Tool - Ænema [uncut version - hq - fullscreen]

[thynfelx2013]

Mom's going to fix it all soon.. I want to watch it all go down....

[Breadfan93]

Its a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

[Kawasakiuno]

About the time the guy came out of the wrappings I was like, "what the hell is going on here?"

[akmellowj]

Just saw these guys on 1-15-2012 in Vegas,the best concert that you will EVER see!!

[nunleyca]

lol I love how he finished with this song in new orleans. flush all those circus freaks out, including the taints.

[MrCharhead]

negative, righteous and beautiful .....u dam rite

[alyasyocum54545]

hehe sweet sesy doll who is not just all about the looks

[bunnyalex15]

"hey hey hey hey hey hey"

what?

hi. INTENSE GUITAR

[PeteGregoriev]

@12345JJBB thats the funniest shit ive seen on you tube in a long time

[bodygloveman]

LA, learn to swim, or we'll send this dude to your house

[4104jake]

This computer takes too long to load. Whenever the whispering starts, I freak out and fall out of my seat. >.<

[ThirdGenFan04]

Saw these guys in Toledo on Tuesday night. Amazing!!! APC back last year as well, in Cincy. Simply put, sheer artistry.

[GenoncidalThoughts89]

tool..such a epic group..love the feeling behind the words of the song and the feel of the sound..awesome ass fucking song

[Jonyringo768]

FEBRAR 8TH at Gwinnette aena in Atalnta highway 20 and nfollow the signs.

[Jonyringo768]

February 8th at Gwineth arena in Deluth' Georgia. it;s a subsidiary of Atlanta. You will see th signs on hoighway 20.

[Jonyringo768]

Going to see them live in Atlanta,Ga. on the *th of February! Can't wait!

[LulzInducer]

@Jonyringo768 WHEN??!?!?! PLEASE LINK ME IN A MESSAGE!!!!!

[VirOfGlacies]

@LulzInducer Dude it's a Tool concert, all the tickets are sold within a day of going on sale.

[gidgetsurfer]

I find this song incredibly sexy....



[SkullHarvest1987]

Yea Fuck L.A. and all the fake people that live there in their miserable boxes. Down with California and all it's bullshit media.

[TASDisBACK]

I will listen to this song on December 21st, 2012 then play it over some speakers in the streets... then I will wake up the next day and wait till christmas comes, then the new year for 2013 and celebrate it when it does come.

[MrEandtheDUKE]

Tonight in Toronto is going to be Mind Blastinggggg

[JollyJaneVoorhees]

LEARN TO SWIM!

[SteveSuper71]

Going to see Tool tonight in Toronto!

[samnella123]

I love these guys

[80sRoxy]

Brilliant, just brilliant!

[BONEKILL666]

FUCK YEAH!! GOING TO SEE TOOL LIVE THURSDAY NIGHT!!!

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!!

[thedude420991]

class tune. gottta love Tool. :)

[Jake45499]

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

[MrJaggar123]

what ever happened to the metal bands with meaning like tooll and system of a down now all i see is shit deathcore and im 16 my future is fucked

[Henry14arsenal2007]

@MrJaggar123 implying Tool and SOAD are metal bands *shakes head*

[ToLiveIsToDie422]

That 300 users.... they just don't get it!

I really think that I'm in an higher level of understanding...

The fact that I love Tool is really bigger than me. I can´t explain it... I just feel it.

[ThePenisStomach]

He is the most talented drummer alive?!

[Nyxlave]

I live in LA.

I practice swimming every day.

[MrMarcialjimenez]

more banks burning and less youtube comments

[UnitedSovietParty]

So I'm a Tool fan. Probably figured that out, you clever fucks. But anyway, I see the hate for the bourgeois in tool. it brings out the patient in me .

[12345JJBB]

facebook says this was the number one song the day I was born

suck my dick bitches

[Ninfendo1]

I'll be right back. Trying to understand what in living hell just happened here.

[PasteroftheMuppets]

BILL HICKS!!!! Wanna Know what Tool are talking about listen to

BILL HICKS!!!! This Song and Album is dedicated to

BILL HICKS!!!!

BILL HICKS!!!!

BILL HICKS!!!!

BILL HICKS!!!!

[androidX51]

Be right back. Having nightmares.

[themossbackman]

The only way to fix it all is to flush it all away any fuckin time any fuckin day!!!!

[ustavobarr25g]

This is one very "magical" video. =p

[eggsaladinthetub]

Don't let them midgets throw yer box around.

[ray00amez]

The 300 hippies who disliked this song, need to learn to swim...fukin hippies!!!

[mpmarkk]

@ray00amez

what if I consider my self a 'hippie'.. and I fuckin' love tool!

[verbalswordsman]

I love that Bill Hicks name is on this track. Keep it going mother fuckers. KILLUMINATI

[syedsaim]

First off this song is not about 2012, it's about the most ugliest city there is, and yes, it's L.A. just do some research before you make your comment. Bill hicks hates L.A, Tool hates L.A, the end.

[Mybitofinsanityvideo]

I got swimming lessons because Maynard told me to

[cheezeburger100]

wattt da hell..2:35!!

[SwedishmanPsycho]

TOOL´s videos is the best!

[mpmarkk]

Search for Arizona Bay-album

Some rather funny insight into this song for those who didn't know..

For the whole Ænima album is dedicated to this hero!

[SbMick]

@mpmarkk Close...but only the last 4 tracks are actually dedicated to Hicks.

[mpmarkk]

@SbMick Ok, so you say(:

where did you come up with that info that only the last 4 songs are dedicated to Bill?

Everywhere I see people are talking about the whole album dedicated to Bill..There's also a lot of talk about the song Eulogy being at least partially about Bill..but hey you're right at least I don't know these things..I only speculate..Tool knows

[SbMick]

@mpmarkk Maynard has said it himself. I wasnt trying to come across as an ass if I did..but the last 4 tracks all have to do with Hicks skits...Cesro Summability has to do with his "Children Of The World' thing..Aenema,obvious is The Arizona Bay concept. I dont remember the whole back story to ions..and 3rd Eye is obvious. The rest of the album may have little things here and there about Bill but as a whole is not about him.

[mpmarkk]

@SbMick Thanks for the info bro! Yeah the last 4 track are obvious, but I was just thinking that the whole album doesn't necessarily have to be about Hicks to still be "dedicated" to him. But if you say Maynard has said himself that only the last 4 tracks are dedicated to him so it may be..not that big issue anyway! My intention after all was just to give a shout out to Bill Hicks(:

[SbMick]

@mpmarkk Preach it! Bill Hicks was the man for sure!

[SbMick]

@mpmarkk Like "Pushit" is a story about someone loving you so much that you must physically kill to self preserve yourself..And 'Hooker With A Penis ' is about fake fans and major corporations telling you what you've become..Neither one of those really fit the Bill Hicks story,ya know? If you look around enough you'll find the exact quote I'm talking about

[mpmarkk]

@SbMick Yeah, I'm not so deep in it to tell if you could still find some references to Bill from those tracks too ..(?) but when it comes to Tool there really could be..One thing I've learned during this little while I've been listening Tool is that a lot of people seem to know what the songs are about..and there are a lot of different interpretations out there(:

Not saying that any of them is wrong in a sense..But as I said not every track on the album has to be about a person it's dedicated to

[Jonyringo768]

@mpmarkk Eulogy is about Maynard's dad!

[teal12321]

Love this song dont know what the vid is about but it looks to me like a short chubby preast kidnaps and kills alians.. Yea sounds like tool

[sbaillyo]

followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits....I sure could use a vacation from this shit..stupid shit.... Don't listen to TOOL if you aren't willing to question yourself and the world around you.

[cheezeburger100]

@sbaillyo lolllllll!!

[NataliaAnnF]

I just LOVE this song!!!! BADASS

[MikeFranks23]

These comments are a bullsh*t 3 ring circus sideshow.

[BOTTSRGEDDON]

BOTTSRGEDDON!

[Carissa2091]

@143tank intronaut sorry

[Carissa2091]

@143tank a horrible band is opening for tool at the Toronto show I'm going to see called intrnaut.

[143tank]

anyone knws show opening for tool? how many acts? please let me know thanks

[Sh0rtCircutz]

this is ART!!

[TheJawProject]

299 people are celebrity's

[LordofBays]

I may or may not have shat brix. There's not certain telling. But it's certainly a possibility.

[TOOLMAN09100]

just the fact that there is a "cut" version makes me sick!

[hautepower]

SO FUCKING AWESOME

[terminatorjuliet]

I have listened 2 this song for 5 days straight and i havnt got tired of it yet!! i dont think i ever will! XD

[jointhemodernworld]

This is the biggest convention of music theory n00bery I have ever seen.

[eggsaladinthetub]

@jointhemodernworld I'm not saying it was aliens....but it was definitely aliens.

[Thack93]

@jointhemodernworld not unless youve seen ppl talk about justice beaver

[EgoOmnesRenati]

call me an idiot, but what does learn to swim mean?

[Nem33]

@EgoOmnesRenati The song is about California being submerged, out to Arizona filling the Grand Canyon to create "Arizona Bay"

[1337RaysoRb]

FLUSH IT DOWN MOMMY

[terminatorjuliet]

I dont get the video.... but i totally love this fuckin song!!!!!!!

[Metalfr33k255]

for fucks sake people its a song!! stop tainting it with your dumb arguments and just sit back and relax to the fucking epicness that is tool.

[terminatorjuliet]

@Metalfr33k255 Thank you 4 saying something!!!!

[Metalfr33k255]

@terminatorjuliet lol no prob haha 

[terminatorjuliet]

@Metalfr33k255 who wouldnt agree with u? hahaha

[TheEmoOutkast]

@Metalfr33k255 well said

[GearedUndersGoToGuy]

I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit

[4645Chris]

its like that stupid bullshit y2k that was the most ridiculous thing i think the world bought into

[4645Chris]

well if the myans calender means we are all going to die who gives a shit drink some beer and relax while we all disapear

[TheCloudFish]

@4645Chris LEARN TO SWIM



[vicious7329]

hell ya



[TheMissyclark124]

love this song! Soooo true!!!!

[terminatorjuliet]

THIS SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 2012!!!!!! I LOVE IT THOUGH!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHY I AM SCREAMING!! :D

[mindopnr]

@terminatorjuliet BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY HAVE THE VOLUME TO THE MAXIMUM LEVEL IT WILL GO!!!!! KIND OF LIKE I DOOOO!!!!!!

[TheRepugnantAsshole]

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones!

Fuck all these gun toting hip-gangster wannabes!

[crashonskis]

seriously sex doesnt mean anything anymore. Its just treated as fun now, courtesy of porn and the media. What used to be unthinkable is now the norm, and it will bring down our society. Whats sad is this is coming form a 15 year old kid and i understand this problem more than the adults. Other people my age just think i am crazy for thinking you need to be in a relationship to have sex.

[rasteroide]

Fuck retro anything.

Fuck your tattoos.

Fuck all you junkies and

Fuck your short memory.

[bombur3]

Justin Bieber's "Baby" song has 688 million views. Nearly 1/7th of all human beings (obviously less due to retards listening to it 10+ times but....jesus....still). Get your fucking armbands on people.

[765PAUL828]

I just came...

[TheLincoln1980]

Love the song but damn I dont understand the video.

[foopguy]

299 people can't swim.

[Disturbedphobia]

Learn to swim you corporate douche bags. Stop pretending and just LEGALIZE Marijuana.

[kaviramyead]

I'm just tireeeeeeeeeeeed like everyone, come on what is this shit ? do we have forgotten how life is good ? So, because of your work, wife, child, problems you are complaining ? you'll live just one fucking time my friend and at the end you'll be in a box if you're lucky ! fuck these comments, fuck everything, BE FUCKING HAPPY IN YOUR MIND ! FUCK EVERYTHING AND SMILE TO THIS TASTY EXISTENCE !

[itzjoeymac]

Ray Harryhausen would be flipped out and proud lol

[creolesurfer123]

@MIKEPEARTONY I'm sick of seeing you trolling around like a fuckin bitch. You like your band we like ours get off this shit. I swear every damn band I like I see your gay ass talking shit. I don't jock ur shit up

[HPRCMax]

COME AT ME, 2012!!!!!!!

[nissband]

@HPRCMax POW, right in the kisser

[MrPatrickmjames]

The mirror at the beginning might be the same one that Adam has on the head of his Les Paul.

[iDriveAfirebird]

Hell i could use a vacation from this stupid shit too...

[Ubersniperkrop]

299 people don't wish the end was near.

[PassTheCemeteryGates]

I've always wondered how awkward it was for people when they sang this in L.A.

[xXwickedvivaXx]

i got fucked in the ass to this song ..... best day of my life by far.... im a guy and the person fucking me was my dad..

[NlNJAPRlME26]

@xXwickedvivaXx LOL Jesus. HAHAHA. That might be the funniest thing ive ever heard, or the most twisted. But i cant stop laughing, " Best day of my life by far. HAHA!!

[horny0donkey0]

I cant swim...:(

[simsjksjm]

I really love their videos. You just get lost into this trap and your in a whole nother world. And there is a real fucking beat that meshes almost perfectly with the lyrics. All I have to rant on is that I wish I could see the actual band in action in one of their videos. I want to see how they feel their music.

[A2N2Drew]

Well, that fried my brain

[MusaMecanica]

you bunch of doomsday freaks... this song is not about 2012.

[BawbTehOldDude]

Sure could use a vacation from this...

[gernifromhell]

how cool would it be if the end really'd be near. dreamin bout it every day

[TheSpookyLife]

well my fellow humans... 2012 is finally here! You ready to watch mom fix all this shit? This is the official theme song of 2012, i'm so fucking ready for this shit! Been learning to swim my whole damn life and i am excited! Bring it on!

[collectivevolution]

@TheSpookyLife yeah...i was thinking the same thing...

[0samab0bladen]

@TheSpookyLife Well put bro. Well fucking said.

[TheSpookyLife]

@0samab0bladen *sis, lol. ;p

[TheSpookyLife]

@0samab0bladen but thanks :) hope you're ready too watch the meteors fall too ;)

this year is gonna be beautiful

[0samab0bladen]

@TheSpookyLife lol.. my bad.. I'm so ready. Beautiful destruction. <3

[Wildsyde1]

@TheSpookyLife Exactly how many times have people been saying the world is ending??? Too many times for me to count!! lol

[christos1709]

@TheSpookyLife do you know how to swin in a river of fire and lava?

[Grgbbc]

@TheSpookyLife the world better not end before Tool releases their new album

[MrSatansDemon]

@TheSpookyLife Good thing the blacks cant swim Huh?

[TheSpookyLife]

@MrSatansDemon pride is not something your born with but something you earn.

frankly i think your comment was totally ignorant on more than one level.

[MrSatansDemon]

@TheSpookyLife N'aweh did I offend someone? xD

[333wheels]

@TheSpookyLife it won't happen spooky

[ChaosToRule]

@TheSpookyLife Finally a person who thinks what i think :D Awesome said dude \m/

[ChaosToRule]

@TheSpookyLife and their new album is coming this spring if my info is correct hehe love it!

[StonedGiraffe08]

@TheSpookyLife You really believe the 2012 bullshit? Haha. Something horrible is going to happen this year, but it's not gonna be the "End of the world." Get ready for total tyranny. Unless you want to do something to stop it. Which most people are to selfish and brainwashed to even care what happens. So I don't expect you will.

[TheSpookyLife]

@StonedGiraffe08 you sure make a lot of assumptions don't ya?

first off, no i dont really believe in 2012, but i sure think its amusing to watch how others react to it; sorta like how you are reacting to it right now, by being an arrogant asshole. I also just sorta like to have fun with it and just run with it for the sake of having a different world view for a while.

[TheSpookyLife]

@StonedGiraffe08 Secondly, I do happen to care very passionately about politics; more so than the many other Americans/sheep i am surrounded by here in good ole Southern California. I have on more than one occasion made contact with politicians on views that i feel endanger my freedoms.... sooooo... shut the fuck up and open your mind. we are not all dumb.. there are acutely intelligent people out there and you would know this if you stopped instantly making stupid assumptions.

[StonedGiraffe08]

@TheSpookyLife What assumptions? I stated facts and asked a question. Calm down. And I know there are ACTUALLY intelligent people in the world, but It is very rare to find any on YouTube. BTW that is great that you speak out against corrupt politicians. If we had more people like you, the world would be a better place. Oh and may I ask your views on the NDAA bill that Obama has signed into law?

[TheSpookyLife]

@StonedGiraffe08 read that last part of your comment and tell me that wasnt an assumption about me...

about the NDAA, i am an American. I believe in the constitution. i do NOT support politicians that disagree with the core foundations upon which our country was founded upon. I think its horrible and i think America died when that was approved. every single politician who approved the NDAA are not Americans but the destroyers of our country; and they should be treated as such.

[EgoOmnesRenati]

@StonedGiraffe08 ARE YOU AN IDIOT? i quote "You really believe the 2012 bullshit? Haha." theres the aggrivating part. and her is the assumption "most people are to selfish and brainwashed to even care what happens. So I don't expect you will." why dont you analyze yourself before you analyze others

[nobodykillsyou]

Tool new album it will be released 30th February 2012.

[pauliswicked]

song of 2012

[coolestvox]

@pauliswicked 

[MrSucker58]

tool is probably the only rock band tht is real and there lyrics actually make sense

[benweaver4620]

@MIKEPEARTNOY

oh yeah. Dream theatre has a way better formula...

Step 1) find an yngwie malmsteen wannabe

Step 2) find a forgettable bass player

Step 3) convince panteras drummer to mate with Travis barker and call the heathen spawn mike portnoy and sell him as the greatest drummer ever

You get the idea...

You're right though man. Tool sucks. They can't even sell out there concerts in under 10 minutes...bunch of wannabes...

"Oh don't make me giggle and fall off the stool..." -Hicks

[KnighferDK]

@benweaver4620 Your really making yourself, look like the guy your responding to, you know.

[ValkiryeMax]

Celebrating new years with Tool, I need friends.

[BloodJunkieFireFly]

@ValkiryeMax Same here... 2012 is that MUST be heralded by Tool

[MrFakegods]

Maybe next year

[Fretboardgypsy]

may 7th the final tool album and the whole message maynard has tried to tell will begin to reveal itself.....i certainly hope we will....i sure could use a fucking vacation....

[FLORIDABASSMANGLER]

SOME SAY THE END IS NEAR.........DAMN MYANS

[jackkedify]

I think tonight I finally realised what 'reading YouTube comments' mean.

Or I'm just totally baked..

Tool us just fyi ;p

[Anarchy17SB]

@MIKEPEARTNOY Congrats on figuring it out. Now get the fuck out of here.

[mozartbeetoven]

@MIKEPEARTNOY thats why tools famous and ur probably nothing but a piece of shit

[bluesirrus]

@MIKEPEARTNOY MIKEPEARTNOY's Formula for Trolling

• Bitch

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• Bitch

[minimalmodulation]

@MIKEPEARTNOY dumbfounded dipshit

[TheMrjleezy]

@MIKEPEARTNOY Just wanna point out that the word you looking for when writing points 1,3,4 and 5 is pretentious and to say Tool is pretentious is to say that they have no meaning. Either you can't get find a meaning in it or you're just ignorant so take your poison. Something tells me you don't know a lot about music; "Middle Eastern sounding scale"? There exists no scale with such a name and "time signatures ripped straight from Rush and Yes"? Both derive rhythms from jazz greats.

[superbuu14]

@MIKEPEARTNOY I'm okay with you saying that because i know it's not true

[12Devastator]

@MIKEPEARTNOY go lick the shat skid off the wall of your toilet.you tasteless moron!!!!!!

[SuperNitroKids]

@MIKEPEARTNOY Hint of jealousy for people more famous than you? I think yes.

[canadianbeeph]

@MIKEPEARTNOY successful troll is successful

[avp927]

@MIKEPEARTNOY learn to swim you fucker....

[MegaVietNam]

@MIKEPEARTNOY You complimented on a Brokencyde video as "stunningly beautiful", your argument is invalid.

[BenJagermaster]

BEN AND EOIN

[greendayfan1238]

New song ima be hooked on c;

[MIKEPEARTNOY]

Shit.

[ericrhere117]

Seems like a Pink Floyd music video, so fucking random.

[claudecarson616]

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