women: how to pee standing up

[Mirani2]

i can do it. Through a fly.

[LionGoddess1]

she grabbed something out of her pack.. let me guess a pee helper? cheater!

[narutoshowfan101]

Why am I watching this? o_o

[gsoupy1]

Creepy.

[Swampertchamp]

fags

[phoenixmar]

wtf.. a 'woman peeing standing up' autoplaying Youtube -playlist-!!?! How the in the hell did I end up here from baby monkey?!? Video related: I think this only works with bunch-up-able shorts on. Wouldn't try it w/jeans. 0_o

[panzergrenadier90]

thats a dude. and he gives you hi 5 without washing his hands.

[sumthingangels]

that was cool thanks for sharing that

[hawkefanatical]

you might be able to cum but you cant be both the man and a woman in a relationship you wont know what it feels like to penetrate someone men can fuck and be fucked you just got that shrimp smelly hole

[LionGoddess1]

@hawkefanatical like your butt hole smells any better.

[Mirani2]

@Fearless65 Why would women survive if they were inferior, they would've died out.

[Mirani2]

@blahblah068 WHICH guys? Not all penises are the same

[Mirani2]

It shouldn't take any more practice than for men. It's just that we more often raise men to do it standing up (though not always).

Also, since we neglect touching or thinking about women;s genitals, women in general never learn their own way to do it.

Besides, how can we say that all women are the same as all other women, or men the same as men? Aren't all penises and vaginas different?

[GalanteUNIT]

omg thats the stupidest vid ever

[VENDOG996]

so we have been reduced to this then..

[kimmer6]

The only way women will ever be equal to men is if they can piss up a rope on command. This wisdom comes directly from the Dali Lama in Tibet.

[Cronicwisdom]

ew

[unstoic5]

Im happy im a guy.

[qvoauto]

ugh ugly lesbos!!!!

[SevenCircles]

@ldrum4

It´s easy for some women to do that, the girl in the clip was hardly impressive though.

[SevenCircles]

@ldrum4

Upload a clip I am sure you can do a lot better then this girl.

[sterline80]

lesbos

[Thecomputernerd23423]

Love It I´m girl and it is ike boom ! i always want to pee like a boy .. i would try this metood

[ChaseK4Eva]

It works great! I've been out jogging, and if you spread your shorts and legs, it works perfect for camping.

[SashikuChan]

woohoo xD lol. I'll have to try that sometime :)

[jimcmf2]

what park was that in?

[AussieWalla]

awesome.

[rennanpiper]

yours want a mem??????

[deaconredwhiteandblu]

I have a question, when you keep your knickers and shorts on how do you achieve it? I can do what she does in the video but with my bum out lol because the clothes get in the way and it doesn't go into an arc.

[SevenCircles]

@deaconredwhiteandblu

She pulls them to the side, it´s easier then you think try it ;)

[msmika1133]

i wanna pee standing like a guy just tried on the plant in my room ur style but wen i stand up i cant pee and if i can i miss the plant help me someone plz

[Mirani2]

@msmika1133 Women aren't taught how to control their bodies and make them do what they want the way men are. Watch a little boy try to stand up and pee- I GUARANTEE you he will have just as much trouble as you do. ;)

BTW, read Vagina Monologues

[msmika1133]

u actually pissed unlike the vids get on to check out my comments we can be youtube friends cuz i like to pee in public on stuff and stuff along that its not a toilet im a girl and if i use the toilet i stand above it and pee i dont sit doen it doesnt bring enjoyment

[msmika1133]

how do u do that u dont rlly tell how she did it maybeu can tell me bc i want to pee standing up so badly outside i know how to inside just not outside if u could plzzzzzzzzzzzz do thank u

[5600destiny]

hey i pee standing all the time bid deal



[TheHAMMER77777]

THIS TURNS ME ON-WHY CANT U BE MORE GIRLY LOOKING..PISS ON MY DICK

[raymolicious0x]

@TheHAMMER77777 :|

[hooeytoo44]

nasty

[NYtassu]

Peestanding is easy I suppose (i'm a guy). Dont you just need to spread your labia and the pee will come straight if you push hard enough?

[xxRavenxx30]

thumbs up for the girl peeing while standing up!!!!! XD AWESOME i wanna learn how too!

[SuperDuperTmp]

fucking lesbians. lol

[Larre500]

This is one of the greatest videos I have seen. After seeing this I have discovered what my new invention is going to look like. based upon this I have proven my theory as fact.

Soon enough it is to the fashion laboratory for my 1st work of invention!!

great work there.. may peace be with you as you start to pee standing up!!

[happy543210]

I don't get it. Why do you want pee dribbling down your leg? Why not just drop your shorts and pop a squat? It works for other women.

[MeandTobin]

This is actually easier tyhan one might think. I mastered it on the first try. And it's a hell of a lot better than a nasty public toilet seat.

[oreocook123]

@RandometicPoetic are a guy?

[dallasboy01]

great peeing

[becus25]

power of dirty bitch

[squidwardlol1]

y was this flagged? it is so awesome

[princesshouserock]

i can just stand and stick out my dick retarts lest see the vagina

[djruckus]

the high five with the "spreader" hand...hmm

[frttee6]

this is AWESOME. thank you!

[oreocook123]

oh wow im gonna try that just for the sake of it lol!

[barrettsquad85]

Kathrine (or however you spell it) needs to look more feminine!

[frttee6]

fuck you!

[barrettsquad85]

:D XD

[shirleysfrog91]

oooh i should try that =O

[Vogulisy]

Hello from "Sigmund Freud", go to lay down on the sofa...Der Phallusneid der Frau...

[NartiomalGuard]

Umm freaks

[romeo5703]

u people r insane

[kkkrustiii]

ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick. almooost as bad as when i saw two girls one cup :(

[irvin4you]

Dick?

[beachbabe594]

Um...... slightly worried.......

[shannenmarie15]

yall some gay fags lls

[jenniferrocks87]

I want to do that!

[truemonkeylord]

o.o

[MrCipan2000]

yerk

[rachel6260]

actually the action starts at 1:18

[rachel6260]

1:20 is where the action starts

[Foxtrot1024]

Don't high five your friend before washing your hands please. Standing to pee is all very cool but please observe proper hygiene!

[solowty987]

oh! dude this is sick! uh!!

[technoturtle]

I'm learning to do this after I saw Max do it on the L word. lmao

[lazorlarry]

nice pee high five

[akomada90]

DUMBASSES+-

[BaconShakerPro]

that was fucking sick, Dike.

[duckey6161]

lol it is spelt 'dyke,' dickhead.

[AlexTheGirlTBOS]

It's easier just to bust a squat!

[ineedunguent]

Feminists are funny

[eaglewheels1995]

Can you say "lesbians"?

[teenygeeny11]

haha nice haha

[technoturtle]

What's wrong with being a lesbian?

[rosmerimine]

the piss just fell out of you, wot u trying to achieve here?

[tiarabaranes]

yes they are

yes i learned how to pee standing

now camping and snow days are flipping sweet! lezzbos

[flyinghobo18]

im a loose saggy vagina and i can spray and pray my urine at my vagina buddy jeffy. yay lesbian power!

[Trolly888]

Lmao a friend of mine makes videos like this with her peeing on people and showed me how to do that. Lmao I love peeing standing up. And man. . next time it snows. . .I'm gonna peepee my name in the snow!!! :D lmao

[ballrub]

wow! lets all pee like boys, youre hott

[iSpoons]

Your what we call a man

[shecklerfan10188]

it should go out not down

[shecklerfan10188]

all u have to do is move the sides flaps of yor vagina and move your pants

[99pak99]

pervertsssssssssss lossssssssssssssers

[skaterdude028]

r u girls a couple just wondering

[MisterFIibble]

For being a master pisser, I think the best you'll get from anyone is a "That's nice" before they do an about face.

[volksbulli]

Rug Munchers!

[Angelvalare]

LOL very funny

[lolkid5555]

pervvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[Lauritsen24]

wash you hands please hahah bah bah bah bah

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

man these bitches are crazy, this is actually very normal with guys especially if theyre drunk. plus point and shoot control is nice, women cant pee standing up in the wind.

[jamokae263]

i am gonna go to a place where it snows so i can write my name in piss

[jamokae263]

no....she lifted her pussy

[tigerguy757]

LOL us guys have much better form than that

[oreocook123]

@tigerguy757 actually i can pee pee standing up and my pee goes very far

and it dosent go down so ha to boys!

[QuartuvLarry]

What the hell?

OK, so you've mastered this, womankind!

But you haven't seen the end of men! We still have our uses, dammit! Even if you don't need us to write your names in the snow anymore! We won't be defeated!

DUDE POWER!

[Drabgrey]

eeeehhh, how you gonna give her a high five with the hand she was just "lifting her labia" with?!

[eikumbokum]

LOL

[kristov29]

The inability to pee while standing up has held women back since day one and is what keeps this a "man's world".

[LMTR14]

actually it´s children, it´s as simple as that

[checkurhead801]

aaaaaaahhh thats awful!!

[aitch1]

what's that piece of bone around your neck?

[ZeroRomeo]

This is pretty funny, but... wait... Great form! LOL, Na, us Guys will always have better form!

[oreocook123]

@ZeroRomeo no not me my form is like a guys i just hold my pussy flaps back

and i can piss like a man.

[Mirani2]

@oreocook123 Actually I have a theory- that guys with long foreskin have it just as "hard" as women who have to pull their "flaps" back, and that the Jews/Hebrews, to make women feel inferior, circumcized men, to expose their penises and make them more "usable" in general.

That settles it.  Nothing good can come from the Jewish religion.

[CocolutoBeans]

How did I get t this video?

Omg, a deficating female on YouTube... Oh my...

[goldenismonica]

wow! funny and gross! xD

[fatmandance84]

on 0:28 you can see an ugly ass creature....it looks like bigfoot... but thats messed up because bigfoot looks better

[50choices]

is it just me or do these two look lesbian? Yuck lookin chicks.

[psifactor12]

pee on a wall and write down your name next time

[JohnnyChicago]

These two guys with their prank videos... ha ha ha, dudes.

Betcha you couldn't pee on a toilet like a chick, huh?

[kermit308]

Why am I not surprised that you're from Berkeley? HaHa!

Go Amoeba!!!

[evathemizer]

This is a proud atomical-overcoming feat. Cheers, ladies.

[00Donkey00]

atomical?

[Mirani2]

@evathemizer If she can do it, then there was no anatomy to overcome. Think about it.

[Tommycopter]

I think Katherines a pretty cool guy. eh pees standing up and doesnt afraid of anything.

[icetcraver]

haha katherine's pretty cool

[johnnyboylean]

penis envy????

[jennifersparks77]

you look like a dude...go put a dress on

[Schifferfux]

Zum Aufgeilen über Pinkeln/Notdurft bitte mein Forum lesen!

Die URL muss ich allerdings etwas verfremden, da das Posting hier bei YouTube sonst nicht "durchgeht":

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Obige Ausdrücke in die Adresszeile des Browsers einfügen, wobei die Zahl 7718 direkt hinter das Fragezeichen gesetzt werden muss! Jeweils einen der beiden aufeinanderfolgenden Punkte rauslöschen. Dann stimmt die URL - dann also aufrufen! Viel Spaß!

[tarq91]

full of commercialty how awomen can pee standing by device thats bad

[pagu9203]

sickening....

[Korbinian123]

laaame

[jaychou8787]

he's a bboy

[dmthefirst]

Are you ladies or horses?

[markrtaylor]

Something Queer here!

[11lakotawolf]

you need to learn how to go in the toilet! my daughter knows how.

[harrypalmer253]

these kind of lesbians are not hot.

[CrunchsterXX2]

Really lame.

[corrineandkatelin]

poop

[Pietro1]

she looks like a bloke

[nbren12]

lesbians are so hot!

[brusensky]

lol just use a toilet And not waste your time

[SpookeyR]

....the wilderness, no toilets...

Fuck it! You're a moron, why even bother!!?!

[jrock27127]

uuuh dat is soo nasty

[ryno490]

you have manly legs..

[icecold123456789]

omg

[AphoticSoliloquy]

lmao

[skwinkle79]

dumb girl I am sure she driped all over her legs, that is why she covered so fast.

[scubajenjen]

Man, I want to go camping with the "pee standing up" lesbians. They look lez-tastic.

[kyoxiong1]

boo

[BackToBlack7]

Remember : IF YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE- you are playing with it!

[combattruk]

well ill b damn!!!! u boy chicks have a wiener prolly the same size as mines. even your voice is deep like mines. what the fuk yall doin out there in them woods anyway? getting ready for a reach-around session?

[nolifemerc]

yes . you said byddy and i was thinking lesbians, and we say here in norway lesbisk, so you want to be like men u can never be me ...a man . next time show ur cunt.

[XheyesyX]

uhm =|

yer, twas strangely amazing

but she cudda got piss on her hands then she hi5'ved her mate

totally hygenic lmao

x

[scrennert]

highlight of my day`

[1999sayshi]

my name is katherine!!!!!!!!!

[dabest706]

wtf?

[jumperkid]

i wounder how it feels when she didnt wipe her vergina...

[iiguitarslayerii]

LOLOLOLOL!

[GonzaBiriba]

Congrats on the efforts keep it up...or should I say down.

[Adibzz]

her pants wil be fkin smelly

[omgomgomgnothing]

wtf

[monkeydoo08]

Ew.. she didnt even fuckin wipe or wash her hands.. yea thats gross :|

[louisvillelove]

how can she wash her hands when shez in the forest dumbass

[sniffyfans]

i know

[mrfunderful]

i remember one time back when i used to work for Montgomery Ward's, the custodial staff was short one man and they asked me if I would fill in, and of course like a dunce...I agreed.

the first task of the morning was to clean the ladies restroom on the second floor. it was the most horrifying experience of my young adult life.

the walls behind the toilets were splattered with crap and the floor on a few of the stalls were also smeared...with crap.

i was scarred for life!

[playa464]

0.o

[fuse9]

don't hate, my sister is lebanese

[CX135pilot]

ill

[0pioid]

i bet that is one smelly twat

[coadster123]

lmao

[BenDover6910]

Dikes peeing! Awesome!

[knuxthefox]

I always wash my hands. Then again, it's a habit I've had for a long time as I work in health care.

[staroffuture22]

Wow!!!, now that you are empowered, why don't you come and share the urinals with men so that you can be more equal and also help in eliminating women's restrooms!!...

[Mirani2]

@staroffuture22 Urinals are for freaks. Not because of the standing up thing, but because they aren't private. No women OR man would use one in his or her right mind.