3 guys are in a cafe one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world! another says: ive got the smallest head of the world! last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world! the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world! second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world! last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!
Wie ich die Warner music group hasse (WMG), die sperren alles, auch wenn nur eine Sekunde lang irgendwas drinn ist, was sich auch nur im geringsten so anhört wie eines deren Lieder.
My god, Fucking WMG I swear to god one of these days someone on youtube will be so fucking pissed at it they will hack into the Youtube stuff and dissable WMG authorities. I would, but, I don't know how to hack, and it would get me banned so... forget i said anything >.>
1st of March is Justin Bieber's birthday. This little gay has been infecting the whole world. Because of him, the world of techno is extincting
So on his birthday, we all will go to his "Baby" official video and push the 'dislike' button so that the 'dislike' bar becomes 10 times bigger than the 'like' bar
If you are a techno fan, join with me and thumbs up me, copy-paste this message to all techno videos. We have 3 months to unite and fight against this
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just make the vid again
reupload. can't hear anything. i'm guessing you made this via Kodak ArcSoft Software. this has happened to me multiple times. that's why i don't have any video's on my channel.
WOW this is sick!!! but u gotta check out this unknown dj hes SICK!!! just search "sickest techno song ever" and its the first one by sickenedsoul123, TECHNO FOREVER!
Are you a fucking retard? I already know the answer. So you think game developers, movie makers and song artists should work for FREE? Fucking retard. I hate cheap pirates, fuckin bums.
firerobot1 - These loser threats don't serve for nothing, kid, if you want to leave youtube keep it on your mind and don't come and spread it all arround retard :@!
OMFFGGG THE FIRTS SONG <33333333333333333333
TheChangeFo 4 months ago 4
EXCELLENT Techno. thanks so much.
SenileTomato 4 months ago
DRUNKENMUNKY FTW!!!!!!!!!! t(-/-)t
MafiaGunman 5 months ago
Bitch suck my 12 inch
awesome song!
Bohagan81 5 months ago 2
cosè stammerdaaaaaa
Revilossiew 5 months ago
uhm ROFL
LOL YUM PIE I LIKE CAKE MUHAHHAHAH I LIKE HAM MUHAHAHHAHAH O.O wtf?
bobymo101 6 months ago
Those words man........they're like....jumpy and shit.
DennisT7818 6 months ago
NONE of these songs - NONE - is techno. Not one. None. Please, don't call this techno. Also, the NFSU2 soundtrack? Hahaha
TDTSProductions 6 months ago
@TDTSProductions what is considered techno? I really want to listen to some techno songs
MsSaphiraSky 6 months ago
@MsSaphiraSky You can start here, Adam Beyer is just about as techno as it gets:
/watch?v=N4qkjLoK1QU&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AVGxdCwVVULXdCjpioA6PgOxWpbTQ8qReb
TDTSProductions 6 months ago
Where's my Daft Punk?
gtyhujikolp132 7 months ago
WHATS GREAT IS EVERY TIME YOU LISTEN TO TOP TEN TECHNO VIDS YOU CAN HAVE IDEAS OF NEW SONGS TO LISTEN TO! =D
winxclubstarz99 7 months ago
i can walk on water i can fly... ive had the now youre gone album by basshunter for 4 years... and i just got bass generation(:
300wowplayer1 7 months ago
Amazazing taste in music !!! I LOVE ALL THE SONGS U DO !!
Roxie505 7 months ago
is it me or does "12 inch" sound like the oepning to a Lady gaga song
acau77 7 months ago
is still alive here?
acau77 7 months ago
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA :X
ViewZeroPlus 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Nice music, check out my Techno, It won't dissapoint ya.
DebrasiveTech 7 months ago
lallalalalalalalalala
Shur1k3n5h0ts 7 months ago
nfs 2 theme... oh boy what a dream :D
EnteDesTodes 7 months ago
its probably blocked in europe
ttabbachino 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
3 guys are in a cafe one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world! another says: ive got the smallest head of the world! last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world! the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world! second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world! last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!
Narciso3322 8 months ago
simply perfect !!! awesome...
Pachiniho 8 months ago
drunken munkey is my favorite.
trinaclark74 8 months ago 2
i will steal this video :D (huck)
zdgnashvi1 8 months ago
@zdgnashvi1 Thats a no no
SonicDude432 7 months ago
wooooooooooooooWWWWwwwwww :D:D:D:D
zdgnashvi1 8 months ago
^^ also ich hörs :D
mowljo 8 months ago
omg need for speed?? are you wired?
MrbechDK 8 months ago
@MrbechDK Weird*... or do you really mean wired and are insane?
LoganStickly22 8 months ago
erm... dont know what everybody's on about WMG for... i can hear everything perfectly...
steamingf1r3 8 months ago
fuck you WMG!!!
TheDykstraservice 9 months ago
Niiki - Stability Spot Cool Fastevil (4 Bootleg)
youtube.../watch?v=uInUTEok5NQ
Tnxxx
TheNiikisound 9 months ago
I HATE WMG GAWD
Laryzz1 9 months ago
where the fuck is the soul daft punk should be up there
bamTubeDude 9 months ago
ahahhah stupid video
kierci 9 months ago
bet you havent heard this beat...
/watch?v=t48_ReHi0Ds
buhdyguy 10 months ago
@Vslfx30 because WMG remove so be it.
Kickflipperful 10 months ago
srry bro me and my cousin share an account and he can be an iddiot
combatdemon241 10 months ago
this video sucks it gives you the words but not the music.
combatdemon241 10 months ago
@combatdemon241 are you stupid? hahaha sound got cut because of copyright!
FrankyLeB 10 months ago
Wie ich die Warner music group hasse (WMG), die sperren alles, auch wenn nur eine Sekunde lang irgendwas drinn ist, was sich auch nur im geringsten so anhört wie eines deren Lieder.
JumpFlasherXJ 10 months ago
My god, Fucking WMG I swear to god one of these days someone on youtube will be so fucking pissed at it they will hack into the Youtube stuff and dissable WMG authorities. I would, but, I don't know how to hack, and it would get me banned so... forget i said anything >.>
FatetheHedgehog 11 months ago
/watch?v=2dKxXHGFyvA
/watch?v=9s5USyZg0go
/watch?v=bTx-77StRF8
Kurchhina 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
bet u havent heard this beat...
/watch?v=ERkI0HmCpQ0
buhdyguy 11 months ago
i think you don't like the music, you just want to read the titles of the songs......
cyberfreak02 1 year ago
@cyberfreak02 youtube took the audio out because of copyright dumbass
TheMexChipmunk 11 months ago
bet u havent heard this beat...
/watch?v=XeGX1KeOU6Q
buhdyguy 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1st of March is Justin Bieber's birthday. This little gay has been infecting the whole world. Because of him, the world of techno is extincting
So on his birthday, we all will go to his "Baby" official video and push the 'dislike' button so that the 'dislike' bar becomes 10 times bigger than the 'like' bar
If you are a techno fan, join with me and thumbs up me, copy-paste this message to all techno videos. We have 3 months to unite and fight against this
mrhpigg 1 year ago
FAIL!!!!!!!! WTF?!?! DNT U C THE COMMENTS>?! NO ONE CAN FUCKING HEAR IT SO DELTED THE VID OR FIX THE PROBLEM BUDDY!
thehottieintown 1 year ago
fail
Herthagala 1 year ago
Comment removed
S0m3B4Dy 1 year ago
@MonkySPIRITHCLAN you should check again now fuking WMG took the sound out
THESIMPLEGAMEPLAYER 1 year ago
Damn.. sorry for your vid man.. I had the same problem dude.
Death93Penalty 1 year ago
YAAAAA TRICKK YAAA WMG!
herrerakim80 1 year ago
how about a reupload
EpicWinNoob 1 year ago
sorry about your music :/
LORCANLOVER 1 year ago
X members of the wmg company - i need X bullets!@monkyspirit
KeinSkin 1 year ago
WMG is bullshit,we cant even keep videos with songs that we paid for....
thumbs up if u agree.
moocw7889 1 year ago 3
wmg shit !
TheGiulianotto 1 year ago
fuck you wmg,i still liked this video
LightWeaponsGuy 1 year ago
FAIL :)))))
D3monWolfPack 1 year ago
the best vid on youtube, you can hear the quality
96chrissyboy 1 year ago
safv
morruknelke 1 year ago
whats wmg
fmxbeast102 1 year ago
wtf its very gooood
dimo123507 1 year ago 2
REUPLOAD THE VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! it will lose the views but keep on the music
bantheidiotsplz 1 year ago
Fuck those wmg bastards
civilchaos9 1 year ago 8
haha FAIL xD
rafikal1732 1 year ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just make the vid again
zXACiDXzREBORN 1 year ago 3
Seriously WMG! Gotta be a fuucken biitch.
RammingAries 1 year ago 3
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
RapingStreak 1 year ago
ur a dodgy wane man
RyAnMaRtIN2010 1 year ago
Fucken dumb fuck whu made dis vid
NateMW2playa 1 year ago
Best parts from 0:00 until 7:20
pumapunkfreak 1 year ago 2
wmg szopás.
lizakgaborka 1 year ago
wtf man you w8ing my time bro
4415jordan 1 year ago
lolXD
july69able 1 year ago
well this sucks, its because he didnt say he didnt own the rights i guess. You cant just say they arent yours, legally it is too disputable.
Chessjock 1 year ago
DELETE THE VID THEN REMAKE IT
TheAquaman35 1 year ago
btw, this is not techno
smurfnone 1 year ago
wut is the world coming to when some humans rank so high on the complete dumbass scale
geauxst9 1 year ago
SCREW YOU WMG
MamaLuigi5551 1 year ago
Dang, no sound. Come check out my music!!
011466spg 1 year ago
no wonder
fuck!
bigaarfan 1 year ago
Idiot... Where's the sound??
MrPNIL 1 year ago
@MrPNIL
look at the notice. WMG disabled the audio.
whichDude 1 year ago
i am looking for a song i think it is called Liquid Tango by liquid eyes??? someone plz help me find it thnx
puddles1979 1 year ago
haha suuuuupergeil,ich hör garnichts ^^
HINWEIS Dieses Video enthält einen Audio-Track, der nicht von WMG autorisiert wurde. Der Track wurde deaktiviert.
nikchri1 1 year ago
fuck copyright
andemad6 1 year ago
kudos Fuck'n A , About time I found someone with good taste in techno and not that second rate mainstream bullshit
Stellectis2014 2 years ago
AnarCHY NoW!!!!
Elfboob 2 years ago
lol youtube is so smart
ocnard 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ¬¬ stupid laws
blackasoma 2 years ago
ughh, silly democrat laws.
numberoneandahalf 2 years ago
reupload. can't hear anything. i'm guessing you made this via Kodak ArcSoft Software. this has happened to me multiple times. that's why i don't have any video's on my channel.
UKbritishmania 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hi, Please check out my first Top 5 Techno Songs video. Feel free to rank it and put a comment there aswell.
Thanks
DeSED0 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WOW this is sick!!! but u gotta check out this unknown dj hes SICK!!! just search "sickest techno song ever" and its the first one by sickenedsoul123, TECHNO FOREVER!
technoisamazing89 2 years ago
wow reupload pl0xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lqh1 2 years ago
wtf
curtis420carson 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
youtube sucks cock
adolfhitmaker 2 years ago 2
Fail.
IFishyI 2 years ago
If I pay for Internet 17 Euros per month I have right to listen music and download movies,games ........
TheMarekk18 2 years ago 17
Are you a fucking retard? I already know the answer. So you think game developers, movie makers and song artists should work for FREE? Fucking retard. I hate cheap pirates, fuckin bums.
pierreo33 2 years ago
amen dude
where you from
MrDdog117 2 years ago
@TheMarekk18 umm no
TheMasteratLink 8 months ago
@TheMarekk18 no. hahaha you have the right to stfu.
marc1830 7 months ago
God I hate democrat laws. No freedoms at all.
numberoneandahalf 2 years ago
Verry gooood xDDDDDDDDDd
TeckToniKiller24 2 years ago
faaail foo'
xbbyhuynh 2 years ago
faillllllll
danemuzic 2 years ago
Faillllllllllllllllll
hallie1231 2 years ago
Fail xD
zrogina6 2 years ago
WMG you are a disgrase to mankind!!!
Music Will Live Forever!!!
oli08090809 2 years ago
WMG.. those Shitkicking stinky horsemanure smelling motherfuckers!
agetube83 2 years ago 3
FUCK WMG
taxid3rmist 2 years ago 2
FUCK WMG, YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!
DimeDarrelll 2 years ago 4
No fucking music,what the hell dude?
SweetSugar1301 2 years ago 2
wtf
MinnieBella13 2 years ago
epic fail - the fuckin copyright of WMG - FUCK IT! I need my personal techno space not the dumb notice... MUSIC THAT I CAN NOT HEAR. HA!
Dince19961996 2 years ago 3
Thats Epic Fail for 100% xD
Daro12345678901 2 years ago 3
WMG *sigh*
CaptainPwnage102 2 years ago 3
WMG kiss my ass! estupid WMG
125035649721 2 years ago 6
nice music but i can i hear it
arxaggelos93 2 years ago 9
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!! lol nice video btw xD
yourself1994 2 years ago 4
get shit on make a music video and get the sound banned LOL
steveo9001 2 years ago 6
OMG? DON'T YOU SEE WMG TOOK THE SOUND OFF? WHERE ARE YOUR EYES? unfucking believable
bartholameu 2 years ago 77
epic failed
PS3ower 2 years ago 4
pwned
Zinaco 2 years ago 4
fail
Griffobot 2 years ago 2
wmg can suck my dick i hate them if they keep this up i am going to log out of youtube forever
firerobot1 2 years ago 116
firerobot1 - These loser threats don't serve for nothing, kid, if you want to leave youtube keep it on your mind and don't come and spread it all arround retard :@!
bartholameu 2 years ago 3
vai se fude merda tem q tira o audio
21761000 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fuck you youtube
ctownwestg 2 years ago 3
Why we are still here, on this crap, named YouTube ? And these guys (or gays) at WMG - suck my dick you silly piece of shits.
wtfistheusername 2 years ago
this shit :D music???
peti9302 2 years ago
FUCKERS FTW YOUTUBE!!!
DjGameix 2 years ago 3
I♥TECHNO!
mRsZLrD61 2 years ago 2
fuckwmg
i loved youtube before they implemented that crap :(
MRFREEZE001 2 years ago 5
WHAT THE FAUX YOUTUBE !!!D:
LilMuumuu 2 years ago
ugh fuck wmg
badmezu 2 years ago
...................................
jeanculelemieux 2 years ago
These=good songs
Imzaotherr 2 years ago
just take the video off theres no point if we cant listen
monkeyxxoverlord 2 years ago
YOU MORON NOT MORAN UGHH
booty2diie4 2 years ago 3
Are you kidding me? DUMBB ASSS
booty2diie4 2 years ago 2
WMG! fuck!
nicehax 2 years ago 6
WMG jealous bitches
locoman766 2 years ago 7
OMG FUCKING WMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eagleboy1990 2 years ago 7
lawl!!
nmbb43 2 years ago 5
Fail.
Canes2094 2 years ago 12
it is a shame the audio has been disabled for sure! but i must add!
The music listed in this video is not techno
it is Dance Music!
MusicIgnoranceMan 2 years ago 2
techno is dance music dumb shit
Angelwing67 2 years ago 3
WMG, this video would introduce me to music that could potentially make you money, but no go ahead and prevent that from happening
itzsix 2 years ago 6
F*CK YOU WMG!!!
Ccsteph22 2 years ago 6
pwned by copyright f you copyright -_-
ultimatepewmaster 2 years ago 6
oh the irony
hvymtlrocks 2 years ago 2
LOL
itzsix 2 years ago
Comment removed
VideoGamer945 2 years ago
WMG Have to do this to TECHNO TOO? WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Vivaclank 2 years ago 7
p0!ntless man delete this.
bassist352 2 years ago 4
This video contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG. The audio has been disabled.
CSrefleX 2 years ago
Comment removed
therappersof67 2 years ago
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO , Great song´s , amazing.
congretolions..;D
fabio795 2 years ago
wtf WWG >:( u guys suk
funnyweird2 2 years ago 4
FUCK gayass youtube :p pieces of shit
KoeiVidz 2 years ago 2
Comment removed
ostmaskinen 2 years ago
how convienient.
no sound
DeathcoreMassacare 2 years ago
wow youtube is gay. frigging block the audio. very sad. fuuck you WMG _l_
Classfied1 2 years ago 8
few months ago youtube was super and everyone liked it but now i don't think so...
PR073K70R 2 years ago
OWNED!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA OWNED!!
TheLoveslug 2 years ago
[ Insert Irony Here ]
Out of all the videos with music overlayed, why did it have to be one that was ONLY MUSIC!?
pamelahoward2009 2 years ago 2
wmg assoles!
thechadster1311 2 years ago
Sound quality really perfect!! :D
gyb111 2 years ago 3