Hairspray Miss Baltimore crabs (HQ)

[BritneyJellybeanz]

i never noticed the phrase "but I screwed the judges" I get it now...

[VEVOAustinMahone]

I LOve THis



[nocheismyolddog]

Well this show isn't broadcast, its CinemaScope!!

[swiftiegleek23]

For some reason, I wouldn't wanna be Tracy or Penny (though I wouldn't mind if I got one of them ;)) I would wanna be Velma! She gets a solo, is funny, and I think I would be a good bad guy! lol I told my bff this and she goes "You wanna seduce the dad!?!?!?!?" lol <3

[TheStar2bella]

It's amazing just how many things fly right over your head when you're a kid. Miss Baltimore CRABS?

[dramacrazynet]

when Amber says "Mother wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930", I'm ready for her to say 1934 instead of 1930

[thepleasantagdolls]

pause at 2:05

the guy to HER left is link (zac efron)!

[lunahate]

did she really just say " they padded their cocks, but I screwed the judges" ??????

[jakyboy72]

@lunahate She said 'cups' as in bras, but cocks.

[lunahate]

@jakyboy72 oeps sorry , guess my hearing isn't as good as it thought sorry

[kissmmysass123]

@JavertRa Omg. You're right

[kissmmysass123]

My favorite song from the play. :)

[TheJulietMarie]

I started singing "Miss Voldemort Crabs" by accident.

Now I'm imagining Voldemort holding audtions, and Snape is Amber.

[JustAsSaneAsIAm]

@TheJulietMarie Just---ALL THE AWARDS.

[360WebkinzLover]

she screw the judges haha so funny...

[c1videonow]

I love when they do the twist twist twist mash potato mambo :D

[ImpOfDoom]

"I think they secretly liked you!"

Oh, Penny.

[DreamALittleDream96]

This is 1 of THE BEST scenes in the entire movie.

[crazyskateboardguy1]

I thought it was balldamore grabs as in she grabs balls haha

[LucidLiver]

0.26 Fuhhhhront step. Lmao

[isatiense]

3:15 to 3:40 (My favorite!)

[mysoulbillkaulitz]

When they say the word crabs it makes me think of pubic hair lice sorry I'm very dirty minded

[HonestlyStefanie]

She screwed the judges....therefore she is mrs.baltimore crabs xD

[carmenleeka]

I love the way she says " Miss Balltiiimorreee Craaaaaaaaabbbbbbbssss "

[CarlisleVampyre]

2:06 Zac Efron looks so hot

[onnicarda]

I love how she says "Oh..my god.."

[JavertRA]

Is it mean-spirited to imagine Kristin Chenwoeth doing this song (ex pageant girl an' all)

[SvuFanForeva93]

Haha, If it wasn't for Michelle Pfieffer, I would HATE this character. lol

[LoudLiveOut]

3:30 i would hate to have a case of Miss Baltimore CRABS

[LoudLiveOut]

1:25 i bet she did

[jinglybell1]

mother wake up from that dream of yours this isn't 1930

LOL i looooooooooooooooooooove that line :D

[PEACEyCrazi]

how awkward it must it have been to film that dream sequence....

[TheKnickKnack123456]

1:32

Did it really take 5 guys to pick her up? She weighs like 5 pounds...

[xxxurbabii12xxx]

@Casbz2018 same here!

[babbelgaffelmirakel]

"Penny pinch me!"

"AOOO!"

"...You told me too?"

[TheGiverOfDarkness22]

Ummm one question...Penny is suppose to be the geek right? LOOK AT HER..Its Amanda Bynes...that has "Pretty" and "Stylish" written all over her :D

[lasse4eva]

@TheGiverOfDarkness22

Actually, I thought she was supposed to be naive...kinda like a bimbo.

[vlotious]

her mom probably doesnt drink chocolate milk hahahahaha

[Elliott8425]

Oh Amber Look at this moderly crew!!! Pmsl

[DarkMousyx]

:D this song is part of my marching band show this year

[missdallymatos]

Umm, did any of you see the dirty move? WTF

[WarriorOfWriters]

Did Michelle Pfeiffer make a jew joke?

[10mysterious10]

@WarriorOfWriters Probably ignorant. But yes, 'Oy Gevalt' is like an exclamation in Hebrew/Yiddish, In reference to that Jewish girl being considered pretty if her views of what is attractive being at such a high standard. And then Ms Baltimore Crabs is criticising her for her 'Jew nose.'

[agb393]

...you

[meginmd]

Does Zac mess up at :28?

[Cabz2018]

"Eh....You may go...." I lol everytime. Amber's mom is a total bitch but I effing love her!!!!

[Cabz2018]

OMGAWD i love this song.....Amber's mom is a whore..LMAO! Amber's dress is super cute.

[ladylaurenia]

I was 10 when I saw this for years ago, but had no idea what screwed meant...

[xEccentricElectricx]

@ladylaurenia HAHA! I didn't know what most of the lines meant! Watching this movie with my mom got more awkward the older I got..

[jinglybell1]

i thought it was Miss Baltimore CROWN not crabs

[Efratk]

Gotta love Michelle Pheiffer,she's evil here and she still makes it look good.

[eroberts010]

yh i no i LUV Ambers dress its like a retro sailors outfit (: lolz

[HarukaJoge]

Ambers dress is just adorable

[Cabz2018]

@HarukaJoge OMG I said the same thing...lolol Gotta love 50's fashion. =]

[RawrImmaZombeh]

I love how penny is like the only one in this movie who seems to notice the musical numbers happening in the movie

[TheMissHairspray]

I LOVE Hairspray! xx

[iamglgv]

MICHELLE PFEIFFER <333333333333333333333

[CeeCare1]

laughing soooo hard @ 2:58 :D

[DINelOsaur]

I love Penny's unbreakable optimism, "I think they secretly liked you!" Hahahaha!

[JayyChow]

at 1:02... she says "mother knows best." reminds me of the evil lady in "Tangled..." i'll cross reference this later... first i need twist, twist, mashed potato, mamba.

[RisingMushaMist]

@JayyChow the twist,mashed potato and mamba are all dances popular in the 50's

[JayyChow]

@RisingMushaMist yes... and? were my dance moves to provocative?

[RisingMushaMist]

@JayyChow  nop

just a little scripted.

WAIT a minute.

i've never seen you dance!!!

[AnimeFan2236]

@JayyChow thats exactly what I thought!!



[CuppyCake411]

2:38 doesn't the one on the left of amber look like harper from wizards of waverly place?

[chanel2711]

I would say what If I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs? :O

[volleyballlover136]

i totally agree @ninjacatz10124, and also i love this movie and zac efron ..... speechless

[karenaime93]

2:49 looks exactly like Diane Neal from Law and Order SVU... lol

[rockeroftheawesome]

press 4 and she sounds like shes burping.

[TheMrUbetchaCast]

mother wake up from that dream of yours this isn't 1930 hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mother nows best

[4EvaRoses]

DAYUM. HATERS GONNA HATE ¬.¬

[ninjacatz10124]

o.o is it wrong that i actually REALLY like some of the girls dresses??

[alee9955]

@ninjacatz10124 their clothes were so cool back then! i like them too!:) would love to dress like that

[Cabz2018]

@ninjacatz10124 Not at all, their fab!

[HorseyWitchOfTheEast]

I wonder how many times Amber has had to listen to the "Miss Baltimore Crabs" speach in her life

[TheMormonSorceress]

This villain song is defantly on my countdown.

[DropTheDonut]

2:19 - 2:28

EARGASM! ahhh makes me wish i lived back then... i'd be super rich & would have parties like the great gatsby :D

[Joannelovesjello]

omygod shes amazing...

[wfwr]

Michelle is amazing! I loved her in grease 2

[HEARTOFICE2693]

Crabs?

[shelly11198]

12 disikes are the poor runner ups for miss baltimore crabs. plus i love the fact that she sung: Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges. They patted their cups but I screawed the judges.

[Transilvano]

@TheP3TheR Your really turned me on... Mmm... Can´t wait!

[TheP3TheR]

@Transilvano I DON´T WANT TO DO THIS BUT IM SUPERTICIOUS AND I SEW THIS... AND I DID IT

SORRY

[vampireknightfan019]

Michelle Pfeiffer did an amazing job at being snooty! <3

[xXchelseaXloveXx]

My two favorite songs out of the movie are the ones Michelle Pfeiffer sing. Haha. This and Big Blonde and Beautiful. (:

[CPRox100]

wow michelle has a powerful voice

[ThePhantomFanatic]

Michelle Pfieiffer is the best hands down no one can outstage her.

[lasse4eva]

Did she really like...have sex with the judges?

[MultiAnimeBabe]

@lasse4eva probably lol not very surprising :)

[CharliePsychoDog]

@lasse4eva Did they really get crabs?

[AmandaAdmirable]

@CharliePsychoDog I got crabs...from Joe. lol. The thing is that it's based in Baltimore, Maryland. The East coast is known for fresh seafood (i.e. crabs).

[CharliePsychoDog]

@AmandaAdmirable It was a joke. Does Baltimore seafood taste good? I don't think I've ever tried it. I've had some from down here in Florida, though.

[WPH15]

@lasse4eva Probably.

[Stargeek2006]

@lasse4eva I wouldn't put it past her.

[Beep12gurl]

@lasse4eva Well, she had Miss Baltimore CRABS so I'm guessing....

XD

[clarinetvballer]

2:58-3:00

I LOVE PENNY ♥

[moomootee]

Michelle is an amazing singer dancer and actress

[Tracklover98]

question: what is miss baltimore crabs and does she have crabs??? logical question here....

[lasse4eva]

@Tracklover98

apparently crabs is some kind of STI. She DID say she 'screwed' the judges.

[Nux1100]

I want lyrics...

[SaucyPickle]

Michelle is gorgeous!

[Ravibabes]

Britanny Snow is HOTHOTHOT!

[1joah2]

I LOVE when they zoom in on Penny

[britra254]

I think they secreatly like......( cut off penny )

[kurtandblainegleek]

I LOVE THIS SONG! I think Glee should do an episode with music from hairspray!

[09bonita09]

Baltimore is sooooooooooooo integrated now lol

[DreamsOfAtropos]

She's have way too much fun this song XD

[JuneRox25]

@jacobbrent769

I looked at ur comment and then warned the video again and she didn't say hat. Tracey said it before but Velma never said it. No one said it at that part. Sorry.

[girlgirl888]

hahah 1:26, but i screwed the judges?

[jacobbrent796]

HAHAHA @ 0:37 thats what she said "Oh my god"

[jacobbrent796]

I know this song is nasty but it's my fav. idk y but it is

[SvuFanForeva93]

@jacobbrent796

Me too. I really love the rhythm and the beat to the song. Lol

[jacobbrent796]

@SvuFanForeva93 Me too

[MasterGamerSquad]

Michelle Pfieffer did good in grease 2 but amazing in hairspray. Thumbs up if u agree

[carolyncarnage]

@MasterGamerSquad Grease 2 was awful. There was never a sequel to the original on Broadway; there never should have been a movie sequel.

[Xenaluver]

Do they sing a song during the protest? I can't remember.

[B1o2o3m4e5r6a7n8g9]

@Xenaluver yeah, they do

[pineapplecrazed14]

@Xenaluver yeah it's called, "I Know Where I've Been", by Queen Latifah

[ltpigeon9302]

"Wake Up from that dream this isn't 1930"........hahahahahaha

[B1o2o3m4e5r6a7n8g9]

3:32

[sohn1355]

Hot damn! Her voice.

[watdawow]

dont do this dont do that lol

[LittleMissAzula]

she has a cape...I'm jelouse...I want a cape

[IndyaCD3]

actually she was just miss baltimore, Crabs was added to get crap past the radar... it's implyed she caught something screwing the judges

[heathersvancara]

Amanda Bynes is a horibble actress..

[GiftOfGlamour]

freaking love this movie!!!!!! <3

[pinkbearis16]

@GiftOfGlamour i watched this like 56 or 57 times xD

[youmna1999]

at 3:46 she has the eyes of a cat and she looks really cute at 3:35

[pinkbearis16]

@youmna1999 i knw right! 3:35 = i want to look like :OO

[youmna1999]

at 3:46 she has the eyes of a cat

[MsPerryRocks]

Heehee, keep playing 1:40 and it sounds like "Take a Mombo"

[millypop20]

keep pressin 4 and its like all the boys are farting! x

[2oldladies]

I dunno why, but I lovee thiss songg ?!

[hawkette1966]

I looove this movie!!!!!! And this song ha ha Michel plays the perfect middle aged jerk:)

[nicholaskingmequeen]

i love this song!!!! :-)

[TuxedoComplex]

She's Ms.Baltimore Crabs because In some beauty pageants they name the winner Ms.[Name of Area] [Well-known Thing of the Area] so you might find a Ms.Idaho Potatoes or something. It's still hilarious though.

[LoveHugKissify]

"Well this show isnt broadcasted CINEMASCOPE!"

dat was funny.... But i dont think they r the " Nicest kids in Town" if ya no wat i mean

[2pacostacos]

Velma Von Tussle was "Miss South Crab 1945" in 1988 version which i think was much better

[PastelLucy]

so she won miss baltimore for having crabs?

[hopeshayshayshaynah0]

ugh! amber's mother is soo stuck up and snobby! she a crackhead

[HarukaJoge]

I'm not sure if she meant screwed as in sex or like in some sort of wow amazement, screwed with their minds sort of thing

[Briannajuice]

@HarukaJoge

She ment she had sex with them. XD

[HarukaJoge]

@Briannajuice I dont get why she would be so stuck up about it out when she only won for being a skank XD

[Briannajuice]

@HarukaJoge

I officially love you for that comment. XD

[MrSpasse]

this woman is really stuck in the past!

[YaoiAngel00]

why do they call it Miss Balitmore CRABS? it makes me thinking of crabs or something else...

[vinhbethmickie]

@YaoiAngel00 becuz in baltimore, people eat grabs more than usual and crab becomes their symbol!

[GarudaStudio]

@YaoiAngel00 you're supposed to think of crabs, and not just the kind they serve at Red Lobster...

[hopeshayshayshaynah0]

lolz! ikr

[vinhbethmickie]

short fat and ugly are women's enemies!

[videosevennine]

@vinhbethmickie men's too..

[vinhbethmickie]

@videosevennine ur obscene shut up

[samuelverble]

You know Michelle Pfeiffer sings in the Prince of Egypt? True story.

[charliestcloud1]

very odd but i love it

[DreamsOfAtropos]

Pteiffer is having so much fun with this song.

Her expressions in this song are perfect

[gamerific101]

how could she screw the judges it she has crabs?? lol

[flipsyboy]

Michelle Pfeiffer is hilarious when she's bored out of her mind taking them through the steps at the beginning.

[dragongrrl3]

9 people are Amber's cohorts

[AnnaELane]

this really annoying girl got this part in our school musical and shes really obnoxious

[PinkPsycho92]

My favorite boys from the show are Link(of course), Brad(Hot), Paulie(Sexy), Fender(cute). And I like pretty much every girl except for Shelly :P Red-headed bitch! :P 

[lucius11100]

Love how she tells them it's HER show xD

[XXRiotgirl12]

i love this song. so much. xD

[TheNocturneMoon]

i love this song, she makes such a great villainess :)

[23partylover]

luv it at 1:24 ;)