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  • If he robbing the liquor store...he might be in it for crack. At the same time, crack heads are nasty chicks lol. So maybe the felon just trynna kill two birds with one stone (or rock, in this case).

  • I guess you don't plan on having a long term relationship then because relationships are a lot more than just sex

  • You are hilarious! :)

  • No PANTS!!

    

  • just face it, women and vagina will always be the most powerful thing on earth. They dont need penis to come harm their insides either, why you think a smart woman probably invented dildos!

  • @MotIRmowth Your last sentence is confusing.

  • @1001orpheus not if your smart

  • @MotIRmowth It's "you're" - as in "you are." As in: "You're smart and clever; your English is both sharp and witty and not in the least bit ungrammatical." :)

  • @1001orpheus does it matter? lmao, im not writing my comments to be perfect, as if you know every aspect of the whole english language. now move on, and get a life no need to respond :)

  • @MotIRmowth It's not just in your own arrogant opinion, I'm well aware you're not writing your comments to be perfect. I just wanted to point out that you weren't coming across the way you might have wanted to - intelligent. >;p Peace, sister! Reply or do not reply. Do as you see fit.

  • Amen Dude!! Someone finally said it right!!

  • No pants?

    

  • I remixed this video look: youtube.com/watch?v=awfLs0jxbN­Q

  • im not a prostituteeeeeeeeeeeee. lmao i love skyyjohn. he my motherfuckin nigga

  • HES WEARING SHORTS IN THIS VIDEO, WTF!!!! HAHAHA

  • it's Nov 11............how'd you upload this on the 12th? @skyyjohn

  • @operatorone15 2010...

  • @WoodDuck14

    ha what's the chances i totally watched this a year later.

  • jaja "there's a crime, vagina aint far from it"

  • yo sky i saw the nfl commercial you did

  • Skyjohn is a sex object and I am ecstatic to know he doesn't want my hairy vjay

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd He breaths and eats his pee pee of course most men aren't as boring as him, although life would be more simple if they were. Men have emotions too but not this walking penis

  • yeah he is wering his KnICKErs in this video

  • Dude don't tell me your wearing nothing but your knickers in this video!!

  • Ur n ur underwear?

  • lol OMG the Captha for my last comment was BauFauck lol. damn they get out there sometimes.

  • lol its funny if you can time it where whenever you click the slider button he keeps saying astronomical over and over lol

  • If you want sex, get a prosy, if you want a lot of sex and companionship get a gf/bf.

  • Women don't view dating as a whore-john relationship.If you have that kind of attitude,then you may as well just got to a prostitute that will cost much less.That investment you talk about is for the woman to see if you are a suitable life-long partner and she determines that and you are in a long-term relationship it doesn't matter what you spent on her because you belong to each other.It wont be about sex and money anymore.You support her because you want to and she has sex with you for love.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 You support her because you want to and she has sex with you for love. These are your words. So you admit that women are after financial support and men are after tail.

  • @violatione no thats not what I said.Thats ur interpretation and Im not gonna waste my time defending what I said. All I will say is that no woman wants to waste her life away with a man who is after only one thing or is cheap. A prostitute takes money upfront irrespective of whether or not she is into you in any way you could be a 300 pound 50 year old man and a prostitute will do you for the cash and go her way to take care of her expenses.

  • Respond to this video... A woman you ask out on a date on the other hand is evaluating you carefully to see if you are after one thing or if you are willing to invest in her because the more you invest the more likely you are to stick around in the long term as far as they are concerned...you spend where it pays off not where it won't. Also dating gives a woman a feeling that she is special, like a princess or something, not a prostitute and that is what women like--to feel special!

  • Respond to this video... If you want one night stands, I could care less.If there are plenty of cheap one-night stands out there, then you and all the guys watching this clip can go for it.There is no reason to argue about it with me on youtube or tell me what women are about.I am a woman and I know that women, in general,like to feel special and cared for.They normally would not accept a date offer from a man that they are not attracted to in some way in the first place.

  • Respond to this video... If you don't care about what a woman has to say or how she feels,then go for the one night stands and cheap prostitutes that are available to you by all means plz! Im sure a lot of decent women would love to have men like that OUT of their dating pool so that the more dedicated ones can be spotted.I encourage all men who primarily want tail TO GET OUT of the lengthy, expensive dating life and enter into the life of one-night stands with drunk girls and hookers!

  • Respond to this video...  With that said, I will gladly end this discussion.All the men watching this, plz enjoy your cheap one-night stands with drunk girls and your experiences with hookers that you do not have to call the following day. Girls who want a long term relationship and want to get married are not going to lower their standards and your efforts will pay off best with herpes infested sluts and drunk, lonely women in bars that cannot even discern what they are screwing.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 Know this...that sweet girl that you want to have a long term relationship with, get married have kids...she went through a phase where she was screwing guys just like us. They screw the musician, the personal trainer, the rich guy, the professor, the ski instructor...and the list goes on. They pork these guys in every which way until they decide that they want someone to pay their bills and guess what... you're up. And do you know what? You don't get the wild sex that we had

  • @DontForgetIran2010 you get boring old missionary for the rest of your life. In truth women are not attracted to nice men. Have you ever heard a woman say, "Oh my god, he is so nice, I want to fuck him!"? No you haven't! It even sounds funny when you read it. But women need nice men to pay their bills when they want to pay back their student loans and start popping out kids. So I say to you good luck with your long term relationships (they will most likely end in divorce).

  • @violatione alright you dumbfuck I'm not sure you got what I said. Im a FEMALE! I don't do girls. I could care less what positions and styles jerks get because I don't deal with them. Stop responding to me. I might have to block your ass.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 Of course you deal with jerks. Most women love us. I don't know any women who don't have a story about some jerk with whom they've slept. You're angry with me because I've touched one of your nerves. You want some man to come and pay your bills...but guess what? We don't do that anymore. The costs of marriage completely outweigh the supposed benefits. So we'll just have sex and bid you good day.

  • @violatione for someone who wants to bid me good day,you sure keep coming back to respond to everything I say.Maybe ur mad cuz u paid for someone that left and ur music career crashed.Who asked you to pay for anything?There are women and men still marrying and so, the institution of marriage is NOT DEAD.Loser broke men will continue to prey on women with low self esteem by being jerks to them and the insecure woman puts out for such men.This is nothing new or amazingly brilliant.Enjoy :).

  • @DontForgetIran2010 Men don't prey on women. It's the other way around. Having kids and raising a family is a woman's dream. But women are too lazy to go to college and get a really high paying job to fulfill that dream. So they have to get some sucker of a man to pay for it. So they can sit on their ever widening asses and ignore the kids and watch T.V.

  • @violatione Dont know what women ur with! I know women that are college-educated that have high-paying jobs.There are female doctors, professors, teachers, lawyers, engineers, hair dressers, business owners, etc You name it. Some had help from their families and some did it on their own.Some of them got help and support from their loving husbands.The spectrum varies.Maybe the women in your immediate family were the way you described and that is how you have this solidified outlook on them all.

  • @violatione and there are women in their 40s and 50s who are not lazy, that are in shape,and do workout whose asses never widen while their husbands' bellies grow and their hairline recedes.Maybe you need to stop finding women at McDonalds and start seeing some at the gym or in the beauty salon.Go visit a college campus, a medical school, or a law school and see how many women are aspiring towards bettering themselves, not just clup hopping attention whores. Seems as though u hang out BAD women!

  • @DontForgetIran2010 You're right women do sometimes pursue jobs in lucrative fields. But that's only to be next to even richer men. If I'm wrong, why is it that most women make less than their husbands? It's simple because they want a man to pay for their dream of having kids. Why don't women marry men who make less than themselves? Because women need our money. This is not just some women, this is most women.

  • @violatione Women who have kids with a man who obviously wants kids too clearly need a man to make enough for all of them.Some couples choose not to have children and so they are unaffected by the dream of having kids (not all women want kids) and have more leeway for their finances.However,for couples who do want to have kids,two full-time working parents is not a good idea as we can see in society today.Kids grow up on TV and internet with no family values.

  • @violatione Women who choose not to have children and who have high-end jobs may or may not make more than their husbands.Those cases definitely vary. When a woman chooses to have children with her husband who wants to have children as well,it is only common sense to both that a portion of the woman's life will be spent with her children and automatically, she will not be working and earning as much.If you are a man who wants kids as much as your wife,then you need to be prepared to provide.

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  • @violatione Some women become nurses to marry doctors or legal secretaries to marry lawyers.Though they have notably good professions,they do marry up.However,like I said,not all women in high end professions that clearly consume a large portion of their time entertain having children.If a couple enter a relationship in which they agree not to have children,the man can be exempt from taking care of all the expenses,but most married couples do, in fact, have kids.

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  • @violatione In conclusion, If a man does not want to be burdened with the cost of supporting a wife at home and putting 2 or 3 kids through college,then that is something he needs to make clear FOR HIMSELF early on in life.When you are in a relationship or when you marry and opt out of protected sex without making sure your woman is on the pill,then you should know what you are already in for...a lifetime of supporting other people and it is a choice of your own making.No one forced you into it

  • Respond to this video...  just listen to what this monkey faced loser says if you think he is on to something.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 "SEX WITH YOU FOR LOVE," HAHAHAHAHA... Bull fucking shit.

  • Women want AFFECTION and support you idiot. They need to feel protected and SPECIAL! I suppose your mother was paid by your father too when she pregnant with you since she obviously didn't teach you shit about women.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 EQUAL RIGHTS. women can support them self financially. "protected" ah have you forgot that all women are "strong" and "independent". lol!

  • @poweroftheatom The point is that he is not making this video about women who preach equal rights. He is clearly saying that men's only purpose for dating in the first place is to get into a girl's pants. If you read my other comments you will see that I am not condoning going on expensive dates in the early dating phase and if a girl's only goal for dating is to get money spent on her and a man's only goal is to get sex then the girl may as well be a prostitute and them man should go to one.

  • @poweroftheatom Unfortunately women cannot support themselves financially. Why do we have alimony and child support? Because women are too lazy to work for the things that they want and they want some man to have to foot the bill.

  • What idiots like this don't understand is that women don't like to feel like a piece of ass. They want your TIME and investment. If you want a piece of ass, then go to a prostitute. That is all you deserve.

  • haha you are like a black barney from himym :P

  • sky... put some godman pants on man! 2:43

  • pussy and money are the two must powerful things on earth

  • you women on here are full of shit,,,,yeah,,,you make your money and pay your bills with it,,you expect your entertainment paid for by a dude unless your not hot enough to get one to do it. Even then,if you can find some other hideous chud to take your fat ass out and pay,,,,you will ,,,,in a N.Y. minute.

  • 0:33 wait a few and watch the spit fly.

  • he has no pants on!

  • thanksfor information :)

  • You get what you pay for, hopefully. LMAO! If guys stopped putting out for free to any piece of ass, maybe WE would have to pay for dick! lol!

    This is hilarious..

    xoxo

  • LOL all the women raging in the comments, many lol's.

  • #1

  • They need the emotional payment, they need you to listen to their stories, they need some one to care. Its only about money and pussy for us guys.

  • Thats why men get more money for the same job than women.

  • @JustOlivuu Guys get more money than women for the same job because guys work harder than women. Guys work overtime, weekends and holidays. Women work flextime part-time and take days off when something goes wrong with the kids. All of that time off adds up and at the end of the year the man has made considerably more money.

  • Wow this really explains all the crime in the world. Damn it, women.

  • 2:43 - He's wearing no pants. 

  • @DJJazzyFlashBooty I thought I was the only one that noticed.. lmao! Noice!

  • defintiely wont subscribe 2 the bartender one

  • Your hilarious

  • Skyy John for president!!!! I am writing a book on relationships & this type of info that women don't wanna hear.

  • @housedjnyc It's already been written go and watch all of the Tom Leykis videos on youtube.

  • stoopid accent its not british but not jamaican ergh

  • @yootuubinatwerk he is from the bahamas

  • Now sky, the women you are talking about in the begining are called Prostitutes :)

  • @Doomcommin - Did you not watch the entire video and listen from 0:59 onwards? It makes no sense to just pick and choose bits and pieces from the entire video because he clearly justified his statement from 0:59 onwards. LISTEN!! Show us some intelligence. I'm sure that you are smarter than this and more attentive. I hope. :-/

  • @Trixiaoyu I was just making a joke, an yes i did watch the entire video. And you should show some more intelligence, honestly calling people who just make a joke ''unintelligent'' isnt very intelligent either.

  • @Doomcommin - There was no content in your previous comment that stipulated, or signified, the terms in which you were presenting your statement. If it were a joke, maybe you should have written that somewhere in the sentence so that on-lookers over the internet understand. :-/ Come on... be intelligent.

  • @Trixiaoyu I did make a smiley face at the end, and honestly you should be intelligent enough to figure out that it was a joke, honestly i dont think you can consider yourself very intelligent, you might be able to use big words like ''stipulated'' but that doesent make you smart, if u see a comedian, he doesent tell a joke and then says ''It's a joke'' so grow up and show some Intelligence

    PS.

    :-/ Come on... be intelligent

  • @Doomcommin - "be intelligent" - You really need to stop copying people, I can easily sue you for copyright. "might be able to use big words like ''stipulated'" - That isn't a big word. I use that word all the time. :-/ Wow, you really need to increase your 'intelligence™'. HAHA - Trade Marked. Copy and get sued. :-)

  • @Trixiaoyu I was copying you to make a point.... If u dont see that then you havent obtained ''Intelligence'' yet, and that might not be a big word, but it's definently not something you see or learn in Danish schools, and I would love for you to Sue me, go ahead really

  • money is power,power is vagina

    

  • yeah sky tell 'em the truth lol

    truth hurts sometimes hehehe

  • True Skyy John! You are definately telling the truth!!!!!!

  • I love how you look all serious and like a professional youtuber until you stand up and your not wearing pants XD

    Free Hangin

  • i dont know where u guys live but here in the Netherlands we share 50/50

    nice and fair

  • @XxXcherry007 In the US, we named going 50/50 on a date 'Going Dutch' for just that reason.

  • @raschdieek hahahaa nice to know

  • Celebrity sex tape review LOL

  • What the fuck is dating anyway!?? It seems like Sweden is sleezy as hell. GO TO SCANDINAVIA IF YOU CAN'T GET LAYED! :)

  • LOL YOU MAD?

  • Women are objects not humans, Fuck bitches, get money. 

  • @starakdamian i disagree thts fucked up yur just another lowlife fuck.

  • @starakdamian You forgot to add 'smoke trees.'

  • Fellas look ... Straight up, if u r decent looking & have a personality (preferrably comical), u won't have to spend so much. A few drinks, motel, gas $, breakfast ... about $100 - $150 (1-nighters), FWB or booty call get the hourly spot $50 for 3-4hrs, online rendevous - flight, hotel, cab, food = tax refund ... LMAO =-]

  • @YellowPaint100 Who said anything about breakfast? And gas? Make that bitch walk.

  • first rule dude....wear a pants

    great video BTW

  • you wanna check sky john in a tv serie shield check this i cut the part from a vid youl see sky john act for real youtube.com/watch?v=zDRAZki5Bx­o

  • 1:55 no trousers. wut...

  • You guys are idiots if you follow American "dating" culture and keep paying for women and all that kinda shit. It's completely unnatural. If a girl is into you and attracted to you, you don't have to pay for anything. If you do, you're a john.

  • Depends dude. most of the dates i go on, i offer to pay, but it depends on the chick. oh, and i put out if the guy's hot and he's clean Lol... I'm not everyone but i know in my case, you just gotta be attractive, and intelligent to get a slice...

  • i paid $3,100

    for bullshit fights, go to court, beat the shit out of people, annoy me, drive me insane.... for vajay never again! lol

  • wtf a grand for a slice of vag. naw my boy a $50 bag of kush, $2 pack rolling paper and a bottle of Hennessey and its back to my place for movies.. didn't cost $80 and you get fucked up high and pussy..

    if you wanna splurge on da bitch by her some things off Wendy's dollar menu

  • Why are you never wearing pants....nevermind your my hero :D

  • LMAO this really make me laugh, thats why i say that guys are really basics

  • lol skky's on point with this one.

    Best rant ever!

  • this is the kind of shit they should be teaching in economics class

  • Put some pants on dude...

  • @coolbeans0325 - PANTS? Don't ruin the Skyy John show?

  • Gay men must have the time of their lives. Guys find each other attractive, and they just fuck. No conversation, no getting to know your background, and basically just straight to business ... Everything Skyy said was accurate. Women are liberated until that check comes. Some even have the nerve to get offended when you ask them to go back to your place after paying for the meal and providing arrangements for the date. If I get blue balls the first date, she gets the tab second date.

  • word

  • WTF u have no pants on!

  • put on transcribe audio and read what comes up...

  • YOU MOIST ASS NINJA

  • lol do u do all ur shows in ur underwear?

  • Uuuur the boss man

  • If you are a Leykis 101 graduate, a slice a vagina is at most $120. You take a girl out, don't pay more than $40. If she does not put out by the third date...dump that bitch, and on to the next. Listen fellas, If a woman is actually attracted to you, she is hopping into bed with you the day she meets you. If you're having to spend money on her and do all manner of romantic gesture to set the mood, the girl is not into you. Women who love sex will keep your pockets full and your balls empty.

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  • @violatione .... what is Leykis? Anyways, I agree. In my 20's while travelling & getting rooms to sleep, the hostess or a patron put themselves out there more than twice & in different states, And recently a 25y.o. woman asks me out, took me out, & paid for everything ( I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT), Also an 18y.o. was gonna go out with me UNTIL she said 18 (SSCCRRRrrrrrr) ... I'm almost 2x her age & couldn't do it. Anyways I only have a HS diploma.. And I won't get started about while I was married

  • @violatione on the skyyjohn why the fuk is v@gina so expensive this is so true

  • @violatione No matter how attractive a guy is there will be lots and lots of girls who will put off sex to see if he is worth giving it away to because they respect themselves more than they give into their attraction. If girls began putting out because of lust there would no difference between them and men. Women can get laid left and right, even the least attractive of them all,and so we don't feel like we achieved anything from having sex.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 Here is the thing about girls who put off sex. Not only are they not into you, but they are probably sleeping with someone else. The same girl who you think has respect for herself because she is making you wait, is screwing her yoga instructor, ski instructor, personal trainer, the rockstar that came through town... and so on. And do you know what else? She is doing all kinds of raunchy stuff with them. Women want it just as much as we do. Find the ones who want it with you

  • @violatione I am a female by the way. I am speaking from a woman's point of view. Thank you very much. As a woman, I will have to say that, on average, women don't crave the act of sex as much as men do. Some women like it more and some like it less.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 oh and just a note, just because a girl puts out right away it doesn't mean you're the man cuz u got to hit it and that DOESN'T MEAN SHE IS NOT PUTTING OUT just as easily elsewhere.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 I'm a high level musician. I've performed with a great many rockstars. Although I've not participated, I've seen what goes on after these concerts. There is a common misconception that groupies are loose, party animal women who go after anything with talent and a dollar. I'm telling you that most of the girls that I've seen running around backstage are sweet normal women whom you'd bring home to mother. I'm sure that many of these girls have boyfriends at home.

  • @violatione im not sure I follow what you said? there may be a lot of women out there doing just about anything behind someone's back and pretending to be something else elsewhere, but that is not always true. A woman who is genuinely dating to see if a man is relationship material will generally hold off sex and honestly if the man is relationship minded too, the two of them can choose not to go on expensive dates and spend time getting to know each other.

  • Respond to this video... ur making it sound like there is a COST on women, however little or small, an d that is not the case with women, like myself, who date men for the purpose of getting to know them. A lot of women don't expect expensive dinners or gifts all the time, but would be happy seeing that you are there for them and might even be glad to cook in the dating phase.

  • Respond to this video... if you've been dating a woman for more than a month and all ur dates have consisted of paying more than u can afford, if you are a relationship/commitment minded men, you can address the issue and suggest better, less costly options for the time you spend together.  See how she stacks up. If she is dissatisfied and wants everything fancy and pricey, then let her go, but stop acting like every woman who respects herself is dying to put out elsewhere.

  • Respond to this video... and honestly, if you are with a woman, not a prostitute, and are only in it to get laid, then by all means, just go to a professional prostitute who is REALLY in it for the money as you are in it for the SEX. As a woman who invests a lot of her emotions into her relationships, I would find pretty disturbing to think that every man who offers to take me out to dinner or engages in conversations with me is just waiting for me to put out!!

  • Respond to this video...  that one time encounter with the prostitute will get u EXACTLY what u want in that case and it will cost you A LOT LESS. Again, if your budget is tight, but you are a man of good intentions, then suggest less costly ways to spend time with the woman you are trying to get to know. You don't get to know anyone at the movies!! and you don't have to be having an expensive meal to be able to talk. Just eat at home together and watch TV.

  • @violatione sorry im not trying to talk a lot, just trying to get my point out because skyjohnn's analysis of women in dating is a bit degrading. He is objectifying them by bringing them DOWN to the level of their vaginas overlooking the fact that a lot of them are kind hearted women who have a lot to offer spiritually and emotionally.He answers his own question by saying that if a man wants to get a slice of vagina a prostitute would be much easier and less expensive to deal with in that case.

  • @DontForgetIran2010 get back to fucking kitchen bitch

  • @bajs47m16 Did you just mistake me for your mother?

  • @DontForgetIran2010 Ok honestly do you really want to sit and listen to a woman prattle on about spiritual and emotional matters? All of the romantic things that we do and listening to their inane stories about their co-workers...is the price of admission. If you actually enjoy that you do it. I'll have sex with her and she can come over to your place afterwards and cry about how I don't commit. All the while you're not getting any. At the core women are vaginas to us and we are wallets to them.

  • @violatione I'm a female and am explaining this from a female point of view. My God you are presumptuous!!! If you really are a musician then your time is best spent advancing your career not arguing with me on youtube.

  • Respond to this video... also, if you agree with skyyjohn I highly suggest you get a prostitute. They are more likely to give you the best for the least in a short period of time. You don't deserve love, respect, or the admiration of any woman in the long run.

  • HAHHAHAHA FUCKING GENIUS HAHAHAH

  • I hate social convention too and I'm a girl.

  • buddy put some pants on hehe u r my boy... but this is the second time that i cut u...!!

  • Go John !

  • So glad I subscribed to this channel...

  • 1:55 nice brown pants

  • HAHAHA, romantic comedies are the worst....

  • "I can pay my own way." => Horse manure! Women's lib only did one thing for women: Create the situation where they can pick and choose so that they ALWAYS end up winning.

  • @Elmosno1 I was with u until u said girlfriend  singular lol

  • you have to show her the money, not give it to her.

  • LOL i love all the woman comments here. Bunch of fucking liars. Sky speaks pure truth all men want pussy and women want money simple fact of life.

  • @fox23vang

    Men want money just as much as women.

  • @CleverDjembe they want the money to get the women! a man would fuck a girl in a cardboard box if he could!

  • @fox23vang : AMEN.

  • i love how you have shirt and tie but were too lazy to put on pants. thats a real mans wardrobe, classy, but always ready to party. lol

  • FUCK PANTS 

  • I have sex 3 or 4 times a week, and i dont pay for any of it and its awesome, cause hey guess what..I have a girlfriend.

  • @ElmosNo1 - "and i dont pay for any of it ". Lies. You never bought presents for your GF? Never took her out to the movies? Never paid the tab at dinner? Lies!! Liar. You have spent money on your GF you just don't want to admit it. ;-)

  • @ElmosNo1 idiots like this can't get or keep a woman with their shitty attitude. They have no game basically.

  • all this drama for vagina, kinda makes you understand where gay people come from, they dont have to deal with it. no offense meant to anybody btw

  • @jordanmactas i don't see why a gay people wouldn't have to worry about this. i'm sure that booty ain't cheap.

  • @WowzaBoyz couldnt be any more expensive than vagina. if vagina were any more expensive, it would need to be on the installment plan

  • @jordanmactas" Installment plan" ? I think that's called "dating"? Isn't it?

  • Men went to a 10 yr long war because of pussy! I'm just saying......