dave's voicemail

[Sinjinator]

I love a mean KETCHUP SANDWICH!

Out the wazoo, bro.

[jmg0327]

I believe he said, during the virus part (when you have the question marks in the subtitles), that he was sarcoidosis.

[sbauman487]

@jmg0327: The first one was Guillain-Barré. You were right about sarcoidosis. Although, I have to point out that neither of the diseases he listed is actually a virus; they're both considered to be syndromes.

Sarcoidosis is of unknown cause. Guillain-Barré is an auto-immune disorder.

[ravenrriddle]

God, I wish all of my friends were like him. Instead of, y'know, completely fucking retarded when they're drunk. And not even in the good way. One of my friends seems to like gay sex only when he's drunk.

"Hey man... lessjussst... d'you... d'you... maaaan.... I really want sex man."

"Call your girlfriend."

"fshhhhhhh... just take off your pants bro."

"WTF NO"

[Saminite]

The two things he says when you have the ???? are "i'm Guillain-Barré i'm sarcoidosis." Both are autoimmune disorders, which fits with his "i'm a virus." Just thought you'd want to know.

[analogtyler]

Haha yeah, he (the kid who sent me this vm) told me that after i made it. He was really really really into House at the time - so it makes sense.

[2oonhed]

I got ketchups comin' out the WAZOO!!!

[HilariousVoicemails]

Hope you don't mind - we are going to add this video too.

[amykeisenberg]

"i'm a chemist and i mix up shit"

[MSterm]

Funniest call ever.