Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day One)

[andysomma1]

Nice.

[arvydc45]

0:00 aws his d**k moving around??

[DJSlushyIce]

THAT WAS BRILLIANT

[minecraft1113]

i would do the same thing

[ScottieDoctor]

Does that switch say Ooff?

[gensmiles1]

Roflmfao

[xLunidas]

What?! No sideburns?!

[LtCJ12]

BREW AT THE SPEED OF BOIL...best line evar

[RunAnHideBiatch]

its not really 8:00 in the morning.. its in the afternoon.he just sent the time to be that

[LoverPanda94]

you were so young toby! what ahppened to all the youngness?! :P

[mtnDEWmas77]

Same thing hapens to me

[anathilm]

the good old days

[Allyouneedisluv1]

Me every morning... in a sense.

[Callaru]

Why not just buy a different brand of coffee?

[IZZABELable]

he was so much younger! ahh

[Jabogood]

If you SNOOZED during this video bless you :D

[472bloodman]

day 3???

[searching4somewhere]

There's no way Toby wrote that entire 3 paragraphs in the description

[selgmzfanforev11]

@searching4somewhere 4 words how its possible: control c control v

[GameTagger3000]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU!!!

[AwesomeIsRyan]

Why didn't he just change the clock? :P

[Bottlenecksify]

BREW AT THE SPEED OF... BOIL.

[Headlesslouis]

The coffee's done.. I love it when the coffee's done!!

[buffjeremy1]

NOT THE COFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[D34DF41L]

Poor Toby. D:

[elpoopche]

In the past, in the present and in the future, toby is just epic :3

[B4rt1879]

2006 :o shiit

[thecandyman0838]

brew at the speed of boil

[MegaSkillz101]

FRESSSSSSSSH POOOOOTS!!!

[MegaSkillz101]

@blak3yd23 SPONSOR XD

[blak3yd23]

wow what an effort for coffee... you should get a Nespresso machine :D

[thcoolman1]

Thanks to Toby I know that 8 o'clock coffee should be drank at 8 o'clock, and Words With Friends is only for friends

[emomazing]

it's been 5 years...how time flies :)

[bdeffet]

swingin dick poductions eh?

[EpicGwFarmer1337]

OOOOH! YA MAMA! Bless yao face XD... At least now I know what he sounds like normally lol

[TheNinjify]

breeeew, brew at the speed of booiil

why does he not do comedy like this anymore?

[AiyanaOneandOnly]

"Brew with the speed of boil !!" lol :)

[owwebernd]

"Damn It"... wow, never thought I'd hear him say this 8D

[bertthehost]

Cup ramen coffee cup?

[enajyramarijuana]

this is the shittiest thing I have ever seen. get a life. you loser. get a girl friend, who drinks coffee.wtf

[TehDevl]

@enajyramarijuana You're the shittiest thing I have ever seen. You get a life, you loser. Get a girlfriend. A lot of people get coffee. [INSERT UNNECESSARY ACRONYM HERE] Troll.

[heloikillu2222]

@enajyramarijuana fuck u asswipe



[Ryuhayabusa2223]

@enajyramarijuana he already has a life..a good one,you retard should go and get one,along with a girlfriend if you dont like the video GTFO a lot of people drink coffee

[WiiGamerof1995]

this is so fake......Toby never wakes up before noon

[jortjuuuuuh]

:O

toby wtf, kinda glad you've changed xD

[poshtelevision]

is he gay

[Chihirios10]

i love how he added like a whole pot of water and only two scoops of coffee

[CaptainReckis]

Sexable com to Tobyturner com

[TheNoddy08]

lol uses his finger

[TheVida7864]

you threw out my coffee :(

[seckel06]

That coffee loos like dirty water... this can't taste good oO

[NarutoKazukiSparda]

Sketches are coming soon guys! Just wait a bit!

[unKnownAlbino333]

Toby! Why did you make coffee! I thought you didn't drink fluids???

[Guatexican8]

Tobuscus marathon: Episode #7

[StevO1942]

TOBY FUCK THE CWF DO MORE SKEETS!!!!

[FawkesLastSong]

This isn't true. Everyone knows Toby doesn't wake up that early

[griffenlancer]

@FawkesLastSong this was 5 years ago

[LoudNoob]

@FawkesLastSong 8pm....duh

[JoeRobot17]

@FawkesLastSong yes he does. Have you noticed the time on his xbox when he plays games?

[thecandyman0838]

yoby used to b awesomer

[PyrozPlayground]

1:02 ...hot... hothothot... Hothot hot HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!! HOT COFFEE MACHINE, HOT!!!

[spop218]

i bet that was 8pm not am,

TOBY NO GET UP IN THE MORNING!

[topgeardog911]

i have that coffee maker!! :)))

[IceQueenx128]

Is this the first video with his theme?!?!?

[AnimeJunkey71]

Brew! Brew at the speed of.... boil. xD

[juke111555]

its perfect! ..... the day has finally come... wait (turns towards clock) 8:01..... DAMMIT!

[HurriShane00]

@juke111555 congrats you got 26 thumbs off for quoting a vid.  How original.

[youtouchmefunny1]

he kinda reminds me of jim carry in these videos

[spaztastic90210]

i actually typed in the 'sexable.com' link that shows at the beginning of each intro, and i was so happy it just lead to his webpage.

[juke111555]

come on BREW ........BREW AT THE SPEED OF eh BOIL !

[littlewolf223]

the commercial before this belive it our not was about coffee... coffee risks :D

[mimismama78]

brue at the speed of boil! LOL

[hikerdude4000]

I drink it at 10:45 and I'm not dead yet

[treytononiel]

Man he never curses now only old videos

[loipo9]

What's up with the description?

[Jeskers18]

I work at Tim Hortons and all I do is make Coffee. This is funny lol.

[upalive11]

@Jeskers18 Hell yeah, Timmy's!

[Jeskers18]

@upalive11 Haha ohhhh yeeeeaaahh, donuts and coffee galore!

[quarantinepr0duction]

i wish he would make another 8 o clock coffee

[Goldenfur12698]

Anyone else notice the off button said ooff...

[ASDfasdfasdfful]

wow, 5 years ago...

[Imadeupsomething]

HE DOESN'T HAVE SIDEURNS!!

[ColoradoRangerHorse]

LMFAO xD

[XPhiT]

now i see what he did there hahaha

[Mikazha]

That looks like really bad coffee. It should be freakin' black.

[MrDancemoves]

Toby's old stuff is so much better than his new stuff. He's targeting a younger audience and i wish he would go back to his older ways.

[tocrazy4cabbage]

1:00 who smashes there head against a boiling kettle XDDDDDD

[AmyyListens]

Brew, brew at the speed of boil! ;D

[NewChannelsFTL]

I like how nobody's commented on the swinging dick in the beginning of the video.

[amylizreyes]

hahaha lmfao r u seriousxD

[MrSuperdude2468]

i wish 5 minutes went by in 30 seconds.id be out of schcool in no time!

[girlylino997]

I was expecting him to say hothothothot when he buned his finger xD

[sophieagout]

@girlylino997 that would make me day!! :D

[ChaOTiCTeaBaggeR]

@girlylino997 tht wud be hilarious!!!

[Twiglaser]

@girlylino997 Ikr? I'm surprised he didn't do that. I think hes slacking...

[J88Wolf]

Just BREW! >_<

[NMC77777777777777777]

description was copy and paste from wikipedia lol

[animefreakculicious2]

Lol I could just imagine he goes through that everyday XD

[animefreakculicious2]

HAHAHAH that was hilarious!!

[hikarimilo]

Toby! you should do more comedy like the old days!

[killroystonekin]

@hikarimilo he's gonna start doing sketches soon

[IdaMSG]

That coffee couldn't even keep a newborn up! That was just water with a hint of brown color! lol xD

[JCMJ123Man]

should have drank it 8 o clock pm!

[upalive11]

@JCMJ123Man Well, technically, 8pm isn't 8 o clock, it's 20:00

[Charri67]

@upalive11 Aww, that ruined my plan for tonight... *dumps out coffee*

[TheNintendAlex]

pause at 0:02 for perfect erection

[Wrash16]

@PenisTheGenius Back in 2006 nobody did sponsor things. People just made fun of a certain brand.

[rocketmail9999]

ROFLMAO!!! =D

[Mystrikchannel]

wtf that doesn't look like coffee :D

[Supermutantzz]

@tobytuner hey tab tab the clock is 8 o clock

[Upgaminginfo]

i love the old intro 

[ihatebeverlyhills]

Meanwhile in Africa

[77BlueNinja]

70 people died by drinking the coffee after 8

[MrMinhTFresh]

I have a feeling that if Toby hadn't taken that breath at 1:20 , he could have had a sip of that coffee.

[TacoBananaMode]

This is the episode where the DADADOODOODOODODODO SUBSCRIBE jingle was created :D

[Zachc108]

... Orange Juice FTW!

[Sicowkaksin]

Just drink the damn coffee

[omgitsclinton]

really? there are people arguing over..coffee in the comments?..wow only on the internet

[telekinovice]

Giouol IGIJAKM fi 9io 3209 Oh whats that hmm well hello im from the future of tobyas *earth rules by tobuscus the ruler of the lands with his electric swatter and heelys of death* and i have come to inform you that AI will take over the world and toby will save us all with his dominating beer ring. and yes that is the language known as WHEEEEEEEEEEW.

[gamezmind]

I HAVE A SOLUTION! get some starbucks!!!!!

[TheGreatYmir]

i dont drink coffee :) TEA FTW

[XxPureSonu159xX]

wtf ? swingin d productions ? sexable.com ?

[SyaoranKugi]

I had one of those alarm clocks!

[tarcall0912]

ew his old intro is gross

[UcantResistClicking0]

@tarcall0912: No it's sexy!

[tarcall0912]

@UcantResistClicking0 no, no it's gross The TOBUSCUS one is good

[FriendlyPyro]

why does day 2 have more views? Someone broke youtubes system! Sequels are supposed to have less!

[LaurielLolz]

BREWWW! BREW AT THE SPEED OF.,, BOIL!

[SlowestNomEver]

It looks like tea. Ewwie. :D

[MrHAMISH91]

lol brew brew at the speed of boil

[angelface14363703]

Hey Im an American, I dont drink it that way. But then I was raised around a lot European people.

[angelface14363703]

@LakeofGlass and I'm Mexican American, nice to meet you Asian American.................. but I was basically saying, don't say all Americans are the same

[LakeofGlass]

@angelface14363703 The way you worded it, it sounded as if you were saying Americans are some how inferior to Europeans based on how they brew their coffee, lol.

[angelface14363703]

@LakeofGlass they worded theirs like Europeans were better thats why I said it that way

[MrGhost4077]

Dammit 1:39 LMAFO

[airsoftbaltimore97]

how did i know when to say dammit oh this is early toby

[MasterMickkaG]

you always have coffee lol

[darktaco14]

Nope sorry I'm late

[Luvmariohatekikyo2]

Who's watching dis today?



[kzuyy]

omfg he doesn't have sideburns O.O! such an old video xD

[Paco19900]

Has Wheezy ever forgiven you for throwing that coffee away? D:

[L4Drocks147]

pause at 0:00 press all arrow keys at the same time.... funny

[IGotBallzOfStell]

SPONSOR !

[doodledolphin123]

EPIC FAIL... XD!!! JKJKJK

[projectno253]

okay so somehow the white dot on the youtube time seek bar followed my arrow....HOW

[chibigrunt]

I laughed so much when you threw it away, lol!

[MasonImaginesReznov]

70 people didn't brew at the speed the speed of boil.

[enjoydotcom]

You call that coffee? More like dishwater... We Europeans drink our brew much stronger :D>

[ANinjaThatSkeets]

@enjoydotcom & you die much quicker:3

[enjoydotcom]

@ANinjaThatSkeets Sweetie, average age of the American at death: 78 The average age of Dutch (the Netherlands) at death: 80. In the list of average life expectancy of wikipedia 2005-2010 my country is on number 16. The US is at 36. But I'm not sure if that is all due to strength of coffee :).

[ANinjaThatSkeets]

@enjoydotcom :3 i wasss kidding trololol

[enjoydotcom]

@ANinjaThatSkeets I know, hence the 'Sweetie' and :). Just thought it was a fun fact to share.

[ihearttdwp2]

@enjoydotcom Nah it was just the video, he put in a ton of water lol

[AnimusPipboy]

@enjoydotcom Hell yeah!!!Americans drink warm pee :D

[enjoydotcom]

@LakeofGlass Sigh, what a pompeous comment. I was not saying ALL Americans drink their coffee like that. Just stating that Europeans drink their coffee stronger than that. Get your head out of your ass and get over yourself.

[OhMyGolem]

@enjoydotcom "We europeans" don't make stereotypes, I don't even like coffee

[PJMEncoreRainbows]

@OhMyGolem I don't either.

But brew is used as a term to refer to tea or coffee.

[gtamaniak4]

@enjoydotcom YEAH

[SOAD9787]

Now i want coffee lol

[0742167378]

aaa that's not coffee it's piss. use a real coffee maker.

i love your videos =))

[XxNightLeafxX]

Breeewwwww!

[zeok153]

"8:01" DAMNIT! XD

[KevieeKun]

Oh! Just noticed what looked so different bout Toby. No sideburns can reaaaally change how a man looks.

[tlindner8]

Awesome

[rawrrachelle512]

this was 5 years ago...woah

[CORNCAKE80]

I am doomed:I drank my 8 o'clock coffee at 08:00:01

[ANBUblackops666]

u drink ur coffee weak as hell

[assassinscodex]

Dawn of the first day

72 hours remain

[lightmonkey01]

i hear his intro song at the movies

[Boomclap53]

i wonder if he still drinks the coffee

[Ilovenh99]

I like tea..just sayin XD

[MusicToYourComputer]

i wonder what would happen if you didn't drink it at all that day.... probably have a bad case of sanity?

[Meeps247]

First!

TOBREWSCUS!!!