Eddie Izzard in Definite Article: Late Night Petrol Stations

[jveyette]

wake up. I want groceries....

[DziadekMroz6666]

Follow him! He speaks in senteces.

[DENNNNIS1]

Eddie Izzard is a genius of comedy. He loves it... but... i bet there is a lot of writing and erasing and rehearsing behind the scenes.

[shadowfax994]

@DENNNNIS1 actually eddie is dyslexic so most of his revisions happen on the fly - each performance is like a rehearsal for the next one.

[BlogBitch]

@DENNNNIS1 thumbs up for the boring 'explain the joke' boring cunt.

[ChildOfDarkness12]

"brown bread brown bread yeah.... no that's diesel oil."

[EvanDanielHocking]

Yeah bread... FOR MY BREAD GUN!

Hello were murderers... Twix please xD

[ledzeprulz1234]

hello we're murderers XD

[imthelittlesealgirl]

oh wow hes great

[MrLemon6545]

yeah, bread! for my bread gun!

[1337frog]

gah! had a mouthfull of soda pop when he said "hello we're murderers.... uhhr, twix please."

sticky...

[VitallyPicturesque]

Anyone who know the secrets of England, what the hell does he ask for a packet of?? I've wondered for ages!

[Pasithea]

@VitallyPicturesque A packet of Rizlas. A Rizla is a brand of rolling papers and cigarette tubes or blanks in which tobacco is rolled or stuffed to form handmade cigarettes. It's mostly used for marijuana smoking. xD

[HECKproductions]

someone on a camel over here.. people from star trek back there..

[MrTubeandWatch]

"Yes bread, for my bread gun!"

HAHAHA

[spartandud3]

2 words "brown bread" first word sounds like .... brown

[itchigo5786]

hello were murderers uuuh cake please

[Zelphaba]

1 person doesn't have a bread gun.

[acissej324]

The best part of the whole things was the charades part.

"Brown bread, brown...ok, two words, first words sounds like........BROWN!"

[BHQld]

LMAO, don't know how many times I've used the phrase ... "first word sounds like ... Brown!" .... to point out that someone's just NOT hearing me! :D

[pacskye]

Total genius. Best comic on the entire Planet.

[SlipknotAreMyGods]

He truly is hillarious.. although hellok a bit wierd.. still funny... :)

[lewismofo]

bread for MY BREAD GUN!!!

[hadi952]

follow him , he speak in sentences

[Judothrow5]

Yeah bread, FOR MY BREAD GUN

[v8wr]

He's halarious! genius!

[phapherphapher]

NO,,, "Hello we're Murderers.... eh... Twix please '' is the best!

[MadsNoble]

DEAD! Or alseep, you're not sure.

Brown Bread! Brown Bread! Fisrt word sounds like Brown

[mikuz007]

aaaaaaaa TWIX please

[manofvideos1]

"Follow him , he speaks in senetences" LOL

[JanineRobin]

'ello we're murderers...... er, Twix please.

[darkslash67]

bread for my BREAD GUN!

[thereisawar4yourmind]

i dont care if he wears dresses hes still a great comedian

[Browneye1035]

Brown bread for MY BREAD GUN! lolololol

[kirbyd123]

its a real shame hes a transvestite...

[darklinkwillkill666]

@kirbyd123 you kind of people that judge others based on appearances alone, disgust me, i think i speak for everyone here when i say you're a horrible person and you don't deserve the air you breath. >:(

[Asharinho]

Two words, brown bread, first word sounds like.........brown

[Vercetti777]

Luftwerfer

[nipperlve]

YH BREAD FOR MY BREAD GUN !!! lol !

and twix please lmao x

[HarleyQuinn249]

2 words, brown bread. First word, sounds like... brown. XD

[fulkwho]

lmfao sounds like.. brown xD

[PigunTheCarnifex]

FOLLOW HIM! HE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES!

[wingzofire]

What is a bread gun?

[medow174]

its a gun that shoots bread silly :o

[spoonw135]

brown bread!!!

first word sounds like...brown

lol

[bezzybecks123]

were was this was it in london?

[babycakesjk]

ok, question- what is brown bread? That like whole wheat?

[cashcrewstudios]

U mad? U dont know what brown bread is?

Yeah it is Whole Wheat

[babycakesjk]

We don't call it brown bread here. Sorry I don't know every single word another country uses. Jesus.

[Psychicnoah]

it's bread...that's brown...

[88Sabrine88]

Well what do you use then? Pink bread?

[ILikeABandCalldOasis]

White Bread :)

[88Sabrine88]

Yes we use white bread too for normal bread but what do you say for wholewheat bread? You know the low calorie bread? :]

Or do you not have that?

[ILikeABandCalldOasis]

What dyou mime for wholewheator low calorie? Big circle and sway arms like wheat, or point low at the ground and then mime someone who has consumed a lot of calories...

Yeah Im lost too.

[88Sabrine88]

Actually that comment you have just posted has made me more lost than ever! :P

[ILikeABandCalldOasis]

:D I didnt read the other comments...i just saw Brown Bread and Pink Bread and felt compelled to add in White Bread :)

[88Sabrine88]

LoL! If your goal was to confuse people then believe me you have succeeded!! ;D

[bezzybecks123]

he looks like shirley off eastenders

[squishy3000]

"Bread for my... BREAD GUN!!!" XD

[cashcrewstudios]

Yeah, lol

[axil56]

hello were murderers err twix please

[Lotto15719]

@axil56 My dad got me a mug saying that :)

[cryz8210]

Eehhr... Twix please.. lawl xD

[sheckler105]

The sith murderer is funny lol!

[EjectNPlay]

No--- that's diesel oil....

[FemaleGallade]

Yeah, bread for my bread gun! XD

[bmsman816]

lol Bread Gun r ultimate

[wastedarse]

id be the happiest person in the world if eddie izzard had a bread gun and was behind me at the petrol aka gas station

[Shadowisthebestever]

hello we're murderers! er twix please.

lol!

[Ellie1811]

Bread for my bread gun!

[ibanezmaggot173]

Twix Please! Priceless :D

[deadlyheels]

Brilliant-true Izzard style!

[alfie6000]

eddie izzard rules!

[hipfan31]

Hello, we're murderers. Quite possibly the funniest 3 words ever.

[bargerfamily]

LOL!

[NativeLights12]

i like the murders lol