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  • This movie, at age 10, was like a revelation in irreverence. It was so liberating. And pompous as Cleese is, it's better than any sex education I got. My teacher said to us, "one of the ten of you is going to die of AIDS."

  • I'm not a adult >:D

  • Cleese is the perfect professor. It's well noticeable they anger against the British educationl schol system.

  • I read a Harry Potter fanfiction with someone quoting pretty much all of this but then taught by Snape...now I know where that hilarious dialogue came from

  • did i do vaginal juices last week?? hahaha! GOLD

  • and hardeeeeenddd

    

  • i was playing my ocarina right when one of them turned up in the video o_o

  • Ohh, I remember my sex education at school. I would have a great big grin on my face as my teacher droned on about penises and vaginas (and what not) while this scene played continuously in my head XD Those were the days...

  • haar-DEN!

  • i was shown this in my highschool bio class today :D

  • Magenda!:D

  • i wonder how many takes it took for them not to laugh...

  • lets all get real, this is much more pertinent sex ed than anybody receives in school.

  • Patricia Quinn *____* She is HOT. Good on her for doing this!

  • the best part of it's hilariousness is how awfully unsexy it is lol

  • "And of course to cause the man's penis to erect, and haaaaahhhrrrrrr.... DEN!"

  • I learned more in this one part of this movie than i ever did in school.

  • Hahahaha, I never noticed the ocarina thing before XD God this is an amazing movie

  • 4 stars Short Video

  • 15 people don't go for the clitoris.

  • you don't have to just go stampeding towards the clitoris! lol

  • 4:11 EPIC MURPHY BED!!!!

  • My mom sent me this simply because I play the ocarina.

    I love my mom. XDD

  • lol love Pat in this. I wonder if Richard has seen this..............

  • I started laughing the hardest when John Cleese pulled down the bed. Never saw that coming.

  • An ocarina??!!! 

  • Ahhhhh... The video's over and I'm still sitting here cackling with laughter. LMAO Absolutely classic.

  • 3:23 - 4:08 this is good stuff. Listen carefully.

  • i fart in your hot box

  • what's wrong with a kiss, BOYS????

  • 5:16

    Nipple!

  • @Tarre10

    And ;) ?

  • I love Patricia Quinn! I just love her! She had some guts to do this!

  • this beats all those goofy sex ed videos they showed us in high school haha

  • DO stand up my wife enters the room CARTER! xD absolutely hilarious :D

  • what's wrong with a kiss boy?

  • All hilarious. And yey Pat Quinn <3

  • Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal...juices?

  • This movie was banned in Ireland. This scene is set in the 1950's England when even mentioning the word sex would see you as evil, unwholesome and disgusting. The whole thing is back to front, from the kids making noise when the teacher ENTERS the class, to putting clothes on the lower peg bit. The sex scene is the exact opposite to what one would expect during those times, which is the essence of why British comedy is so different.

  • It's not only funny, but highly imaginative. But then again, Monty Python has always been cutting edge satire and some of the most creative people on Earth. Add to this the fact that they had guts to appose convention and lampoon so much religious dogma that I always found them exercising free speech (and thereby protecting it and fighting for it).

  • How many Rocky Horror fans wished they could lay on top of a naked Magenta? Patricia Quinn in her prime!

  • @minnesotabuoy I'm sure Riff Raff got enough of that!

  • A classic of education

  • A kiss boy!! whts wrong with a kiss!!

  • im hot

  • What I love about this sketch is that John Cleese portrays a professional educator, (as opposed to a teacher), who is so authoritatian and intolerably boring that he actually manages to make fucking his wife completely uninteresting to a roomful of adolescent boys. Unfurortunately, as a student, I had many of these evil bastards for a variety of subjects, Wish that I'd had Excalibur to exrterminate all of them.

  • @1tabt - lol, sadly these types seem to be attracted to the educational system. the great teachers never get there... or rarely anyway.

  • ERECT AND HAAAAARDEN..HUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPP!

  • You don't have to go leaping for the clitoris like a bull at the gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

  • @surfingsuicune ha hah aha bull at a gate..British have good provebs..

    and `Why not start with a nice kiss boy``h ha haha

    and `lower peg`funny

  • i love when john cleese says "I warning you!"

    "so.. jusst... lisssten..." XDXDXDX lol

  • dam i got hard when the woman walked in for some reason

  • Now that's a blackboard I woudl love to have! :D

  • Now THAT is a murphy bed!

  • That's the best blackboard ever. Period. =D

  • Its so funny, they look so bored!! Its a perect movie I love love love it! "kneading the buttocks!! etc before we STAPEDE to the clitoris!!" classic hahaahahahahahaha

    "its an ocarina sir!" hahahahaha

    mental!!!

    chestyx

  • Who the hell flagged this?

  • nice sex ed video choice mr bloor ;)

  • Laughed like hell!

  • Hard...en.

    I laughed. Hard...en.

  • LOL

  • "sex, sex, sex, sex... have we gotten as far as the penis entering the vagina?"

  • "What's wrong with kiss, boy?" ahahahahahah!

    I love this sketch... I love the whole movie, it's perfect!

  • @climacofobia can you believe this film is so underrated? many people say it is the worst python film, but i say it is as great as the others. i can't imagine this world without the meaning of life. and it is a perfect film for going out of the business.

  • Did I go over... Vaginal... juices?

  • his wife with the red hair, Patricia Quinn, plays Magenta the maid on the Rocky Horror Picture Show. thats one of the best movies ever and shes one of the greatest actors

  • You mean actress I hope

  • lol yes. actress/actor w.e. but i love her shes great

  • "...and so we have all these other options before us before we STAMPEEDE towards the clitoris, Watson!"

    "Yes sir. Sorry sir."

  • and harrrr... den

  • Brilliant ... simply Brilliant ... brings me back to 1983. I was once a young man ready to face the world .... No idea that the nineties would come along and ruin everything.

  • "What's wrong with a kiss boy?!"... Cracks me up everytime!

  • and so we have many possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris watson.

  • hahaha ooh putting them on alower peg sir?

    love this scene to bits ahahaha

  • that would be the most awkward class ever

  • By awkward I hope you mean the BEST class ever.

  • Wow, so thats what the hole in the desks are for. we had desks like that at my school as a kid, we droped our pen and pencils down them.

  • haha i love how they are so calm

    'now everynoe pay attention becuz i dont want to go thro this again'

    haha

  • omg Patricia Quinn getting naked!!! oh well i still love her to pieces

  • "Putting them on a lower peg, sir?"

    "What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!"

    "Wymer! This is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up? I've no intention of going through this all again!"

  • This was my very first sex film i ever watched...I was 7 when I watched. LOL

  • This is exactly how I remember boarding school but without the explicit sex education.

  • I know they're professionals and all and it's a comedy and all, but there's no way 6that when (between 5:17 and 5:23) Cleese roughly manhandles that red-headed bit of stuff down onto the bed, that.......well..........you know......oh God!!!!

  • noooo snickering!

  • this is all very well, but, as Ovid once wrote "all this is just a prelude to, the sight of one fit,

    haughty red-haired bird, spread-eagled with her kit off on a bed, allowing john cleese to give her one"

  • I love how these pubescent boys don't give a slightest damn about sex ed.

  • haha this shits funny

  • the way the Cleese character replys to the pupil's civil request for information with a brutal tirade of apparently pointless rules, senseless regulations and petty procedures, characteristic of the English public school system in general, makes we the viewers itch to should back at the screen "I didn't expect the fucking Spanish Inquisition!!".

  • i love pat quinn's facial expressions Lol

  • wasn't it taking your clothes off sir? yes well after that! putting them on the lower peg sir BAM!! haha

  • that is an awesome bed!!!

  • "the purpose of foreplay is?"

    -"i dont know, sir"

    -"was it taking your clothes off, sir?"

    "after that!"

    -"putting it on the lower peg, sir?"

    lmao

  • how did they film this sceane? those boys Look 15-16 (except the cast monty pyhton cast)

  • I don't know how other people would have reacted, but I do know that when I was 16 years old, I wouldn't mind if a woman took her clothes off in the classroom ;-)

  • 0:38 - 1:29 fucking Hilarious my favorite part

  • if your not getting your haircut simply collect your brother's note then move your clothes down to the lower peg...

    friggin classic

  • 0:38 XD

  • funniest part of the movie

  • 0.38 XD

  • eRECT and har...DEN!!!!

  • this may be the most awkward video in the world to watch with you stepmom

  • most kidz will kno about sex LONG b4 there teenage yrs, so y not get them ready 4 it???

    i saw my first porno wen i was 4, ( hey, accidents happen)

  • LOL that sure is one odd accident X"D Just... how the heck does a 4 year old get his/her hands on a porno?? o.o

  • lol, well, i just kinda fell upon it.

  • dad forgots a mag in the bathroom or its left up on the comp by accident or its a video in the vcr you accidently hit play on stuff happens :P

  • damnit who flagged..

  • i'm only 11 and i ca see this so it's not really adults only i mean i learnt it in school

  • lol that's British sex for you...

  • hay hay hay. ;D 7

  • We watched this in R.S. It's so funny, we were all cracking up. :) But yes, it's actually much more informative then the sex education we got a few years ago.

  • "confirmation of birth" before you get here is silly....kids wouldn't have a clue what this is about anyway! COME ON YOUTUBE! STOP TREATING US LIKE BABIES!

  • i'm a kid and i get it

  • Ok,what I meant was,most kids wouldn't care....but when you're about 11 or 12, then you start to take an interest in these things!

  • nobody asked you.

  • And that's why we won't ask you.

  • God,b00n707, you're a fuckin bore......

  • I just saw this clip today in movie creation class, everybody was laughing their asses off!

  • It´s one of my absolute FAVORITE scene...! Every time I watch it I almost cry of laughter...!*LOOOOOL* Monty Python ROCKS!!! And i just LOVE John Cleese...! XD

  • What's sad is that this sex education is more informative than American Sex education.

  • @CrosbyNu ha haha youhave not understood the american system..the teachers can do only little, the children must research and do practicles..American system is mostly handon..

  • @CrosbyNu ummmmmmmm i dunno about you man but nj has great sex ed i learned a lot and abstinence wasn't one of them. id have to say maybe this is what they should be showing below the dixie line hahahaha

  • @bfoot869007

    In my HS in Connecticut they only taught abstinence. Then again CT is known as the South Carolina of the North.

  • roflmao!!!!!! that was helerios

  • stampeding towards the clitoris LOL

  • imagine if we had that kind of lesson. Its a shame modern society would not let kids be cats in a film like this. Monty Python are brilliant, thanks for posting this vid

  • OMG! THAT'S PATRICIA QUINN?? lol

  • Who's the woman in this video?

  • Presumably its Carol Cleveland, 'Python Girl'

  • The woman is Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in Rocky Horror Picture Show :)

  • good to know, thanks! :)

  • Oh, thanks :)

  • that was a good device on teachers bed

  • Piss take of public schools? Not sure about that, there seems to be more fun poked at the Private School System, which I might add I am quite fond of.

    Also Note My NAME ...

  • In England private schools are called public schools

  • hitchhiker101010 in england private school are called private school because i went to one

  • Yes, but "public school" means "private school" as well in the traditional quirky English terminology. A public school in American terms would in the UK most likely be referred to as a state school or a comprehensive.

  • I love how nobody is paying attention to the two teachers having sex in front of them.

  • Excellent comedy with a sly piss take of public schools.

  • "(...) Harrrr...den"

    Ahahahahahhahahaha! Uhuhuhuhu! Ihihihhi! Ehehehehe! (and keep going more silly laugh)

  • THE PENIS TO HARDDD EN

  • who flagged this? probably some religious type, hope they saw the catholic song at the start of this film

  • Too funny!!!

  • 'You don't have to go leaping at the clitoris like a bull at the gate."

  • and har...den

  • Now sex...sex sex sex

  • one of my favorite parts of this movie... lol

  • "Now did I or did I not, do, vaginal, juices?"

    My favorite line, mostly for the way John says it XD

  • Yeah, the sound he pronounces the last word with :D

  • lol

  • haaaaaaaaaaarden

  • yeah, those classes are SOOOO boring..

  • this movie is so funny! i love it

  • lol..... SEX...SEX,SEX,SEX... where were we lol soo funny

  • The skit after this one is funny too. When you see the boys rugby team.

  • My favorite skit in this AMAZING movie!! Monty Python is CLASSIC... My future kids are gonna have to watch this when they're old enough, it's THAT good!

    'So we have all these possibilities before we stampede toward the clitoris, Watson!'

    Just that line made crack up like hell...

  • haha so funny makes me laugh so much lol

  • To cause the man's penis to erect and Har-DEN. HAHA.

    What's wrong with a kiss, boy?

    You don't have to leaping straight towards the clitoris!

    Love this stuff.

  • ok i just have to say that the bed coming down from the wall was FUCKING EPIC and why didnt we have demonstrations like that when we were learning about this?!?!?!? (remembers very gay sex ed teacher) oh yeah......

  • 3:50 WTF!!!!

  • "putting her on a lower peg sir" lol makes me laugh all the time awesome!!!

  • "and haaar...DEN." gets me every. single. time. monty python humour at its most outrageous, i love it.