this is one of those videos that you dont laugh at first but then right afterwards you bust up so hard you fall out off you chair and everyone in the starbucks looks at you like you belong in an insane asylum
Man, Toki always has the short end of the stick when it comes to tragedies: His dad died in an horrible way while he watched and couldn't do shit, his cat died too, a girl in a wheelchair he promised to see was dead when he finally met her. Haven't followed the program in a while, but I'm sure more shitty stuff happened to him.
And yet he almost always has that upbeat happy attitude. Really...makes you wonder when he will snap and murder the fuck out of everyone in range.
@DUKENUKEM132 well he sorta did when he beat that guy to death for yelling too loud, but i agree. Not to mention, he didn't really have the best childhood either. I think he subcutaneously wants to act like a child because he never had a true chance to be one. Toki has always come across as a morally strong character who has learned the value of his life from hardship. Overall, his optimistic personalty is a needed contrast among the show's characters which has made him one of my favorites.
@Adrastia true, which makes it all the more hilarious that he's in a death metal band.... on another note, I wonder when Dethclok is going to realize they're so rich they can do whatever they want?
@DUKENUKEM132 A few times he's snapped to the point of showing his sadistic side and they say he may be a human incarnation of death in the show so you're probably right
@DUKENUKEM132 Well remember when he was observing sobriety at that concert? "AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER!" All capslock rage and such. >.> lol
@DUKENUKEM132 Dude! Yes! This is what I've been saying!
Everything points to Toki at some point losing it and his barely-there sanity finally falling to pieces and then I think things will get ugly. Remember that dude at the Snakes 'n' Barrels concert that was shouting in his ear? Remember the looks on the faces of the others when they saw Toki straight out murdering him? I think that's just the tip of the iceberg.
@DUKENUKEM132 Lol I'll always remember the girl in the wheelchair scene. It was one of the few episodes were I was left going "holy fuckin shit!!!! .....=O"
yes yes YEEEEEES I FOUND IT I LOOOOOOOVE THIS SHIT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN MUCH DETHKLOCK I LOVE YOU
I miss you Callie. I love you baby girl.
DarthBarkerSithLord 1 hour ago
I played this over and over again when my cat died... :'(
VirgilwithanE 4 hours ago
Nathan sounds so awesome!
supern00b25 4 hours ago
lyrics?
Mvspanky223 9 hours ago
xDDSS
TheJames1233 13 hours ago
Furries; nothing is safe.
ThomasMoar 20 hours ago
aaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Toki is sooooo cute <3
1238Agata 22 hours ago
um... this is the new troll!
MiniMidge97 1 day ago
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This show is cool
FantasyAnimegirl666 1 day ago
no more hamburger time!
shadow31213 1 day ago
the softer side of brutal
voodooxcxl 1 day ago
AHAHAH
Marorrai 2 days ago
Kids, this is your brain on drugs. Please take note.
metallicarules33 2 days ago
the first time i ever saw this.... i thought Dr.Rockso had shared his c c c cocain with me.
Rwy801998 2 days ago
Its funny because it was before Nyan Cat
BillKillerz 3 days ago
TOKI IS SO MOE
AnimePianoThemes 3 days ago
what are skwisgaar and murderface saying?
BloodyReaper1000 4 days ago
@BloodyReaper1000
Murderface: I jacked on a doctors face
Skwisgaar : He jacked on a doctors face
RedmanRedmanRedman 4 days ago
This is why I don't do drugs.
juliabohemian 4 days ago
which episode is this? link me?
ThundaGunna 4 days ago
This was two times trippier then the yellow submarine cartoon :|
worldowarguru 6 days ago
I miss my kitty.
deadcrowes19 6 days ago
I'm going to the dentist soon.
OrestesHasOreos 6 days ago
This is so's metals
ericsimaginaryfriend 6 days ago
lol khajit
AzariahKyras 1 week ago
I want to sing this at the school talent show :D
and dress up like Nathan in thunder horse
ZeR0zAndOnEz 1 week ago
Imma try smoking weed and watching this.
Nameless666Maggot 1 week ago
I'm tripping so much shit right now, guys.
WhatAStrangeMan 1 week ago
Holy SHIT! 0:34 = THE ORIGIN OF NYANCAT!
TheLittleCuteThing 1 week ago 9
If u ever run outta bud, just watching this vid will definently make FEEL high
Theevil6ify 1 week ago
lmao
SellMeLies 1 week ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug... O-o
xkennyPLx 1 week ago 3
WTF DID I JUST WATCH?.... ok maybe one more time
nicexcar 1 week ago
is this the new Xenone song?
ErikEntropy 1 week ago
-HAMBURGER TIIIIIIIIIME!!!!
FLaiR791 1 week ago
this is one of those videos that you dont laugh at first but then right afterwards you bust up so hard you fall out off you chair and everyone in the starbucks looks at you like you belong in an insane asylum
Marksanindian3 2 weeks ago
I love how nothing really significant happened to Skwisgaar in this episode, so he joins in with Murderface's part. Laughing so much it hurts.
ThePurplecakes 2 weeks ago
Poor Toki, everything he gets close to dies.
SkaIIeyWag 2 weeks ago
this show cries itself to sleep at night when it doesnt start a new meme.
godihatethissite 2 weeks ago
... He MUST be on something to be able to come up with something like this o.o
1HallowedBeThyName1 2 weeks ago
LSD and this video equels best 1:48 of your entire life.
theULTIMATETetris 2 weeks ago
i wonder what happens if u watch this high
SassyMcCathy 2 weeks ago
I played this after my cat died, ;)
stanthemanofamerica 3 weeks ago
lol I love Toki
blacklotus1991 3 weeks ago
41 people jacked off on a doctors face.
Prototapeable 3 weeks ago
Why did they censor the tits in this video when I've seen them show tits before?
blackkakari 3 weeks ago
no more hamburger time XD
rickyleadguitar 3 weeks ago
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW :3
MrMarktheevil1 1 month ago
BRUTAL
DarkAngel3753 1 month ago
why does no one ever upload the whole song??
D1chotomy 1 month ago
@D1chotomy i know! i love the very very end. i wish that were my ringtone. it's okay, though. the dethtone is my ringtone.
saachica07 4 weeks ago
whoever hates this is a nazi
spazman96325 1 month ago in playlist deathclock
@spazman96325 NO there comminazis XD
Nygunsons 1 month ago
i love the drummers part
wildboy789789 1 month ago
Still a better love story than Twilight
intehbut 1 month ago
Love this show! Can't believe I just started watching.
IamAlwaysRight 1 month ago
0:01
www366 1 month ago
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU..........
GodOfWAAAGH 1 month ago
So this is what cat nip is like......intresting.....
epicwinman100 1 month ago
My fuckin dealers always sneakin shit into my weed... Im trippin balls.
emosanta14 1 month ago
I just came in a doctors face, I just came in a doctors face
Rhandahl 1 month ago
I jacked off on a doctors face!!!!!!
juanarruti 1 month ago
woah... Toki's a cat?
what. the. FUCK. have i been drinking...
Jaffa13666 1 month ago
i seriously thought that i was tripping on some shit when i first saw this
ChefBoyardoom 1 month ago
L4D2 Coach would be like "CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE"
digHeMan 1 month ago
When Murderface and Skwisgaar start running on the humburguers, it kills me.
AeanMarz 1 month ago
iz sadz nowz
lololrofl50 1 month ago
Sad. Makes me think of my cat. RIP Jack
19drivenbyblood86 1 month ago
Tokis the messenger of death
TheBowlofgreens 1 month ago 14
Pickles is the flying spaggeti monster???!!! O.O ooh God...
nayuriKamashigo 1 month ago
Rainbow Dash approves of this video!
FourthDimensionPyro 1 month ago
mindfuck
MetalowyCzlowiek 1 month ago
this is how babies are made
SnowflakeX100 1 month ago
lol what is murderface saying?
MsSkateboardP 1 month ago
@MsSkateboardP I jacked off on a doctor's face
honeybakedgraham 1 month ago
no more hamburger time.. no more hamburger time
oioineil 1 month ago
This is much more scary than any dethklok vid I've seen before...
Shaldier 1 month ago 31
Quiero un gato como Toki.
Multijsolano 1 month ago
BRUTAL
MetalowyCzlowiek 1 month ago
so this is where the nyan cat came from? ow shit!
dammyteo 1 month ago
Pickles disembodied head is awesome!
ParaMythos 1 month ago
pickles rules
wannabesedated00 1 month ago
Wut Da Fuck Wus Dat.
republicofsandles 1 month ago
Nyan cat homeworld?
VictoryfortheFreeman 1 month ago
What is this, I dont even...
wolfmel0dy 1 month ago
i dont know why but the cats face at 0:23 makes me laugh everytime
deicidalmaniac 1 month ago
Robot Unicorn Attack!
Neroese1 1 month ago
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2 cups of rice... Brutal...
mnokeymans44 1 month ago
Man, Toki always has the short end of the stick when it comes to tragedies: His dad died in an horrible way while he watched and couldn't do shit, his cat died too, a girl in a wheelchair he promised to see was dead when he finally met her. Haven't followed the program in a while, but I'm sure more shitty stuff happened to him.
And yet he almost always has that upbeat happy attitude. Really...makes you wonder when he will snap and murder the fuck out of everyone in range.
DUKENUKEM132 2 months ago 92
@DUKENUKEM132 well he sorta did when he beat that guy to death for yelling too loud, but i agree. Not to mention, he didn't really have the best childhood either. I think he subcutaneously wants to act like a child because he never had a true chance to be one. Toki has always come across as a morally strong character who has learned the value of his life from hardship. Overall, his optimistic personalty is a needed contrast among the show's characters which has made him one of my favorites.
MrThatguyuknow 1 month ago
@MrThatguyuknow
I'm kinda reminded of Michael Jackson. Also, I noticed near the end of the video the anthropomorphic cat is moon walking.
I really like Pickles singing voice.
Adrastia 1 month ago
@Adrastia true, which makes it all the more hilarious that he's in a death metal band.... on another note, I wonder when Dethclok is going to realize they're so rich they can do whatever they want?
MrThatguyuknow 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 A few times he's snapped to the point of showing his sadistic side and they say he may be a human incarnation of death in the show so you're probably right
dallasdoby3 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 Well remember when he was observing sobriety at that concert? "AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER!" All capslock rage and such. >.> lol
misschris828 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 He's Norwegian, they live for tragedy
codydawson91 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 he did murder people. he even went black metal once and poured blood all over his room and was burning shit around the castle.
Laurannah101 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 His favorite guitar teacher died too
drumswhilegolfing101 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 In one episode, he completely flipped out and beat the shit out of some guy at a concert. I think he killed him.
jlf2032 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 Hahaha I got a good chuckle out of that one :P
41Geko41 1 month ago
oh he did shit sorry
XxWolfpack247xX 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 He snapped once, when he punched fan of some "sober-rock band" to death.
killthatbitchplease 1 month ago in playlist Season 3 18
@killthatbitchplease Im in the same fragile place in my life that Toki is and to be honest... I'm really hoping he snaps because I already am.
trephinate 6 days ago
@DUKENUKEM132 Remember that guy at the snake's n' barrels concert he beat to a pulp lol
NickThePunkRockPony 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 yes indeed... toki also tried to get dr.rockso thru rehab, im sure that didnt end well lol
wildboy789789 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 Dude! Yes! This is what I've been saying!
Everything points to Toki at some point losing it and his barely-there sanity finally falling to pieces and then I think things will get ugly. Remember that dude at the Snakes 'n' Barrels concert that was shouting in his ear? Remember the looks on the faces of the others when they saw Toki straight out murdering him? I think that's just the tip of the iceberg.
pandarsson 1 month ago
@DUKENUKEM132 He became as Nathan put it a 'chronic hitter' in the last ep of S3 out not feeling loved.
dogsdistress 4 weeks ago
@DUKENUKEM132 Lol I'll always remember the girl in the wheelchair scene. It was one of the few episodes were I was left going "holy fuckin shit!!!! .....=O"
TenouHaruka0 3 weeks ago
@DUKENUKEM132 If I remember correctly he does snap a few times and beats up a few dudes.
gyzmon69 3 weeks ago
@DUKENUKEM132 That's pretty accurate.
theULTIMATETetris 2 weeks ago
@DUKENUKEM132 He beat the shit outta that one guy at the Snakes n' Barrels sober show
xxxDEMONIKONExxx 2 weeks ago
@DUKENUKEM132 Or you can look at it and realize no matter what happens you should always be like Toki and be happy.
Theonegamefreak 2 weeks ago 3
what is Toki high on?
darkdave1998 2 months ago
I jacked off on my doctor's face one time, too bad its bestiality...
stefmire 2 months ago
Epic song is Epic.
SkinnyBonezz126 2 months ago
It's so Japanese it hurts.
sparkz9870 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 6
toki in metalocalypse is like ringo in the beatles
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cheltastic12 2 months ago
KITTEEHHHHS!!!! =^.^=
RaulReynavki 2 months ago
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
jafrocubic2 2 months ago 51
I also luvs the catses!
(°╭ ◡ ╮°)
NorwayNakken 2 months ago 3
THUMBS UP FOR NYAN TOKI <3
MaddieRawMassacre 2 months ago 6
this is wut i see everytime i'm high
Astupid13NAme 2 months ago
Toki is so innocent and child like. I think he touches the kid in all of us.....
Trashcansam123 2 months ago
@Trashcansam123 How inappropriate of him..
stupidvampiretwat 2 months ago 7
@stupidvampiretwat I seriously LOL'd at that. Good job sir.
Trashcansam123 2 months ago
I fucking love pickles part
dan1614 2 months ago
This is so messed up but wonderful. xD
TheresaScream 2 months ago
He jacks off, he jacks off!
xnightshadyx 2 months ago
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!
Kip779 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
this should be youtubes new anthem
alecinsel 2 months ago
What the fuck is wrong with Toki?
skjaldulfr 2 months ago
@skjaldulfr everything. but we love him
TheNickleChick 2 months ago
@skjaldulfr his cat died
AtemsLoverGirl 2 months ago
Really needs subtitles :L
JayLikesRealCoffee 2 months ago
"I jacked off in a doctor's face"
CaveofTwoLovers 2 months ago
My friend's cat just had hamburger time. He was also black and white. I dedicate this song to him :(
TheMarumellow 2 months ago 6
haha i sang the beginning to my cat when i moved away!!
LemmingsReign 2 months ago 2
yes yes YEEEEEES I FOUND IT I LOOOOOOOVE THIS SHIT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN MUCH DETHKLOCK I LOVE YOU
WickedMilwaukeeLo 2 months ago
This is my jam!
boredom713 2 months ago
this song reminds me of Bobby
HatchetManRocker 2 months ago
@HatchetManRocker This song reminds me of the babe.
DWH915 2 months ago
My mind in a nutshell: good music/metal, cartoons, and rainbows
guywithminigun 2 months ago in playlist Muzixs
@guywithminigun don't forget the cats
TheNickleChick 2 months ago
My dog died. This song actually cheer me up;)
blueeyeatog 2 months ago
sad cat
antmanMK123 2 months ago
this has gotta be the weirdest thing i have seen so far......yet it made me strangely happy for some reason...anyone care to answer??
masterbeloved666 3 months ago
If this is what drugs do then I want some.
bambam202010 3 months ago
wtf is muderface saying?
vejolta 3 months ago
@vejolta "I Jacked off on a doctor's face"
adocfuly 3 months ago
@vejolta same here...
masterbeloved666 3 months ago
I loved that Toki got his own 2 songs this season, they were hilarious, and this one sent me into a violent seizure.
AstroidxAndy 3 months ago
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@AstroidxAndy what was the other one?
TheHugTV 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
i just realized nathan was floating on jello shots
namekman01 3 months ago
My kitty was put to sleep today after an illness. she was ten, and I watched this video to help me process her passing. I feel a little better now.
rayvn03 3 months ago
some robot unicorn reference in there
jacak47410 3 months ago
this song warms up my little metal heart and brings a tear to my eyes
stefmire 3 months ago 4
I've never wanted to die before I saw this.
SuperIlluminaughty 3 months ago
my new favorite song.
iAmTheQuam 3 months ago
0:30, prepare to be Mindfucked!
sqidd 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
This is the most metal guitarist in the world.
ibleedredwhitendblue 3 months ago
And so the Nyan cat was born.
Jacobprogammer 3 months ago 4
Is it wrong that I actually cried when they played this song? Like no joke, at the end of the episode I was crying so fucking hard.
dontliketacos 3 months ago 3
@dontliketacos Cryings is not metals
DocThrobulator 3 months ago
This is so metal!
TehOctober 3 months ago 2
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blaketheawesomedude 3 months ago
thumbs up and ill take a piss in the toilet
nukemyasshole 3 months ago
I got kicked in the back of the head and I saw this.
Bloodletter8 3 months ago
Toki should be the main song writer :D
SuperDubietyStrike 3 months ago 50
@SuperDubietyStrike fuck yes
TheNickleChick 3 months ago
every comment here is agreed with by me and is funny.
S2Cents 3 months ago
Who else would do the blue chick
xXShigofumiXx 4 months ago 72
@xXShigofumiXx sure... if you would like *puts on glasses* blue balls.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
epicenur 3 months ago
@xXShigofumiXx blue chick?
kanopopo 2 months ago
@xXShigofumiXx William Schatner.
chiporskip 1 month ago
@xXShigofumiXx Throw in a face bag, and i'd hit it.
DDentonas 1 month ago
This reminds me of a weird combination of Robot Unicorn Attack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and various cat-themed internet memes.
teh5abiking 4 months ago 4