It's nothing short of amazing. When I wake up in the morning, and recall that I own a Ford Escort, I wet myself. Not only is it an exhilirating feeling, I've also spent hundreds of dollars on new undergarments. The Ford Escort is sexually stimulating, AND sexually beneficial. That little Escort has allowed me to raise a family. If it weren't for the Escort, what would my puprose in life be? Everything would be so trivial and worthless without it, I may as well hang myself. I love the car!
The german Escort iss better!
Dieselolli1 3 months ago
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no no thank,,,
i dont like any ford vehicles
bestamerica 6 months ago
@bestamerica
lol, I saw your comment on another video where you said the same thing! what's up with that!?
Attention everyone! TROLL ALERT!!
DrSurprise 5 months ago
DrSurprise,
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haha surprise,,,
automaker is not good automaker,,,
i am doing right and automaker is a big wrong
bestamerica 5 months ago
@DrSurprise lol NoNo. This guys great. Cracks Me up. Enjoy - Don't hate. lol
ATCRyderX 5 months ago
these cars are still for sale at your local car lot.
newandused1998 1 year ago
hahahaha. Guess he owns an Escort?
Stig1138 2 years ago
Probably *aspires* to own a Escort.
ATCRyderX 2 years ago
Never change.
Stig1138 2 years ago
hah yeah I remember that. Yours in the vid was even older than 91 wasnt it?
ATCRyderX 2 years ago
It's nothing short of amazing. When I wake up in the morning, and recall that I own a Ford Escort, I wet myself. Not only is it an exhilirating feeling, I've also spent hundreds of dollars on new undergarments. The Ford Escort is sexually stimulating, AND sexually beneficial. That little Escort has allowed me to raise a family. If it weren't for the Escort, what would my puprose in life be? Everything would be so trivial and worthless without it, I may as well hang myself. I love the car!
Stig1138 2 years ago
I NEED THE CAR!!!!
Paid for by your local Ford Dealer™.
Stig1138 2 years ago
Please commit suicide soon
Infinitrium 2 years ago
Shut your fuckin mouth, you little Cocksucker.
ATCRyderX 2 years ago
Ooh, Mr. Internet Tough Guy!
Infinitrium 2 years ago