YOUR SO VERY WELCOME DOLL... LOVE IT... AHH PLEASE YOUR BETTER THEN ANYTHING JOHN WATERS HAS PUT OUT IN OVER 15 YRS... & I'M FROM B-TOWN...FIERCE & TRASHY...KEEP THEM COMING PLEASE...
The greatest lie ever told, Ted has convinced the world that he actually is his character. You nay sayers are a boring lot. Yes, Ted may have a few years on some of us, but I'll thank my lucky stars if I can stay as fun and hilarious.
Oh my God I am going to have nightmares about his guy! He makes me think about all the patients I've had to deal with over the years and leaves me feeling like I should save myself a lot grief and just stick a gun in my mouth or throw myself off a very tall bridge. Your videos are very depressing and I think you need a mental health professional STAT! God, please save us from the weirdos!!
I also think he is perfectly healthy, physically and he has nice teeth (which don't match his on screen persona) i think he has a really big salami too, check out those fingers...
...I believe he knows exactly what he is doing and just when he lets us think he might sing a song straight (no pun intended) or sustain a note, he warbles his voice. I would like to hear and see him sing 'straight' sometime. I bet when he chooses, he can truly belt 'em out and has a great voice.
I think under the grime and hair is a somewhat attractive and talented man. He has incredible comic timing ! I've watched several of his vids and have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to be this funny and sustain it as well as he does with only a source of mental illness, as some suggest.
Something Ied do at this age, I never thought Ied find someone does this shit at this age, Ied never grow up, theres no reason to dude, lol Frank Sinatra rules by the way lol I NEED A MOP hahahah WTF lol!!
i worked in a hospital for years and my patients never could sing like that you have talent my friend
AUSCHWITZ3735 1 month ago
@AUSCHWITZ3735 Well, thanks. I'm a wierd singer - no Steve Lawrence, or Vic damone. Thanks, Ted
branstonA 1 month ago
YOUR SO VERY WELCOME DOLL... LOVE IT... AHH PLEASE YOUR BETTER THEN ANYTHING JOHN WATERS HAS PUT OUT IN OVER 15 YRS... & I'M FROM B-TOWN...FIERCE & TRASHY...KEEP THEM COMING PLEASE...
SISTAHFACE 6 months ago
HE IS MY FAVORITE...REALLY... FUCKING FABULOUS AND HIS STYLING IS TOO FIERCE...WERRRKKKKK!!!!!
SISTAHFACE 6 months ago
@SISTAHFACE This is Ted _ You made my day.
branstonA 6 months ago
omg im glad he doesnt really look like this
ByeByeBelly 6 months ago
you look like a pedo
apple7451 7 months ago
This guy is a genius!
Fooblestheclown 8 months ago
Jack Nicholson should behave!
MrDominic522 1 year ago
Toma Waits on crystal meth
redpaul79 1 year ago
Lol your just too cool
blackcat333ful 1 year ago
man... ...God.... uh... man...
indigomorgan1 1 year ago
im spellbound.."
futuristfood 1 year ago
LOL!!! Runs to get a Mop!!!
Khaos696 1 year ago
he looks like the grinch
jsnyara 1 year ago
The greatest lie ever told, Ted has convinced the world that he actually is his character. You nay sayers are a boring lot. Yes, Ted may have a few years on some of us, but I'll thank my lucky stars if I can stay as fun and hilarious.
- Oranges and Lemons say the bells of St. Clemens
Mingus5000 1 year ago
You are awesome Rapidred!!!
buythefrog 1 year ago
hey this guy look like the homeless guy who always pose up at the walmart near my house. Didn't know he had a home and a working webcam
efeckz 1 year ago
hmm .. heard of S H O W E R?:P nah ur kinda funny have been watching u some and ur kinda wierd like my grandpa:P
timmen1111 1 year ago
This is what you have to look forward to young'ins. Gettin old is hell get ready for it.
Silvertrine 1 year ago
Oh my God I am going to have nightmares about his guy! He makes me think about all the patients I've had to deal with over the years and leaves me feeling like I should save myself a lot grief and just stick a gun in my mouth or throw myself off a very tall bridge. Your videos are very depressing and I think you need a mental health professional STAT! God, please save us from the weirdos!!
JJ2955 1 year ago
I also think he is perfectly healthy, physically and he has nice teeth (which don't match his on screen persona) i think he has a really big salami too, check out those fingers...
jammerbarn 1 year ago
...I believe he knows exactly what he is doing and just when he lets us think he might sing a song straight (no pun intended) or sustain a note, he warbles his voice. I would like to hear and see him sing 'straight' sometime. I bet when he chooses, he can truly belt 'em out and has a great voice.
jammerbarn 1 year ago
I think under the grime and hair is a somewhat attractive and talented man. He has incredible comic timing ! I've watched several of his vids and have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to be this funny and sustain it as well as he does with only a source of mental illness, as some suggest.
jammerbarn 1 year ago
@jammerbarn Well thanks for all the supportve stuff. -- Ted Pillman.
branstonA 1 year ago
@branstonA You're welcome!
jammerbarn 1 year ago
get some ibuprofren then
PrettyPrincess15100 1 year ago
hahahahahaha....... i this real
thegetsillykid 1 year ago
Srsly, wtf
barkulator 1 year ago
i think this man actually has a mental condition.
why the fuck else would someone his age be doing something as fucking wierd as this?
im seriously blown away at how bizaar this is
jennabennabby 1 year ago
menal problem guys....
dreamcream69 1 year ago
@dreamcream69 mental*
AcKayz 1 year ago
theres allot of boring pricks around the world hes deffenatly not boring lol reminds me of Jack Nicholson lol
MrTODD27 1 year ago
@MrTODD27 lol same thing i was thinkin .. like a drunk Jack
skyweezynU 1 year ago
Something Ied do at this age, I never thought Ied find someone does this shit at this age, Ied never grow up, theres no reason to dude, lol Frank Sinatra rules by the way lol I NEED A MOP hahahah WTF lol!!
MrTODD27 1 year ago
is this guy like sriously this way or just acting????
DaNiBoOfUl 1 year ago
Comming Soon!!! (to a gas station restroom near you).
WhatFuckingUsernameI 1 year ago
hahaaaa. wtf.
queefolatro 2 years ago
HE LOOKS WORSE THAN THE GRINCH
pinky1rose 2 years ago 7
agree
Msmorganify 1 year ago
ted walks the line like cash,even though he usually stumbles from being drunk!
SR893 2 years ago
Reminds me of a Lorne Greene album where he croons about lost youth and aging. Very different narration.
pillmanfan 2 years ago
YOU ROCK!!!!! I show your stuff to everybody!!!!!!
hillybillyvoodoo 2 years ago
thank you for doing something good with your day. I like your videos they are great branstonA
camboy1132 2 years ago
I love the hairstyle
gungadin36 2 years ago 2
what the fucking hell....
maryisawesome1515 2 years ago 9
Lmao love it so funny lol
I am an Aged Care Nurse,and I would love to look after old Ted I would be singing along with him lol
Oh dear Ted I could fix the bag for you lol
5000 stars for poor old Ted xxxxx
DollyAU
DollyAU 2 years ago
I actually thought it was Frank for a bit.
amazmace 2 years ago
I thought it was Frank, too ! Thanks- Ted.
freshmenfan 2 years ago
LMFAO.
VipericVampire 3 years ago
Is this the funniest stuff you got? Better call Dr, Vicary stat!!!
PennylessPictures 3 years ago
i'll bet Sinatra wouldn't have continued on after breaking his cholostomy bag..what a guy,that Ted...always thinking of the fans.
ButtBreathersUnited 3 years ago
Ted is still King. Funniest guy in town.
I'll take him through sickeness and through health. ! Ted, let's get married !
fierochris 3 years ago