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  • Случаем не Мутко на английский переводил ?

  • It's a real true Russia, сomrade!!! :D

  • Nice caHkm nemepdypG .i were there 4 months ago.peterburg is a lot bigger and next to Baltic sea.Greetings from Estonia

  • vodka vodka boris yeltsin

  • Блять у меня тоже в гараже танк стоит т-90мс

  • The Bob and Doug McKenzie of Russia. I love it.

  • Это же все неправда!!!! - Медведи не воруют водку!

  • LETS DЯIИK

  • заебок. ваще охуенно. пацаны ваще ребята

  • 1:11 - бухающий медвдь за окном убил наглухо! :-DDD

  • this is RUSSIAAAA xDD

    nice work. your next vid should be called 300 Russians :-)

  • I am from Czech republic and I see, that Russia is a great country with big sense of humor :) :DDD

  • 666 понравилось, 66 не понравилось O_o мистика однако. А вторая часть намечается или есть?

  • ахахах)))музыка из Наруто прадовала))

  • Palmface *3

  • omg! thats AWESOME! LOL xD

  • "The bear has stolen our vodka!" = "Медведь был украден наша водка."

    Вы именно это имели ввиду?

  • @Freezegazer это past perfect

  • @jakson1491

    А это:

    Bear stole our vodka.

    ?

    

  • @Freezegazer кажется,Present Simple,Хотя может я ошибаюсь.

  • 60 медведей посмотрели видео

  • про телек это верно замечено, живем в говне, но без плазмы никак..

  • "ХРЕН ВОЙНЕ"))))))))

  • no money no vodka and honey

  • Let's drunk some vodka, comrades!

  • молодцы!

  • Да они просто водку рекламируют!!! =)) Лет'с дринк водка, Комрад!

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  • That's real Russia! Amazing video!

  • So true comrades

  • watch?v=Ng7BHxhUdk8

    here with a sound

  • Да чё они пиздят, у нас в два раза больше избушек

  • Чо за хуйня, где звук?

  • Somebody please tell me where the music is from, I can't read cyrillic...

  • @85szabolcs Fuckin' capitalists from YouTube disabled the audiostream in this true video about true Russia because music can't be free. So it goes, mein Kamerad.

  • i want sound... i saw this a while ago and the sound worked...

  • nice video// now i'm gonna drink some vodka and kill some bears.

  • Morans!!!!!!THIS IS RUSSIAN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • МЫ В РОССИЯ ТАК И ЖИТЬ. О ЧЕРТ, МОЯ ВОДКА ЗАКОНЧИЛСЯ!

    (убежал)

  • тотал фэшн...

  • @MrRezz0 А Грузины-носачи с картонными танками.

  • @MrRezz0 Georgia can suck my dick :D

  • I'm from Poland. And i understand russians :D !

  • Yea-Yea !! I`m Russian !! And After viewing of this video I want to myself the tank!!

  • Love this country!

  • I love my bear, he's huge, warm and loving!@

  • Автор долбоящер который явно этим видео хотел обосрать всю нацию

  • @splanser долбоящер тут ты, ибо не понял юмора. Автор показал всем, как нас видят пиндосы.

  • интересно, кто снял это чудо?

  • Nazdorovie!

  • авторы явно принимают вещества

  • @Gloomchi в виде водки

  • Vodka that is normal in russia:)

    FUCK OF russia and North Korea !!!

  • @fabers185

    Die bitch nigga!

  • @fabers185 иди наи хуй

  • @fabers185 Fucking kid xD

  • @Trojan9514 FUCK russia, go home to Asia !!

    EUROPE and NATO to the URAL !!!

  • @fabers185 Nato can burn in hell with you, Russia will help you with that ;)

  • @Trojan9514 russia and North Korea brun in hell forever !!!

  • @fabers185 lol dude, first of all, learn to spell in English, then go kill yourself, you are nothing in this world...

  • @Trojan9514 FUCK russia and North Korea, forever !!

  • @fabers185 Can you say something more ? Or is that only what Nato taugh you ? I bet you can sell you own country for 100 dollars, im right?

  • @Trojan9514 NATO? - NATO is Poland, Germany, France, England etc. you russian TOTAL IDIOT :)

  • @fabers185 Nato is shit, they control you, you people are like zombies, soon nato will fall, dont worry. + Stop speaking to me little Polish troll!

  • @Trojan9514 Go home to Asia, russian svoloch with balalajka :)

  • @fabers185 We are home ? What is your home ? You sold your country to nato, and you are happy about it ? Polish kurwa.

  • @Trojan9514 you russian svoloch - POLAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, ENGLAND etc. is EUROPE and NATO !!

  • @fabers185 xD Kurwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @Trojan9514 svoloch asiatskaja with balalajka :)

  • @fabers185 Kurwaaaaaaa ;DDDD Get off internet kid!

  • @Trojan9514 russian svoloch with balalajka, go home to Mongolia, to Asia :)

  • @fabers185 Svoloch & balalaika all words you know ? xD Btw Russia was always Russia, and will always be, you cant understund that little kurwa!

  • @Trojan9514 FREE Chechnya, REPUBLIK OF NOVOGROD etc !!

    russian svoloch with balalajka go home to Asia, to Mongolia and Kazakhstan russian svoloch brother and allies !!

  • @fabers185 Sry i dont understund a shit what are you talking about, before trolling, ask NATO to taught you some english, ok ? Understund ? Ok cya kurwa, no time to waste on you. Kurwa is always kurwa.

  • @Trojan9514 EUROPE and NATO to the URAL !! - russia svoloch with balalaika go home to Asia as Mongolia !!

  • @fabers185 Are you a bot ? Or just dumb kurwa from nato ?

  • @Trojan9514 Go home to Asia russia balalaika :)

    NATO is EUROPE !!!

  • @fabers185 Poland = Slaves of America, sad sad

  • @Trojan9514 YES!!! - USA is BROTHER and ALLIES EUROPE and POLAND FOREVER !!!

  • @Trojan9514 he is ignorant peace of shit. He always is in videos where is something about Russia. He is sick, his only interest is to insult russians. So he's loser.

  • @Emosekunde People like him must be killed, thats my opinion

  • @Trojan9514 people like him are there where they ment to be - sitting all day by computer, trolling without real life and happiness. It's magic circle - he's sitting, writing ignorant, negative comments and wondering why his life is so shitty. And he even don't realize that he attract all negative around him just because he is full of hate.

  • @Emosekunde @Trojan9514 Just ignore him, after that his head should blow up. i'm not seriously, but i think this will work.

  • @fabers185 You are ignorant peace of shit. You are loser, cause your only interest is to write dumb things in videos about Russia. Hope we will not meet, cause if you would say me things like these in real life, you will meet St.Peter.

  • @Emosekunde Go home to Asia russian svoloch asiatskaja !!!

  • @fabers185 lol, so ignorant comment. You're a bot or you are infant idiot.

  • I am Russian but I don't drink vodka and am afraid of bears... so Putin gave an order to KGB and they deported me to China and told me to never come back :(

  • Why do two guys live in one house? So tolerant movie ))

  • Молодцы спиртовка, не угар, но смешно :)

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  • I thought the story says they were typical Russians, not one with a tank in their garage and a missile under their house unless that is normal in Russia.

  • @maogongzi55 We have every home a rocket

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  • Ahahaha, I'm russian and all in this video is true,yesterday I drank vodka with my bear and with policeman,yea yea ))

  • I'm Russian, and in the evening, after work, I drink a bottle of vodka with my bear, switch off my nuclear reactor and go to bed.

  • Comrades.

  • I need to get more ammo to my tank ,I spend alot last week .

  • i kills bears everey day ke ke ke ke

  • Летс дринк, комрадс. Nazdorovie! (c)

  • Какая-та херня!

  • glamoorrrous vodka drrrunk bare..total passion...

    HAHAHA vry funny video :D

  • glamoorrrous vodka drrrunk bare..total passion...

    HAHAHA vry funny video :D

  • I am driving a T-55 tank for 5 years - it is very easy to pass examination and to get a tank driving license in any Russian road police department.

    In fact, this new T-90's are much more expensive in service than these old good T-55's, and it has a more fuel consumption...

    Otherwise, when I am driving to my office in my old T-55, I'm often having a problems with snow in a forests and with crossing the rivers. T-90 has much better road contact.

    Maybe I will sell T-55 and buy this new model too.

  • @anatoleech i have been driving a T-34-85 for 30 years and never even thought about getting a newer model. so i understand you and support wholeheartedly. old equals good!

  • Ух, какая клюква) Только балалайки и матрешки не хватает.

  • Роисся Вперде!!

  • Why didn't they mention valenki? Only wearing valenki you can properly drive tank!

  • блин, так хочется в это верить...

  • In Russia, that bear would've been made into a Ushanka.

  • Тру стори, про американцев такое не сочинить, ибо с них нет....даже не знаю как сказать, в нас есть изюминка чтоли.

  • @Jullioification ты просто плохо знаешь ангельский. дело в том, что у них есть и изюминка, и русские знающие ангельский... просто поищи

  • @pypvas ты больной чтоли ?

  • Lol Russians are bears, is this murder or what?

  • Why didn't the bear play balalaika?  All bears play balalaika!

  • Russia forever cheers comrades  cheers ура РОССИИ УРА

  • The bear has hostages!!!

    10 bottles....

  • bull shit

  • зис из тру. ол оф ю вью зис - тру!

  • Holy Goddamnit ! lol

  • ahahahahah.. Branchy cranberry

  • Glamorous vodka "Drunk bear" - TOTAL FASHION!!! Я плакал)))

  • This was one of the most hilarious videos about Russian stereotypes. The episode with the policeman killed me, it almost shot me DEADLY with its irony :D And quite frankly i only hope that all the non-russians who watched this video didn't allow their wrong perception of Russia to get stronger. So if they didn't get the joke, well... I can only say that they must attend some getting-sense-of-humour classes.

    Good job, comrads!

    Респект и уважуха, как грицца! хахаха)))

  • Dam bears they steal vodka and then go dancing on TV!

  • xopowo :)

  • Жалко Мишку! :((

  • this is not a joke they are really like that in russia

  • freaking bears everytime trys to steal my vodka!!!! I hate them!!!!

  • omg the bear stole my lemonade, BAD BEAR!!!!

    *Hits with bat*

    Bear:OW!!!!!......NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!

    your not the boss of me bear

    *hits with bat*

    Bear:OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ХАХАХХАХАХА!!!

  • i shoot bears every day...DEADLY!!!!

  • Lets drive and shoot him! He will pay for that! XD вообще убило!

  • Oh Bear stole our vodka, GET IN THE T-34

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL thats so cool xD

  • Many seeings of this video made in the West, which good. Let us hope that peoples in free world pays their attentions to problem and will not be of sarcasm here. Bears constantly abuse our freedom and brake common laws. They are of endangering our Democracy, our rights to drink and to ride safely. I'm a student and conly afford light armored scooter, what me should do? AMERICA, HELP PLEEZE!!!!

    Yours, Kazimir Borshtchinskovskinsky from Srednekolymsk.

  • I love how they play "Smoke on the Water" when they're getting into the tank... XD

  • Когда гаишник сказал "Let's drink, comrades" и показал на пузырь со стаканами, я чуть со смеху не помер =)

  • убило нах

  • i like to live in Russia, the only problem is that when i ride from the Moskow to Saint-Petersbourg, i drink so much with road policemans, so i can't drive my tank properly and crush many innocent bears((

  • @kwaig0n

    ahahaha poor innocent bears! ahaha))))

    шикарный коммент!)))

  • @kwaig0n LOL

  • @kwaig0n how you just live with yourself, murderer =(

  • Fucking bears! They do always steal our vodka! That's really is a national tragedy!

  • тооооотали ржака ваще)))

  • 100% win, great!

  • yeah.... fucking bears!

    Every day steal my vodka.

  • This is damn bear shit web, it is like Matreshka, never ended, do not spend your time, let's drink comrades, by the way, mine babushka Natasha have cooked some borsch for us, let's go, before Rasputin eat it !!! )))

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  • @L0nelyWarri0r

    So true, comrade!

  • i can't afford VAZ Patriot so i buyed an old T-34

  • In Soviet Russia, tank drives YOU while stealing BEAR'S vodka.

  • @HazMatMedia dude, Yakov Smirnov is not even A LITTLE BIT funny, it is just a pathetic joke that doesn't even make any sense

  • @happyless223

    Its lost alot of its genuine humour value over the years, mostly due to a loss of context. Most of its value now is as a mindless meme more than anything. 

  • @HazMatMedia

    nope, these jokes have always sucked

  • @happyless223

    Well, to each his own.

  • невероятная ржака xDDD

  • Была истерика, еле откачали.

  • У мну в гараже Т 80 стоит от медведей алкашей и гопников которые вотку воруют

  • St.-Petersburg more than Los Angeles

  • i`ma russian & i`m doing it just every day

  • 5:07 - Квентин Тарантино нах!

  • Блин, какой ржач!

  • Нормал!

  • Круто ))))

  • i have ak47 and always kill alcoholic bears when he steal my vodka. FOR MOTHER RUSSIA, COMRADES

  • hahahahaha!