2000 Time Bomb

[BattleMaiinkon]

my mom watches this show...

[BethanyisAWAKE]

What.

[adonismarrero]

They should cast this bum out of heavens A,B,C,D

[vladnuke]

Holy shit. Did he just call electricity Satan?

[irishpride357]

Damn, I laughed so fucking hard at this. This guy really knows how to improvise.He's just saying whatever pops into his head and sounds good at the moment.

Like "Yeah then satans going to control the electricity and then he's going to use it to make evil fruit juice ..and he's going to trick you into drinking this fruit juice and it will make you kill puppies because once you drink the fruit juice youll have no control..and then youll never get into heaven 1 maybe heaven 2 but not heaven 1."

[MrHeyheyhey27]

Holy shit, when that guy started talking about Heavens 1 and 2, I started to feel sad for him. When he mentioned Heaven 3, I just gave up and enjoyed the show.

[ToxicBrainSludge]

satan is the god of heaven? wtf?

[Daviticus042]

@ToxicBrainSludge Heavens 1 and 2, yes...

[clarediederichs]

How stupid (and disappointed) do you think they must have felt on the 2nd of January 2000?

Why is this still shown.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!

And Jack is a doctor of what?!?!? Maybe of Idiots

[MrHeyheyhey27]

@clarediederichs They wouldn't have felt stupid or disappointed at all. They would have said "I never said it WOULD happen; I said it would happen IF nobody did anything. People did stuff to stop it, so i was right." That's how these people think. Same thing with 12/21/12: "The world DID change; just in a vague, incomprehensible way that only the transcendent minds can notice."

[MountainQueen]

No! Not the electric can opener!

[warrion02]

This guy is crazy! Quite literally i hope he got the help he needed after the show :o

but knowing America, he proberbly got a tv show instead.

[gregtamnel0576]

Let's see.... three heavens, the air is the devil's domain, space is demons and electricity is satan...

Did this guy get his doctorate from a cereal box? Never have I seen anyone more blatantly making shit up in all my life.

[LordThanathos]

Oh God, no! Not my electric can opener! I will never love again.

[Sovvolf]

Ha Y2K, another end of the world that didn't happen, wonder how people will react in 2013??

[Klathael]

This is what happens when you give a monkey part of the story and they make up the rest of the story with their fears... Made me laugh about thinking how wrong most of what they said was, thinking back on that time

[mmmCrunchy]

Okay, my smoke alarm runs on batteries. So does my remote control. Then again, if the TV isn't working, it could confuse me into thinking that my remote wasnt working as well. I sure hope this y2k thing turns out all right.

[NinjaMatul]

Why do these two take 9 minutes and 30 seconds just to tell the viewers that they're dumb?

Could've been much shorter: "HI FOLKS WE'RE DUMB". 3 seconds, tops.

[Swkoll]

From Cracked.com Even before he knew what a computer did, Dr. Jack Van Impe was pretty sure human civilization was ending in the year 2000. But holy crap, once he found out that these flimsy computer chips controlled everything from the missiles we launch to the toast we eat, he-- hold on, I think Jack might still not know what computers do. He knows they have something to do with airplanes which are a lot like eagles which is exactly how Jesus would fly and that's why we're going to die in Y2K

[jigsawkillas]

Cracked brought me here!

[XDlolzilla]

this is probably the most idiotic shit ive ever seen.

[Gunner3210]

Idiot Christians.

[kevtoria]

If the remotes stop working there will be anarchy in the streets.

[kirkalmeida]

@kevtoria I loled

[Antikrew]

They have smooth and relaxing voices, I'll give them that. Other than that, I have no clue what they were talking about. Something about Satan controlling electricity?

[strider119]

Is the audio not synched up or am I having a stupidity induced stroke?

[redac13]

Well if a senator from Idaho says it's dangerous, it must be true. And I don't see any theoretical physicists diggin this shit.

[TheZowwee]

I am a Christan and I will just say this....about Y2K and the year 2012 or whatever time you think is going to be the end...or the beginning of the end. OR how it will happen. Read this and throw your thumbs in the air ! Mark 13:32***“But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father***Mark 13:32 (English Standard Version)

[jws2906]

@TheZowwee

Well Y2K was 12 years ago so yeah I wouldn't get too worried about that.

[harizotoh7]

>Focusing only on the absolute worst case scenarios

>Act as if these are the mostly likely scenario

Y2K paranoia in general

[benolbe3226]

My heating and air condition unit has a horrible computer, I need to replace it.

[UberUberLegend91]

I like how Christians put "Dr." before their name to make themselves look like they know more.

[danoof14th]

NO! NOT MY CAN OPENER! :O

[Xalimata]

I am not ashamed of my faith. However my brethren sure do make it hard.

[teejaynumber13]

Um, the Y2K bug was only supposed to effect operating systems that kept track of the date. I'm sure your stove and can opener didn't know what the date was. They seem to think that Y2K would cause electricity itself to vanish.

[blackartdemon]

Well, this CRACKED me up !!

[flipidy94]

This is Satan revealing himself to only the most clever:

"Satan is electricity" (my fame and infamy are created through television program which relies on electricity)

[Willro91]

he mentions that remotes run on electric power. I think if the Y2K incident actually happened, we'd be able to function our remotes fine.

[chronius9]

Yeah Electricity equals Satan. If some idiot stop my electricity grid for week, because fucked up grid by forgetting to reboot PC then I would burn my Bible for heating.

Actually I have to think who could buy this utter bullshit video.

[viziermoo]

Also, secular people are experts xD

[viziermoo]

Dunno about you guys, but I'm pretty sure I'm out of heavens one and two. If I'm lucky, I can get into heaven three, but more likely I'll be in heavens seven or twelve.

[MrWednesday3]

Our almost complete reliance on chairs for everything from relaxtion to important meetings, let alone for our children to sit on in schools across the country, makes our modern society vulnerable if these countless chairs simultaneously experience breakage.

[Nate1979]

I'm impressed by how they can freestyle their way through these conspiracies. And that fucking anecdote. The woman at the ticket counter says, "Don't you believe the Bible? I believe you're a Christian, and Matthew 28:20 says..." HUH? So airport employees now have the telepathic ability to identify your religion on sight. Good to know.

[AndySan]

01:11 - Look at all that old shit, haha!!!

[DontShakeItUp]

"tremendously vulnerable" with a shot of the twin towers.

[manhackmatt]

the people in this video creep me out

[AtICSt]

were are you form mars?......no Utah. Oh, sorry....

[AtICSt]

@AtICSt oh yeah to quote another,, blah blah gay sex, blah blah congress.

[TheDamnedOCRemix]

If this video was made just before 2000, why were all the household devices they showed looked like they were made in 1985?

[scottgifford1701]

I'm just glad that Y2K didn't drain all my batteries...I don't know what I'd do without my remotes.

[brokenbeekerman]

kooky kids.

[ClayCompton]

What, I can't drive the lights?

[Koala8D]

LOL Utah were all the mormons live

[Koala8D]

What the fuck is up with Mormons and hating everyone and everything that's not them? and what the fuck is up with the different levels of heaven ? 0_e

[lokalllize]

when was this video tape from wish they looked at the way banks worked back then we probably could have been more prepared

[davada123]

OMG!!! NOT THE TOASTER!!! ANYTHING BUT THE TOASTER!!!!

[StarscreamsGirl]

What's the difference between Heaven 1 and Heaven 3? And isn't that a Mormon thing anyway?

[TriplicateGirl]

When I'm trying to make a point, I always cite William Raspberry.

[Signaldo2000]

Holy shit, this was enlightening. If my electric can opener ever stops working there will be no reason to live!

[brockbarber28]

hahahhahahahaa

[eeyuup]

1:12 Oh my we have advanced a lot since then don't we

[TheShieldsMD]

What the hell? What the HELL?

[misterNaziJewBoy]

"Satan who is God of this world" even evangelists get it right sometimes

[MLAARHUIS]

What about Lamps?

[Zenstudent105]

I like watching this with the snowflake option on.

[LCDRformat]

heavens 3,2, and 1? what?

[r0galik]

I found it hard to fap to this, but the image at 3:39 finally enabled me to succeed.

[zootius]

0:32 Pray they don't crash your hairdryer.

1:25 NOT MY VENTING FAN AND LIGHT NOOOOO

1:37 Actually I could do with watching less crucifixion porn

2:01 Hang on, what?

2:04 You mean he's in charge of the broadcasts, like, errrr, this one?

2:36 WTF

3:22 Yup, that un-natural satanic electricity as found in electric eels, stingrays, lightning bolts and the nervous system of all living organisms

3:34 Actually I can vouch for these guys - electricity does come from 'power plants'. Case closed.

[zLar01]

Oh GOD ! Her hair, HER FUCKING HAIR... The good Ol' 90's

[bac2ua]

This is the same guy on TV today saying that we are going to die by 2017!! LOL

[jlbremeresq]

I like the "Satan IS electricity!" message conveyed via an electronic medium.

[knioff]

the world ends because we have no electricity?... what did they do 300 years ago when there wasn't any? not exist? im confused...

also, since when are there levels to Heaven?

[TwiIight0ne]

@knioff Since Heaven is a video game.

[werewolfsfury]

@TwiIight0ne if only...

[Ralokone]

fire alarm and remote have batteries :I

[hootiepaladin]

So earnest.

So Serious.

So, so, so insane.

[butilikeapples]

This is silly toasters don't have microchips! They can't rise against us and enslav... oh thank God, it looked away. Please you have to send help to my house in Virg.... HELLO YOUTUBE USERS THIS IS A JOKE -HAHA- WHAT A FUNNY VIDEO WE/I ENJOYED TODAY. BUY TOASTERS. WE NEED MORE TOAST.

[Daviticus042]

@butilikeapples Um, I don't think they were saying toasters have microchips. They were saying they run on electricity. Just about the only thing they got right.

[butilikeapples]

@Daviticus042 My bad, it's hard to properly criticize what this guy is saying since generally you have to find points they make and comment on said points... with this guy I can't even tell what he's trying to say. It's like listening to a chimpanzee having a panic attack and trying to translate what he said to someone with down syndrome.

[eeyuup]

Dr? I don't think so

[FlyingShotsOfJack]

Somebody should fix this Y2K bug before Satan burns my toast.

[flamel20]

Levels of Heavens? Damn that sounds like Inception!

But seriously, he was making shit up on the fly.

[ignition1092]

he was absolutely making that shit up as he went along.

[TwiIight0ne]

So the only thing we gotta do is banish Satan from Heaven 2 and Heaven 1, travel to Heaven 3, get the grand key and open the boss door? That sounds fairly easy.

[Gamiac]

@TwiIight0ne Don't forget to type IDDQD before any of that. You don't want to get squished under falling satellite dominoes.

[SykoFox]

I don't think electricity flies through the air into your toaster, "Dr." Jack Van Impe.

[ConscienciaEterea]

Heaven 2 was pretty good, but I think Heaven 3 was unnecessary. It felt tacked on, they didn't even have any bathrooms.

[KevinR1990]

If Satan is the god of the airwaves... and Jack and Rexella van Impe are hosting their program on television....

THE CHICK WITH THE '80S HAIR IS A WITCH! BURN HER!

[Karimbus1]

I'm pretty sure I don't need a computer to toast some bread.

[MrChristopherCourage]

Throw Bill O'Reilly into this mix and you have a perfect example of insanity.

[1055boy]

These people have no idea xD

[syurk]

Heaven 1 and 2 having a war because of Y2K?! This guy is beautifully insane.

[a27forever]

Wouldn't my remote control work fine? The real issue is that the TV won't work, not that my remote won't work.

[tulud]

SATAN=ELECTRICITY

WTF?

[Ralokone]

@tulud I find that assessment innacurate, and blatantly insane

[werewolfsfury]

@tulud this is why the Christians can't be taken seriously anymore

[MybasementReviews]

@werewolfsfury this is a drastically poor representation of Christianity. This guy is a nut and I makes about zero sense.

[jsdart123]

cracked anyone?

[dddaaaannnnn]

@jsdart123 Haha this is Seanbaby's channel...

[NyteMyre2]

@jsdart123 Duh, this youtube-account is from a cracked-writer

[CommanderMantis]

Rexella is a name more fitting for a witch or a sorceress.

[Ben35119]

Blablabla Seanbaby blabla Roosevelt. Also, Batman.

[foodiedave]

Yeah, Y2K such a bitch that I don't even remember it...And what the hell is a tape backup system for a computer?