Becoming an Army of One

[masterexploder112255]

i want to see the unedited clips of thomas randomly running around punching soft toys in a field with a rope tied around his body, at normal speed.......

[thebloggerdog]

Balloon Shop, Derrik Comedy and Magic Hugs need to get together and make the funniest video on youtube

[jamiegantz96]

papa

[NeoAvalon17]

Joshua used the song in his latest video "Clones".

[xLAOxYESx]

@NeoAvalon17 I know, right?! It's sounds so awesome and was perfect for the moment it played in that video haha

[Plaggard]

Some quality combat acting by Thomas, if I do say so myself.

[hkgugenheim]

What. is. this. song. called?????

[mockivey]

@hkgugenheim it says right in the description its from the Black Hawk Down soundtrack.

[huntershriek]

"That boy ain't right."

[DoDaBloxBah2]

The year 2456: 1080p.. we meet again

[dahlt27]

Hans Zimmer!!! :)

[19texasraised92]

muh glutes

[kieran7154]

ok idk who got onto my account and wrote how is that even a video so i am changing my password now

[sarahcnegrete]

olan looks like george parros from anaheim ducks

[GhostXoP]

Lol a nerf gun.

[STS232323]

WHYwouldyouknockthedrinkoutofh­ishand?!?!? HEWASGONNADRINKTHAT!

[Baitgsad]

mah glutes...

[alexvu24]

Army or poachers association?

[jmanlaxman227]

ya im not going to be joning

[DarkVWolf]

@kieran7154 it was made by a video camera.

[StrigonLead]

lol black hawk down theme

[acberger1]

he almost killed Dimitrius!!!!!!!!!

[delivery52]

thats the training they get in the army xD

[gears5336]

this is the best thing on the internet

[jwddnh]

I am thinking about joining the reserves

[werty302]

@jwddnh you will be sent to Afghanistan regardless. 

[lolsleeponu]

@wigglymonkies i cried olan hurt his glutes

[omgKYang]

DIMITRIUS!



[gears5336]

: if i was going to join the army i would be thomas gore with a nerf gun shooting stuffed animals in a empty field in slow mo

[CrimsonSlap]

"Hey. Hey, dad."

"Oooohhhhhh. Hey, son. Hey."

"Papa, hey."

"What's troublin' mah boy?"

"...Papa.............."

"...Hah?"

"Papa..."

"What's-...(nod)..."

- I hereby dedicate my life, my mother's life, and, if I have kids, their lives, to the cast of BalloonShop. Some sign to the devil...I sign to Thomas, Josh, and Olan. These videos are, by far, the most golden pieces of cinematic film known to man. They have brought tears of laughter to myself, and now that I spread the word, my entire school..

[gears5336]

greatest video of all time olan joshua thomas i love you guys

[BrevinSavage]

this really inspired me....when i was watching this...i was really thinking about the army..and....how much i love my country. n.. n....how much everyone has sacrificed for me...and how i should repay them back...and...this video made such an impact on me...now my mind...its, its so clear. im definately not gonna join the army.

[CynicalSpheres]

@BrevinSavage hahaha

[Ievolovel]

@BrevinSavage Don't join the army. Join it when we are actually fighting a legal war with a declaration. The one we are in now is illegal and they get away with it by calling it "pre-emptive war".

It use to be old men sending the young to die for a legit reason... now it's fat greasy billionaires sending clueless young men and women to die for their greed and power hungry behavior.

Awesome decision! Great Job!

[MrPhish21]

does anyone know why they stopped making videos?!?!?!?!? 

[disastermaster121]

@MrPhish21 its a long story...but basically last year...they srarted argueing really badly and got in fights so they split up.. they are still friends but they're afraid of making videos together again.

[gears5336]

i love this

[weSKATEelement]

hold 6 down thats funny

[ansonien117]

@joeTheHawk09 you rock man..i hope you get better soon..and thanks for fighting for our country

[ZFinch13]

0:42 i'm quite peeved :D

[GuitaristFL]

Press 2 to hear Thomas laugh like a robot.

[SghostyBen]

Platoon (l)

[cesar1234179]

thomas looks like woods from black ops

[TheBennjy18]

That was all leaked footage from Iraq....

[Lindzayy17]

this should be the mw3 commercial

[thebloggerdog]

press 9 for thomas peeking around the corner

[Alyxfairfax]

better turn down the volume....sound like loud porn... .__.

[ThedepthsofmyD]

ohhhh..my glutes

[TheMusashiSpirit]

Black Hawk Down Theme!

[jojjo223]

3:02

[CalebRulez2]

Surprised PETA hasn't banned this video for Stuffed Animal Cruelty.

[icereaper88]

FOR THE NERFHERDERS, HE HAS THE POWER

[CommanderZylo]

This is the gruesome reality of war, children.

[Jawzay]

someone's had their dart juice :D

[beastaman12]

FOR NARNIA!!! XD

[Nightvisionable]

Olan is fucking Staredad. :O

[chocolatenekokitty]

@Nightvisionable xD

[nappytownkid]

that sonofabitch shot shamo

[Ackie282]

LMFAO! "My Glutes"

[6Heavy0Duty6]

umm  poor song choice

[Samikatsu]

Demetrius! NOOOOO!!!!!

[RabbiPanda]

this music makes want to watch the long of the rings!

[Siinisterr]

My glutes...

[slitherdoc007]

This video made me really sad.

[JakyJones101]

its not very smart to go whale hunting with a yellow shit on,and not using reebok shoes....not very smart...

[altornizzer]

thats how they train the canadian army



[CJLewis20]

@altornizzer can u not think of something original instead of copying the top comment

[coolshoesmaster]

its nerf ..... or nothing

[jykonrock]

i'm happy to see that the government has decided to cut costs for national defence by replacing all firearms with nerf guns :D

[wigglymonkies]

Thank god demertius wasn't hurt..

About cried.

[guyyouseewhenyoudie]

it was both stupid and epic, up until the constipation.

[Exavault]

Press 6 alot for OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Overkill220]

Kinda sounds like a bad porno at the end.

[JoeTheHawk09]

I am actually from memphis TN, and I am in the U.S Army. When I came home this past year for christmas, I was diagnosed with leukemia. Even though I am pretty sick and everything you guys still make me bust out laughing all the time. Thank you guys for that

[SonicPatch]

@JoeTheHawk09 :o

[ChaoticCrimsonDBZ]

@JoeTheHawk09

Aww That sucsk dude, how you holdin' up?

[sghlol]

@JoeTheHawk09 wow somebody's an attention whore

[OhLordyBlessDisney]

@sghlol you are so wrong for that

[Malleolust]

@sghlol Wow, somebody else is, too.

[Legocreations150]

@JoeTheHawk09 thank you for serving our country and may god bless you!

[Blackdeath565]

@JoeTheHawk09 thank you for serving our country, hope you had a fantastic christmas.

[XxSuperStreetxX]

if it wasnt for canada a third of all americans would be walking to work tomorrow.

[x3sarawrx3]

Mustaches ftw

[gottsmilk13]

Does anybody know what kind of shoes he's wearing?

[gunlysandur]

32 people don't like the army.

[Thcif]

This fills my heart with warmth

[freeofkings]

I just realize that i have that nerf gun and i've watched this like five times.

[rocka52]

I instantly recognized this song from black hawk down. Good touch. If only Balloon shop was still united. They have disbanded unfortunatley

[DaTastyNachos]

NOT DIMITRIS!!!!

[Annabethhh121]

B'GOUCHED.

[MatthiasLikesTaKos]

I was turned down from the army. ha.

[rawguy24]

Toronto 15.

[confucheese]

Canada has the second best ranked military in the world

[MyCracki]

@confucheese really?

[templerunes]

@MyCracki No, it's not true...

[templerunes]

@confucheese No, no they don't... lmao.

[acefreezy]

@confucheese yeah cuz we use nerf guns XD.

[PRIEBLE]

is this music from Black Hawk Down?

[thats2funy]

@PRIEBLE yes it is!! :D

[MrOlguini]

:42 I can no longer drink this!

[TaylornFriends]

Is that a Nerf Gun???

[MrAllstar918]

HA! he missed when he was rolling on the ground @1:43

[tomwignes]

this is only funny because of the final ten seconds

[Mexicouger]

Nice stache!

[Zeeeke5]

LOL SONG FROM BLACK HAWK DOWN

[halfpint1925]

did he train at Lake Ponch?

[Twilight0EB0Renesmee]

Thomas is so ready for the army.

[bamafan73191]

"I dont expexct it"-paPA

[fouxcrackr]

2:28 what does he say?

[thekrazy899]

@fouxcrackr He says "i dont respect you" i think

[sydneyrox322]

thomas is rockin those shorts

[BulleDK]

Lol, his glutes xD

[pippsful]

HAHAHHAHA Thomas is so funny

[Underjoggle]

Thomas Gore is the greatest actor of the 21st century.

[NerdyChocofrog]

Wait... he's wearing a Toronto Raptor's jersey. Are they Canadian?

[Underjoggle]

@NerdyChocofrog Nope, they're in Memphis. You'd expect him to wear a Grizz jersey, wouldn't you?

[NerdyChocofrog]

@Underjoggle He can wear whateverr he likes.

[VoteforJimJepson]

hahahahahahaha

[Foxhound1112]

I notice you use a lot of Hans Zimmer Music. Black Hawk Down?

[Gaknug000]

I bet he is so peeved about his drink! 0:42

[billtamer]

Tom looks weird without his glasses

[XxDominator23xX]

I take Nerf seriously too.

[stuffmajig]

hahaha music from black hawk down.

[KloXstR4]

uhhhhh....

muh glutes

[monkeymanparkour]

so how many people thought "MARIO" when u saw that sweet stache?

[thats2funy]

this is so dramatic!!!!! love the music

[KASHIV12]

pathetic

[GABDILIVE]

@KASHIV12 yeah your right! your a pathetic

[KASHIV12]

@GABDILIVE SHUT UP

[Karbon599]

fave vid ever!!!!!!!

[TheGeekwad]

i cant get that image of him running around with a nerf gun and a beret

[X0verXDriveX]

That super mario looking mustache looks awsome!

[kevindude49]

@MediaSpawnify Gortoz a Ran blackhawk down

[lootsorrow]

this video features standard military training exercises for the canadian army

[MrJesus666]

@lootsorrow and the french army as well!

[Jirohh]

@lootsorrow Typical american.

[Melanie6922]

@lootsorrow Wtf? I have family that served in the Canadian Army you disrespectful fuck.

[BlackJack995]

@Melanie6922 its still hilaraius

[Melanie6922]

@BlackJack995 The video is yes, I do agree. :P

[ChristianTheChamp]

@lootsorrow But then canada burns down the original white house... owned

[xxCancerBats]

@lootsorrow whereas the american army ranks as one of the fattest.

[thisryanthe]

@lootsorrow Which is why Canada is every other countries bitch!!

[darkjesterWoW]

@thisryanthe Hey, you should look at a map.

Canada is on top of the USA; in prison terms the USA is actually our bitch.

[thisryanthe]

@darkjesterWoW Okay, you completely misunderstood why I said Canada is every other countries bitch.

[LeGlomp]

@darkjesterWoW agreed :D

[samuelmthrfknjacksn]

@lootsorrow i think that would be the french

[Tylerssuperbee]

@lootsorrow na our training is not that intense

[Matticus343]

He has created a monster!!!!!!

[Matticus343]

@MediaSpawnify Its off of the soundtrack of blackhawk down

[chosimba7]

31 people don't respect Thomas :(

[QuestionableSex]

there videos make no no sense but there so funny

[Wolfdemonmaster]

@QuestionableSex this one makes sence, the dad is having a flashforward of training his son for the army, and then gets pissed when the son says he won't join. lol

[Willrun10]

Haha one ofmy favorite vids from u guys!

[miguel929496]

5 stuff anamils died for the making of this video

[fizlard6997]

thomas has the bounciest hair i have ever seen

[MsWinryElric]

i love you.

please marry me.

[SullenDreamer]

hey son!

Pa-Pa, hey.

[BobioRules]

HE SAIS "I RESPECT" To those wondering at 2:27

[kevindude49]

@BobioRules thanks

[matthewrockslol22]

@BobioRules no, ur wrong

[XCaptainSupermanX]

at :30 he looks like Jimmy from Yes, Dear!

[wavecreation]

I don't respect 31 people

[magma9999]

dude watch it high XD freekin' awesome i almost cried XD

[dsmanster]

1:54 Lol

[pepegrillbeatles]

31 people dont think about the army

[kevindude49]

what did he say at 2:29

[dtskicks]

@kevindude49 "I don't respect you" i think.

[PantherFox]

@dtskicks

From what I can tell he's actually saying 'I don't respect', then nodding at Thomas as if to say 'you'