John Malkovich recites a line from Star Wars

[MissSixtiesPennyLane]

p.s if I was inside John Malkovich when you said that I would have punched you!

[JSnyder49428]

@MissSixtiesPennyLane I would have made him eat off the table afterwards.

[MissSixtiesPennyLane]

Star wars sucks ass, and what dick asks the great John Malkosexy this??? John is way to good for a piece of shit movie like star wars!

[Morganizer]

I was hoping he would say, "Mos Isley Spaceport...never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

[clevername44]

You should have had him do a line from that jewel thief movie he was in. I loved him in that.

[MissSixtiesPennyLane]

@clevername44 lol, I love that jewel thief movie! ;)

[InternationarPlayer]

hes fucking high

[AHakeem88]

I think the video and interviewer are brilliant!

[MasteroChieftan]

JM as a Jedi or Sith would have been awesome.

[TheAntagonistCurse]

All you douche thinking it make you look like intellectuals to critize, insult, ignore star wars. One of the most exeptiionnal, inventive, saga ever created. Excuse my poor english, but all you douches can die, star wars original trilogy is the bible. There are different categories of movies, star wars may not win in every categorys, but you can't deny the original trilogy is a masterpiece. If you do, Keyzer Soze will get you ------- -- -

[NexusHUBSH]

@TheAntagonistCurse Dude...Star Wars was not that great...

[fudgebarjohn]

THIS IS THE SHITTIEST VIDEO ON EARTH

[myHEADisAtv]

He sounds so mellow!

[TheCROWXII]

You're so hairy, like animal!

[Oxoxzxe]

You do what you do reasonably well; but what you do is stupid.

[NadiaVision]

He's an actor. At least feed him a better line so that this didn't have to be a COMPLETE waste of time.

[dragonboyh7]

people dont realise that creating awkward interveiws is his style

[iamandris]

Malchavich is one of the greatest actors of his generation, nevertheless he's a complete snob and an utter douche. There is no way he hasn't seen Star Wars or at least heard about them.

[awwwyeaboyeeee]

@iamandris So Malkovich didn't want to be his monkey. So what? How does that make him a snob/douche?

[iamandris]

@awwwyeaboyeeee I wasn't referring only to this. He always is like that during interviews or in other instances (no relation to star wars)

[kingiam91]

That's my fuckin plane!

[luvbites23]

You got to be in John Malchavich's presence, ,you got to speak with him and he spoke with you. WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK HIM ABOUT STAR WARS. I would be begging him to tattoo his name on my chest!

[CineWeekly]

No one seems to care that "Don't leave home without it." isn't a line from Star Wars.

[koolzy1]

Well done....Just...Well Done.

[ChristianRidenour]

I just watched two of this guys videos and what the fuck.

whats wrong with him.

[ProperMuzik]

JOHN WAS DISGRACED AND ASHAMED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH AN IGNORANT SLOB

[ghostmanlostsoul]

How about "May the force be with you."

[RussellClank]

Ron Paul/John Malkovich '12.

[maddash24seven]

Wow, you met John Malkovich and that's the best thing you could ask him?

[davidjrcom]

@maddash24seven Yup.

[bijibadness]

@maddash24seven totally - "one of the greatest actors going", he said? and so he badgered him with an (apparently) random question about f###ing star wars?? what the hell?!

[kcuskcid]

JOHN TRIED TO USE HIS PSYCHIC POWERS TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY

[Metalchickenlittle]

Fuck you.

[Draeka]

lol what's with the dislikes? You guys are assholes.

[rosswoof]

EPIC FAIL! Why would you ask a talented ACTOR a dumb question like that?

[wcmaster26]

Davidjr is a fag

[sidewaysfcs0718]

he kinda looks like Leonard Susskind the famous scientist/theoretical physicist

[dannyboy12357]

@sidewaysfcs0718 yes he does

[paynexkillerAOTF]

Fucking fail. =/

[MsHojat]

Where's "don'' leave home without it" from?

And yeah, I think john Malcovich would be a pretty huge waste on star wars, especially if it was one of the newer (POS) ones.

Episodes 4-6 were good, but it wasn't due to the acting, it was just due to everytthing else (mostly the directing and story I suppose)

[HardforJesus]

Didn't he play that one jewel theif?

[McNugget06]

@HardforJesus holy fuckin' lol

[grendeljack]

JM is obviously a Trekkie. Super intellect with exquisite manners that hide a sociopath AND a perfect dome. That's like every other alien on TOS. Name one character in Lucas's 6 films that match that description.

[harmoniumkane]

@grendeljack Jar Jar Binks

[TheoBrosProductions]

AND I GET TO TEND THE RAB—BOOOOMM!

[LewiSaunders]

If I met John malckovich... I would'nt talk to him about a fuckin' film he wasn't in and clearly has NO, i repeat NO, interest in.

You were in John Malkovich's godly presence, a man so wise, that whenever he talks, everyone just shuts-the-fuck-up.

I think you could've been more prepared for this encounter :-/

Just sayin'

[NuclearRadiance]

@LewiSaunders

Well said, bro. Well said.

[futurestoryteller]

@LewiSaunders Oh yeah, cuz John Malkovich is sooo above Star Wars. He's only interested in masterpieces: like Con Air.

[LewiSaunders]

@futurestoryteller "Above" Star Wars? Where are you getting your facts. Not interested more like. Yeah, and well done, you've named a shit movie a good actor has been in... you can do that for EVERY actor in the world. John Malkovich is a great actor, so shut the fuck up.

[tenchimasake]

@futurestoryteller John Malkovich can save a crappy movie, Con Air or whatever it is. I've always been enthralled by all of his performances, Killing Fields, In the Line of Fire, Burn After Reading (definitely not the Coen Brothers' best), Dangerous Liasons (which I didn't think was that great), etc. I agree that it was pretty damn dumbass to walk up to John Malkovich and ask him to quote Star Wars, which he's apparently never seen. Con Air was nominated for an Academy Award, BTW.

[futurestoryteller]

@tenchimasake Yeah, because no one in Hollywood has ever seen Star Wars and it's certainly not as endearing and oscar worthy as Con-fucking-Air...

[AgentGhost]

@futurestoryteller

lol

[luvbites23]

@LewiSaunders well said good sir!

[elhacienda]

The closest he got to star wars was when he stole Samuel L Jackson butt ugly hat!

[HammerOvThor]

Think of how perfect it would've been if Malkovich had a seat on the Jedi coucil...

[Laddaeus]

@HammerOvThor You know this! This would make perfect sense!

[odofad]

@HammerOvThor Malkovich himself or as in playing a character in the film?

[ChelseyCSD]

haha! LOVE John Malkovich & his amazing voice! Hes such an underrated actor.... he'll win an Academy award soon! :D

[TheHipLover]

that's what you ask him? Oh dear...

[ageshero]

Ha....ha...ha.. john malkovich.

[IamUberStein]

I would be embarrassed to ask such a dorkish question to him. What a boob.

[selfidentity1]

@IamUberStein only JM could actually answer a moron on the street and keep the cool! Love him!

[videogamenostalgia]

He obviously could, he didn't want to degrade himself by saying cliched phrases

[marijanie]

he is too cool

[HungarianMafioso]

I remember this. But really? He couldn't think of a single line?

"May the force be with you."

"Luke... I am your father."

I mean, I'm no Star Wars fan boy, but these are just off the top of my head.

[vesperlovett]

@HungarianMafioso LUKE IM' YOUR FATHER!!!

NOOOOOOOO

[maniakatosheto]

lol :)

[MaximumOccupant]

I was in Malkovich's head when that happened.

[GrandMasterMaceo]

lol, good one

[MissSixtiesPennyLane]

@MaximumOccupant You were in John's head? Then you'll probably recall that 5 mins later John was in me! ;)