Top 10 Ways To Make Marcy More Attractive

[leakygutter]

sweet

[dnsmithnc]

Genius, absolutely genius.

This show was canceled not due to ratings but, due to the president of Sony not wanting such a low brow program in the networks line up from what I understand. It would have been nice to have had a couple more seasons of this genuine classic.

[Mysterwright]

@dnsmithnc Not to mention they panicked at the market then when Ellen and Roseanne each began to endorse lesbianism.

[Eeleibbor]

Marcy disliked this 10 times

[kzfive]

The show had such great writers.

[loadquicker]

I thought he said *beep* job, implying blowjob.

[TheSteve285]

@branot89 its joke on the word nosejob (cosmetic nose surgery) suggesting that she has a beak for a nose.

[branot89]

what is "Beakjob"?

[NormanBatesRocks911]

@branot89 hes referring to marcy being a chicken lol

[samuelfconferiii]

Traditional Islamic guard covering all but the eyes.

[cs512tr]

hahaha ski mask and the sow holes in ski mask was great!

[ronaldinhoakka3000]

I Liked The Numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10

[slapshot254]

Hey do I make fun of you!

[littlebit19801]

OMG I SO WANT TO LEARN TO INSULT PEOPLE LIKE MARCY!

[littlebit19801]

I want to learn to insult like Marcy!

[RomaniaTricolor]

What was the #10? Covering what?

[skullandcrossbonez]

what was #5?? i couldn't catch that

[DowntownLAKid]

@skullandcrossbonez

lol Beak Job

cause shes a fucking chicken lol

[skullandcrossbonez]

@DowntownLAKid Hahahahaha love it!!!

[andell1]

#8: Ski mask!

#7: Sew up holes in ski mask!

#4: Put paper bag over ski mask.

What's Al trying to say? ROFLMFAO!!!!

[YhwhKhai]

@andell1 lol her face shouldn't be made public, hahaha

[GTH4250]

Al and Marcy are very alike. I agree they should have had an episode where they had an affair.

[sikokiller12]

man this is the greatest comedy show in existence, comedy was so fucking brutal back then, i love mock humour, now everyone likes to complain about it and consider it offensive.

[andell1]

@sikokiller12

They did back when this was being made as well.

Watch the E! True Hollywood Story on Married with Children...and the woman who had Fox pull one of the episodes...now called the "lost episode." Fortunately it's on one of the DVD!

[sikokiller12]

@andell1

ahh is that why its called the Lost Episode, i have it on one of my married with children dvd's.

[YhwhKhai]

hahahaha I can't believe Marcy sat thru all 10 insults, lol. How can 9 people not love this?

[nexcp3]

Get president to make every day Halloween!!!

[10473wec]

I know a few people who should take that advice.

[TheWazzupPeople]

They should of somehow made Al and Marcie like have an affair or Kelly and Jefferson xD lol.... that episode would have been FUN-NY!!!!

[TheWazzupPeople]

The list is a gold mine xD HAHAHA

[kellytaylorjenegarth]

Al Bundy = greatest person ever

[brownblair98]

C'mon,Marcy,you HAD to have seen THIS one coming....

[ilovesoulrecords]

@PissedPlayinPimp LOL This is one of my favorite MWC scenes. The writers shouldve won an emmy and ED O'NEILL, KATEY SEGAL AND AMANDA BEARSE shouldve won emmys

[phoenixzeu]

that last line is priceless

[funk192]

9 BWAAAK chickens disliked this

[YhwhKhai]

The "9" who disliked this probably also need these 10 beauty tips lol

[YhwhKhai]

This is freakin' hilarious. I can't stop watching it.

[recoroldan]

al bundy rocks

[ThunderwingMatrix]

LOL! A true classic! BTW, I remember having a BIG crush on Amanda Bearse growing up. Was disappointed when I found out she's a lesbian, but also enjoyed her on the "Big Gay Sketch Show."

[martinlisitsata]

my favorite show

[TheChrisBarrows]

Marcy got owned.

[MrRuckaRuckaFan]

Number 0: Bury her in mud,

[sutcum58]

HEY!!! DO I MAKE FUN OF YOU??? WUHAHAHAHAHHAA 

[Benzjemie]

If there has to be one man, that thinks like every man on earth..

It would be Al Bundy

[lisandr]

paperbag on ski-mask made me fall of my chair

[asdfasqwert]

Al Bundy is my hero!!!!!!!!!! :D

[AngstFisch]

He has  Letterman beat.

[aboyborninjune]

Number 3 is a really good one:

"Shave head. Tatoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head. Learn to walk backwards!"

[cheeriosinabowl]

I always found Marcy (Amanda Bearse) very sexy, very attractive. Perky smile, nice hair and all that.

It was disappointing however, to find out she was a lesbian.

[MrRuckaRuckaFan]

@cheeriosinabowl GROSS

[screek02]

which episode is it?

[Derminkator]

@screek02 The one where Kelly and Jefferson do the coffee commercials.

[AirknightTails]

@screek02 Kiss of the Coffee Woman

[Seanatonin]

9 people bleong to Marcy's Church of Chicken, while 959 people are No Ma'am members who worship at the Church of Al Bundy

[jonosbor]

Well at least I think he said basically Marcy had pretty eyes

[SMBKING2008]

those last seven words was one of the greatest lines I've ever heard on that show.

[Boudiga]

Als the man!

[shinhawk]

The MWC producers found plenty of ways to make Marcy sexy. She went much farther than Peggy ever did.

[Nacek112]

No. 3 FTW

[Energyone]

Amanda Bearse IS hot though. Sometimes she was hotter than Christina, IMO.

[mosko3]

lucky 161000...

[mythbusting107]

lolling

[tzooor]

beak job xD

[KnightWolf901]

i like number 3 shave head tattoo Cindy Crawford face on back of head..... learn to walk backwards XD

[OnlySeanJohn]

I know Amanda Bearse in real life and she's really nothing like her character.

[Bmanritchie]

5 people proposed to the President to make everyday Halloween.

[woodie62]

Al was the man. Only upstaged once, by Sam Kennison.

[Dogfacesoulja8582]

Marcy is already hot. Who doesn't love a nice boney ass, no titties, and a haircut that's belongs on a 10 year old boy? She's hot lol

[bpr77]

@Dogfacesoulja8582 pedophiles? 

[faffaflunkie]

How about a pillow case over her head and a dildo up her ass.

[FloNWfan21]

5 skinny , flat chested chickens(women) disliked this video

[mazur077]

it`s a massacer of good fun

[kezzkezzkezz3]

HEY DO I MAKE FUN OF YOU!! !XD

[canadianhammerfist]

@kezzkezzkezz3 Thats the line that stands out to me too. Awesome line at the end there.

[Sadden4o]

@kezzkezzkezz3

HAHA! Yeah! Just when I thought it can't get any funnier he said that and just killed me!

[kellyberry]

hire arttractive woman ti stand in front of u how about cindy crawford?

[cableconnection6]

By Far, The FUNNIEST Sitcom of All Time.

[gertjaarsify]

@cableconnection6 and allways will be..... World is on PG television era....... so no more jokes like Al did.....

[FHomeBrew]

Typical case of asking for it.

[laiosto]

One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.I couldn't breathe from laughing.How did Ed keep a straight face through this scene?

[TheBradyrulez]

Having a cow-sized tongue isnt that bad, it helps you get a girlfriend ;)

[xYouthAttackx]

hey! do i make fun of you?!

[stegzta]

Marcy watched this video, 7 times.

[AFFTL]

No one cares about marcy, Al Bundy the funniest Jock alive, long live the King

[CDenic]

You've gotta hand it to Marcy, she sat there and took it like a real trooper!

[Deathbringer99699]

EPICNESS

[TenouHaruka0]

LOL!!! You can see her trying not to laugh at the end.

[bartownage1]

7 people are fat women

[arnsbg]

season and the episod? pls

[bizinessfirst]

LEARN TO WALK BACKARRRDSSSS LMAO LMFAO!!!!!!!!1

[cyberdragonessmaster]

number eleven shut up and get a life bitch

[JediMasterLego]

@cyberdragonessmaster number twelve. sell her to the nearest chicken processing plant.

[bigwhiteballs27]

Number ten: Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes.

Number nine: Feather-removing electrolysis.

Number eight: Ski mask.

Number seven: Sew up holes in ski mask.

Number six: Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times.

Number five: Beak job.

Number four: Put paper bag over ski mask.

Number three: Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head,

and learn to walk backwards. [walks a few steps backwards]

[bigwhiteballs27]

@bigwhiteballs27

Number two: Poke out eyes of every man on Earth.

Number one: Get President to make every day Halloween

[mw0305]

@bigwhiteballs27 thanks for the transcript

[Bloodsport1]

get president to make everyday Halloween LOL

[DJFitness919]

Number 5.. Beak Job.

[nacaolusitana]

the way they abhorred each other is just epic... NO MA'AM forever!

[szymciooooo]

whis is legendary LOVE from Poland AL kick's ass;p

[cobra11662]

Al is the best man on the WORLD ... Al Bundy the best for hight polk ...4 touch down in one game xD

[Xrem1]

God i love married with children. My childhood <3 they are all great characters

[billgoldberg99]

im so glad that i have all the episodes off mwc the best series ever

[jchambers2586]

number 3

[SpyridoulaKalamata]

loooool

[AnimationPlantation]

WOW that was the best top 10 list I have ever heard in my entire life! HAHAHHAHA AL BUNDY RULES!

[Jesus1229]

8. Ski mask. 7. Sew up holes in ski mask. 4. Put paper bag over ski mask

[Patrick24031976]

Al is the GREATEST !!!

[sjp092]

He forgot the most important thing: Beer =D

[JediMasterLego]

@sjp092 i don't think even BEER is enough to make Marcy more attractive, :-S :-| O_O

[GallopingPints]

Marcy has 5 accounts that dislike this video.

[JediMasterLego]

@GallopingPints the 7 people who disliked this video were Marcy D'Arcy CHICKEN-at-large and 6 other women from her women's group (ie. 6 other chickens from her chicken coop); yes as in, the marcy's-women's-group that commandeered the video-booth in the episode when Al Bundy started a church.

[PLANETBUNDY]

@GallopingPints Looks like Marcy made two more accounts lol

[finnishnin]

@GallopingPints 9 now

[Sethasss]

al is the best :D bundys 4 ever !

[garycalgary]

cow sized tongue inside your peanut sized head lol

[ImVodkaboy]

Who dislikes this???

[C17Citadel]

@ImVodkaboy flat chested women

[xtazy115]

best comedy TV show EVAH'!!!!!!! PERIOD

[pochon24]

al should also tell marcy to start wearing a dress.

[manufran02]

@pochon24 yeah and stop being such a man hater ,and actually cook something .

[pochon24]

@manufran02

i bet she did but only tv dinners.

[pochon24]

@manufran02

why tv dinners u may ask? *points al bundy*

[MrSmellybutt]

i always thought marcy was hot as fuck

[raptoras]

god i love him

[and0243]

During my Army career I was overseas for most of the 90s. I never got to watch this show, Roseanne, and a bunch of others. I started watching repeats when I got back stateside. This show along with the Simpsons put FOX on the map. I still can't believe that FOX just said fuck it and canceled this show; no final episode; no nothing. ABC on the other hand should have said fuck it and canceled Roseanne before her last dreadful season.

[GWHH19]

@and0243 you think that bad. they did not even call the actors of the show BEFORE they cancelled it. Ed O'neil found out coming out of a bed breakfast when too strangers told him. he said thanks and took them inside and bought them breakfast.

[JediMasterLego]

@GWHH19 i GUARANTEE you that it was MARCY'S women's-group that canceled "Married with Children"! :-(

[cameron20101000]

@and0243 married with children on fox 1987-1998 or 1999

fx channel 1999-2009

tv land 2009-2010

cmt 2010-present

tbs 2008-present

and now months later it will aired on nick at nite.

[MrZostawmiTwojslad]

that bitch has no Marcy on him!

[pontiaclives]

Beak job..... LMAO !!!!!! Damn chicken lol.

[vaea46]

i wonder is this where David Letterman got his top 10 from ??

[majinga623]

isnt it "beep job" as in "tit job"

[zukodude487987]

@majinga623 i think he meant beak job.

Since Al sees Marcy as a chicken then he was referring to the beak of a chicken.

[ThePandaX26]

the 5 people that dislike this video there names were probably Marcy.

[pontiaclives]

@ThePandaX26 LOL !!

[99boyz]

#1 made crack up

[cr4zylyfe]

HEY DO I MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!!........lmfao till the cows come home

[mayday87]

al rule forever!!!!!!!!!! and ever !

[terryfoods]

classic

[klcsi]

bundy the best!! xD

[7601fan]

And the winner is... number 3 XDDDDDDDDDD

[JediMasterLego]

@7601fan although #6 and #5 were also really funny lol

[zj0nzj0n]

I met her today, she lives up in the gerogia mountains, she was with her partner

[JediMasterLego]

@zj0nzj0n isn't the actress who plays Marcy, originally from Orlando?

[BeantownJim]

beek reduction hahaha

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Number 5, beak job."

[TheophilusPWildbeest]

I used to love Al Bundy.

Now I'm older I realise that man isme!

[odog65]

@TheophilusPWildbeest I feel ya still love him myself but I seem to relate to him now but thankful I'm not a shoe salesman but never get why he loathed sex with peggy but funny. if they ever came out with that VR MMO (something like the matrix) I'd be having sex with her and every other chick in that almost 24/7 even lois griffin

# 11 to make marcy sandra berndhart and sara Jessica Parker more attractive have face and body modified

[5B0YAKASHA5]

Al is brilliant, that would make Marcy better indeed!

[claymanzd616]

HEY! Do I make fun of you? LOLOLOL soooo funny

[blackgoddess123]

what season is this

[StankoPrvanovic0000]

uh oh xD ahahaha

[RomaniaTricolor]

@Sapphirebeauty121

I think this the most honest and perfect Top 10 ever!

The crescendo is just awesome!

P.S. I think 5 flat chested unshaved butches (yeah, with and "u", not an "i") dislike this!

[KitFallapart]

@Sapphirebeauty121 Thanks for putting the entire list there for everyone to see before the video is even finished you fucking idiot.

[DeatgMagnet]

@Sapphirebeauty121 Btw, you dont have to type it here. It was on the video. Thats why we watch the video. You get it ?

[Blarggle]

@DeatgMagnet How else is someone supposed to get so many "thumbs up"'s?

[DeatgMagnet]

@Blarggle I dunno. First of all, whats the point of "thumbs up" ? And secondly, being stupid and copying that text for sure should be the reason to get thumbs down instead in my opinion.

[Blarggle]

@DeatgMagnet Oh. I agree with you. My reply was sort of 'tongue-in-cheek"... my bad =) The purpose is imaginary self-worth, of course. I thumbs up'd your comment. Most people have a little part of them that see the Green thumb and now have some kind of gratification.

[Archedgar]

Put paper mask over ski mask

OMFG LOL!

[BigBikerBob1]

Classic. Great show

[tosimias]

LOL