The Big Bang Theory - Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

[agmsc222]

I love this show!

[walmartisfun]

You can use Chuck Norris. He wins everything.

[xxxxStarLightxxxx]

\\//_ SPOCK!

[rubix0110]

I love how they're all super geniuses but haven't figured out that if one of them puts up lizard or paper they win.

[MonotremeNipples]

@rubix0110

Scissors cuts paper.

Scissors decapitate lizard.

[125arod]

@MonotremeNipples

thats true but what he's saying is that since they always use spock, all they have to do is counter with paper and lizard

[MusicMan161616]

@MonotremeNipples but hes talking about to beat spock

[roymaster45]

I think the joke is that Spock is the only one they can think of putting up - or want to put up - because they're a bunch of nerds.

[futurestarish]

Me and my friends use this all the time!

[hina475]

in the comic con interview, Jim (Sheldon) said it was the hardest thing to remember. Well, it doesn't look like he's having any trouble. He's a pro ^_^

[hippygravy240]

I wanna hang out with these people! They seem so much fun! :D

[flyingscience]

You can also throw in phaser , it beats everything .Just blurt it out last and you automaticly win!

[futurestarish]

Same goes for Chuck Norris. And of course, moi!

[smartiipantze]

"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock."

The best game ever!

[bucknut248]

my brother and i always do this when we decide who takes the dog out, who takes the first shower, etc

[JeDiAnDaMmO]

I AM CONFUUUSED.

[steffieXlin0]

so if lizzard poisons spock, why doesnt anyone use lizzard! then when the other guy joins, then why dont they have scissors to decapitate lizzard?! hah, i love this videoo

[okletsbeoriginalnow]

Cause spock would smash the scizzors

[Cloudforhire]

@keepTRYINkeepFAILING thats mean and funny but mostly mean

[lishuss]

my roommate tried getting me with a Spock but i ended up using paper anyways and she got all pissed and called me a cheater

[acbittersweet]

How can you cheat at this game...unless you read the person's mind??? Oh well...I love the game :)

[deideikunblueeyez]

my friends and I play this at the lunch table! XD We always choose spock ^^

[666SOURCE666]

Thats geek

[Zen8804]

geek is chic

[pupetssss]

Hey theres a Master Cheif helmet in the background.

[color7331]

ANCIENT IDEA STOLEN FROM ELSEWHERE

[Stinkfly3]

This is from a fanfic I wrote.

Yang: *at the same time with Yuck* Rock paper scissors lizard Spock! *chooses Spock*

Yuck: *at the same time with Yang* Rock paper scissors lizard Spock! *chooses Spock*

[Deidara8293]

what i'm trying to say is that lizard is paper but better and spock is rock but better

[khola500]

LIZARD!! i win!

[WickedWitch0fTheWest]

I can totally see their logic:

"Every one surely will choose spock. SO, I must use paper, disproving spock, winning the game. BUT, on the off chance sum1 chooses scissors, I must use rock. But if someone should chose paper, I must use scissors. But then someone chooses Rock, IN TURN, I must chose spock, obliterating rock, THUS winning the game."

[Deidara8293]

but there could also be a problem with that logic though. You could potentially use lizard to also defeat spock with poison SO, in turn you could use rock, but then if spock is used your rock would be destroyed and you will lose the game. IF you hadn't used lizard paper could be used to destroy spock, BUT lizard eats paper and poisons spock. SO using lizard comes overall unless rock or scissors is used in the process. Depending on the amount of players. It could be an easy win.

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

You forgot LIzard.

[DesolateMoon]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 1.Scissors Cuts Paper 2.Paper covers Rock 3.Rock crushes Lizard 4.Lizard Poisons Spock 5.Spock smashes scissors 6.Scissors decapitates Lizard 7.Lizard eats Paper 8.Paper disproves Spock 9.Spock Vaporizes Rock 10.Rock crushes scissors

[PottersHallows]

I love this...

Haha, the Engineering dorm at my college actually has a "rock paper scissors lizzard spock" tournament.

[tyron302]

awesome!

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Ahahaha best version of the game ever.

SPOCK BEATS EVERYTHING.

[otakualways]

but then the question becomes which spock beats all the other spocks lol

[doveswife]

Nimoy. They need a sign to choose between Nimoy and Quinto. And although Quinto is wonderful...Nimoy wins. Always.

[DVDSNutz]

show is great!!

seasons 1 and 2 DVDS available on our channel

[Katrinawitch]

I wonder how many takes it took for Jim Parsons to get that right! My guess is he got it right on the first take!

[ShannonQT85]

on the season 2 dvd they included a blooper reel and they showed jim doing this scene about 3 or 4 times....haha the bloopers for it are hilarious

[TokoGT]

me and a friend were joking about this at a scifi con recently and I just came across a shirt interpreting this. I gotta have it!

[flsrykufog]

paper disproves spock sounds better than paper covers rock

[mtndewman052]

I love this show the big bang theory song id awesome

[alecwriter]

I love this show sooooooo much. I think next time someone says lets play rock, paper, scissors, shoot, I think I'll go "LETS PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZARD, SPOCK!"

[rockstarsierra37]

this is the best show ever!!!!!

[sweetnessledda]

This is so funny! i can actually say the whole thing straight through fast with all the hand gestures. I just have problems not running out of breath.

[Grievousapprentice15]

Always use Lizard against Sheldon in that game.

[BabyKagome16]

lmao all one has to do is put up paper and they win

[ryanlogan]

scissors cuts paper.lol

[DestinyHope111]

my fave show!!!!!!!!!!!! in the beginning and from 1:08 on I know all the lines by heart.

[rockstarsierra37]

i love this show and i love sheldon he is so funny!!!!!! lol

[reru29]

i dont think a lizard could poison spock maybe ten lizards not one

[suprnatrlluvr10]

BEST.SCENE.EVER.

[DestinyHope111]

one of the best scenes ever. check out the episode "the bath item gift hypothesis" and you just might change your mind. and sheldon at the DMV. they all are.

[pogopal]

Laugh track... Hmmm, ain't that novel.

[rosebloodfaerie]

it might be a laugh track here, but if you watch the show, it's not. It's all done live, you can tell.

[appelpie01]

i dont know why one of them doesnt just put up lizard since everyone else obviously wants to put up spock. duh.. :D

[benjamonster95]

Is there a rulebook to this?

[zedrein18]

why are depictions of middle eastern american's so stereotypical?

[Rekcut13]

how is it steriotypical? He is depicted as a very smart person.

[zedrein18]

Not his intelligence, his very thick Indian accent. Almost all depictions of middle eastern people are like Apu form the Simpsons's

[rosebloodfaerie]

actually, the actor himself DOES have that accent - so he's not trying to make the character a streotype...

[zedrein18]

BULL. SHIT.

[rosebloodfaerie]

this show is about caricatures of people - it's what makes the show funny. Are you going to say that the depiction of white intelligent people who have difficulty in social situations is stereotypical? lighten up :P

[doveswife]

Argh! How dare they make a TV show about my social circle? How could they have been spying on me and I didn't know? LOL I *luv* this show!

[droidfan2009]

love this show!!!

[Murtagh42]

"I prefer George Lucas to disappoint me in the order he intended." lol

[sweetnessledda]

The way he says it, how all three of them do the same thing two times in a row, how he says that whole thing so fast ( it's actually kind of hard ). I don't know, IT'S JUST FUNNY!

[sweetnessledda]

FYI, I'm only 12. And i think you're the one having the brain trouble.

[jonnyveliky]

DarkAngelRocket should be boycotted like Kayne West

[buddyfish2]

Spook!!!!!!!! I am oing to teach my friends that!

[MrRunescaper4]

JUST DO LIZZERD IT BEATS SPOCK

[MasterTwinx]

i love the paper disprooves spock it is so funny

[avin154]

omg...my frends and i have been playing RPS like this for years

[docj72]

Paper disproves Spock.

[txg11]

best show ever

[FacTheory]

sheldon ftw

[chgochgo]

A funny show but I hate the laugh track. Tone it down please.

[lseths]

It's actually a studio audience, not a laugh track. That said, I did find it loud at first, but I've gotten used to it. Still, would be nice if they'd tone it down a little if possible.

[bloodyaurore]

I use this for everything now. (Aspie pride!)

[lensman1781]

The rules start at 0:11 .

[cassandra5322]

this is harder than fizzbin....

[lah313]

This could be the secret to achieving world peace, lol!!

[lavenderopal]

i know totally

[flipsk801]

lol love the big bang

[coyote463]

lizard eats paper, but scissors cuts paper

never play paper

[MiataCatashi]

But remember, paper disproves Spock and also covers rock so it's just as fair :P. Whoa, I rhymed1

[lows3333]

omg i love this show sooo much i

i cant wait for the season premier this is mt fav show nxt to NCIS

[dellybelly12345]

omg sheldon is the best!

[romanprincess100]

i LOVE Sheldon

[KingOystar]

Sheldon is so great

[the2blondemice]

thats fricken halarious

[liquid1122]

"I prefer George Lucas to disappoint me in the order he intended" LMAO

[jonnyveliky]

Nerd Comedy FTW!!! XD

[jenhz]

oh my god... this is legendary.

[JennyU24]

sizors cuts paper , paper dcovers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock,

spock smashes sizors, sizors decaps lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vaporizes rock, and rock crushes sizors is that right lol XD

[camladyiswickeawsome]

uhh... to be honest i dont got it... lolz that was funny =3

[jklmelissaa]

just saw this on tv and found this hilarious

[HoshiHikari]

Can you pull Spock early and do a mind meld with the other players to forsee their Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock choices?

[DynamiteRaver]

That wouldn't work, then they'd just use lizard to poison you because you already used Spock.

[HoshiHikari]

But it, in a sense, allows you two moves. You play Spock before "RPSLS" is announced and then you choose accordingly...hopefully you're not in a rut where you'll still lose no matter what you play.

[HoshiHikari]

It shall be a new game! and Spock can lose if all other players play Spock beforehand too...then it's a Vulcan meeting...AKA Cats game.

[HoshiHikari]

"All other players play Spock beforehand" = "Hey guys! Let's settle this with RPSLS!"

"Okay."

"Ready?"

*all at the same time* "I CALL SPOCK MINDMELD!"

[HoshiHikari]

OH! Sorry, I suppose it doesn't have to be ALL of them, just more than 1. That way, you can still continue to RPSLS if only a couple call mind meld. They just lose and you continue.

[naleyluver]

The writers and sheldon literally made pop culture history!!

[MusicIsLovexXx1995x]

funny stuff:] i love this show

[CamiLoveMarchingBand]

that is soo funny.

[sweetnessledda]

who cares?

[sweetnessledda]

I if you acutally think it sucks then watch something else. Cause people who actually have a sense of humer like it and think this is a stupid comment. Which it is.

[shimgoody]

sense of humer? its not sense of humor its sense of fail!

[AhhItsNhu]

LOL, paper disproves spock

[napone0]

Then why are you watching a Big Bang Theory video!!!!!!!

[louieliu97]

i think i got it memorized

scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock. spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, and spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

LOLZ!!!

[MusicIsLovexXx1995x]

awesome:]

[spongebobfan230]

you suck!

[evilspacealien]

Since CBS kinda owns Star Trek, they can keep making all the ST jokes they want, I love it!

[MrTimonster]

this is awesome!

[ssbbnoob11]

jeeez just choose lizard youd win

[Sorongreymane]

why doesnt someone pick lizard? i mean.. it POISONS spock! they would have instantly won

[JEvidence]

because they are all star trek fans.

[Insurrection02]

These guys are nerds, dude. In their minds, Spock always wins.

[louieliu97]

NERDZ!!! *Squealz like fangirl* I"M A NERD!!!!

[CaptainBlueMoon]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arcadiamagic]

SHELDON: then I believe we've arrived at another quintessential rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spo­ck moment.................

LEONARD: watch whatever you want

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rabbit0877]

Classic.

[ChelseatheHolmesian]

My sister and I play this now. XD

[takineko]

I love the photo at the end that they have in the opening credits but I can never find a high resolution version as a promo pic anywhere. A little help CBS?

[elisel1996]

i luv this show! watches it every monday!

[SpankRamen2]

It's a given that Sheldon would pick "Spock". You'd THINK that someone would think to pick "paper". Leonard could have easily won with "paper", instead of just handing over the remote. I would have gone "paper" all over Sheldon's ass.

[NeoFreezz]

but all of them refuses to "disprove" spock =_=;;;

[SpankRamen2]

Yeah, they dare not betray Mr. Spock. It would be illogical. LOL

[lotrloreman]

they don't have to disprove spock, they just have to have the lizzard poison him ^_^

[NeoFreezz]

like hell they'd kill off Spock! XD

just see the reaction of Sheldon during the christmas episode!! xD

[ghostrider5378]

LMFAO I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE

[ImNotUnwell]

I love this show. I just bought Season 1 on DVD. But, if there are 2 items that can defeat Spock. Why keep playing that hand. Pun definitely intended! LOL

[dancingfreak31]

im soooo glad that they came to comic-con todayyy!!!!!! Jim is amazinggg! he even did the creepy smile today. haha

[amyinalaska]

Doesn't anyone of them realize that to win they just have to choose paper or lizard?

[shigustav]

They don't care about winning as much as they care about Spock.

[iAnKayla]

scissors cuts paper

paper covers rock

rock crushes lizard

lizard poisons Spock

Spock smashes scissors

scissors decapitates lizard

Lizard eats paper

paper disproves Spock

Spock vaporizes rock and as it always has...

rock crushes scissors

[sandsjames]

this is one of my favorite shows on TV. i record it on DVR every week. IT'S AWESOME! everyone should watch.

i made a paper rock scissor techno movie. check it out on my youtube profile user/sandsjames

[ccfinfo]

Funniest show ever!!!!

[dericjeter2]

hahahaha 3-way

am i the only one that caught on

[itzme10]

lmao, why did they all pick scissors? because it beats everything? rules were going too fast

[kryptoniandavid]

they both picked spock not scissors

[bucketdead]

they do not pick scissors - they pick spock because he is the coolest and they want to be cool like spock!!

[turtleisland]

They were all picking Spock, not scissors.

[MetalKittyOTF]

Funniest show in a long time. Jim rocks as Sheldon. Hope he wins the EMMY! Thanks and take care.

[MrBphmeddb]

This is so much fun to play. Spock is by far best.

[wazappoful]

wariors is right

[PaiShoMaster]

This game is actually much easier to play than it seems. The only hard part really is getting other people to play it this way and not the boring regular way.

Go Sheldon!

[BlackScarabZ]

well logicly , spock shouldnt be beaten by lizard ,mcoy could help and duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. also it is funny

[musiclovelyx3]

I LOVE SHELDON :)

[warriors21195]

the lizard poisons spock they should pick lizard

[Dark2294]

The funniest show EVER!!! I love Sheldon and Leonard!!!

[CoolGuy69lol]

This is far from the funniest show ever. It is stupid and immature.

[MadamPresident23]

That's because you are a "cool guy;" us nerds think this is hilarious.

[GungaDin416]

I'm a nerd. I find it degrading.

So...Yeah... Have fun getting laughed at.

[Rekcut13]

I'm a true nerd. I find your idea of degrading quite foolish :P

[MRNOTNICEDP]

to all you nerds..I am not a nerd and I think all this show is hot...I have always been absolutley hot for super intelligent men! For real...A nerd wanna be if you wanna call it that! Dont take offence to this show please...Its for people like me that wish I had friends like you!! I am serious!

[jump4h]

you just don't understand the humor.

[BroomDancer2000]

The Rules: Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizzard. Lizzard posions spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizzard. Lizzard eats paper. Paper disproves spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Rock crushes scissors.

[TheTimesOfBen]

i love this show

[beautifulstr23]

this is hilarious... love it... lol

[mouljaboy]

"But when do we decide that?" XD

[jaggedfire5]

how does paper disprove spock?

[TheJelloPudding]

it says that he does not exstice

[CoolGuy69lol]

LERN TO SPELL!

[TheJelloPudding]

um why is this matter to you

[CoolGuy69lol]

Why is this not matter to me?

[fritzz363]

through cold logic :(

[NeoMegaRyuMkII]

love it

[PaulRingoGeorgeJohn3]

lol hi hi hi hi hi

[vccstudents]

This is THE FUNNIEST SHOW on TV right now!

[lili48189]

this show so funny me and my friends totaly relate

[shanialuvr90210]

Leonard...AND SPOCK!!!!! How could this show be any awsomer?!?!?

[tallzy13]

ik it is epic!