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  • wtf did i just saw?!

  • your sister is cute

  • No one knows who Chuck Norris really was anymore. My karate instructor, which is 62 years old, his friend fought Chuck Norris and beat him.

  • I laughed so hard at this one!

  • :D GOOOOOD

  • I am Chuck Norris, and I approve this message.

  • Ponce is my dude.

  • i wish my beard did that. it just make me itchy.

  • Holy shit this is amazing!

    

  • hey ponce i saw you in Terri, really happy to see you in such a good film. great video btw

  • Sick.

  • Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. Chuck got it back.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He defies the Earths gravity with beard porn. Epic Win Chuck Norris! and beard porn?

  • ponce you rule bro i have watching your vids for like a 1 year or so and i still think your funny ass shit keep doing waht u do :)

  • More Retarded Policeman! :D Internet killed the Chuck Norris jokes anyway

  • Another great job Ponce, keep it up :)

  • seems legit...

  • Ponce, you kick ass :D

  • Awesome 

  • You are one of my favorite actors Ponceman. You and your brother's stuff are hilarious.

  • awesome vid guys.

  • I like how he always beats the hell out of that one guy.

  • Where can i sign up? :D

  • That's a good ol fashioned beat down.

  • @brwnkd123 what are you ashamed of?

  • @ponceman He looked up beard fisting and then Chuck Norris....... Okay I'm red wine hammered right now and I got nothin'.... Someone help me finish this sentence. For real.

  • @brwnkd123 IM ASHAMED TO CALL YOU MY SON NOW GET THE HELL OUT YOU ROTTEN BASTARD CHILD

  • lololololllololl

    <3

  • chuck norris so hard he sleeps with a pillow under his gun..!

  • The jokes are wasted. I can't never understand a thing he says! Whaaat? Goobly-wockita? Ker-boobity? Arr-garbity? Whatever...

  • You need to do a Chuck Norris goes fishing!!!!!!

  • If chuck Norris actually had a fist under his beard, I'd worry more about what's in his pants

  • Beaver lover and sack lover are quite possibly the worst insults that you could possibly ever call someone. Thumbing up for that.

  • @YoungBrave2006 lol beaver lover? he said Bieber lover fucken dumbass

  • @Mastercaster1984 fuck you, beaver lover.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 pfft! watch my channel and see, asshole.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 I'm not fishing for views, cunt, I just want to see if you honestly believe that a 4 year old can grow a beard or know anything about guerilla warfare, building and maintaing machine guns, etc. Now go masturbate to your beaver, you sorry ass piece of shit.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 you scared? YT is not a thing exclusively used by 12 year olds. I've fought in so many wars and killed so many people I stopped counting them about 20 years ago. If you want, I'll give you a time and a place, and we can have it out. I'm not paying your airfare, though.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 Chickenshit.

  • @Mastercaster1984 fucking troll chickenshit.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 I only played that game once to oblige my nephew. I'd love to have you in front of me, though, just to see you shit a brick.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 you wish.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 yomama.

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  • @Mastercaster1984 your mom is still enjoyig her post-climax smoke, so not quite yet. She'll probably still make you waffles in the morning. and have that afterglow that comes after a good fuck. Enjoy your Sunday, son.

  • @YoungBrave2006 I will enjoy my Sunday didnt get the stuff before that. boy do you sound like a big douche cya

  • @YoungBrave2006 dude your videos are creepy you need help whats up with you and weapons I see a future mass murderer

  • Ponce is amazing!

  • Can't wait for ep. 3 ^_^

  • love the hair ponce!

  • I love how you smacked your brother 14 times

  • Poor sap gets it bad from chuck Norris

  • You're Awesome Ponce I swear your videos make me laugh so hard and you are a very talented actor :) "Push it Beiber Lover!" 

  • I don't know which is a worse insult, "Beiber lover," or, "Zac Efron lover?"

  • Haha , thanx for the videos cant get enough of them

  • Unbelievably stupid, but funny

  • More awesome than mere words can describe.

  • Best retarded person in the world.

    

  • Another good video feom the Ponce Man. Oh, and everyone else was okay too.

  • Ponce, you are awesome! Thank you for this video!

  • laughed my arse off :P but havent you heard!?!?! LIAM NEESON > Chuck norris

  • LMAO poor sap

  • "push it, bieber lover!"

  • @JackTuckerProduction Rock on Jack

  • sweet video ponce!! your like the funniest guy on youtube

  • @ixToon thanks

  • @ponceman omg this is sooooooo awesome

  • @ponceman ive watched you since i was 10 dude your awesome

  • This is even funnier now that I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris since he supports Newt Gingrich.

  • @ponceman Your the best! I love the skits you do. I am so exited to see another retarted police man. I also hope you can grow to be a bigger Internet star.

    PEACE!

  • You are two crazy mother !!!!er

  • @TheCouncellor We don'tt do that to our mother. That would be siiiick.

  • @ponceman That's right. Incest is not win-cest.

  • Love it

  • Ponce is the most awesome kick ass motherf**Ker on the net ! ! ! ! i bet ponce can kick chuck norris' ass

  • Hey Ponce your not beating up your brother enough -from the real Chuck Norris

  • If Ponce comments on one of my videos I will dress up in a pokemon costume, take the bus to Oslo, and video tape myself running around singing the pokemon theme!! PLEASE, ponce is the MAN

  • @WilhtekzCinema i wanna see that xD

  • @WilhtekzCinema do it

  • @WilhtekzCinema if u dont, imma go retarded policeman on yo' ass!

  • @WilhtekzCinema I'd like to see that

  • @ponceman then please do it :DD ur my heroooo

  • Where do i sign up!!?!?

  • @TheWTFCupcakes where do you live?

  • @ponceman New york!! Lol

  • Third time is a charm. If you watch it ten times you get a cigar.... If you go buy a cigar

  • Have you guys contacted the actual Chuck Norris to appear in the next episode?

  • @GabrielWilsonCollins that might be too much sexy in one video

  • Video was so good I had to watch it twice .

  • Omg that kicked ass

  • @rex4x4 thanks. I love playing Chuck

  • Im still trying to grow my beard ;(

  • @legacyoldsnake use fertilizer

  • freddiew got nothing on those special effects!

  • awesome!

  • Dude... your hilarious!

  • @Glynno09 thanks.

  • @ponceman You replied :DDDDD

    Cant wait for the next episode of this and or Retarded Policeman :D

  • Does Chuck have something against that one guy at 1:36?

  • @TeamAlmost96 Chuck hates him, but I l love him. -ponce

  • LOL

  • Ponceman...

    You're more Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris himself.

  • @MorshuLimitedEdition I have a sexy body

  • @ponceman GODDAMN RIGHT! :)

  • LOL!!! I absolutely love this. Ponce looks good with a beard.

  • @duffman06021979 I smell good too

  • AWESOME

  • Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris

  • @Razarexx Ponceman > Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris

  • Hilarious guys. Simply hilarious.

  • not sure which is better this or the retarded policeman

  • @itznickf retarded policeman

  • @urbanawp i think so to but this one is pretty damn funny as well

  • @itznickf it's apples and oranges. Or beards and mustaches

  • That's the creepist thing i've ever seen O.O

  • mjau^^

  • Ponce is the new chuck norris

  • "PUSH IT BIEBER LOVER!"

  • UNDER 300!! FUDGE YES!

  • first!

    fuck the other 9

  • bitching!

    

  • Chuck Norris is overrated.

  • I love it! Hahaha

  • You make a great chuck norris ponce ;)

  • @jakenmax321 thanks. you rock ass

  • Ponce Man Rocks!

  • @DeathNationGaming and Rolls too

  • beard is a bet to dark!!

  • @saverio1e is that English?

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  • @ponceman sorry, let me help you then. bit to Dark!! better!!

  • FISTING!!!

  • @cemernater you were 3rd. Good try guys!

  • FIRST!

  • @xTheFuFu you were 2nd

  • hi ponce :D

  • @mcadopted Hi back

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