Yo mama's so stupid she thought Wyoming was in China :p Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1 :p Yo mama so fat she stepped in the ocean and drowned half of Japan. <---okay that one was really harsh so I'm sorry but I had to just say it XD
yo moma so dumb she threw a rock to the floor and missed! yo moma so poor i went through her front door and made it to her back yard! yo moma so poor she cant afford to pay attention!!! take that dude
yo mama's so fat she on both sides of the family. yo mama's teeth are so yellow the sun took a vacation. yo mama's so old here breast milk has turned into powdered milk. YEA EAT THEM APPLEZ!
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Yo mamma so fat even gluttony don't wanna eat that :D (I just rhymed haha..winning.)
YungSwag001 1 month ago
Who r the people talking?
zerolover1256 2 months ago
Your mama's so fat gluttony said daannnggg
Great video
A3AnimeArtAwesome 2 months ago
yo mamma's so ugly, she's the real reason why Maes Hughes died.
piano2live09 2 months ago
Yo mamas so fat, when she stepped on the scales she saw you phone number :)
LittleMissKarate 3 months ago
YO MAMA IS SO FATE even naruto doesn't belive it
halfvampiregirl100 3 months ago
@halfvampiregirl100 win! lmao
nekochanxpandaun 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
xNe0my 4 months ago
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Wyoming was in China :p Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1 :p Yo mama so fat she stepped in the ocean and drowned half of Japan. <---okay that one was really harsh so I'm sorry but I had to just say it XD
Kagomechanbubble 6 months ago 2
Yo mama's so stupid, that when you were born she said "Look hon, it comes with cable."
PurgingLight69 6 months ago 2
Yo mama so stupid,she thinks those yo mama jokes are funny
Dmr2acorn 6 months ago
I think Winry won that XD
BluestarFirestar89 7 months ago
Ok, here's some of my Yo Mamma jokes:
Yo mama's so hippy, she's addicted to Skittles.
Yo mama's so hippy, she sneezes rainbows.
Yo mama's so evil, she makes Envy's evil face look holy.
Yo mama's so short, she can't go to the beach without sinking into the sand.
WatDaHeck4000 7 months ago
Winry:Yeah Well You're mom is a HOMUNCULUS!
Me: OWNED!
alize0623 7 months ago 4
What tv show is this?
se4563CrystalSnow 7 months ago
@se4563CrystalSnow Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Twitclod 7 months ago
Hey, whatchs that song in the intro?
Anyone know?
XxHerbalAlchemistxX 9 months ago
@XxHerbalAlchemistxX "B!tch by Meredith Brooks :)
LilMissNobody15 5 months ago
Well you spelled Homuculus wrong...
FernCloud123 9 months ago
Yo mama so stooopid (i spelled that wrong on purpose -.-) she bought a solar powered flashlight.
335pinky533 10 months ago
You're mama is so fat that when she died she could'nt pass through the Gate of Truth XD
Musikido 10 months ago 3
Yo mama is so fat that she can't draw by her self transmutasion circle !
RavFLYFFblaSonic2pl 11 months ago
They're mommas are so stupid they died and left Ed, Al, and Winry alone >.<
yokomomochi 1 year ago
Haha Winry being so harsh at the end XD
MathFreak314159 1 year ago
What are 'BVDs'? i didnt get that joke...
Flooned 1 year ago
@Flooned apparently a line of means underwear are reffered to as that, but i stil dont get it ... :/
DemonPegasus 1 year ago
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holy what is the video called where u can actually see the two people talking to each other
sniperacdc 1 year ago
holy what is the video called where u can actually see the two people talking to eachother
sniperacdc 1 year ago
Your mama's so fat that I HATE YOU!
InsertShankHere 1 year ago
your mama's so fat she made jaba da hut say DAMN
tinkerwho1 1 year ago 10
I love the biggining.
Green7Fox 1 year ago
The thing is, neither of them has mothers...
Well, Ed and Al did in some one of this episodes.
WrinryRockBellFMA 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
cannot stop laughing.
oh yeah, well ur mamma's a honuculi!
so mean.
so funny. xD
xHearter 1 year ago 3
you momma so fat that when sasuke saw her, he chainged his name to sasugay
animecat33 1 year ago
That was pretty good. It kinda sucks cause both their moms are dead...but still very funny!
Cate300 1 year ago 3
rofl oh ya....well your mama is a humunculas bwahaha
lalagonu 2 years ago
yo mom is so stopid she sold her car for gass many
bradleycummings98 2 years ago
@bradleycummings98 Yo momma's so stupid she raised a child that couldn't spell..
ResidentEval619 1 year ago
no one knows how to spell homuniculus...buuuuuuuut
i do haha
musoartist 2 years ago
lame
423goku 2 years ago
omg is she really a homunolcolus??
ive only read up to V18
I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!
musoartist 2 years ago
Their mother is only a homonculus in the anime.
Semitaire 2 years ago
oh thank GOD-cuz thats like euw
musoartist 2 years ago
that last part....the homunculus....thats low winry....
Godofthemyths 2 years ago
what song when winry comes on
jeezy3 2 years ago
something by alanis moressett...um any other way or something
Godofthemyths 2 years ago
yo mama's so old she's got an autographed bible.
Yo mama's so stupid even Naruto can't believe it.
GinnyStoleMyMan 2 years ago 4
nice one
lynn242424 2 years ago
yo momma's so fat she floated in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world! Oh. What. Now.
rubyqueen808 2 years ago
yo moma so dumb she threw a rock to the floor and missed! yo moma so poor i went through her front door and made it to her back yard! yo moma so poor she cant afford to pay attention!!! take that dude
hyabusa2211 2 years ago 4
yo mama's so fat she on both sides of the family. yo mama's teeth are so yellow the sun took a vacation. yo mama's so old here breast milk has turned into powdered milk. YEA EAT THEM APPLEZ!
akakiki8232 2 years ago
"oh ya well your mama is a hermunculus!!!!!" XD
Nazar8989 2 years ago
what is the name of the guys doing this
XjojjeX 2 years ago
What the....
Riutachi 2 years ago
Yo mama's so fat... Dracula died of a heart attack after drinkin her blood.
Yo mama's so fat, when she slept with yo daddy, he vanished the next day.
Yo mama's so fat, the world revolves around her.
Yo mama's so fat, food is attracted to her!
Yo mama's so fat, her weight is OVER 9000!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!", He asked her to step aside.
Yo mama's so dum, zombies ignore her.
Yo mama's so hungry, she thinks trees are broccoli.
ManintheArmor 2 years ago 2
kudos to you
musoartist 2 years ago
yo momma is so fat when she sat on the toilet it decended to hell
christian934 2 years ago 2
I love that ending with the humunculis part lol funny stuff dude
PrincessRowan1989 2 years ago
Ur momma is so fat Peter gryphon got jelous!
filec117 2 years ago
-_- you spelled his last name wrong
Klickle 2 years ago
Ur momma is so ugly when she walked in a huantedhouse she came out wit a application!
filec117 2 years ago
It was a bad idea to read this comment and drink soda at the same time....
torielric 2 years ago
your mama's so fat she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled: "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
shadowsythe100 2 years ago
Yo mamas so tall that the only person who would marry her was a STREET LIGHT. OOH MEGA UBER SUPER DUPER QUADRUPLELY SPECTACULARLY BURNT GOOD SIR D:<
TsunamiBlader931 2 years ago
yo mommas so fat her bloodtype's ragu
tosilogsan 2 years ago
XDDDD "ur momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of george washingtons nose!!!!!!"XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OdDwAfFlEnUmBa1 2 years ago
Yo mama's so fat her pants size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!
batonqt 2 years ago 5
Haha! i like that one!
nattag100 2 years ago
lol thankies!.....my bf came up with it but thankies!! lolz i gots another one, it really only applies to my friends mom but whatever...or maybe not
Yo mama's so short, she makes Edward look like Shaq
batonqt 2 years ago
Winry:I'm a bitch!
Edward:SHUT THE FUCK,UP!!
LOL!!ooh That was so funny,!
SelGomez13 3 years ago 2
yo moma is so skiny i told the racoon to eat u because shes on the south side bich diet
shawnm935 3 years ago
Yo momma so gay she makes Orochimaru look straight.
Temari586 3 years ago 99
@Temari586 orochimaru's gay :'(
HILARYBANFIELD 1 year ago
@Temari586 OMG That is bombing ... imma use that now
MathFreak314159 1 year ago
@Temari586 NICE!!!!
KushinaXMinatoForev 1 year ago
@Temari586 That is just brilliant=))
Itadame 7 months ago
Way~2~go
hahahagirlha 3 years ago
you mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sit AROUND the house
theblazingraven 3 years ago
oh. well.
musoartist 2 years ago
the bigining is hilarious "im a bitch...shut the f##$ up"
cocofojo 3 years ago
Yo mama is so fat-that when she jumped in a pool the water never came back down~~~~Yo mama is so fat that even naruto cant believe it... nice vid!
unluvedproductions 3 years ago 3
lol, that naruto one is hysterical
theblazingraven 3 years ago
yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scale it said "1 person at a time"
IsOneFunkyNoob 3 years ago
*clap, Clap* that was awesome.
MoonxKaoru 3 years ago
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
knockoutLA 3 years ago 2
shut up!! her foot was in the way!!
musoartist 2 years ago
here's an other one: Yo mommas glasses are so think that when she looks on a map, she can see pple waving XD
Shaman3Yoh 3 years ago 4
Lol. Nice vid. ^.^ Here's my Yo mamma joke:
Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale to weigh herself it said "To be continued."
MoukoNeko 3 years ago 2
yo mom is so fat whan she walk past the tv i missed 2 tv shows
seeker851 3 years ago 10
Yo Mama so dumb,she sat on the tv and watched the couch!
ElricLover168 3 years ago 2
that's soooooooooooooooo old...............
tooeasy92894 3 years ago
YA WELL YOUR MOMS A HUMAUNACLUSS! (SP?) lolz
Edsgirl78 3 years ago 3
what anime was this
also where did the audio come from i hear it a lot
ajvajvyahoocom 3 years ago
Idk what audio but i know it's Fullmetal alchemist i'm a crazy obsessed fangirl
Lighterfluidmaster 3 years ago
yo mamma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
EdwardElrick103179 3 years ago 6
LOL SHUT THE FUCK UP!
dsakfjskl 3 years ago
i got one
yo mama sooooo stupid she stared at an orange juice box cuz it said concentrated
123burnoutgirl456 3 years ago 2
lol sad thing is both their moms are dead lol
muppetnut 3 years ago 82
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LOL good point
uzumakinaruto13 3 years ago
haha winry owned ed in the end :P
babypersia 3 years ago 4
Ed: :(
RileyAV08 3 years ago
your mom`s so fat when she went into the restaruant she got the group discount.
Your mom`s so fat when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
Your mom`s so ugly whenever someone revieces an email with her picture it`s classified as a virus.
SonicBlast190 3 years ago 9
man dud thts funny hahahahahaha yo mamma so fat she starved in a grocery sto hey can i take those
009DemonFox 3 years ago
lol shut the fuck up that was halirious
supddawg 3 years ago
Isn,t That Full Metal?
agustinhopper 4 years ago
yo mama so ugly, even naruto doesnt beleive it!
kimmie00160 4 years ago 6
hehe! I like that naruto one! lol
WaterNinja13 4 years ago 3
good one!!!
xlovexthexdarkx 4 years ago
yo mamma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
monkymonk6 4 years ago 5
Yo mama is so ugly thet when she entered an ugly contest they turned her down and sai "sorry no professionals allowed"
Yo mama so old that dracula wouldn't suck her blood
gggghi12 4 years ago
yo momma so hairy she only speaks wookie
ftknox4life 4 years ago
yo mama so ugle even the pillow cries at night
gggghi12 4 years ago 2
yo mama so ugle even the pillow cries at night
gggghi12 4 years ago 3
yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued...
Freddaii211 3 years ago 4
yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone
yo mama so fat whenshe stepped on the scale it said "we don't do live stock"
yo mama so ugly i forced her face intodough to make gorilla cookies
yo mama so ugly even the rice crispies won't talk to her
yo mama so ugly she has to creep up on bath water
yo mama so fat she fel in love and broke it
yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory
gggghi12 3 years ago 11
Your mammas so dumm she tried to put M'M's in alphabetical order
mrdubsack08 4 years ago 3
your mamas so stupid wen dey said there was a serial killer on her neighbors yard then she went to the serial killer "why u killin cereals!!!"
policemasta 4 years ago 2
yo mamma is so fat that when she wore her blue t-shirt and went out people mistook her for a tsunami
FlameAlchemist94 4 years ago 6
yo mama so stupid wen they told her there was a serial killer right in her neighbors yard she went in her house and ate her big mac
naruto99haters 4 years ago
i dont get it?
cidXsherra 4 years ago
be better if it said... yo mamma so stupid when she heard there was a seireal killer, she looked in her kitchin and said "Wow me too!"
DraSMas1995 4 years ago
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade!
yo mama so stupid if my dog was as stupid as her hed walk backwards and wag his head!
thehate448 4 years ago
yo MAMA so stupid that when eva you was born she saw the inbilical cord and said "look honey, it comes with cable!"
svmslover 4 years ago 2
those are the worst jokes ever
animaifan 4 years ago
your mom so fat that when she put on a black dress with sparkles the derector of starwars asked her 2 play the backround......BEAT THAT MOFO!
Sebastiandr19 4 years ago
that SUCKED!!!
svmslover 4 years ago
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, we missed TWO episodes of Friends.
bcbrwk 4 years ago 7
ur mom is so retarded than when we asked her wat the color of a red firetruck was she said, we didnt learn that in school
794251001 4 years ago
yo momma so fat i asked her what her favorite color was she said LONG JOHN SILVER
ftknox4life 4 years ago
your mamma so fat when she was talking across the street. people reported her as a missin vechile
dchero 4 years ago 2
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stupid as hell
mentalsizzle 4 years ago
yo mom so stupid she took a ruler to see how long she slept
archy25 4 years ago 2
o and where did u get the iam a bicth stut the fuck up!!!
ButtItchVideos 4 years ago
your mommas so stupid she steels free samples
NeilGaara 4 years ago 4
your momas so ugly she makes unions cry!
NeilGaara 4 years ago
ur mom is so fat when she went sky diving everyone said ALIEN INVASION!!!!
nickflora123 4 years ago 3
yo momma so fat they told her she had flapjack titties she started licking them.
trice3905 4 years ago 3
omg sec2 and yo mamma so skinny people screamed cause they mistook her for an alive stick
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galahan1234 4 years ago
weak yo mama is a loser
jokemaster12 4 years ago 2
weak
jokemaster12 4 years ago
weeeeee :3
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jaredkw1 4 years ago
go get a bottle of sink cleaner and drink it, it would make me happy
mauidude1 4 years ago
u suck u can go on limewire and serch that
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clodff7punk 5 years ago
what the hell? was that supposed to be funny XD j/p nice
ginadia 5 years ago
dont you like the part were it shows a lil edvy?!
tsunamifuruba 5 years ago
win isent he lil
ninetellfox 5 years ago