Bill Maher's new stand up "The Decider"

[heyohliz]

bill maher is the fucking man. i even named my new sovereignty bong after this genius!!

[heymisterderp]

Maher is pretty lame since Obama. He's more cute and clever when a Republican as fucked as Bush is at the switch.

[geokes76]

I enjoy watching him most of the time but he is so preachy sometimes and just plain wrong about things which makes it so embarrasing (especially when he talks about medicine)

[VirbiusMoon]

If he didn't have such f*cked up views on gun control, I might actually like this guy

[autumn414]

we can't get from Baghdad to the Baghdad airport LMAOOOO

[CCMAMA1969]

@DanteDouglas have you seen his last few girlfriends? LOL I don't think he checked their IQ's. Mind you, I'm not saying porn stars are dumb.

[PatersonFinest]

You gotta love the logic

[CCMAMA1969]

I want to give him a lapdance while I lick his brain

[pedinoway2]

0:26 they are not nuts, they just dont want other countries invate them. how is that nuts.

[Godlim17]

he reminds me of denis leary in his honesty

[foxwilliammulderx]

I'm a huge Bill Mahar fan, don't get me wrong. But the comments left on Bill Mahar posts and the comments left on Ted Nugent posts are identical. Bill for president. Bill tells the truth and is not affraid to. Bill's the man. Both even have a few haters. Is this like a yin yan, balance type thing? I wonder if this means if Bill ran, would Ted Nugent run against him? No wait, I'd shoot nugent if that happened, then he'd wish gun control was IN effect, right? No, he'd be dead, just being a dork.

[LoneSoldierRyan]

Bill Maher for president

[colourmegone]

Ah, but there was no OIL in Lebanon! Just some cedar trees.

[coolerdoncooper]

Love Bill Maher except that he's a partisan hack with his "The Democrats are always right bs". Love his standup though.

[adafuns]

@coolerdoncooper not always though. i remember one time in real time some democratic said something, everyone clapped then bill maher said "ohh dont clap to that just because a democrat said it". you should be able to find this video here on youtube but sorry i forgot the title of it.

[hugodominguez9]

@coolerdoncooper recently he has moderately bashed democrats for not having enough balls and turning more to the right. He is more of a Libertarian.

[bigpotatofive]

@hugodominguez9

Do you know what libertarian means? A libertarian is a conservative. Bill Maher is a progressive.

[AntonBatey]

@bigpotatofive

I’m part of the Libertarian Party in Michigan, and none of us consider ourselves “conservative”. We’re all for the legalization of pot (and some of us, like myself, for other drugs), we’re more anti-war than the typical liberal democrat, we’re pro-choice, most of us are atheists, we’re in favor of gay marriage (even if some of them think it’s “sick”, they recognize that the government has no role in marriage), and other things that are definitely not “conservative”.

[bigpotatofive]

@AntonBatey

But Bill Maher's position is certainly not libertarian, which seeks to reduce or elimintate government in many matters. Bill is progressive if anything.

[AntonBatey]

@bigpotatofive

Yeah, I hear what you’re saying. Maher is a European “libertarian”. In Europe, “libertarian” is basically a socialist. Here, it’s pretty much the opposite. I have to say though; I (and most libertarians I know) have more in common that a Dennis Kucinich than your typical NeoCon/Teabagger.

[freetubester]

Seven things you can't say on HBO; We can't have our country back until you get rid of the Fed; One World Government is the owners of the Fed; Diesel invented his engine to run on vegetable oil so he had to die after the first demonstration; the cop killed at Ruby Ridge was shot in the back; the cops killed at Waco were also fragged to legitimize the murder of Americans in their own homes; We went from 29 mpg in 1995 in the luxury size Ford t0 29 mpg today in a overpriced, undersized smart car.

[GuerNuclaire]

as much as i like his points, its hard to take someone serious in an Ed hardy t-shirt.....

[BeauJames59]

@GuerNuclaire you'll enjoy this: someone said, thank you Ed Hardy for making it easy to identify douchebags....

[Conspiracyknowledge]

what a fucking braindead audience STOP CLAPPING AFTER EVERY PUNCLINE!!!

[iCryUK]

they are American ... they wouldn't know when to laugh if it wasn't after each punchline

=0)

[Conspiracyknowledge]

lol, thats why they need a laugh track on every sit com on tv, they are so braindead that they have to be told when to laugh.

[igis]

@iCryUK hahahaha

[t8850495]

@Conspiracyknowledge your mom and your prophet mohamad wife are bullshit and bitch go away dirty arab

[Conspiracyknowledge]

loooool

[SLAPnPOP726]

@Conspiracyknowledge watch real time with bill maher. its even worse. literally everything he says, applause. i love the show, but it just goes to far.

[droneXA]

We're going to Mars.

[ryan4121]

wow i have already watched 45 seconds, and can not take him seriously

[jbailey514]

What watch is he wearing? Anyone know?

[EmmaAbbath]

luv tht guy <3!!!

[X420view]

Bill Maher for President!!!!

[kaadus]

Bill has quick wit and he's the funniest and most talented stand up I've seen in ages, he tells it like it is in a most amazing and intelligent way, that to me is genius period.

[Repentia0289]

Have you heard of Bill Hicks or George Carlin? They are truly genius. Bill Maher is just calmer than they were.

[TheIcoolable]

@kaadus NO HES BEHIND GEORGE CARLIN

[iPhap]

Carlin is better.

[Manyhigh]

@iPhap But he's the best so it doesn't say alot

[Willverinerage]

@iPhap Carlin was the BEST EVER! I think even Bill Maher would agree, he said so on Larry King Live, when Carlin died.

[styxtap]

Bill Maher gets more pussy than anyone calling him gay.

[SmackNcrack01]

'These people are fucking nuts...lets get the hell out of here!!!' GENIUS!!!!!!!!!

[naru6743]

Freaking hilarious one of my favorite comedians

[Xaixis]

i love this guy!

[walkermydawg]

was an idiot, what makes you think he's not a current idoit?

[andyx181x]

why do so many people want to compare him to George Carlin? Yes George was a huge inspiration for Bill in many ways especially religion, but Bill is his own guy. His form of comedy is just brutally blunt, unforgiving, and straight to the point. If anything he's more mean then George, but the man has walked his own line.

[WKaliberr]

Bush was an idiot

[ManDudeYeah]

"He would actually have read about it, you know, fag stuff"

[jugarnaut40]

there is nobody who can compair to george carlin, but bill is pretty good as well. i went to his new stand up at the fox last night and it was pretty damn funny. he just has his own version of comedy, similar to carlin, but still his own.

[StarangWonda]

I know its irrelevant but if you look at earlier posts a bunch of people were debating if they thought he was gay or not, so I set the record straight. Bill is the man.

[StarangWonda]

haha are people really asking if he is gay? He dated porn star Heather Hunter and former playboy 'cyber girl of the month' Coco Johnsen. now he dating some girl Karrine Stefans. He goes to playboy mansion a bunch too. probably has gotten alot more pussy than you guys

[Slugg329]

Well put, Bill is a player. With all black chicks too lol

[VibraphoneVibes]

whether or not hes gay is irrelevant...

[kickass133]

FUKING RIGHT

[mcdougal07]

Does anyone know where I can get that shirt he's wearing?

[420captain]

How funny. lmfao big time.bush is and was a jerk,even if he did what any president would have done and thats keep are country safe from another terrorist attack.seriously,he did nothing else good, except i guess help alot of africans in africa,wich is great.but what did he do for the USA?the writings on the wall,wall street to more to the piont.END the drug WAR now! peace.

[VoidVuoto]

hehe...he said: I swear to god!, when explaining the bush's "Mars mission"!

[Epimpin101]

he's funny, but nowhere as good as George Carlin.

[youvebeenthunderstru]

Well, no, he's not, but come on, he's pretty fucking good regardless.

[UnsurrealityX]

It's not really fair to compare him to Carlin, who is THE God of comedy besides Robin Williams. Bill is different. Not better, not worse. Different.

[allmanbrother4]

I saw this whole special and it's fucking hilarious. He's the man. He knows whats going on.

[Ubertodt]

lol

[wired121]

Bill Maher is my life!

[BryanAJParry]

Love Bill Maher. But my gaydar always bleeps with him: is he gay or something? Just curious. Don't care either way, just curious.

[DaHonestAbe]

He and Paul Mooney get my gaydar bleeping. They have afeminite mannerisms. I know what you mean though.

[jpg0572]

what do you mean bleeps?

[BryanAJParry]

What do you mean, what do I mean? :P Seriously. When radar picks something up, it bleeps. So my gaydar is atuned finely to pick up gay objects. And it's bleeping on him :D

[jpg0572]

I guess I really don't understand how gaydar works.

[BryanAJParry]

LOL. Well, you know how you pick up on thngs when you're talking to someone or watching someone? I pick up on a certain gayness where Bill Maher is concerned.

[jpg0572]

I love that. You're probably right. I wish I had that ability.

[commiekid16]

I'm guessing you need it to detect the few others like yourself safely.

[offwithitshead]

so uh... has anyone else seen both this and Lewis Black's Red White & Screwed? Hows about those similarities?

[semyname]

bill maher is great!

[PhotoPhoenix]

lol. i just got through watching this on hbo. he's so awesome.