pick notchist, all you have to do is prase the holy notch, and believe that the world was generated perfectly. the holy notch should then pretect you from all the creepers, and zombies, and you should be fine. unlike alot of religions, there is no heaven but you get to re-spawn every time you die. but of course this will happen anyway, weather you believe it or not, but i believe you will have better luck if you believe. anyway thats all pretty much, please let me know if you choose this religio
well contradiction is all religion is anyway, many times in the bible it states god is both loving and forgiving yet he brutally kills anyone for simple things like not worshiping in his name.
i think you should consider islam. No it's not at all about growing beards and being angry at things. Instead of being sarcastic about it, stop your ignorance and actually do an effort to sort out ur afterlife. its about time ^^
@djay00009 I know he is making fun I have seen most of his videos. It is funny and I appreciate the effort he has done. But that's why i said that, making fun of religions would do good to him or others in anyway, specially if ur making false claims. It wouldv been more acceptable if he;s said something true about the religion. But lookin at ur comment just now, I don't think you would understand that. So nevermind :)
@Opeth3455 i do understand your point , don't think humans are stupid , But majority of things in religion are so stupid , I don't even know where to begin , I can make a better video than this about it , but why waste time on that right ? Let people believe what they need to , I don't mind .
@mrstevehartman right , but how do you know it will work? perhaps you should get some practice dummies, go into the woods and practice. because you know, practice make perfect friend.
I recently watched an animated movie called "Mary and Max". It was very good and I can't help but recall it, because it seems as if someone brought Max to YouTube for us here.
Saying "All Religions Are Bad" and the example of Christians killing Muslims makes the assumption that violence would not exist if there was no religion. I think that is the atheist's greatest flaw in logic. There is no evidence that men would stop killing men if there were no religion. By the way - @TerminalSulcus. Most people do worship the penis. That's why this video has 206964 views, and the one about the girl with her skirt stuck in her panties has over 70 million.
@Quinnalus He was being a bit extreme in his example, yes. But there's not all that many atheists who claim that violence would not exist without religion, I certainly don't. Atheism is a blatant disbelief in religion, not a belief that it is the source of all strife.
And for the record, the Christians who kill Muslims because they're Muslims are clearly ignorant morons who have no consideration for others at all. And apart from that, it's against Christianity to kill people in the first place.
@Axiss360 "And for the record, the Christians who kill Muslims because they're Muslims are clearly ignorant morons who have no consideration for others at all."
For WHO"S record? If you ask the perpetrators, they'll assure you they had god on their side, and OUR record is just flawed.
"And apart from that, it's against Christianity to kill people in the first place."
Are you Joking? Have you read the bible? Seriously, that's one sick twisted trainwreck of GOD ORDAINED bloodthirsty violence.
@Axiss360 "In all honesty, I'd like to agree with you. But the average response to that will be to read 'the new testament'"
And my response will be that I have and it's apauling. Nor does it cause the old testament to vanish from history or make up for a jelous, vengeful, petty violent barbarian god, who's erstwhile behaiviour, seems befitting of a brutal, evil, meglomaniacal dictator. A tacked on sequel, that introduces infinite suffering for mere doubt, it just disgraceful brainwashing.
I mean, could you imagine anything; even make something up, more willfuly and blatantly coercive; as manipulatively honed, for obvious emotinal blackmail, to induce endorsement and conviction, at the pains of eternal torture, in somebody too ignorant to understand basic reasoning? To say 'X is true and you had better believe it, or you will be tortured forever if you don't agree with me' is as vile and repusive as any evil nonsense coud hope to be; just as intelectualy, as emotinally crippling.
Of course; I do realise you're only playing devils advocate here. You couldn't possibly be playing God's advocate, by hypotheticaly endorsing the New Testament as a tombe of compassion and sweet, merciful, wholsome goodness. You could't be playing advocate for any sort of being that deserves to be considered worthy of worship as a god. Such a book, testifies only to a horible evil pestilant being, who commands worship from fear, ignorance and piety. Even the Devil is not portrayed as that evil.
In any case the appeal to the New Testament, doesn't change the fact that the Christian faith endorses violence, not one iota. The very basis of, and emotional motive for, accepting belief in this repulsive scourge of evil filth, is far far far from a rational intelectual argument, but rather by this infinitly violent threat of infinite suffering and the resulting fear that it induces in the mind. The blackmail motive, is set up there for a reason. That much is obvious, or at least it should be.
You can find plenty of Christians who profess that they do believe the Christian beliefs on rational basis, but that claim is worth less than the hot air used to expound it, while they A) Fail to procure any valid logical reason to convince a rational, emotinaly detatched, skeptic. Or B) While the clear and obvious alterior motive, nevertheless still exists, to accept the claims out of ignorance and fear, of the infinitely violent gauntlet, which gentle Jesus meek 'n' mild throws at their feet.
When you get done with those to pre-conditions for systemic endorsement of a threat of infinite violence, that the whole NT is based upon, despite the two faced apologettics of cherrypicking cowards, then we can get started on the more specific tracts of NT text which clearly denote the intention and endorsement of violence in the NT Bible. Then you can watch a another whole level of cherry picking, each picker with their own preconcived adgenda, their own basket and their own cherries. Popcorn?
You see, there is not so much a single book called The Bible, uniting the beliefs of a group of people called Christians, nor are there two books, or even dozens. There are practicaly as many books called 'The Bible' as there are worshipers who profess to be Christians and each of them brings their own pre-conception, biases and mutualy irreconcilable contradictions to the cherry field. There's effectively as many Christian faiths as there are Christians, each as rational and valid as the other.
That is why you can find people who brutally murder others (such as those Christians who kill muslims) and prolaim themselves as the servant's of gods will. It is those who behave like sadistic vengeful barbarians, who are actualty more likely to be scriptural purists and tend to be much more devout and informed about the writ of their holly books. Go have this debate with them and you will findout how much more tenacious they can be than the liberal, cherry picking, Sunday Christian appologist.
@skepticoz In the back of my mind, that's what I think about it as well. But the cold hard truth is that the majority of the US (which just happens to be where I live) is full of Christians. For saying something like that out loud, you get your throat ripped out by the semi-extremists who instantly become extremely defensive and angry very quickly. Needless to say, almost none of them have actually READ the bible.
@Axiss360 "In the back of my mind, that's what I think about it as well. But the cold hard truth is that the majority of the US (which just happens to be where I live) is full of Christians."
I feel sorry for you already LOL.
But wait... weren't we adressing the issue over whether Christianity endorses violence? And YET...
"For saying something like that out loud, you get your throat ripped out by the semi-extremists who instantly become extremely defensive and angry very quickly."
@Axiss360 "Metaphorically rip your throat out, obviously."
Of course. But what's the real practical difference? Threaten you with hell and attempt silence your criticism? Your imortal soul thretaned with physical pain after death and your mortal soul crippled with emotinal torment and physical restraint (sensorship) in this real world. There's something far more sinister about faith and religion, than even mundane physical violence. A punch in the face hurts a bit, but at least that can heal.
My view of extremism, is that there's no such thing as 'moderate'. The motive of extremeism is the same for anybody of religious faith. The 'extreme' of any view, is reached the moment you are devorced from rational accountability; as soon as you present your views as the absolute unquestionable authority of the one true creator of the universe and the moral dictator of the human race. As soon as anybody embraces this degree of stupidity they are irreconcilable with reality and just dangerous.
@Quinnalus "Saying "All Religions Are Bad" and the example of Christians killing Muslims makes the assumption that violence would not exist if there was no religion."
No it doesn't. I read Edgar's precise words to be quite sure, and nothing in them even remotely implies that violence is exclusive to religion. You need to go and learn to THINK. It's like accusing somebody of implying that greed is exclusive to crime, when they say, 'All crime is bad' and give an example of greed motivated crime.
@Quinnalus "I think that is the atheist's greatest flaw in logic." I think the theists greatest flaw in logic, is their complete abscence of it. Seriously, the logical flaw you just saddled edgar with, was a falacy of the undistributed middle term. 'All dogs have four legs', is not the same epistemological statement, as 'All things with four legs are dogs.' The statement "all religions are bad because they cause violence", is NOT synonamous with 'All things which cause violence are religious'.
@CommanderOff No one rants about anything, they're just kids dude. Most people don't make things into issues unless there's something wrong with them.
@CommanderOff Yeah, a lot of the people like attention. I just try to ignore people that make me mad, if I blamed a group of people every time one person (Or a bunch in many cases) does or says something stupid I would hate everyone. There's not a religion, race, or any group of people where at least one person hasn't ticked me off.
@ZurkonTheDestroyer That, My Friend, Is A Personal Problem. I Have Every Right On My Behalf To Type The Way I Do. In No Way Is This Affecting You Physically Or Mentally.
No matter what video where anything mocking islamic religions or beliefs is present you can bet there is 50 posts on that video defending their religion.
Yes I believe you should stand up for your religion, and having no religion of my own lets me see both sides.
Why in the fuck are you blatantly stupid zionist jews making it so apperent to us that YOU ARE EVIL by defending it so much.
Your kind of contradicting yourself, like you say one moment that it's normal to defend your religion and the next you say that jew's are evil because they defend their religion? Wot?
you don't have to grow a beard in islam k? and no, most muslims don't get angry about everything because thats NOT what islam teaches..if you keep on believing stereotypes all i have to say is..good luck with your life..
@NoRa3ajeeba Calm down. Don't start victimizing yourself and act like you got the blunt of the blow. He threw a loop at Christianity's selective belief system and he also referred to Judaism as a shadowy, underground international conspiracy that controls everything. It was a satire.
@JDhudgens2 I'm not victimizing myself hun, just defending my religion, which is also the most stereotyped one unfortunately. and don't get me wrong i enjoyed the video but that part bothered me a bit.
@NoRa3ajeeba I'm not sure if you've if you watched the rest of the Graham Murkett videos, but it's all mundane, literal monologues. The focus of this video: religious stereotypes.
Christianity. go with what you believe in, not for pleasure or a gain in political eyes or anyone elses, chose your religion by what you think is right, and not to mention all other religions came afterwards (except for judaism.) sounds like copyright of religions almost haha.
Wow that's ironic... This video seems a bit satirical to me, but yea; a copyright of religions eh??? Maybe Christianity borrowed from Judaism, huh?! Ever consider that one??? Perhaps Christianity also borrows many rituals from our pagan past as well... (please always keep an open mind!)
if there were say 8 main religions in the world and you chose just one (which you must), bear in mind that everywhere you go you would be disliked 7 times out of 8 so choose one close to home and stay there. Keep your head in the sand and call everyone else idiots! hope that helps.
@GuitarMannnnnn because it's in keeping with the dillema that the guy goes thru in the vid. he can't make up his mind because he finds all religions to be silly, so i suggest he just do what all other "religious" people do.
PEOPLE kil! Then they dress it up in scriptural reasons and hide behind their religion. Lets stop calling people Christian, Muslim Jewish, Atheist or whatever and start to see the world as being populated by human beings, people like ourselves. If an alien landed they would likely think we were all different species instead of the same. Time to grow up, take responsibility for our actions GOD and BAD, realise we are NOT special and that we are PART of the whole eco-system we call Earth. I wish!
We were all bought with a price. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."-John 3:16. Repent and believe and you too will receive eternal life.
Christianity? You mean the same religion that tells people to rape, plunder, massacre, enslave, and tells you to be racist and sexist? At the same time as claiming to love everyone equally except some of the ones he loves that he's going to send to hell?
@S0PHI0N nah, actual verses from the bible. I just found a site that actually makes references to bible verses that state what i'm saying. evilbible (dot) com has references.
@WarhunterT71 Sounds like most mainstream religion. Except for Buddhism. The only violent thing is just about setting yourself on fire. While they are digging up dirt to plant seeds and what not in their gardens they have made sure not to kill worms. I mean that is PLur.
Of all of the religions I have studied, and all of the religions to which I belong, I consistantly recommend people try the Church of the Subgenius. Of course in the UK you probably have some very nice options when it comes to Pagan Reconstructionism which is generally far better than that Roman import of the poor Nazarine lad.
Of all of the religions I have studied, and all of the religions to which I belong, I consistantly recommend people try the Church of the Subgenius. Of course in the UK you probably have some very nice options when it comes to Pagan Reconstructionism which is generally far better than that Roman import of the poor Nazarine lad.
You don't have to sort out your afterlife cause there isn't any. It's a made up story for people who struggle with the fact of mortality, just cause it sounds attractive doesn't mean it is real.
Islam if u absolutely must, but preferably atheism. Muslims tend to be much nicer than other religions, but they still believe in the same fairy tales...
@BigORat That's probably because Christianity was created after Islam by the Roman Ecumenical Council (founded by emperor Constantine III of Rome) with the ambition to rival other religions of the era. To do so the Roman Empire persecuted Non-Christian People and condemned them to death unless they except Jesus Christ. And later bastardized non-Christians by focusing on specific key points like you've done with Islam's "Messiah" and "Prophet" and making it look like they are Satanists.
Imagine no religion..... Imagine.... no pedophiles... no stupid or holly wars.. no parasites (priests.. popes .. nuns....no 70 virgins waiting for u.... etc)... no brainwashing... no, no-lifers.... ... keep adding*
The Antichrist & the False Prophet come and rule the world together.
After 7 years of Tribulation (troubles) the Heavens open, and Jesus Christ returns, coming back to earth in the clouds, and destroys the Antichrist and False Prophet,
(Whom have been ruling the world for 7 years).
After destroying the Antichrist & False Prophet, Jesus takes over the world forever.
@BigORat Interesting, Okay heres Islam's side of the story,
The AntiChrist will come and rule the world. (but he cant enter Jerusalem or Mecca), Then Jesus will Return and with "Mahdi", he will Destroy the Antichrist. Jesus will rule earth for 40 years and then time ends. and judgement day begins. (very Brief )
You said something about a false Prophet, I thought the AntiChrist was the false prophet, Can you tell me about the false prophet. Details, I would like to know.
@SyncThird According to various Bible Prophecy books I've read, the Antichrist will be a "Political" leader, and the False Prophet will be a "spiritual" leader. These 2 will team up in an attempt to create a one world government and a one world religion.
As well as a one world currency, which will be cashless, called 'the mark of the beast'.
Every citizen of the world will be pressured into receiving the mark in his hand or forhead or he will not be able to buy or sell.
@BigORat Now thats interesting, Yet you have the most powerful Political leaders and Spiritual one (president and the pope) Now i'm not saying that Christianity is not true, I just found it as an interesting point.
See In Islam, We believe that and I quote "There are 71 sections in Christianity 70 in hell and only one is heaven, and 72 sections in Judaism, 71 in hell and only one in heaven, and there are 73 sections in Islam, 72 is HELL and only one in heaven" - P.Mohammed-
I've learned that some Muslims, (including Iran's President Ahmadinejad) believe that Islam's "Prophet" Jesus will return along with the Mahdi. They believe these 2 will bring 7 years of peace & justice to the world. This "Prophet" Jesus, they believe, will convince the Christians & the rest of the world to accept the Mahdi.
Alarm Bells!
This seems to match the Bibles' description of the Antichrist & the False Prophet.
Do you know what the Bible says the Antichrist & the False Prophet is going to do to Christians and Jews & anyone else that refuse to accept him? THEY ARE GOING TO BE BEHEADED.
"...and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
Religion: A set of beliefs about the origins of life, universe, afterlife, supernatural
I'm tired of people saying "a relationship with Jesus isn't religion" It's still religion because it still has the rule you believe Jesus is God and there is a heaven and you have a set of beliefs about the supernatural. Just because it's not organized religion doesn't mean it's not a religion!
I really wonder why are their so many ahteists on the internet?! :/
because all of them spend too much time on the computer thinking they're smart for doing a little research on google and believing whatever the minority of scientists tell them. rather then they go out in real life and get a job. p.s atheists not all scientists disbelieve in god. many are smart and have contributed something to science and they do believe in one god.
@neoseeker007 It is true that atheists are more visible on the web than irl. I can think of a number of reasons for this: 1. They probably feel relatively safe from discrimination and bullying on the web. 2. Atheism is on the rise and the web has relatively more young people. 3. Atheism is more common among educated people, and the web has a relatively higher number of better educated people.
You belive that the sun is watching you on the days but not on the nights (The moon reflection plan was a failure as the Moon didn't woork that good a s a mirror X)
come to islam, my friend. no sales pitch, no catch. just new experience.
( im aware that u posted this video few years ago, and the amount of haters/closet-haters i might get for posting this, but i wouldnt be muslim if i didnt have haters )
Thats a great video I use with my youth to demonstrate when ignorance meets arrogance. all kinds of stupid spews from ppl's demented pie holes. too bad ur creativity and genius are wasted on such dumb dribble. u really are talented. when ur brain starts working correctly and u get a clue, give me a hit.
pick notchist, all you have to do is prase the holy notch, and believe that the world was generated perfectly. the holy notch should then pretect you from all the creepers, and zombies, and you should be fine. unlike alot of religions, there is no heaven but you get to re-spawn every time you die. but of course this will happen anyway, weather you believe it or not, but i believe you will have better luck if you believe. anyway thats all pretty much, please let me know if you choose this religio
McSmYtHuRs 2 weeks ago
this is tragic, and you know it.
darelime 2 months ago
WRONG
atnzk2 3 months ago
my religion is logic
I know when I die my atoms will go back to the earth and space and in a billion years I will probably be a tree or something.
mrh112 3 months ago 5
@mrh112 what? haha
sharms13 3 months ago
@mrh112 you just contradicted yourself, your religion can't be logic because faith is the absence of rational thought
thedoors919 3 months ago
@thedoors919
well contradiction is all religion is anyway, many times in the bible it states god is both loving and forgiving yet he brutally kills anyone for simple things like not worshiping in his name.
mrh112 3 months ago 2
Go with Pastafarianism.
MrAmusei 3 months ago
a good religion is nihilism.... or just about any anti-theism group
Mrmitternacht1987 3 months ago
i think you should consider islam. No it's not at all about growing beards and being angry at things. Instead of being sarcastic about it, stop your ignorance and actually do an effort to sort out ur afterlife. its about time ^^
Opeth3455 4 months ago
@Opeth3455 i don't think if you know , but this guy is making fun of all religion , Religion is the biggest bullshit on planet earth :)
djay00009 4 months ago
@djay00009 I know he is making fun I have seen most of his videos. It is funny and I appreciate the effort he has done. But that's why i said that, making fun of religions would do good to him or others in anyway, specially if ur making false claims. It wouldv been more acceptable if he;s said something true about the religion. But lookin at ur comment just now, I don't think you would understand that. So nevermind :)
Opeth3455 4 months ago
@Opeth3455 wouldn't*
Opeth3455 4 months ago
@Opeth3455 i do understand your point , don't think humans are stupid , But majority of things in religion are so stupid , I don't even know where to begin , I can make a better video than this about it , but why waste time on that right ? Let people believe what they need to , I don't mind .
djay00009 4 months ago
@Opeth3455 I became Islamic yesterday. Today Im going to strap a bomb to my chest and blow up whomever I can !!
mrstevehartman 4 months ago
@mrstevehartman
then your not muslim.
hiwar12345 4 months ago
@hiwar12345 He is still a Muslim albeit a very evil one.
iMaDeMoN2012 4 months ago
@mrstevehartman
good, one less mfker for the day
MinistryOfPhreakz 3 months ago
Then you're not a Muslim. @mrstevehartman
PakiPride51 3 months ago
@PakiPride51 Good guess !
mrstevehartman 3 months ago
@mrstevehartman right , but how do you know it will work? perhaps you should get some practice dummies, go into the woods and practice. because you know, practice make perfect friend.
practice, there, I said it again.
gideon001 3 months ago
@gideon001 Practice WHAT ? Practice praying to a tree in the woods ? NO, no you dweeb, The creator of the universe, " GOD " is the only answer.
mrstevehartman 3 months ago
@mrstevehartman ummm, hmm.... think that one sailed right over your head. not that surprised to be perfectly honest.
gideon001 3 months ago
@gideon001 RIGHT............................
mrstevehartman 3 months ago
satanism...at least they're honest.
lordaere 4 months ago 2
@lordaere Funny, because satan is the biggest liar in history.
TheFangxofSteam 4 months ago
Pastafarianism
AshleyRheanna 5 months ago 3
lolololololol
djay00009 5 months ago
mine? Zen Buddhism, among a few others, like T.S - I used to be into all that SRA stuff until I saw how much bollocks so much of it can be......
mzedong001 5 months ago
I recently watched an animated movie called "Mary and Max". It was very good and I can't help but recall it, because it seems as if someone brought Max to YouTube for us here.
miki5xD 5 months ago
Saying "All Religions Are Bad" and the example of Christians killing Muslims makes the assumption that violence would not exist if there was no religion. I think that is the atheist's greatest flaw in logic. There is no evidence that men would stop killing men if there were no religion. By the way - @TerminalSulcus. Most people do worship the penis. That's why this video has 206964 views, and the one about the girl with her skirt stuck in her panties has over 70 million.
Quinnalus 5 months ago
@Quinnalus He was being a bit extreme in his example, yes. But there's not all that many atheists who claim that violence would not exist without religion, I certainly don't. Atheism is a blatant disbelief in religion, not a belief that it is the source of all strife.
And for the record, the Christians who kill Muslims because they're Muslims are clearly ignorant morons who have no consideration for others at all. And apart from that, it's against Christianity to kill people in the first place.
Axiss360 5 months ago
@Axiss360 "And for the record, the Christians who kill Muslims because they're Muslims are clearly ignorant morons who have no consideration for others at all."
For WHO"S record? If you ask the perpetrators, they'll assure you they had god on their side, and OUR record is just flawed.
"And apart from that, it's against Christianity to kill people in the first place."
Are you Joking? Have you read the bible? Seriously, that's one sick twisted trainwreck of GOD ORDAINED bloodthirsty violence.
skepticoz 5 months ago
@skepticoz
"For WHO"S record? If you ask the perpetrators, they'll assure you they had god on their side, and OUR record is just flawed."
I'm not asking them, they're inconsiderate of those who are in other religions, to the point where they commit murder due to their silly beliefs.
"Are you Joking? Have you read the bible? Seriously, that's one sick twisted trai...."
In all honesty, I'd like to agree with you. But the average response to that will be to read 'the new testament'
Axiss360 5 months ago
@Axiss360 "In all honesty, I'd like to agree with you. But the average response to that will be to read 'the new testament'"
And my response will be that I have and it's apauling. Nor does it cause the old testament to vanish from history or make up for a jelous, vengeful, petty violent barbarian god, who's erstwhile behaiviour, seems befitting of a brutal, evil, meglomaniacal dictator. A tacked on sequel, that introduces infinite suffering for mere doubt, it just disgraceful brainwashing.
skepticoz 5 months ago
I mean, could you imagine anything; even make something up, more willfuly and blatantly coercive; as manipulatively honed, for obvious emotinal blackmail, to induce endorsement and conviction, at the pains of eternal torture, in somebody too ignorant to understand basic reasoning? To say 'X is true and you had better believe it, or you will be tortured forever if you don't agree with me' is as vile and repusive as any evil nonsense coud hope to be; just as intelectualy, as emotinally crippling.
skepticoz 5 months ago
Of course; I do realise you're only playing devils advocate here. You couldn't possibly be playing God's advocate, by hypotheticaly endorsing the New Testament as a tombe of compassion and sweet, merciful, wholsome goodness. You could't be playing advocate for any sort of being that deserves to be considered worthy of worship as a god. Such a book, testifies only to a horible evil pestilant being, who commands worship from fear, ignorance and piety. Even the Devil is not portrayed as that evil.
skepticoz 5 months ago
In any case the appeal to the New Testament, doesn't change the fact that the Christian faith endorses violence, not one iota. The very basis of, and emotional motive for, accepting belief in this repulsive scourge of evil filth, is far far far from a rational intelectual argument, but rather by this infinitly violent threat of infinite suffering and the resulting fear that it induces in the mind. The blackmail motive, is set up there for a reason. That much is obvious, or at least it should be.
skepticoz 5 months ago
You can find plenty of Christians who profess that they do believe the Christian beliefs on rational basis, but that claim is worth less than the hot air used to expound it, while they A) Fail to procure any valid logical reason to convince a rational, emotinaly detatched, skeptic. Or B) While the clear and obvious alterior motive, nevertheless still exists, to accept the claims out of ignorance and fear, of the infinitely violent gauntlet, which gentle Jesus meek 'n' mild throws at their feet.
skepticoz 5 months ago
When you get done with those to pre-conditions for systemic endorsement of a threat of infinite violence, that the whole NT is based upon, despite the two faced apologettics of cherrypicking cowards, then we can get started on the more specific tracts of NT text which clearly denote the intention and endorsement of violence in the NT Bible. Then you can watch a another whole level of cherry picking, each picker with their own preconcived adgenda, their own basket and their own cherries. Popcorn?
skepticoz 5 months ago
You see, there is not so much a single book called The Bible, uniting the beliefs of a group of people called Christians, nor are there two books, or even dozens. There are practicaly as many books called 'The Bible' as there are worshipers who profess to be Christians and each of them brings their own pre-conception, biases and mutualy irreconcilable contradictions to the cherry field. There's effectively as many Christian faiths as there are Christians, each as rational and valid as the other.
skepticoz 5 months ago
That is why you can find people who brutally murder others (such as those Christians who kill muslims) and prolaim themselves as the servant's of gods will. It is those who behave like sadistic vengeful barbarians, who are actualty more likely to be scriptural purists and tend to be much more devout and informed about the writ of their holly books. Go have this debate with them and you will findout how much more tenacious they can be than the liberal, cherry picking, Sunday Christian appologist.
skepticoz 5 months ago
@skepticoz In the back of my mind, that's what I think about it as well. But the cold hard truth is that the majority of the US (which just happens to be where I live) is full of Christians. For saying something like that out loud, you get your throat ripped out by the semi-extremists who instantly become extremely defensive and angry very quickly. Needless to say, almost none of them have actually READ the bible.
Axiss360 5 months ago
@Axiss360 "In the back of my mind, that's what I think about it as well. But the cold hard truth is that the majority of the US (which just happens to be where I live) is full of Christians."
I feel sorry for you already LOL.
But wait... weren't we adressing the issue over whether Christianity endorses violence? And YET...
"For saying something like that out loud, you get your throat ripped out by the semi-extremists who instantly become extremely defensive and angry very quickly."
WTF!!!?
skepticoz 5 months ago
@skepticoz
Metaphorically rip your throat out, obviously.
Axiss360 5 months ago
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@Axiss360 "Metaphorically rip your throat out, obviously."
Of course. But what's the real practical difference? Threaten you with hell and attempt silence your criticism? Your imortal soul thretaned with physical pain after death and your mortal soul crippled with emotinal torment and physical restraint (sensorship) in this real world. There's something far more sinister about faith and religion, than even mundane physical violence. A punch in the face hurts a bit, but at least that can heal.
skepticoz 5 months ago
My view of extremism, is that there's no such thing as 'moderate'. The motive of extremeism is the same for anybody of religious faith. The 'extreme' of any view, is reached the moment you are devorced from rational accountability; as soon as you present your views as the absolute unquestionable authority of the one true creator of the universe and the moral dictator of the human race. As soon as anybody embraces this degree of stupidity they are irreconcilable with reality and just dangerous.
skepticoz 5 months ago 3
@Quinnalus Stuck in her panties huh? Oh I gotta see this!
TheRandomnatrix 5 months ago
@Quinnalus "Saying "All Religions Are Bad" and the example of Christians killing Muslims makes the assumption that violence would not exist if there was no religion."
No it doesn't. I read Edgar's precise words to be quite sure, and nothing in them even remotely implies that violence is exclusive to religion. You need to go and learn to THINK. It's like accusing somebody of implying that greed is exclusive to crime, when they say, 'All crime is bad' and give an example of greed motivated crime.
skepticoz 5 months ago
@Quinnalus "I think that is the atheist's greatest flaw in logic." I think the theists greatest flaw in logic, is their complete abscence of it. Seriously, the logical flaw you just saddled edgar with, was a falacy of the undistributed middle term. 'All dogs have four legs', is not the same epistemological statement, as 'All things with four legs are dogs.' The statement "all religions are bad because they cause violence", is NOT synonamous with 'All things which cause violence are religious'.
skepticoz 5 months ago
You could try worshiping your own penis.
TerminalSulcus 5 months ago
all religions are bad, dangerous and inhuman.
Mankind needs to solve their problems not praying.
Christians are killing Moslems (et vice versa) that is the reality!
Anything is stupidest fraud !
take political responsibility - stop praying
edgar0001 6 months ago
Religion Is Overrated
All You Do Is Rant About How Atheists Are The Devil And That Your Always Right About Everything
CommanderOff 6 months ago
@CommanderOff No one rants about anything, they're just kids dude. Most people don't make things into issues unless there's something wrong with them.
COMMANO38 6 months ago
@COMMANO38 Well, There's Something Wrong With Most Of The World I'll Tell You That Much
CommanderOff 6 months ago
@CommanderOff Yeah, a lot of the people like attention. I just try to ignore people that make me mad, if I blamed a group of people every time one person (Or a bunch in many cases) does or says something stupid I would hate everyone. There's not a religion, race, or any group of people where at least one person hasn't ticked me off.
COMMANO38 6 months ago
@COMMANO38 Trust Me, Its More That That. I Could Write An Entire Book On Whats Wrong With The World
CommanderOff 6 months ago
@CommanderOff You know what I find wrong with the world? The fact that people who capitalize every word in their sentence, such as you exist.
ZurkonTheDestroyer 6 months ago
@ZurkonTheDestroyer That, My Friend, Is A Personal Problem. I Have Every Right On My Behalf To Type The Way I Do. In No Way Is This Affecting You Physically Or Mentally.
CommanderOff 6 months ago
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CommanderOff 6 months ago
You should worship the sun,
but pray to Joe Pesci.
0000Bronboa0000 6 months ago 23
I'd love to see you do a bit about Mormonism!
greenjelly01 6 months ago
No matter what video where anything mocking islamic religions or beliefs is present you can bet there is 50 posts on that video defending their religion.
Yes I believe you should stand up for your religion, and having no religion of my own lets me see both sides.
Why in the fuck are you blatantly stupid zionist jews making it so apperent to us that YOU ARE EVIL by defending it so much.
AlternativeImpulse 6 months ago
@AlternativeImpulse
Your kind of contradicting yourself, like you say one moment that it's normal to defend your religion and the next you say that jew's are evil because they defend their religion? Wot?
Labtop215 6 months ago
@Labtop215
Obviously you haven't had first hand experiance of this before, I said its because they defend it so damn fucking much.
AlternativeImpulse 6 months ago
@AlternativeImpulse Shut up, everyone hates your religion.
COMMANO38 6 months ago
Try Foamy's Cult!
link010125 6 months ago
you don't have to grow a beard in islam k? and no, most muslims don't get angry about everything because thats NOT what islam teaches..if you keep on believing stereotypes all i have to say is..good luck with your life..
NoRa3ajeeba 7 months ago
@NoRa3ajeeba i agree 100%...
YTRandomTV 7 months ago
@NoRa3ajeeba Calm down. Don't start victimizing yourself and act like you got the blunt of the blow. He threw a loop at Christianity's selective belief system and he also referred to Judaism as a shadowy, underground international conspiracy that controls everything. It was a satire.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 I'm not victimizing myself hun, just defending my religion, which is also the most stereotyped one unfortunately. and don't get me wrong i enjoyed the video but that part bothered me a bit.
NoRa3ajeeba 6 months ago
@NoRa3ajeeba I'm not sure if you've if you watched the rest of the Graham Murkett videos, but it's all mundane, literal monologues. The focus of this video: religious stereotypes.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 no, i didn't watch the rest of them. ok bye goodnight.
NoRa3ajeeba 6 months ago
I like how people are actually writing such passionate persuasive arguments for religion as a response. Joke video guys :/
bettybeehappy 7 months ago
hes talking like this is an insurance plan.... some act ias if it is lol
cameronsanati 7 months ago
Islam = truth from God
TheAmericanMuslim100 7 months ago
@TheAmericanMuslim100 or judging by muslims = intolerant and often violent face of humanity
kumarsa108 7 months ago
@TheAmericanMuslim100 athiesm = truth, religion is bullshit
DragonsREpic 7 months ago
@DragonsREpic Its spelt atheism you embarassment.
WonkyDoodle 7 months ago
hmmm.i would say friend...seek TRUTH...at all times...that will lead you
bakersfieldmusicnow 7 months ago
try the church of the flying spagetti monster
xLightningWolFx 7 months ago 3
@xLightningWolFx love that church
DragonsREpic 7 months ago
You could try Jedi religion.
rmaucigasha 7 months ago
@rmaucigasha hellll yeah!
luv4drums1 7 months ago
@rmaucigasha the force is with you... ALWAYS!
DragonsREpic 7 months ago
If Star wars is real my religion should be jedi XD jk
VongolaAQW223 7 months ago
Christianity. go with what you believe in, not for pleasure or a gain in political eyes or anyone elses, chose your religion by what you think is right, and not to mention all other religions came afterwards (except for judaism.) sounds like copyright of religions almost haha.
177deerhunter 7 months ago
@177deerhunter
Wow that's ironic... This video seems a bit satirical to me, but yea; a copyright of religions eh??? Maybe Christianity borrowed from Judaism, huh?! Ever consider that one??? Perhaps Christianity also borrows many rituals from our pagan past as well... (please always keep an open mind!)
;)
GuitarMannnnnn 7 months ago
if there were say 8 main religions in the world and you chose just one (which you must), bear in mind that everywhere you go you would be disliked 7 times out of 8 so choose one close to home and stay there. Keep your head in the sand and call everyone else idiots! hope that helps.
iworkforme 7 months ago
@iworkforme
Why in the world would you endorse that type of thing?! :P
GuitarMannnnnn 7 months ago
@GuitarMannnnnn because it's in keeping with the dillema that the guy goes thru in the vid. he can't make up his mind because he finds all religions to be silly, so i suggest he just do what all other "religious" people do.
iworkforme 7 months ago
PEOPLE kil! Then they dress it up in scriptural reasons and hide behind their religion. Lets stop calling people Christian, Muslim Jewish, Atheist or whatever and start to see the world as being populated by human beings, people like ourselves. If an alien landed they would likely think we were all different species instead of the same. Time to grow up, take responsibility for our actions GOD and BAD, realise we are NOT special and that we are PART of the whole eco-system we call Earth. I wish!
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premierleague3 7 months ago
Buddhism is the way to go.
Peace, love, unity, respect.
Respect all life forms. Love Everything, Peace be with you.
noobertification 7 months ago
How about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
fluffulike 7 months ago 3
Why is the video leaned to the left speaker so much?
MyDreamName 8 months ago 43
@MyDreamName Because Christianity is on left.
Gothicgurlz12 7 months ago
@MyDreamName he was talking into the left microphone
tomek92pl 7 months ago
@MyDreamName Because I suck.
somegreybloke 7 months ago 43
@somegreybloke because this is a pad-controlled video
TheSchemer1 5 months ago
Circumcision is the Hebrew practicing doctor's way to make more money, mutilate male genitals, make the penis more sensitive and open to STDs.
WINNING!
*cocaine snort*
MeracusAssis 8 months ago
Hey Graham
Join Our Band lol YOU ROCK
DREDD2001AD 8 months ago
Christianity? You mean the same religion that tells people to rape, plunder, massacre, enslave, and tells you to be racist and sexist? At the same time as claiming to love everyone equally except some of the ones he loves that he's going to send to hell?
WarhunterT71 8 months ago
@WarhunterT71 i think you mixed it up with islam, buddy. :D
ps. im not a christian.
S0PHI0N 8 months ago
@S0PHI0N nah, actual verses from the bible. I just found a site that actually makes references to bible verses that state what i'm saying. evilbible (dot) com has references.
WarhunterT71 8 months ago
@S0PHI0N ahh no I don't think there was a mix up............Islam is heavily plagerised from old testament anyway
jjcrazi 7 months ago
@WarhunterT71 Sounds like most mainstream religion. Except for Buddhism. The only violent thing is just about setting yourself on fire. While they are digging up dirt to plant seeds and what not in their gardens they have made sure not to kill worms. I mean that is PLur.
noobertification 7 months ago
@noobertification Buddhists kill too
jjcrazi 7 months ago
@jjcrazi yeah themselves during peaceful protests.
noobertification 7 months ago
he's penis shaped.
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1onetheone 8 months ago
South Park Judgement Day has the right answer.... :O)
dedunford 8 months ago
Stay Away From the desert dogmas.
ManTheBush 8 months ago
Try Buddhism. It's on discount :)
shallowmic 8 months ago
Discordianism
Antifides 8 months ago
How about Westboro Baptist Church?
TomBTV1 8 months ago
@TomBTV1 AHAHAH THOSE PEOPLE ARE AWFUL! e.e
RoketTM 8 months ago
@RoketTM GOD HATES PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE AWFUL! Lol jk god doesn't exist.
TomBTV1 8 months ago
@TomBTV1 fool! :L
IAmABanana2011 8 months ago
Accept Nyan Cat as thy lord and saviour!
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Of all of the religions I have studied, and all of the religions to which I belong, I consistantly recommend people try the Church of the Subgenius. Of course in the UK you probably have some very nice options when it comes to Pagan Reconstructionism which is generally far better than that Roman import of the poor Nazarine lad.
gregsoccult 8 months ago
Of all of the religions I have studied, and all of the religions to which I belong, I consistantly recommend people try the Church of the Subgenius. Of course in the UK you probably have some very nice options when it comes to Pagan Reconstructionism which is generally far better than that Roman import of the poor Nazarine lad.
gregsoccult 8 months ago
boring...
Johnthelovedone 8 months ago
there is good and there is evil. we are good and they are evil. simple.
TaraJanes57 8 months ago 2
You could try walking into a desert and making your own one, that used to be all the rage.
RPSM101 8 months ago 84
You don't have to sort out your afterlife cause there isn't any. It's a made up story for people who struggle with the fact of mortality, just cause it sounds attractive doesn't mean it is real.
sogghartha 8 months ago
choose atheism, because, i'm atheist
kjjrys 9 months ago
Islam if u absolutely must, but preferably atheism. Muslims tend to be much nicer than other religions, but they still believe in the same fairy tales...
george77772moons 9 months ago
@BigORat That's probably because Christianity was created after Islam by the Roman Ecumenical Council (founded by emperor Constantine III of Rome) with the ambition to rival other religions of the era. To do so the Roman Empire persecuted Non-Christian People and condemned them to death unless they except Jesus Christ. And later bastardized non-Christians by focusing on specific key points like you've done with Islam's "Messiah" and "Prophet" and making it look like they are Satanists.
SaturdayAMTuts 9 months ago
his headshape already looks circumsized to me ;D
Etemraik 9 months ago
Buddhism! Go peace! Or Judism (but i'm biased there)
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rodefe7 9 months ago
Time out! What if things hadn't happened that way? What would have happened if the angel hadn't appeared?
espressotub 9 months ago
Beware of Islam.
I say that because they await 2;
A Messiah & a Prophet;
Whom they believe will come, and work together to save the world with peace and justice;
1] Their coming Messiah, the Imam Mahdi.
2] Their coming "Prophet Jesus."
From a Christian perspective, these 2 that Islam await, are a dead ringer for the Antichrist & the False Prophet.
I kid you NOT.
Youtube search "Imam Mahdi" to learn more.
BigORat 9 months ago
@BigORat but we believe that the anti-Christ will come too. and Jesus.
SyncThird 9 months ago
@SyncThird
Start with the Bible.
How does the Bible say the END comes?
The Antichrist & the False Prophet come and rule the world together.
After 7 years of Tribulation (troubles) the Heavens open, and Jesus Christ returns, coming back to earth in the clouds, and destroys the Antichrist and False Prophet,
(Whom have been ruling the world for 7 years).
After destroying the Antichrist & False Prophet, Jesus takes over the world forever.
Does this Story match Islam's beliefs?
BigORat 9 months ago
@BigORat Interesting, Okay heres Islam's side of the story,
The AntiChrist will come and rule the world. (but he cant enter Jerusalem or Mecca), Then Jesus will Return and with "Mahdi", he will Destroy the Antichrist. Jesus will rule earth for 40 years and then time ends. and judgement day begins. (very Brief )
You said something about a false Prophet, I thought the AntiChrist was the false prophet, Can you tell me about the false prophet. Details, I would like to know.
SyncThird 9 months ago
@SyncThird According to various Bible Prophecy books I've read, the Antichrist will be a "Political" leader, and the False Prophet will be a "spiritual" leader. These 2 will team up in an attempt to create a one world government and a one world religion.
As well as a one world currency, which will be cashless, called 'the mark of the beast'.
Every citizen of the world will be pressured into receiving the mark in his hand or forhead or he will not be able to buy or sell.
BigORat 9 months ago
@BigORat Now thats interesting, Yet you have the most powerful Political leaders and Spiritual one (president and the pope) Now i'm not saying that Christianity is not true, I just found it as an interesting point.
See In Islam, We believe that and I quote "There are 71 sections in Christianity 70 in hell and only one is heaven, and 72 sections in Judaism, 71 in hell and only one in heaven, and there are 73 sections in Islam, 72 is HELL and only one in heaven" - P.Mohammed-
SyncThird 9 months ago
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SyncThird 9 months ago
@SyncThird Let me just say this...
I've learned that some Muslims, (including Iran's President Ahmadinejad) believe that Islam's "Prophet" Jesus will return along with the Mahdi. They believe these 2 will bring 7 years of peace & justice to the world. This "Prophet" Jesus, they believe, will convince the Christians & the rest of the world to accept the Mahdi.
Alarm Bells!
This seems to match the Bibles' description of the Antichrist & the False Prophet.
I have some good video links.
BigORat 9 months ago
@BigORat , Okay, But We're all the same, Humans Pursuing Heaven, Christian, Jew, Muslim.
Dont lose your way, Dont Preach about Muslims being evil or Beware of Islam.
SyncThird 9 months ago
@SyncThird
Do you know what the Bible says the Antichrist & the False Prophet is going to do to Christians and Jews & anyone else that refuse to accept him? THEY ARE GOING TO BE BEHEADED.
Revelation 4:20
"...and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
BigORat 9 months ago
@BigORat It's actucally Revelation 20:4 not 4:20
BigORat 9 months ago
@BigORat Wow, Islam says the same thing, The Antichrist will behead people and cut them in half if they refused him.
SyncThird 9 months ago
@BigORat Do you believe in unicorns?
sasquatch268 8 months ago
@sasquatch268 Do you believe in sasquatch?
BigORat 8 months ago
Islam because it is true religion why - /watch?v=Ciwil8pgDrE
gamer3386 9 months ago
@gamer3386 Does it have the eternal life plan ? I'm not keen on growing a beard and being quite angry about things.
m1trekker 9 months ago
@m1trekker yes it have eternal life plan and you don't need to be angry and have beard you just need to be good and love things - do good deeds
But if you want more explanation read Qur'an .
gamer3386 9 months ago
WELL JUST SAYIN THATS WHERE IM AT RIGHT NOW..ITS PEACEFUL..
JUST SAYIN...LOVE YOU!
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TheURMSA 9 months ago
your so going to hell thats ok il meet you there
starcraftisausome 9 months ago
WELL..KINDA...BUT NOT....
RELATIONSHIP..IS NOT RELIGION..
THATS THE DIFFERENCE
bakersfieldmusicnow 9 months ago
@bakersfieldmusicnow
Religion: A set of beliefs about the origins of life, universe, afterlife, supernatural
I'm tired of people saying "a relationship with Jesus isn't religion" It's still religion because it still has the rule you believe Jesus is God and there is a heaven and you have a set of beliefs about the supernatural. Just because it's not organized religion doesn't mean it's not a religion!
FalloutTheMaster 9 months ago
Buddhism. I say that as a bias , I am Buddhist XD
deidara003 9 months ago
well i would say ditch ALL 'religion"...and seek a "relationship" with God..through Jesus....its really simple...and very peaceful...[just sayin]
bakersfieldmusicnow 10 months ago
I really wonder why are their so many ahteists on the internet?! :/
because all of them spend too much time on the computer thinking they're smart for doing a little research on google and believing whatever the minority of scientists tell them. rather then they go out in real life and get a job. p.s atheists not all scientists disbelieve in god. many are smart and have contributed something to science and they do believe in one god.
neoseeker007 10 months ago
@neoseeker007 It is true that atheists are more visible on the web than irl. I can think of a number of reasons for this: 1. They probably feel relatively safe from discrimination and bullying on the web. 2. Atheism is on the rise and the web has relatively more young people. 3. Atheism is more common among educated people, and the web has a relatively higher number of better educated people.
cukka99 10 months ago
CHRISTIANITY love jesus
JANDBVIDEOS123 10 months ago
I know the best religion.
Sunworshiping!
You belive that the sun is watching you on the days but not on the nights (The moon reflection plan was a failure as the Moon didn't woork that good a s a mirror X)
Nothing more, nothing less :D
Naruava 10 months ago
Circumcision? hahaha... Read the Bible, homie! That's a pre-Jesus ritual that was an act of being clean.
quinnmyster 10 months ago
@quinnmyster What, you mean its a jewish ritual? You mean like he said it is? :I
TailsDoIl 10 months ago
You look like a Buddhist in this video, so maybe you should think about that. They seem calm, and you are calm, so it might be a good fit for you.
spinemelter2000 10 months ago
come to islam, my friend. no sales pitch, no catch. just new experience.
( im aware that u posted this video few years ago, and the amount of haters/closet-haters i might get for posting this, but i wouldnt be muslim if i didnt have haters )
diddududodat2u 10 months ago
@diddududodat2u woops,uve already made a choice of being a christian! good for u! assalamualaikum.
diddududodat2u 10 months ago
Islam where they blame rape on the woman! :D Also come at me bro! I agree with pastafatarians.
KrazyKazooie 10 months ago
Thats a great video I use with my youth to demonstrate when ignorance meets arrogance. all kinds of stupid spews from ppl's demented pie holes. too bad ur creativity and genius are wasted on such dumb dribble. u really are talented. when ur brain starts working correctly and u get a clue, give me a hit.
bethesdapreacherboy 10 months ago
Great videos.....I like your approach. its as if your choosing a mobile phone company.... haha keep it up
brianmty 10 months ago
hahahaha spot on mate i do love a good satire a you are certainly adept at the ol tongue in cheek
bbbbbum 11 months ago
Cult of Cthulhu
TallAceTheJuggalo 11 months ago
be A SATANIST
The666theblackparade 11 months ago
I stumbled upon one of these videos and immediately subscribed...
gan33 11 months ago
@gan33 same here
0101010101010101ful 10 months ago
Audio is super super low.
JaysThoughts 11 months ago