Dane Cook - The Friend That Nobody Likes

[49redskies]

there's a Cartman in every group -_-

[TheReverendJohnson]

HAHAHA I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD!!!!1! KAREN?!?! HES A FUCKING GENIUS I LOOVVVEEE DANE COOK OMG. WHO IS GEORGE CARLIN!!! RICHARD PRYOR BLOWS LOLOL -.-

[misanthropikbunny]

fuck dane cook.

[poratitipuri]

poor karen and brian..! lol

[sethb94]

everyone hates dane cook. i dont know why, the guys funny enough

[SeriousxSniper]

276 people are the friemds no one likes

[KeithUnderneath]

Dane Cook is a massive twat

[Bedic3]

so true

[muzzster1970]

So many people watch this guy's videos that actually dislike him beforehand. Why bother engaging in an activity that you don't enjoy?

[BI591]

These people in the audience are laughing waaaaay too loud.

[Patriciaschannel123]

rofl



[jim191185]

this is an old joke.

[freestylewheelbarrel]

this vid sucks hairy dick

[TommyTurner69]

I think Dane should have ended his career on his highest quote. Which or course was, "Welcome to Thunderdome bitch!"

[cerattos209]

maybe the title should be "dane cook: the friend that nobody likes"

[LuvenMiLife]

It's true in my group of friends. We like her she's just...mean. Yea that's a nice way to put it lol

[xxnateXslapxx]

he was okay i mean, i laughed a little but i wouldnt ever pay to go see his show or anything like that

[Retrosmasher1]

The people who spend their time on Youtube commenting about how Dane Cook sucks most likely do not have a life if that is what your spend time doing. Go outside and get a life

[asnabelgur]

@Retrosmasher1 I have a life right now.You know how I'm going to get rid of my life?

Well,the answer is simple.I'm going to write "Dane Cook sucks".

DANE COOK SUCKS!!! .......You see what I did there?

I GOT RID OF MY LIFE :D :D :D

[Retrosmasher1]

@asnabelgur Hey! Hey! Stop it!

[asnabelgur]

@Retrosmasher1 Too late.My name is Colin Moon and I'm dead now.

[Polkadotpenguinz]

ughh not again whenever I watch a comedian tell a joke on youtube, i should stop looking at the comments. Everyone should just stop fighting, if you think it's funny, glad you enjoyed it :3 if you don't, stop posting comments you haters and watch something else!

[KanaPolak]

Hey! Whaats up Bri!

[MdgVids]

254 people are the friend that nobody likes

[MagicRastaBubbles]

louis ck > dane cook

[megfoxable]

Dane... you are that friend that nobody likes.

[ladyserenegrace18]

@megfoxable I'm the freind nobody likes I ish weird

[XxCyanAndWaterxX]

Why are you wasteing your OWN time by watching this if you don't like it...?

[MakeupGirlFreak]

Lol my nickname at school is Karen :D

[mswynz]

Why are you people watching if you dont like this?? Talk about douchebags.

[blackopsc0n]

@mswynz The classic remark of an idiot. "If you don't like it, why are you watching it?". So, in your mind, criticism should be non-existent. Listen, Dane Cook is a bad comedian. His jokes all rely on him swinging his arms and jumping up and down. Real comedians like George Carlin don't need to do that to make people laugh. His audience is made up of people who don't know what good humor is. Nuf said.

[spnwinchester2]

@blackopsc0n "is jokes all rely on him swinging his arms and jumping up and down."

Thats why videos where its just a picture of him get thousands and thousands of views and are just as funny

and criticism shouldn't be put on this guy, hes not a bad person and hes famous as fuck regardless of the fact he hasn't done much since 2008 so hes clearly doing something right

[Snousage]

@mswynz Maybe people find it more rational to watch something before they voice their opinion about it...? You know.. browsing around Youtube, watch a stand-up clip to check if it's funny, and if it's not... well you get the idea.

[Indytweak875]

Why are you even watching this and commenting on this if you dont like him?

[judacribz]

its funny how this guy calls everyone a douche when hes the biggest douchebag in the world

[judacribz]

122 people dont like dane cook plus the 241 dislikes

[TheHollerbgirl]

im the person nobody likes

[misanthropikbunny]

fucking retarded

[bluebandit1281]

I hate the way this choad repeats himself all the time. DC is a Choad, ...... yup.

[gleb86]

Haters gonna hate...potatos gonna...potate?

[BobbyRayJewell]

lol nice! check out my channel, Thanks!

[mbgirl5]

Haha, that's so freakin true

GOSHHH, I love Dane Cook! <3

[ZelenoffFanClub]

Came here from a Chris Rock video.... talk about a downer.

[TheDilligan]

i don't understand the people that don't like dane cook cause usually they have stupid excuses.. i've never heard anyone say they just don't think hes funny cause jokes are too dragged out or too dirty... i honestly dont care, but im not gonna be a jerk and bag on a comedian.. its not like hes justin beiber or hannah montana or one of those pop sensations no one likes.. :P

[MrGrungeProductions]

Shut the fuck up about him. Well, there's always gonna be that one good guy (NOT TOO GREAT, DON'T FUCKING GET ME WRONG THINKING I WORSHIP HIM) which gets a load of shit he doesn't remotely deserve. Well done faggots. Dane is a good comedian (as I said, he's not the greatest ever) but he doesn;t deserve being called a bad comedian or being ridiculed, so shut the fuck up for once

[illustratordk]

@MrGrungeProductions

Dane Cook has no talent whatsoever. He spews negative shit and idiots laugh becuase they're afraid they'll go to hell if they don't. He has NO VALUE WHATSOEVER.

[Ioulum]

You are the person Dane.

[Gektek]

all these people who dislike this is because they are most likely the people who are not liked. get a life and find some friends ppl. dont blame him lol

[megloman1975]

I think Dane Cook is the comedian that other comedians don't like. Maybe just one step above Jay Leno. Check out what Adam Carolla said about Dane Cook when they worked together on Crank Yankers. Dane is a Douche bag.

[facepull123123]

nooooot funny.

[AlexTehGr8]

He's hilarious. People need to get a sense of humor

[hillbillywarlord]

He speaks from experience.

[ExitWoundz1]

@hillbillywarlord I like him =D

[amarywade]

the maplestory version is funnyer the way its played out can somebody send me a link or tell me what to type in?

[grindhiphop]

lame

[ham12388]

Hmm seems like he touched a nerve here. Since everybody is hating so much ? I never saw a youtube with him, where so many drop bad comments. Actaully i never saw anyone write something slightly bad about him in other videos. Ps I think is funny, and very true.

[lolololort]

you.are.not.funny.

[godlovespigs]

I missed the part where I was supposed to laugh. 

[hurricane327]

Brian Regan?

[oaklandrmoss18]

Are we gonna learn Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts no Cyril

[cormermusic]

@oaklandrmoss18 Because how hard is it to poach a god damn egg properly!

[oaklandrmoss18]

@cormermusic I dont know how they grade sand but...... Coarse

[mikelorenz121]

This is funny?

[DisneyStarsTube]

@UltimatePlayer000001 he's usually not funny but this clip is pretty funny cause it's true. 

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@DisneyStarsTube ..."usually"?

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

@UltimatePlayer000001

You should probably listen to Harmful if Swallowed. That's the one that I think is funniest. But I do agree that there are funnier comedians out there.

[TheVapixPrototype]

@UltimatePlayer000001 people think he's funny because he is funny.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@TheVapixPrototype Stupid people (sadly, the majority of population) will think anything it's funny. That's why he is "funny".

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@TheVapixPrototype Pardon me, I meant "simple things". Stupid people will think any simple thing funny. Just like children =)

Sometimes I give a little bit more credit and forget that this audience is too stupid to understand george carlin or lewis black jokes...

[PharaohIslands]

@UltimatePlayer000001

yeah da vinci code seems easier to solve

[insultsomeone]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Because not every person thinks alike. If you don't feel stupide for not knowing this simple answer your dumber then Dan Cook fans.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@insultsomeone Now, I'm not saying they are retarded for life. I just think that most of them just didn't had chance to develop their intelectual potential. And yes, I do feel stupid IN THE SUBJECT which I don't know, logically.

...was that polite enough for you?

[SilveradoNL]

hanging out with all my buddies, oh yeah dane, those 2 wierdos :)

[Phildakoolkat]

pffffffffffff. who needs friends.

[freakystylntime]

Im definitely the one nobody likes.

[p00phead17]

if your looking chris you are in that group.....

[TheHouseOffice]

LOL! I hate how he's the guy everyone loves to hate. I love Dane's jokes.

[NatDuv121]

We have three of them, the main one being a kid named Luis. He's so fucking wierd

[Tyannalyn]

LMFAO THE BRYON ONE IS SO TRUE.

[MegaSammich]

dane cook would be a lot funnier if he wasnt not funny

[redonQulious]

OOH! GREAT OBSERVATION DANE!!! 

[nycolbebraddy]

this so true but with my friends it was like 3 or 4 people who was the friend no 1 likes idk why lol

[Babiiface12]

The one friend we all hate's name is Michael lmao. I HATE that guy lol

[ferreira1501]

fuck im one kkk

[faceakaDOS]

wat happen to dane ,, this dude is funny i dont know u people think he not...

[Muffinmon69]

@faceakaDOS cause he isnt and he takes jokes way to far not funny its funny for like the first min but when he goes into it for 5 mins he fucks it up



[KathrynSerasHatake]

It IS so true, hence, funny. =')

[IPutSugarInMyMilk]

We have a Bryan that no one likes, lol.

[PIE4286]

MAthew CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!

[PIE4286]

His name is MATHEW!!!! SHUT UP MATHEW!!!! No one cares that someone stole your cookie that you didn't even BYE!!!!

[Sydney28Rose]

I'm that friend ):

[lzyaznusa]

the dislikes are the ones that no1 likes

[workingwithbenny]

My friends sit around and talk about how much we don't like Dance Cook.

[TheOunceler]

dane cook is the friend nobody likes.

[irenadamienmariah]

@TheOunceler

LOL

[rocksparadox]

@TheOunceler In-deed.... whahaha the funniest thing I've seen here...

It's funny because it's true !



[Haldinyar]

@TheOunceler Lol dammit I saw this video and I was going to make the same comment.

[Hedleyroxmysox14]

@TheOunceler your the friend no one likes

[Cutiepie123341]

@TheOunceler YOUR the friend nobody likes..

[angelXhert]

@TheOunceler I'll be the one to do this correctly... YOU'RE the friend nobody likes

[misanthropikbunny]

@TheOunceler hahaha

[Lvl60Slayer]

My Friends Say Im That Person :(

[TheMacKody]

I'm the Karen of the group.

[nickster934]

Erin, That dirty whore

[SIMO742]

@Gameathoner I like him, you douchebag

[MrRearl]

@Gameathoner  then why the fuck are you here?

[bogybogybogy100]

how does dane cook karen sound?

[andyvjk]

177 people are the friend that nobodys like

[welaughindoors91]

there are literally 2 dane cook jokes that have made me laugh (and I've watched all of his stand up, trying to figure out the appeal). this one still does. well played cook well played

[rosariovampirelover1]

I dont get it? Personally i find him really funny...he makes me crack up xD

[1991wayfarer1991]

@rosariovampirelover1 i know exactly why, but hey, every mistake is a lesson learned; so ill let your own mentality teach you this one, everything else is just memorization

[audrasupernova]

@MrSkinnyWhale very appropriate

[InuyashaFanatic13]

I don't know why a lot of people don't like Dane Cook. He makes me laugh, therefore I like him.

[Demarcoa]

@InuyashaFanatic13 that's why others like myself don't like him, cause we don't find him that funny. But it's all good, I used to like dane cook, then I saw better standup. If you find this funny, good on you. I don't like dane cook but this is a funny joke.

[reza2468]

@InuyashaFanatic13 I like him too, but he got some arrogance. HIS ephipany?? I'm sure I've heard a comedian who writes his own jokes (can't think of the name) tell this joke before. It's not THAT farfatched that he HAD to have stolen it, but I see this more often with Dane Cook and at those points I just hate him. A better reason why I think he's stealing is he doesn't have an own style like comedians who write their own stuff. He talks about everything, he only moves more.

[ivanovsd]

Poor, poor Dane the lamest, most unfunny comediant ever, but he doesnt quit....its sad really

[clayguy200]

@ivanovsd ummm..... fuck u?



[ivanovsd]

@clayguy200 Nop only women sry!

[baez550]

@ivanovsd yeah right, you have no taste my friend

[ivanovsd]

@baez550 You find him funny...WOW have you heard about Carlin, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Pryor, see some real masters at work then come and defend him, jumping around on the stage and screaming isn't good stand up!

[KennedyCorey]

@ivanovsd How do you think he got so successful?? I wish knew who his fanbase was because nobody likes him yet he sells out bigger places than Bill Cosby or Chris Rock...dont make sense.

[ivanovsd]

@KennedyCorey Well you know there is many, many absolutely talantless gays who get the support of all the gay comunity so i guess this is something like that, or he is being pushed by the owners becouse he doesnt speak of no ill subjects like the big boys do, so he isnt making any ripples dont know but boy does he suxx

[TheOunceler]

@ivanovsd True that, you make a good point. He's a children's comedian basically.

[natthefat1]

158 people are the ones that nobody likes

[TheSwaino]

I to had a moment of truth , Dane cook you are not funny.

[TheSwaino]

I was both high and drunk while listening to this and i to had moment of truth. Dave cook you are not funny.

[MrSkinnyWhale]

the Nickelback of comedy.

[InLikeFlint3]

@MrSkinnyWhale hahahahahaaha! So true!

[oaklandrmoss18]

@MrSkinnyWhale lolololololol

[nyrbsamoht]

@MrSkinnyWhale haha thats so awsome

[dragonhart1342]

oh god am i karen XD

[duckletshut]

@dragonhart1342 me too ! lol

[royals1985brett]

Haha i love that everybody hates Dane Cook now, we took him down America. we did it

[ShadowofDEATH021]

I wonder how much he pays the audience to laugh..........

[DragonMaster459]

i was that guy, then I got thoes fucking bastards back. 3 vs 10. I was the 10 :D

[DragonMaster459]

my group has one. She's a bitch!

[FreeTh1nk3r]

Dane Cook is such a meat head that nobody likes, no wonder he stole all his jokes.

[DaBunnyMasta]

in every school, there's always a bitchy Priscilla

[oopsjustsayin]

my name is karen ):

[khuddlefish]

@oopsjustsayin Mine too :(

[blacknight1313]

@oopsjustsayin your eyes are on your chin?

[BOOMPancakeInTheFace]

@oopsjustsayin my name is Karen too XD

[TheHouseOffice]

@oopsjustsayin Are you a bag of douche?

[mooxim]

the third time he said "true - funny" my smile just fuckin disappeared.

[DeathByIDK]

138 ppl are friends nobody likes

[wbarb1995]

Shut the fuck up Donny.



[ToadsMGodes]

@wbarb1995 I am the walrus

[domokun555]

Fuckin' Dane Cook is coming.

[hylalp]

I don't have a friend that I don't like, I mean they all are stupid assholes but I like them all... am I the one that nobody's like?

[TheTriforceOfPower]

@ywed14 is the friend that nobody likes

[ywed14]

Dane cook is the friend that nobody likes

[bigmarty11288]

I'll be the first to admit that Dane Cook sucks, but to his credit, I'm the friend that nobody likes.

[pokemontwilight13]

yup - we have several karens in my group. and even a few brians. dane, you speak the truth.

[ssohood2011]

It's Russell in our group

He's a fat greasy ass mother fucka

[LeoDaFreek]

wow this guy has nothing on louis c.k.

[Roronoa2zoro]

Great, now do one about people like me who doesn't have enough friends to consider it an actual "group" 'cause i dislike too many people >_>

[behappy452]

i'm kind of worried that i'm the karen... i like everyone in my group...

[dotdedo]

This is so true in my life, I can't even begin. x.x

We have two Karens in our group

[DumbKunt1]

It's amazing how many women are laughing... Just goes to show, Women are the biggest Liars and Backstabbers

[BandWagon1987]

I thought the video referred to him.

[Alcatrazx007]

Wow what a crazy coincidence....you drew some random stick figures and wrote shit on em....and by some holy coincidence found this sketch of Dane Cook to match it. I am really impressed, Karen :)

[CushionOfWealth]

No, No no, 1:27 the truth is "Made In Chelsea" elsewhere on You-Tube.



[xXrenzo26Xx]

105 Karens have wacthed this

[imsonineteen]

This probably the worst video ever made.