I Want My Sh*t Back, NOW!

[braveheart1779]

This just happend at my house, its amazing how people on drugs calm down when the police show up!

[marquisdejolie]

@braveheart1779

It's like they can flip a switch. I know.

[oldbag699]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 30 medications 40 medications piney wood counting

[marquisdejolie]

@oldbag699 Beth is so tarded....but she thinks she's a genius.

[oldbag699]

lovely to have u back - u got a lot of ppl worried -

26 stars for u

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks :)

[shrinkingJanuary]

wait, she poisoned the dog....again? Reminds me of the times she use to push Ritalin down my throat. She won't be happy until the whole family is poisoned....better watch out or you'll be next. Keep sleeping with one eye open...that's what I did.

[marquisdejolie]

I sleep with my door double locked

[shrinkingJanuary]

I'm soooo glad I don't live with that woman anymore... I tried to tell ya she was crazy back then, but no one believed me.....well all I have to say now, is LA LA I told ya so. Its so nice to be right.....and NOT living with the crazy lady.

[shannoncopley]

i feel for you james

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks :)

[Bulbie7]

Beth's out of her goddamn tree.

[marquisdejolie]

She sure is!! She just poisoned the dog again.

[Bulbie7]

When you die, you will be known as a Saint, my friend.

[marquisdejolie]

St James of The Piney Woods. I like it.

:)

[Bulbie7]

It does have a ring to it.  :)

[chevkoch]

Too much shit already I figure. How are your plans regarding the LA move?

[marquisdejolie]

I have to drop another 30 pounds. Fat is discouraged in L.A.

[chevkoch]

How can you maintain your "THE KING" format amidst all that psycho stress at the house and your own medical episodes (the tumor surgery, the teeth situation etc.)?

[marquisdejolie]

Well, the story's not over until the deputies find two shallow graves in the back yard.....

[chevkoch]

Seriously creeping me out on this one.

[marquisdejolie]

It can get creepy. Beth's out at an all nighter biker party right now doing God only knows. The shallow graves may turn out to be me and momma.

[phekwig]

Whatever happened to that hole you dug in the back yard?

[marquisdejolie]

It's patiently waiting for its first occupant.

[chevkoch]

BRR. BRRR.

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, cold and ugly.

[lisa91069]

sometimes it sounds like she's sayin 30 vacations...... I could use 30 vacations too. dont need the meds though

[marquisdejolie]

First she said "20 medications" then "30 medications" then "40 medications." I guess she figured she could scream her way into getting more and more meds. She's a real asshole.

[tzufun]

Ole Bethy and her medication - it's like a broken record.

[marquisdejolie]

Ahyup, for more than 20 years. Can you imagine? 20 years of this hell? I don't get why she doesn't just off herself. She really has nothing to live for. Her kids hate her. Her exes hate her. Lots of people run the other way when Beth turns up.

[twister7boy]

well i dont know about you.

but if i took a shit i wouldnt want it back hehe.

peace. gregg

[marquisdejolie]

=80

[TheBlueFlamingo]

I Want My Shirt Back, NOW?

I Want My Shot Back, NOW?

Ah, the fun never ends at Casa Momma, huh?

[marquisdejolie]

Not hardly ever :)

[Poetivity]

You need to get in your car and drive away....anyplace.

[marquisdejolie]

I do. You know, it wouldn't be so bad if they were just evil and addled, I can handle that like I handled it with the crackheads in L.A., but they're such filthy SLOBS too!

[peglol]

I fell bad for you and your Momma!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks. Me too :(

[fiddlestix2006]

The sound sorta sucks on this computer, but did Beth call mama a "GD WHORE"??? If so, I'd put her on a leash, tie her to a tree for about a week, and feed her Alpo. I know mama has her problems too, but that's unforgiveable.. I'm not a fighter myself, but to some people, that's all they understand. I think Beth needs a good old fashioned ASS WHOOPIN', and on a DAILY basis, until she can learn some RESPECT for her mother. But then she'd probably LIKE it. :(:(

[marquisdejolie]

Momma would have me arrested in a New York minute if I even touched Beth. Beth is her baby and I'm just the houseboy. But yeah, I'd love to tie Beth to a tree for a few days.

[cdltpx]

Next time she goes off have your camping trip ready to go be gone 2 days return and peace is in the valley. Hold a will work for food sign and you will get enough for a motel.

I would get a deadbolt for my room then I would get camping supplies go to yard sales pick up stuff cheap if they don;t have anything for sale ask DO YOU HAVE ANY CAMPING STUFF. You can get a tent hammock online it will keep you very comfortable. Lock your door slip out the window they will think you R asleep.

[marquisdejolie]

Sounds like a good plan. I'll do it!

[Brennna]

You know those pop-up ads on the bottom of the picture? For that one when I opened it, there was an ad for some fancy schmancy drug rehab place in England. They must be psychic!

[marquisdejolie]

For some reason, my Bethzilla videos seem to attract rehab ads :)

[sstteevveesstteeiinn]

I know you love Annie, but is it fair to her to keep her around a person willing to drug her when your not looking? One day Beth is going to succeed and Annie will be no more and you will feel awful, and if the ASPCA doesn't get involved, the police might when you kill Beth for killing Annie.

[marquisdejolie]

I told Beth it will be a life for a life and I'll betcha she believes me.

[Eyepix65]

At least the dog can cope...

[marquisdejolie]

(8}

[jrsnyderjr]

whoa she called her mama a whore...

that's more messed up than losing track of her own dang pills.

[marquisdejolie]

It IS messed up!

[oldbag699]

abuse of the elderly is a sad,bad thing but all too real - poor beth is delusional

but this isnt really a new revelation

what a waste of a life for everyone

[marquisdejolie]

I've been hearing from Beth for years that (whomever was around) has been stealing drugs and money from Beth but it's Beth stealing from Beth. Always.

[marquisdejolie]

Well, once in a while momma nicks a xanax or two from Beth, but not too often

[topalina40]

WOW vicious !

[marquisdejolie]

You ain't seen nothin' yet!

[GiacomoC]

Beth seemed to back off a little when you got involved. What would happen if you said something like "shut up and go to your room or I'll kick the shit out of you"? Would she turn on you like a mad dog?I'm not saying you should. I'm just wondering what if....

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, I've tried it many times and yeah, she's turned on me like a mad dog but I generally hang in there screaming back for hours sometimes and it wears Beth out. I've got her on stamina.

[colinchloe2229]

You know, I have been worried that Annie would get ahold of some of those "lost" pills. Hopefully she can resist the temptation to eat the pills!

Stay sane!

[marquisdejolie]

Annie got pill poisoned several times. One time cost me $600 in emergency vet bills. A couple of other times the poor dog just lost the use of her back legs for a while. She (Annie) probably has some brain damage. I do the best I can on pill patrol.

[missashley327]

did she call your mom "goddamn whore lady"? :o ugh....

[marquisdejolie]

She did. She often calls her worse. :(

[missashley327]

worse?! geez i thought that was bad enough!! :(

[marquisdejolie]

It gets worse!

[MadBadVoodo]

"Pills are missing and heads will roil" LOL!!! Don't mess with Beth's stash!! LMAO!!

5/5

[marquisdejolie]

The only one messing with Beth's stash lately is Beth.

Five thanks :)

[peglol]

Sheesh I don't know how you keep your sanity!

[marquisdejolie]

Me neither. My V.A. doctor says I should move out....of Texas.

[gizmolsg]

hay man been there done that cuze my mom was alway drinking and takeing pills be care full they can get real mean cuze one day my mom woke me up with a shotgun in my face thank god it was not load

[marquisdejolie]

I KNOW they get real mean. Believe me, I KNOW!!

[marquisdejolie]

Momma cried for a while after this latest screamfest, but I just couldn't bring myself to tape it.

[hallbe]

I've been having a hard time getting anyone to prescribe any pain medication for this pain in my neck. Should I just come over to your house to get some?

[marquisdejolie]

Hydrocodone? Yeah, we've got plenty. In couch cushions, under table legs, mattresses, in window sills, by the toilet, in drawers.....help yourself. I won't touch the stuff.

[JimmerSD]

James.. you're just stirring the pot.

[marquisdejolie]

I was trying to make Beth see how ridiculous her accusations were.

[DVincentW]

"Ah wahnt my shite!"...its not funny really ...How you deal with it is beyond most reasonable people.

Oh ...I almost forgot...FIRST...

j/k;)

[marquisdejolie]

You ARE first! Um, but I've run out of duckies.

:)