So the fact that they apparently have a kid together doesn't make her a "mind sticker"? Even if he leaves her, those monthly alimony and child support payments will certainly stick in his mind.
I so wish I could have tried this when it contained cyclamate - my mom said it was better than any normal soda. Hell - 55 other countries still use it - Canada too. Time to lift the ban!
i work in advertising and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. i am going to do an ad just like this. i love the singing. and the robotic voiceover. fucking creepy. love it!
What ridiculous marketing! WTF is a "Mind Sticker"?
This is one of the first products that used saccharin. Now, these artificial excito-toxins are used in MANY products... beverages, chewing gum, mints, yogurt, jam, jelly, etc. They cause a great deal of neurological problems. Do NOT consume any of these products.
I remember that Tab tasted pretty awful. Some kind of chemical taste, like diluted shoe polish. You'd druther not drink soda at all if you had to drink diet soda.
Sugar free soda in the 70's tasted horrible!! It was like a punishment for being bad..."you're either grounded for a week, or you have to drink diet soda...take your pick." -Thanks mom
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
The clearest vintage commercial I've seen. And this is older than you think - six pack bottles were all but gone by 1970. I'm betting this is from at least 1967.
PS: Soda with aspartame (NutraSweet) is the only kind I'll drink. Splenda/Asuflame gives me a headache; HFCS is just gross. Just can't leave it out of the refrigerator long enough to go bad.
Holy 70's drug infused ad insanity.... This ad is so hardcore old school 70's weirdoness that I actually think I'm getting a hard on over here... extra points for the HAL soundalike....
@pika23, my mom had the Ayds candies. I'd try to find them and sneak one or two, not realizing that they probably had stimulants in them and weren't safe for children.
So basically, he is not there, but when he comes back, don't get fat cause he will dump yer fat ass faster than you can say carcinogenic beverage. Im menstruating just watching this.
this commercial's friend came up and was like, "c'mon buddy, you know you're being a little over the top" and the commercial was all like, "so the f what? i want me some mind stickers!"
Hard to believe this is serious. I'm a guy, and I HATE feminist cunts, but this is just absurd.....did they have light Beer ads for guys telling them to drink it so she'd keep loving you? No!
The voice-over sounds like HAL from the movie 2001, which is pretty cool, or maybe even could be a voice from THX1138.
Wow. What a wonderful commercial. Such beautiful girls and such a wonderful sentiment--staying in shape because that is the way your man wants you to be. If only all girls were like that. Thanks for posting!
Believe it or not....women used to fall for this marketing bullshat. Hey, wait a minute, they still do! I'm not worthy unless I look like Barbie! Quick get me some collagen, Botox and A TAB!!!!
hell yes they still make it i worked for coke and we still put up 4 12 paks a week. mostly old people.tab is a good chaser for jim beam!mostly you have to order it.
Man, I was really thinking she was dead for the first, I dunno, 45 second of the commercial. She was alive only his memory... Until she shows up on the stairs.
Now that I think of it, when first I saw this ad, my sound wasn't working, so I didn't realize all the lyrics were about how the woman should maintain her figure in order to stay in his thoughts. My comment about her being dead was WAY off!!
Tab did and still does taste just like Coke Zero or a diet classic coke. When it was developed Coca Cola thought no one would buy a Diet version of Coke so they gave it a different name. Diet Pepsi changed that. This ad is sexist, but funny as hell.
Well davcom I can only say I remember liking the taste but I sure as heck dont go much on the diet cokes around these days. I was just a kid and had no need to drink diet drinks. I just liked the taste though I cant remember why and therefore cant explain it to you!
Cool commercial retro wise, but not a very effective one. It dragged on too much without getting its point across clearly. It could have been really been edited from 1.00 all the way down to :15
Also, this would be a great candidate of a marketing class on what not to do in modern times. 1950's aspirin commercials that were 10 seconds long got their point across in that little time. TV commercials that are longer aren't necessarily better. TV airtime was cheap back then I guess. :P
Technically, I have never seen a film look more like a late-60's print ad! Beautiful dark palette, late afternoon dappled sun, back lit, shifting focal planes. The message might be offensive but the filmmaking is GREAT!
I actually like the ad and the singer's voice. It's feminine and soft. Is it politically correct by today's standards? No. But I still find this commercial quite charming.
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But I'll bet it's just fine to you if the sexes are reversed, right?
Power to the men, always. Women are born to live their entire lives using men. I say to men in general: use women and throw them away, just like women do to them. Who wants to be better? I say, let men be REALLY EQUAL and treat women in the same dirty lowdown way women have always done to men. Men don't need women for anything.
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sherry, I'm a man and I can't believe the dude's bitterness! It's kinda sad to see someone that p-o'd, but what can one do? I just hope he realizes soon that there are just as many male "users" as there are female "users". It's that sad fact that no one remembers the 99 good people, but never forget the 1 big jerk! I've had my share of bad relationships over the years, but I just close the chapter and say "it's YOUR loss, sis" when it happens. You have yourself a Happy New Year!
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Yeah, women are the jerks. Women are the scum. Men are more often than not treated like dirt by women. Try working in an office full of sexist women...good luck. They'll sexually harass you every chance they get...but who will get blamed for it? THE MAN.
Until women are treated as just as responsible for the ills of this world as MEN are constantly accused of by THEM, I say: beware of the woman. Use her when you can, drop her when she becomes a vicious animal.
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Life is what YOU make of it. I have worked for the same company for nearly 30 years, and it is female-dominated and I don't see things your way. I was transferred to a "shark pool" for about 6 months, but I laid the law down on a female supervisor who thought she could get away with what you think all women do. How fast I had her disciplined and demoted, and I was transferred out of that hellhole. All the women applauded my courage. People will only do to you what YOU allow them to do.
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So tell me...why are you harder on men than women, huh? Why not try bashing one of your female sisters when she treats a man like dirt? You chicks really hang together, that's why. And if you chicks can treat men like dirt, then we men can treat you women like dirt. You useless women.
Oh, and p.s., so much for your "women don't need men" line of crap. Try having one of your "daughters that you sexistly take to work day" (remember that one, sexist idiot woman?) without men and SPERM.
The problem with Diet Rite is that it's caffeine free. Either Diet Pepsi or Tab gives you that caffeine blast that you need (especially first thing in the morning).
"Keeping your shape in shape... has its rewards." What's the reward? The kind of guy who hides in the bushes in the other Mindsticker commercials will take you upstairs from his badly lit rec room and nail you good and proper?
TAB = very nasty beverage.Alot of the early "diet" soft drinks were awful but tab took first prize for bad tasting soda.I wouldn't give it to a thirsty rat. Great commercial!
Hey! I like Tab...it's better than Diet Coke. I'm trying to convert more people...trying to get the "vintage" vote. I do like the bit about thirsty rats, though : )
This commercial reinforces the incorrect idea that men are always on the prowl for a piece. If his wife doesn't drink Tab, he's going to have an affair! A great compliment to the men, right? It equally insults men and women.
Dylan Jobe sent me
7Somerset 5 days ago
The irony is back then women looked normal.
BaroqueJa 5 days ago
This is a mindstinker!
MultiBudboy 2 weeks ago
Proof that everyone in the 70's was on LSD.
thea2696 1 month ago
So the fact that they apparently have a kid together doesn't make her a "mind sticker"? Even if he leaves her, those monthly alimony and child support payments will certainly stick in his mind.
mcbain752 2 months ago 2
This is some funny shnitzel i want to be a mind sticker too LOL..
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I so wish I could have tried this when it contained cyclamate - my mom said it was better than any normal soda. Hell - 55 other countries still use it - Canada too. Time to lift the ban!
calyx93 6 months ago
i work in advertising and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. i am going to do an ad just like this. i love the singing. and the robotic voiceover. fucking creepy. love it!
wassupyall 6 months ago
LOL.
That soda doesnt do ANYTHING.
Steqheu 7 months ago
"he wants you with a good shape" wow
jerkfaceloser 7 months ago
Be a mind-sticker? O.o
suddendee 7 months ago
Anyone remember "cyclamates"?
wetinsf 7 months ago
Wow that makes me cringe.
Azbikerboy 8 months ago
it sounds like creepy hal talking from2001 a.s.o.
laneatlileden 8 months ago
What ridiculous marketing! WTF is a "Mind Sticker"?
This is one of the first products that used saccharin. Now, these artificial excito-toxins are used in MANY products... beverages, chewing gum, mints, yogurt, jam, jelly, etc. They cause a great deal of neurological problems. Do NOT consume any of these products.
JP5466 8 months ago
if you drink it and leave it in your mouth, and put your tongue in a certain way and listen closely, it sounds like its raining..
civiccruiser117 9 months ago
And that's the smarmiest voice over I've ever heard.
RRaquello 10 months ago
I remember that Tab tasted pretty awful. Some kind of chemical taste, like diluted shoe polish. You'd druther not drink soda at all if you had to drink diet soda.
RRaquello 10 months ago
What a horrifically delicious vintage commercial.
HplusG 10 months ago
I don't see the Tab ad with Carla Borelli. BTW, Flooky, the voice does sound a lot like HAL. LOL
unklewink 10 months ago
Sugar free soda in the 70's tasted horrible!! It was like a punishment for being bad..."you're either grounded for a week, or you have to drink diet soda...take your pick." -Thanks mom
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515logo 1 year ago
Lord.. how very sexist!
BFrohwein 1 year ago
The clearest vintage commercial I've seen. And this is older than you think - six pack bottles were all but gone by 1970. I'm betting this is from at least 1967.
MultiBudboy 1 year ago
Did anyone see the (1975) movie The Stepford Wives?
Cambodia69 1 year ago
outdated as fuck but atleast it's calm instead of amped up ass commercials of today
IGotGrapes09 1 year ago 3
that was the most vile soft drink ever manufactured.
manaz22 1 year ago 2
That is so creepy. Like, Stepford creepy.
SappySuperunknown10 1 year ago
No more aspartame!
EasilyWowed 1 year ago
@EasilyWowed They hadn't invented aspartame yet!
PS: Soda with aspartame (NutraSweet) is the only kind I'll drink. Splenda/Asuflame gives me a headache; HFCS is just gross. Just can't leave it out of the refrigerator long enough to go bad.
lrd9999 1 year ago
OH MY GOD. That's ridiculous.
thewooginator83 1 year ago
It's marchentic. The life of future must be to such as this visual as around of the nature and indulgent maternity life.
AnHoShin 1 year ago
BE IN HIS MIND
THE MIND TAKERS
SCAN ME
grinick 1 year ago
id love to punch that voice-over dude in the mouth.....
TheGmgirl77 1 year ago 2
@TheGmgirl77 And me you
kiribula 1 year ago
@kiribula why?
TheGmgirl77 1 year ago
I'd shove that bottle up his ass and then that Tab would REALLY be a miindsticker.
DA90027 1 year ago 2
Can you still FIND Tab? I don't see it anywhere. Did they stop making it?
DPO263 1 year ago
@DPO263 yeah Im drinking it right now
vampireluvr111294 1 year ago
the cocaine was flowing freely at the ad agency the day this baby was made!
TheSalemin 1 year ago 2
@TheSalemin lol... genius...
HplusG 10 months ago
I guess men were into thin women back then too. Mind sticker, lol.
jmichelel83 1 year ago
This ad is from 1966 not the 70's
LanceCampeau 1 year ago
LOL. I LOVED this commercial. I really, really want to be a mind-sticker. :p
dhs215 1 year ago
Holy 70's drug infused ad insanity.... This ad is so hardcore old school 70's weirdoness that I actually think I'm getting a hard on over here... extra points for the HAL soundalike....
LanceCampeau 1 year ago
Oh brother! This commercial makes me laugh. "Don't you want to have a good shape? He wants you with a good shape." LOL
graffititigger 1 year ago
There is something a bit chauvanistic about the theme of this commercial.
YUK!
123Rockchild 1 year ago
my grandma used to drink Tab...like in the early early 80's. Tab and ayd's candies...remember those?
pika23 1 year ago
@pika23, my mom had the Ayds candies. I'd try to find them and sneak one or two, not realizing that they probably had stimulants in them and weren't safe for children.
sunlitstormclouds 1 year ago
"Be a mind-Stepford"
costernocht 1 year ago 2
sickest soda I've ever tried...and this was back in early 80s.
melissatx75 1 year ago
i used to drink tab (like 2 years ago, lol) but i gave up on fake sugar around then so tab is out. still my fave soda tho
blechtman 1 year ago
I preferred Diet Rite over Tab. But that like saying I prefer drowning to burning to death.
milesfrommission 1 year ago
They did a good job showing how cola looks when the sun shines through it.
musicappreciate 1 year ago 2
I counted six uses of the word "shape" in forty seconds.
bondfool 1 year ago
Oh God! If only Tab hadn't tasted like tractor lubricant, I could have been a mindsticker!
LilLolaBlue 1 year ago 2
So basically, he is not there, but when he comes back, don't get fat cause he will dump yer fat ass faster than you can say carcinogenic beverage. Im menstruating just watching this.
initialsjb 2 years ago 7
the coca cola company wouldn't have it any other way.
gracekline30 2 years ago 3
this commercial's friend came up and was like, "c'mon buddy, you know you're being a little over the top" and the commercial was all like, "so the f what? i want me some mind stickers!"
lhs04 2 years ago
My sister's first was shit. Her second was Tab because our Mother drank so much of it. Don't a minute think the two words are not interchangeable.
blackkittycatt 2 years ago
Now I feel a little weird for liking Tab.
BestJaxx 2 years ago
@BestJaxx me too
ILUVBASSIN 2 years ago
@BestJaxx
I feel a little weird for buying it.
tronprogram 2 years ago
I just cringed to the nth degree!
rosario508 2 years ago
Hard to believe this is serious. I'm a guy, and I HATE feminist cunts, but this is just absurd.....did they have light Beer ads for guys telling them to drink it so she'd keep loving you? No!
The voice-over sounds like HAL from the movie 2001, which is pretty cool, or maybe even could be a voice from THX1138.
beatcat22 2 years ago
"Dont you want a good shape?"..sure
Just pump me full of cancer causing saccharine, phenyladrine and whatever else you can concoct in a test tube..
and while your at it, I'l take one of those reformed ham sandwiches..mmmmmmm
wildenfree 2 years ago
Wow. What a wonderful commercial. Such beautiful girls and such a wonderful sentiment--staying in shape because that is the way your man wants you to be. If only all girls were like that. Thanks for posting!
kurisutokaochan 2 years ago
tab tasted shit
wildenfree 2 years ago
Ha! This is almost funny enough to be a SNL skit without a rewrite.
dewyduster 2 years ago 7
What's so creepy? He does want you with a good shape. It's a nice way to say "Don't get fat!" Keep your shape in shape everybody!!
djreid420 2 years ago
you honestly don't think this commercial is ridiculous 0.o?
lovelierlex 2 years ago
Sure it's ridiculous, but I do want a woman that keeps her shape in shape.
djreid420 2 years ago
i lold
yellowfellow 2 years ago
What's a 'Mind Sticker'?
paxchandler 2 years ago
Lana Turner. Ava Gardner. Mindstickers.
djreid420 2 years ago
Its sex, its all about sex.
croat88 2 years ago
hahaha this was truly ridiculous
shastasheene 2 years ago
WTF?!? Is the lyric:
"Don't you want to have a good shape?
He want's you with a good shape."
Wow. If I had to guess I'd say this commercial came on weekday afternoons.
b1tbomb 2 years ago 2
Really creepy...
copindeandiana 2 years ago
That made me feel Stepford Wife creepy!
scrappysuzz 2 years ago
how sad, he's gonna cheat on you anyway
callseba 2 years ago 4
I think you dropped your tin-foil hat, loony.
sideshowcarny 2 years ago
dont you ever forget tab baby or else you will be erased as a MIND STICKER!!!!!!!!!!!
salamonetalton 2 years ago
Mindsticker!! Great name for a band!
zevon1964 2 years ago 4
WHOA.
fierce16 2 years ago 2
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Believe it or not....women used to fall for this marketing bullshat. Hey, wait a minute, they still do! I'm not worthy unless I look like Barbie! Quick get me some collagen, Botox and A TAB!!!!
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miserabowl 2 years ago
hell yes they still make it i worked for coke and we still put up 4 12 paks a week. mostly old people.tab is a good chaser for jim beam!mostly you have to order it.
salamonetalton 2 years ago
Jim Beam & Tab, huh?
I'm going to check that out right now!
alexf5 2 years ago
This is stupid, curvy girls are hott too!
WithUniquity 2 years ago 4
Man, I was really thinking she was dead for the first, I dunno, 45 second of the commercial. She was alive only his memory... Until she shows up on the stairs.
mrmorganmusic 2 years ago
That's hilarious. That would be the darkest diet cola commercial ever!
carverbrian 2 years ago 6
Now that I think of it, when first I saw this ad, my sound wasn't working, so I didn't realize all the lyrics were about how the woman should maintain her figure in order to stay in his thoughts. My comment about her being dead was WAY off!!
mrmorganmusic 2 years ago
That is Minnie Riperton singing the jingle
akilsears 2 years ago
Do they even make TAB anymore? I drank it all the time in the 70s, that and Fresca..wish I could find TAB
LobsterPanties 2 years ago
It's still made, but pretty hard to find. I only see it in 6-pack cans or an occasional 2-liter bottle.
smittykins 2 years ago
I actually found some at Walmart. Yeah, in the cans. Probably made in China though, like eveything else there. Lol!
Tidefan324 2 years ago
What in the fuck!?
Slay318 2 years ago
lol mind sticker? what the fuck?
earthlinggg 2 years ago
i want good shape!
MissIngaLou 2 years ago
It is so sexist that I find it hilarious.
ownerofjackthecat 2 years ago 14
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
floooky1 2 years ago 33
That voice does sound like HAL doesn't it...
benjgvps 2 years ago 4
i can kinda agree... lmao
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XxLoveDanceMusicxX 2 years ago
so women will only get laid if they have good bodies... great Well the same goes for men too, we have to be handsome and muscular
delorme9 2 years ago
this is the creepiest commercial i've ever seen in my life.
onthe165 2 years ago 4
Be a "mind sticker" -- LOL ! ! !
coralprincess25 2 years ago 2
Tab did and still does taste just like Coke Zero or a diet classic coke. When it was developed Coca Cola thought no one would buy a Diet version of Coke so they gave it a different name. Diet Pepsi changed that. This ad is sexist, but funny as hell.
DA90027 3 years ago 3
i had a grade school teacher who drank tab. after she drank it, she would always turn evil or maybe she was already evil. that hore.
vivecarocks 3 years ago
Holy Stepford Wifes, batman! That ad was creepy.
supersally1974 3 years ago 2
Wonder how many takes were required for that lady to sing "he wants you with a gooooood shape; shape wiiiiith Tab" without laughing?
micmarphil 3 years ago
The shape of cancer is great.
buzzwaffle 3 years ago 6
I can't remember what tab tasted like? Some one help me out here. Carter was in office the last time I had a can.
davcom911 3 years ago
Well davcom I can only say I remember liking the taste but I sure as heck dont go much on the diet cokes around these days. I was just a kid and had no need to drink diet drinks. I just liked the taste though I cant remember why and therefore cant explain it to you!
lilynick1 3 years ago
Unintentially hilarious after 35 years!
NEPats79 3 years ago 2
That was the gayest commercial jingle ever.
kawaiitoboe 3 years ago
That's so unbeliveably bad that it's great! I appreciate good camp.
JoeSmoeX 3 years ago 3
That's gotta be the dumbest, most clumsy slogan I've ever heard.
RichoRosai 3 years ago 3
LMAO. Remember the scene from Back to the Future inside the cafe:
"Just give me a Tab."
"YOU WANT A TAB YOUR GONNA HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING."
bendutta2008 3 years ago
LAME
xkatyx3 3 years ago
Be a mind sticker = Drink Tab = Artificial Sweetener = Saccharin = Bladder Cancer.
emulb2001 3 years ago 3
If you want keep your hubby
Don't let yourself get too chubby
so drink diet soda you great big tubby
chazrania 3 years ago 2
That reminds me of that Flinstones jingle:
"He's a Chubby Hubby
Keep your Pappy Happy
With Rockenspiel!!!"
something like that.
lol.
AdobeGillis 3 years ago
MindSticker
Dont you want to have a good shaaapeeee...
You want to, the Good Shape
Shape with TAB!!!
PRICELESS.
Now tell me, who the hell will take that shit seriously and dont laugh? I think I know thy Tab cola is dead!
Zenvideo 3 years ago 4
Tab still lives > Its the only soft drink still using saccharin
chazrania 3 years ago
Message = drink Tab so your husband will love you.
ryamonkey 3 years ago 2
Cool commercial retro wise, but not a very effective one. It dragged on too much without getting its point across clearly. It could have been really been edited from 1.00 all the way down to :15
albear972 3 years ago
Also, this would be a great candidate of a marketing class on what not to do in modern times. 1950's aspirin commercials that were 10 seconds long got their point across in that little time. TV commercials that are longer aren't necessarily better. TV airtime was cheap back then I guess. :P
albear972 3 years ago
What the hell is a "mind sticker?"
Phloid82 3 years ago 2
wow. the music reminds me of something they might play in a cult church.
ixnayontheamspay 3 years ago
Hi, Secretia Collins here from SecretiaTV... I've never been a "mind-sticker, but sometimes, my mind gets sticky. That's when I take the green pill.
SecretiaTV 3 years ago
agree!
msdecember 3 years ago
wow... lol.. yes it is honest... pc? no.. but honest.
GoneToThaDogz 3 years ago
Mary-Kate Olsen could do this commercial and save viewers the cost of the Tab.
mka800 3 years ago
snicker,,,they didn't have 5 bladed razors back then either.
funkspiel 3 years ago
at least it's honest
zachtblauw 3 years ago 3
...
thank god im a 90s kid xD
codderz 3 years ago 2
Whoa, patriarchy pwned women in 70s.
malchichikov 3 years ago 4
I'm going to skip down stairs like her from now on (26 second mark).
petie71 3 years ago
"Keeping your shape in shape has its awards."
What, the wood panelling at the end? No thanks.
petie71 3 years ago 2
Technically, I have never seen a film look more like a late-60's print ad! Beautiful dark palette, late afternoon dappled sun, back lit, shifting focal planes. The message might be offensive but the filmmaking is GREAT!
Jolar70 3 years ago 5
I actually like the ad and the singer's voice. It's feminine and soft. Is it politically correct by today's standards? No. But I still find this commercial quite charming.
CoffySarai 3 years ago
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I still love Tab. But this commercial would make me pour it down the drain. You can tell some male chauvinist wrote this.
sherryberry65 3 years ago
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Oh, I absolutely agree. I mean basically the advertisers are telling women they better not put on a pound or their husband will dump them.
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RichHartley1966 2 years ago
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But I'll bet it's just fine to you if the sexes are reversed, right?
Power to the men, always. Women are born to live their entire lives using men. I say to men in general: use women and throw them away, just like women do to them. Who wants to be better? I say, let men be REALLY EQUAL and treat women in the same dirty lowdown way women have always done to men. Men don't need women for anything.
1959AverellHarriman 3 years ago
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Wow, someone's bitter over a failed relationship! Can I get some cheese with that whine?
And by the way, have a son by yourself, loser. You got a womb, don't ya?
Sexist idiot on the loose!!
sherryberry65 3 years ago
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sherry, I'm a man and I can't believe the dude's bitterness! It's kinda sad to see someone that p-o'd, but what can one do? I just hope he realizes soon that there are just as many male "users" as there are female "users". It's that sad fact that no one remembers the 99 good people, but never forget the 1 big jerk! I've had my share of bad relationships over the years, but I just close the chapter and say "it's YOUR loss, sis" when it happens. You have yourself a Happy New Year!
retrojoet 3 years ago
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Yeah, women are the jerks. Women are the scum. Men are more often than not treated like dirt by women. Try working in an office full of sexist women...good luck. They'll sexually harass you every chance they get...but who will get blamed for it? THE MAN.
Until women are treated as just as responsible for the ills of this world as MEN are constantly accused of by THEM, I say: beware of the woman. Use her when you can, drop her when she becomes a vicious animal.
1959AverellHarriman 3 years ago
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Life is what YOU make of it. I have worked for the same company for nearly 30 years, and it is female-dominated and I don't see things your way. I was transferred to a "shark pool" for about 6 months, but I laid the law down on a female supervisor who thought she could get away with what you think all women do. How fast I had her disciplined and demoted, and I was transferred out of that hellhole. All the women applauded my courage. People will only do to you what YOU allow them to do.
retrojoet 3 years ago
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So tell me...why are you harder on men than women, huh? Why not try bashing one of your female sisters when she treats a man like dirt? You chicks really hang together, that's why. And if you chicks can treat men like dirt, then we men can treat you women like dirt. You useless women.
Oh, and p.s., so much for your "women don't need men" line of crap. Try having one of your "daughters that you sexistly take to work day" (remember that one, sexist idiot woman?) without men and SPERM.
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RichHartley1966 2 years ago
I mean BRAIN WASH!
pistache7 3 years ago 2
PURE BRIANWASH!
pistache7 3 years ago 2
Be a "mindsticker", today it would be "dont be a lonely fat girl "cutter" and drink a TAB!
You miserable unfu*kable hag!
Keep your shape or he will forget you and pound some hot young ass while away on business. You know, girls who drink TAB!
bigdickbastard 3 years ago 6
This MUST be the commercial that started the women's movement...what a disgusting ad!!!
socalscottieolivia 3 years ago
No kidding! I wonder what kids will think of today's commercials 30 years from now.
pukeface123 3 years ago
Tab kinda fell by the wayside when Diet Coke came along.
You can still find it in some markets, but it's on about par with Diet Rite Cola.
alwrig 3 years ago 2
The problem with Diet Rite is that it's caffeine free. Either Diet Pepsi or Tab gives you that caffeine blast that you need (especially first thing in the morning).
1959AverellHarriman 3 years ago
Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Shahamu 3 years ago 3
I'm.....hypnotized. Tab. Tab. I want some Tab.
longfade 3 years ago
Is that the voice of HAL the Computer from "2001 - A Space Odyssey"? Yikes.
ritroo 4 years ago
"Keeping your shape in shape... has its rewards." What's the reward? The kind of guy who hides in the bushes in the other Mindsticker commercials will take you upstairs from his badly lit rec room and nail you good and proper?
Greenlight73 4 years ago 4
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it should be marketed to the GAY COMMUNITY....i mean its diet and its in a PINK CAN!!!
TaB - FOR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sydneygayboi 4 years ago
haha, very funny...anyway it is really funny
roxsgal01 4 years ago
It tastes good when you add some shugar cubes into it. Ill bet thats exactly what the "mindstickers" did behind the cameras back.
beerfish55 4 years ago
God, do I love this commercial!
7111nailuj 4 years ago
Anyone know who wrote the music for this?
speaker5hip 4 years ago
TAB = very nasty beverage.Alot of the early "diet" soft drinks were awful but tab took first prize for bad tasting soda.I wouldn't give it to a thirsty rat. Great commercial!
Craigers22763 4 years ago
Hey! I like Tab...it's better than Diet Coke. I'm trying to convert more people...trying to get the "vintage" vote. I do like the bit about thirsty rats, though : )
blechtman 3 years ago
To each his own. I guess it is an aquired taste. I seldom drink corbonated beverages and stick to clear tea.
Craigers22763 3 years ago
Be a mindsticker. Drink TaB. It'll give you cancer, but atleast your man wont fuck another broad.
hcvang 4 years ago 4
You're an idiot.
xcryinginrainxx 4 years ago
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hey I drink Tab- does that make me a faggot?
babypeeledcarrots 4 years ago
No, you were born that way.
sideshowcarny 4 years ago
I still think the announcer sounds like the Hal 9000 computer voice from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey
bosma64 4 years ago 2
Does anyone remember the old diet pepsi commercial from the 60's that proclaimed its girl watching season.
shyphyre 4 years ago
This commercial reinforces the incorrect idea that men are always on the prowl for a piece. If his wife doesn't drink Tab, he's going to have an affair! A great compliment to the men, right? It equally insults men and women.
Herbert7J 4 years ago