh as your comment to me, it makes absolutely no grammatical sense. Heads off to do my thing, because I have a life, and know very well the first thing about customer service, and everything in this video is something you SHOULD never do if you want your business to succeed. I feel very sorry for the owner of this coffee shop, he/she should know how the employees act, and waste supplies.

  • God damn, I wish the cafe I worked at actually taught us how to do this stuff. We just get thrown in with no experience and learn to make drinks as we go. Forget latte art. I'd love to learn this stuff. D:

    Also: hilarity. I love it. EVERYBODY, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

  • So poor

  • good to see staff not taking things so seriously. honestly fuck the up tight customers that wont come back they are usually the ones that complain and order shit anyway

  • all i kept thinking was "how dirty that floor would be" and "all that coffee wasted" ;-/

  • 2:38 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    good to see dudes not taking it too seriously man there are some fucking knob baristas around!!

  • i appreciate this humour but have to imagine what your customers must be thinking while seeing this behaviour. maybe a different coffee shop next time ...

  • good video

    i can foam a gallon of milk into pure creamy whiteness

    i can swirl the fucking espresso any goddamned way i want

    i can master the oxidation rate of that goddamn espresso with the milk!

    i am able, with the use of my hands, to turn a pound of beans into 28 cappuccinos, while having sex with a dirty bitch!

  • hillarious!

  • A-M-A-FUCKING-ZING

    I must have seen this like 300 times already.

    THIS

    IS

    SUCKAGEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    You guys deserve an oscar and a pulitzer

  • wow i thought i was the only one LOLOL

  • I love this video so much.

  • next time i screw up my art im gonna flick it. haha

  • its crazy, dummy, absolutely right hand fucking, freak, so serious, you ganna love it, its the standard of a art making, its all part on the plan, you put smile on that face madafakas, and its a atomic latte art that blow out the cafe' latte'

  • thotalee awthumb!

  • hahahha you guys are hilarious

  • best. coffee vid. ever. should be required viewing for all baristas.

  • I was trying to see one rosetta in this freaking clip, One perfect one guys, But I love the banter, You gotta laugh in this gig. Well done its a very real vid, cheers from an Aussie Barista.

  • America obviously has about ten minutes left...

  • This was a happy time.

  • I love this video. I want to learn to suck.

  • We want you to as well.

  • You should watch this then. Then will you know how to order a real "cold forty-fiver" :-))

  • i just want to say how much i love this video and how badly i want to work with you guys.

    :)

    i really miss being a barista. hire me, please! :P

  • Yeah, that was a little rude of me. I'm sorry.

  • u guys have no respect for coffee @ all!shame on u guys for taking the latte art as a joke when it doesnt come out right... =s

  • you're right. we're terrible people.