Would You Rather? Jackie Chan or Jet Li

[xJFxParanoia]

The "B" Button!

[TheRyandark]

Dumb and unlucky because in this question luck exists

[MriBustos]

Intellect can be gained but luck is something that cant be obtained nor taken away:)

[MriBustos]

Sneezes are considered mini orgasms, imagine have a mini orgasm every second OF YOUR LIFE

[joshcowman]

hey man, you can't hit any power button on most devices... that would suck brah.

[Swarek91]

His "B" button is red.

[EpicNoobFTW]

5:21 "Jet Gi" sent a message. Haha.

[SoullessBloodmare]

u cant hit the b button



[SK8Rman126]

Well im Dumb and Lucky, and im enjoying it.

[BrianTheBoss16]

what website do u find these

[Dirtymick4ever]

Slap because it would wake you up in the morning

[Darkehfromwk]

@xKapownd I know what game you're talking about. :P

[xXJoe5353Xx]

Jackie Chan, Tv Show, Fall, Insulted, Smart And Unlucky , Shoes, Read Minds

[N0YoUuU]

Im pro at that light game.

I get hella tickets son.

[codzombieraaar]

you wouldnt be able to touch the B button

[Quandarii]

lol Murkah, my ex's name was Tiffany... you were spot on

love ya vids.....

love you too

[xXAxFall3nxTurtl3Xx]

You say you sit down all day , then you walk around all the time ?

[ThePredatorv2]

Tiffany creeps up on your doorstep and says "Your a Faggot!"

[iTheReaperxGames]

Awks, my PS3 controller is red and Canadian 50$ bills are red :$

[Smitho94]

Jackie Chan - Hitmonchan

Jet Li - Hitmonlee

[marth10004]

@Smitho94 wrong Bruce Lee - Hitmonlee

[Smitho94]

@marth10004 right you are my friend, right you are

[GiantShedinja]

@Smitho94 When i was young i made a pokemon Named Hitmonnorris :D

[thebawsssman]

the website wont let me pick a choice D:

[IamTehELiT3]

Can you tell me the website?

[damiandiesel1]

@IamTehELiT3 would you rather

[IaMmE364]

10:52 why the hell would you wanna kbow what someones thinking

[CamFyles]

10:00 to 11:00 I laugh till I cry

[CamFyles]

Hey Taylor, I love you too <3

[bipsterdigicom]

i love the would u rather series

[XzMrMonkeyzX]

Jet Gi messaged him haha

[volcompro180]

i love that game sooooooooooo much

[xQuickNikk]

Fucking lol @ 'Jet Gi' sending you a message during this video xD

[metalheadjakob]

maybe they can just take a slap you can get used to that russians do it

[theassassin329]

Chuck Norris shits all over Jackie Chan and Jet Li

[MrOmgitscheese]

@theassassin329 Chuck Norris jokes are getting old and annoying, stop saying that shit and use new memes, like "Arrow to the knee"

[theassassin329]

@MrOmgitscheese lol i think chuck norris is far less annoying than arrow to the knee

[MrHutchhh]

If someone was to insult you everyday, surely they would have to come up with relevant insults based on you fucking up on something or creating stress over some choice you've made. I'd rather a kinky slap.

[MyGabeybaby]

would you rather have the power to fly or have psychic powers?

[Visaals4]

I really enjoy listening to your coms while doing other stuff

[Mw6ownd]

Murka ur the best add me Youknohowitis

[EpicDemonTurtle]

does anyone have a link to this site?

[xGabicca]

@EpicDemonTurtle Are you seriously so incompetent that you can't Google it.

[otispowell2]

@EpicDemonTurtle yourather dot c o m

[yusufandyasser]

you could sell oil to the arabs with an ad like that

[dwadehindin]

i literally only played that light game when i went to chuck e cheese haha

[drunkestpumkin]

I get kicked in the ass every morning

[DeathByJizz]

ba bling ba bling

[YourJustJellyBrah]

I clicked the portal!

[BeanGamingLP]

Oh My God hahahhahaahha "Jet Gi" Sent you a message during a Jet Li Video (;

[ethandestroys]

@BeanGamingLP ikr LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[BeanGamingLP]

happy panda!

[94Fortune]

@hobbesJnr yup :) The protein hemoglobin, which carries oxygen in the blood, changes shape when it binds oxygen. When it changes shape, it absorbs different wavelengths of light, making it change color. When blood is exposed to air, much more of the hemoglobin absorbs oxygen than had in the vein the blood came from (in the veins, the hemoglobin has already given up most of its oxygen to the body). Therefore, the blood turns red.

[sabresruleman]

@94Fortune not sure if trolling or just stupid..

[94Fortune]

@djb27599 actually your blood is blue until it touches oxygen, then it turns red.. boom bitch :L

[HobbesJnr]

@94Fortune and do you know why that is?

[ArmyPig007]

@94Fortune @HobbesJnr PWND!!!

[ThePanakuukanap]

@djb27599 well, id just paint the b button a different color

[exZell]

@xKapownd When you get sexually aroused, blood flows to the sensitive parts of your genitals (tip of your penis/clitoris), coloring them red(ish).

Think I'll just have to develop callouses on the soles of my feet, if the choice were mine ^^

[SkipperFillets]

Please start sound balancing

[MaitreSpyNz]

i like been slaped in da face(only the right side)

[KopperNeoman]

6:50

Uh, maybe they're masochists?

[XBLmodderV2]

why the fuck do you have a parking cone in your room? LOL

[johnjohnjohn777]

As soon as you said favorite person from a movie I yelled Emma Watson.

[enriqueDFTL]

@TheHatterJack Smart. Thanks!

[TheEpicVirgin]

you could buy a mind reader

[TheEpicVirgin]

luck is fake except in math

[808SuperMonkey]

@djb27599 gud point but he culd get a custom controller like xjawz's controller

[RarityIsNeeded]

A slap in the face may be the cure to my sleepiness in the morning.

[Cleftopian]

llove it as always

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

You'd look like you're going to jizz/feel like it all the time.

[Marweezy91]

teleportal of knowledge

[enriqueDFTL]

Just curious: What is the strategy to placing the Bouncing Betty's as you have?

[TheHatterJack]

@enriqueDFTL rape train goes awry, back into corner, lay down, betty triggers, clearing a path for you to run like hell

[TheZhengmeister]

I think the offended part of the offensive question sticks and you can't grow used to it bro NO LOOPHOLES

[bucksncat1997]

Why do you have a parking cone?

[mdarren135]

2:50 looool

[JahDropper]

Ready..., FIGHT!

[hahaha192837465]

HAPPY PANDA

[theclevelandjunior2]

Reading is great, it makes me feel smarter. :)

[akroma121]

@stevyrocks11 he was using mule kick buddy

[PENGUlN124]

*tight

[PENGUlN124]

Your blood is always red. When u have your blood drawn by a hypodermic needle (which is air right) it is red. And one on the main purposes of of your blood is to carry oxygen through the body.

[SuicidalMice]

wwaaaaiiiit wait wait wait wait... why do you have a parking cone in your apartment?

[Redtiger955]

The question said deeply insulted every morning. So no matter how tough your ego is, you'll still be deeply insulted

[BioShokka]

wen u answer the question about feeling like ur falling everytime you walk, you say that u sit down most of the time. and then during the question of if u could never wear shoes you say u walk around alot nice

[ppjoker]

f you feel like you're going to fall all the time you can't sleep

[jakusthekingpakus1]

2:48 hahahahaha

[steveyrocks11]

4:48 . HOLY FUCK MAN !!!!!

[pancakebroski]

guys...... YOUR BLOOD IS FUCKING RED!! THAT OXYGEN TOUCHING IT IS JUST AN URBAN LEGEND!! HOLY FUCK!!

[iSODIEPOP]

@pancakebroski the entire point of blood in your system is to carry oxygen to the parts of your body that need it. when blood is pumping out of the heart to carry the oxygen to the part that needs it, it is red. when it's coming back into the heart after delivering its oxygen to the target, it's blue.

this is scientific fact; please shut the fuck up, your making quite an immense fool of yourself.

[TheDadThatLeftYou]

@iSODIEPOP Blood with out oxygen is a dark Maroon..... If you haven't disected a person you wouldn't know.

[BeatYaBaseline24]

Ur blood is never blue/ purple it it just a deep red stupid people

[cryofist]

@ djb27599 your blood is only red once the oxygen in the air hits it, while its in your body its more twords the color of blue and im sure you could get an xbox conroller specialy made by someone out there to have a different color B button

[SPAYDES7]

why do you put your bouncing betties their?

[randomflakes]

archer, always sunny, and workaholics, are all amazing shows haha

[MyPetFish2]

Beginning of the video:" well i sit down most of the time so i wouldnt fall alot anyway"

Later in the video:" well i walk around alot, and shoes are a pretty big part of my day"

do you sit down or do you walk taylor. make up your damn mind!....:))

[emk1996]

No touching red?!?!?

I couldn't eat straight from the Cheez-It box!!!

[MykleJackson]

would you rather be the worlds BEST racket ball player or, would you rather get $10

[stardude3396]

Goddamit, when are my questions coming?!!

[LaxD11]

Why would I be dumb and lucky? Two words: Forrest Gump

[Lolma0Hax0r]

if you were dumb and lucky then your guesses on tests would probably be right so yea. You can say you still get 90+ to all your friends.

[poope0011]

readings for chumps uh hoo hoo hoo! i loled so hard

[chezmic2]

@opticrednight blood plasma is clear but RED bloodcells are red

[OpticRedNight]

@djb27599 Sorry to bust your bubble but blood is clear until it is touched by oxygen, is a non gases liquid not solid

[Butterscott97]

@OpticRedNight the point of blood is to carry OXYGEN to parts of your body.

[xFitzyyy]

the b button is red

[djb27599]

If you can't touch red, then you couldn't press be on an Xbox controller and your blood is red sooooooo........ yeah....

[ThatOneRandomBro]

@djb27599 only if you get cut

[potter405]

@djb27599 its only red when its oxygenated, therefore only when outside your body.

[rambo6112]

@djb27599 blood is red once it comes out of your body lol sooooooo........yeah....

[Chidori457]

@djb27599 actually it's proven that blood is purple, that's why you're veins are purple. It's only red when the blood makes contact with oxygen. EX: An open wound

[MrTroll696]

@Chidori457 It's actually more blueish. Just saying.

[TheBathroomNightmare]

@djb27599 Your blood is blue until it leaves the body... Just saying. :)

[pancakebroski]

@TheBathroomNightmare THAT'S NOT TRUE GODDAMIT!!!! YOUR VEINS ARE BLUE!! YOUR BLOOD IS ALWAYS RED!!! HENCE RED BLOOD CELLS!!! I bet Newt Gingrich taught you that silly false fact *insert whitest laugh imaginable here*

[TheBathroomNightmare]

@pancakebroski Hmm.. We seem to be in quite the predicament! I'll go with what you said my friend. But really? Newt Gingrich?.... hahaha

[SuicidalMice]

@djb27599 Your blood is actually blue, it's red once oxygen has reacted with it...

[iKILLCODNOOBS]

@djb27599 its blue

[ThatSweatyNerd]

@iKILLCODNOOBS it's red, your veins are blue, and your blood is red.

[TheLingThing95]

@ThatSweatyNerd When blood is oxygenated in the lungs, it is red. This red, oxygenated blood is pumped by the heart through arteries to different parts of the body. You can't see these arteries, because they are deeper inside the body.

When blood gives up oxygen to the different parts of the body, it becomes blue. The veins take blood back to the heart and lungs. They are near the surface of the skin, so you can see them.

[iKILLCODNOOBS]

@ThatSweatyNerd its fucking blue kid

[FlamingChihuaha]

@djb27599 Actually, Your blood is blue if it contained within your body. It turns red as a result of direct contact with the outside air. Don't believe me? Look at the color of your veins. :D

[moneyguy210]

@FlamingChihuaha Blood is actually always red. The only reason of why your veins are blue is because they are low in oxygen.

[ThatSweatyNerd]

@FlamingChihuaha actually your blood is always red. Don't believe me? YOUR VEINS ARE BLUE.

[NOmistakesMADE]

@djb27599 Paint the B button a different color :)

[punjabipride11]

@djb27599 you could get a custom controller

[JRolenx]

@djb27599 your blood isnt red till it hits air or something

[JRolenx]

@djb27599 in the air

[walesisasum]

@djb27599 your blood is blue before it touches air (eg if you cut yourself)

[demons1123]

@djb27599 he already answered this in a comment xD he would paint it black, and, technically, blood is purple until it is affected by oxygen,

sooooooo......... yeah....

[TheDanlaw101]

5:26 Jet Gi is online

Just shaying

[killaforu100]

what website is he getting these questions from?

[MrCookieDoug]

lower the gamevolume in the next vids plz;p

[FTD0Productions]

your blood is red so you are always touching it so it makes no sence

[AerisRhys]

Dude luck plays such a big part in your life it's not a matter of believing in it or not

[mrcockwafflejunior]

If you were dumb and lucky what would happen if you won the lottery?

[Rythmbot]

Black people don't get red marks from being slapped, Taylor. We also have cheeks of steel.

[blackfox494]

Why on earth do u have a parking cone in ur room?!?!

[russiansauceboss]

@blackfox494 Why doesn't he, maybe he needs a spot to know where to park his car at in his room.

[illdoitin5mins]

Taylor, what site do you use for these questions?

[xAlEkZz94]

when you digress and go off topic you remind me of my english teacher -_-

[scathman321]

hey man awesome stuff! could you link the website of the would you rather? :)

[jbotxxx3]

@scathman321 Just google it

[sixfourfivethree]

Hi guys if you fancy maybe checking out some new content then take a look at my channel if you've got the time and I'd really appreciate it!

I do all sorts of gaming videos, with a new video coming out every 2 days!

It's mainly Minecraft and CoD but there are all sorts of Tips and Trick type videos going up with a whole load of new, original content in the works for the next week or so!

So anyway, thank you if you've read all of this for taking the time out and I hope to see you on my videos!

[SamMantup24]

@sixfourfivethree Gee! A guy who goes to popular channels and puts up a comment begging for subscribers, like I haven't seen that before!

[bendiko50]

53 fucking percent? I don't wanna live in this world anymore!

[ZAKTHEBEAVER]

If you feel like your going to fall all the time, that means you wont ever fall!

[illdoitin5mins]

@ZAKTHEBEAVER how does that work?! If you always feel like you are falling, it will not prevent you from falling, if you feel like crying, does that stop you from crying? No

[rocketmik65]

love how theres a full movie in thw suggestions

[Rudgey42]

Prefer to be lucky, just win the lottery

[MrCreeperTutorials]

Why do you have a parking cone, video about?

[Abblefied]

I would be dumb and lucky, because when you're dumb you wouldn't think that you are because that's just how you are...but if you were smart and unlucky..you'd think stuff too much and fail because you're unlucky and then you would feel miserable..But if you're dumb and lucky you'd feel awesome when ever you do something right

[haloXreachXmaniac]

fuckin love workaholics and always sunny. ;D

[IMakeYouSit]

Why would you have a parking cone?

[RyNsWoRLD]

Archer is THE BEST animated show in the world, anyone who argues is a moron.

[TheGodPigeon1]

Jet li was born the same day as me

[PaperWings1996]

i like game of thrones

[gokuta333]

JACKIE,

[CArtOfTheMAn]

I watched Workaholics! Its really good! Thanks Taylor!

[Theonemx22]

LMAO thaT GAME AT CHUCKE THE FIRST TIME I EVER WENT I WON A SHITLOAD OF TICKETS, WON THE 1000 LIKE 3 TIMES IN IT, IT WAS AN ADDICTION HAHA!

[lanson0]

i think the discretyely reading minds is more like where they dont know and u can do it at a distance

[jessexchrono]

My shoes are red, so that question is a double whammy :(

[mrnick555]

I want some murkadurka shoes.....

[richay1]

....You have a traffic cone? xD

[welowrider32]

JACKIE

[5687q]

Slapped with what?

[Bulldogclown87]

He even makes sneezing sound intelligent