Its bullshit, the right kid died. All nate could do was play the piano he lost to his brother in a machete. Dewy could do anything he could play the guitar better than anyone and sing and write songs, all nate could do was gloat about how good he was going to be and play piano and he had the worst judgment ever "Yeya Aint nothin horrible gonna happen today"
"Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad,"
vollume12236 3 weeks ago
Nate!?
beatlesman369 4 months ago
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i'd be the fucking president.... of the United States! I'd be on the MOON walking around looking for aliens to kill! HA!!
TheMurr22 10 months ago
i'd be the fucking president.... of the united states! I'd be on the MOON walking around looking for aliens to kill! HA!!
TheMurr22 10 months ago
Or perhaps hadn't gotten murdered, or whatever.
OmgshBrooke 11 months ago 2
when i played the piano, i was fucking OHSOME lmao
StonedPro 1 year ago
jonah hill is the best fucking actor
gtavicecityfan02 1 year ago 2
lol he looks kinda like jesus
musicalmajician 1 year ago
I got no sense of havin legs!
wantsomecake328 1 year ago
good movie
pokropce1 1 year ago
Its bullshit, the right kid died. All nate could do was play the piano he lost to his brother in a machete. Dewy could do anything he could play the guitar better than anyone and sing and write songs, all nate could do was gloat about how good he was going to be and play piano and he had the worst judgment ever "Yeya Aint nothin horrible gonna happen today"
me31669 1 year ago
and perhaps hadn't been murdered or whatever.....jonah delivered that line perfectly
Stevon125 1 year ago
His brother grew up to be one ugly fat geek haha.
blitzspeer 1 year ago
I'M DEAD! because "somebody" I'm not gonna point out names or anything, desided to murder me with a machetay!
EddieMachetti 1 year ago
jonah hill has a rlly bad southern accent. but he still awesome
McScottson 1 year ago
"Will you listen to yourself? You keep whining lke a little Bitch!"
LOL
dfbhcf 1 year ago
I got no sense of legs!
patio12345 1 year ago
Mah-skeh-tay
cdroma666 1 year ago
"Mah-skeh-tay"
TheCommentsGuys 1 year ago
I'd be the fuckin President of the United States.
ukhistorian 1 year ago
haha Eric Cartman :D
KariSiltavuo 2 years ago 2
i got no legs i can't even masturebate LMAO !!!!
paul18271 2 years ago 2
"i got no sense of legs!" love that
TRAVISBARKERSNUMBA1 2 years ago
This scene is just OW-SUM :D lol
crushoncrush 2 years ago
jonah hill was HIGHLARIOUSS
TheAerosmithLover 2 years ago
oh you have no sense of smell?
WELL I HAVE NO SENSE OF LEGS!
hippieboy931 2 years ago 2
classic
damonsecloro 2 years ago
"what you cant smell?! cant smell anything?" ahahaha
myself17 2 years ago 9
lololololol
damonsecloro 2 years ago
maybe if someone hadnt cut me in half with a machet-ay
CLAYDUDES1 2 years ago 3
Best part of the movie
popomczowzow 2 years ago 3
haaaaa jonah was perfect for that part
Cheetos143 2 years ago 7
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dfbhcf 3 years ago
"i would be on the moon looking for aliens to kill!" LMAO!!!!
KillTheFuckingPhone 3 years ago
I like the way Jonah says awesome.
kblixt 3 years ago
i just came to tell you... YOU NEED TO GED DIR SHID TOGEDER lol
alecfloyd427 3 years ago 2
"you ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? NOTHING!"
aljo925 3 years ago 21
this scene made the movie
Araknophobik 3 years ago 2
oh you got no sense of smell? cant smell anything? cant smell anything
ahhaha hilarious
wafflemelon 3 years ago 20
This scene was f*cking hilarious!
dyad44 3 years ago
i was F*ckin awesome
xlDLlx 3 years ago 5