Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."
So according to the verses attributed to him, he DID claim to be.
Personally, I doubt that ANYTHING Jesus Christ said was reliably recorded, given that the NT was written starting about 70 years after his death. It's all embellishment on the life of some nut.
@flyingscience Luke 22:63 And the Men that held Yeshua Mocked Him and Slap Him. What Power do you think created the Heavens and the Earth. You can't even tell us who created the Pyramids.
@justin time 100 I was quoting Life of Brian . I should have put " " quotation marks .This was a comment on poor acting . The work crews put their names as graffiti on the pyramid building blocks .Study art history much? Looks like you dont know much about science either (you must be religious ) .
@flyingscience They put their names on the on the pyramid blocks? That was the Names of God not theirs, His attributes. No human being built that. They were Gods in human form. If man built that tell him to build another one today. Most of the atheist problems is education.That's why the Nation is going to Hell or already in it.You are educated fools.
@justontime100 It is a Historical fact the Egyptians built the pyramids , their are relief carvings and murals showing some of the process . A small pyramid has been made to demonstrate it can be done with PRIMITIVE technology (compared to today) . Free your mind from fundamentalism by educating yourself .
@flyingscience A small pyramid has been done. Do it again like they did it then. Your technology can't do it again. Its a Wonder you think. Man wonders and guesses at the way it was done. Just like the formation of the earth is a wonder. There is a power much greater and higher than man son. Supreme in Wisdom and Power. That's His air you are breathing. Who created that. You don't have to call him God but whoever He is. He is not of you or by you. I call Him Jehovah
@justontime100 National geographic documented it can be done with simple technology + water as a level guide and string + math + labor force + vast time and commitment . It wasn't aliens or gods or God it was Eygptian men who made the pyramids . I suspected you where a Jehova Wittness when you blabed about the pyramids .
@flyingscience Sorry Charlie I am not a Jehovah's witness. Tell National Geographic to do it again since they know how. If they knew how they would have been done it to show they are wiser. Egyptans like Anwar Sadat a descendant of the Pharohs was a Black man those you are saying these were Black Egyptians who built this. Tell them to do it again son. These who built the Pyramids were beings of Supreme wisdom and Power that what God means one who has Supreme wisdom and Power.
@justontime100 If by 'supreme wisdom and power' you mean a rudimentary understanding of mathematics and geometry and who had a fuckload of slaves, then you're absolutely right.
@justontime100 The amount of childhood/teen /adult indoctrination JW's go through is horrific .JW's are one of the most sinster cults on earth with a body count over 10 thousand (mostly children ) who wouldnt get a blood transfusion and died a needless avoidable death .
@justontime100 Science is hard to learn and understand and has no security blankets or pacifier . Compare and contrast a sixth grade science book to the bible( which is wriiten on a 6th grade reading level) and youll understand why fundamentalism is embraced by more than half the US.
LOL ... thanks so much for uploading this. I saw a clip of it in a movie called, "The God Who Wasn't There", and I knew I needed to find this clip. What did the five fingers say to Jesus' face? SLAP!
BEST VIDEO ON JEWTUBE
LOSPASOLEROSsc 1 week ago
every once and a while we all need to be slapped back into sanity.
FcdFAN13 8 months ago 2
You'd think an all-powerful god would've seen that one coming.
matt3483 8 months ago 29
nothin like a good slap on the chin to set someone right.
kiddhitta 10 months ago 3
I've been watching this for an on replay, and not once have I stopped laughing.
silentxriver 1 year ago 2
get fucked up jesus
InhumanAfflicti0n 1 year ago
Boom Headshot!!!
meximartin 1 year ago
shit, i rated it a 0 by accident. sorry.
shamanFETO 1 year ago
er, second
KatherineMarieGarcia 2 years ago
that- was the most comical 2 seconds of my life.
KatherineMarieGarcia 2 years ago
wat a slap
FujiwaraKaiser 2 years ago
Anyone who goes around pretending they created the universe really DOES need a slap.
themsfightinwoids 2 years ago 36
@themsfightinwoids except 4 jesus doesn't say he did. fail.
TR3Y6969 1 year ago
@TR3Y6969
John 17:5 "And now, Father, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you BEFORE THE WORLD BEGAN."
John 10:30 "I and the Father are one."
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."
So according to the verses attributed to him, he DID claim to be.
Personally, I doubt that ANYTHING Jesus Christ said was reliably recorded, given that the NT was written starting about 70 years after his death. It's all embellishment on the life of some nut.
themsfightinwoids 1 year ago 3
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@TR3Y6969
John 17:5
And now, Father, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you BEFORE THE WORLD BEGAN.
John 10:30
I and the Father are one.
So according to verses attributed to him, he DID claim to be god, the creator.
Personally, I doubt that ANYTHING Jesus Christ said was reliably recorded, given that the NT was written starting about 70 years after his death.
It's all just embellishment on the life of some wandering conman that tried to pass himself off as God's Kid.
themsfightinwoids 1 year ago
Through him to the floor centurion ! Does anyone else think of life of Brian after seeing this ?
flyingscience 2 years ago 3
@flyingscience Luke 22:63 And the Men that held Yeshua Mocked Him and Slap Him. What Power do you think created the Heavens and the Earth. You can't even tell us who created the Pyramids.
justontime100 1 year ago
@justin time 100 I was quoting Life of Brian . I should have put " " quotation marks .This was a comment on poor acting . The work crews put their names as graffiti on the pyramid building blocks .Study art history much? Looks like you dont know much about science either (you must be religious ) .
flyingscience 1 year ago
@flyingscience They put their names on the on the pyramid blocks? That was the Names of God not theirs, His attributes. No human being built that. They were Gods in human form. If man built that tell him to build another one today. Most of the atheist problems is education.That's why the Nation is going to Hell or already in it.You are educated fools.
justontime100 1 year ago
@justontime100 It is a Historical fact the Egyptians built the pyramids , their are relief carvings and murals showing some of the process . A small pyramid has been made to demonstrate it can be done with PRIMITIVE technology (compared to today) . Free your mind from fundamentalism by educating yourself .
flyingscience 1 year ago
@flyingscience A small pyramid has been done. Do it again like they did it then. Your technology can't do it again. Its a Wonder you think. Man wonders and guesses at the way it was done. Just like the formation of the earth is a wonder. There is a power much greater and higher than man son. Supreme in Wisdom and Power. That's His air you are breathing. Who created that. You don't have to call him God but whoever He is. He is not of you or by you. I call Him Jehovah
justontime100 1 year ago
@justontime100 National geographic documented it can be done with simple technology + water as a level guide and string + math + labor force + vast time and commitment . It wasn't aliens or gods or God it was Eygptian men who made the pyramids . I suspected you where a Jehova Wittness when you blabed about the pyramids .
flyingscience 1 year ago
@flyingscience Sorry Charlie I am not a Jehovah's witness. Tell National Geographic to do it again since they know how. If they knew how they would have been done it to show they are wiser. Egyptans like Anwar Sadat a descendant of the Pharohs was a Black man those you are saying these were Black Egyptians who built this. Tell them to do it again son. These who built the Pyramids were beings of Supreme wisdom and Power that what God means one who has Supreme wisdom and Power.
justontime100 1 year ago
@justontime100 If by 'supreme wisdom and power' you mean a rudimentary understanding of mathematics and geometry and who had a fuckload of slaves, then you're absolutely right.
DrChalkwithering 3 days ago
@justontime100 The amount of childhood/teen /adult indoctrination JW's go through is horrific .JW's are one of the most sinster cults on earth with a body count over 10 thousand (mostly children ) who wouldnt get a blood transfusion and died a needless avoidable death .
flyingscience 1 year ago
@flyingscience I know you were being serious there, but I could've sworn I read "a NEEDLE-LESS avoidable death" and I laughed.
justblaze2006 1 year ago
@justontime100 Shit, son; a football stadium is about a thousand times more complex a feat of engineering than the pyramids.
DrChalkwithering 3 days ago
@justontime100 Science is hard to learn and understand and has no security blankets or pacifier . Compare and contrast a sixth grade science book to the bible( which is wriiten on a 6th grade reading level) and youll understand why fundamentalism is embraced by more than half the US.
flyingscience 1 year ago
LOL ... thanks so much for uploading this. I saw a clip of it in a movie called, "The God Who Wasn't There", and I knew I needed to find this clip. What did the five fingers say to Jesus' face? SLAP!
gitterfritter 2 years ago
best sene ever!!!
mike123388 2 years ago
RELIGULOUS!
recklessb 2 years ago 3