How to Pickup Women at the Fish Store

[ptetroni]

Different! But didn't pop.

[hayesch1]

good stuff!

[paully069]

Thats Just awesome , like seinfield awesome man !!

[ejschan]

hahahahaha i was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice jugs lol

[EpiK1ReM5611]

Nice jugs " DD

[TikiTak321]

If she's a bit younger, this video would be perfect =)

[handsomebassman]

The wrasse joke took me a second, as I was waiting for a bag joke. I must admit I laughed at both cheesy jokes pretty hard.

[Kveekx1]

ive been there!!!!! even though i live in mn!!! the tanks there are soooooo cool!

[greendaybulldog2]

They didn't find the wrasse joke as funny as i did

[MrBrower11]

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[beest1980]

Cool t-shirt

[xXxSTENCHxXx]

where did you get that shirt?

[mrsaltwatertank]

@xXxSTENCHxXx send me a msg and I'll tell you. YT won't let me post a link in the comments.

[muzkok]

Great tits I mean tips. My best line has always been "does your pussy stink"? "no" "Then it must be your feet". Never fails ... to get me slapped.

[msigler78]

I have never seen a hot chick at the LFS.

[BenGarrisonRealtor]

Very clever - and funny! WEll done!

[jackiejart]

Well done and great fun

[CarlStreet]

Nice Job! -- And I was surprised to find it wasn't at all fishy... :)

[CharlieVandersluys]

What a fun video. Charles

[msigler78]

Great vid. I lol'd. But she seriously looks like the mom from the Adams family.

[venxxxxx]

Wondering how much you had to pay her to act ? lol

[Gritzaable]

If thats a women than my cat is a lion.

[HawaiianBubble]

where can I get that t-shirt?

[svtcontour]

Haha that was a great video

[johnnyjaaav]

looks like you have a stye in this video.

[macdaddy1600]

meet a girl  at the fish store thats ok dude

[SabinaStitches]

... I like your wrasse!? BAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! As the only girl in the fish room at my aquarium store, I've heard some pretty bad fish/ reptile/ amphibian related pickups, but that wrasse thing is absolutely golden XD

[mrsaltwatertank]

@SabinaStitches Haha! I could probably make a show on "bad fish store pickup lines"

[SabinaStitches]

@mrsaltwatertank I'll give you a head start - I once had a guy walk up to me and say "Hey, want to see my python?  He's about 10 inches long.". Turns out the guy actually did have a 10-inch albino ball with him. Who knew?

[jrockflimflam]

@SabinaStitches How big, and what color was is other ball?

ba da dum dump, chachachaaa

[SabinaStitches]

@jrockflimflam lol very funny :P

[djayws]

@mrsaltwatertank

trout that

[michaeljmra]

sheldon de los peces, con su tipica playeritas XD

[pmiedzik1]

looks like snooki's older sister

[whittyjd]

One way or another he's going to get fishy fingers!

[j2tmfc]

Nice Wrasse... hope it doesnt get any bigger... hahaha

[MrWoodendummy]

This is hhilarious shh...it

[Joshnotchuck]

Hahaha, that looks awesome as FUCK.

[topher437]

Where did you get that shirt?! and nice video by the way ;)

[sshhaammiiiiiiiiii]

L O motherfuckin' L

[Pbuddhafull]

What if your gay?

[vosdedeko18]

i just a date following this well not really but very similar :D

[111olbap]

It would have worked but that was not a nice Wrasse. It was poorly colored and stressed. Looking at one in a tank with a low angle including her 'wrasse' would be better. Still hilarious.

[SuperAaaaa123456]

is she retired pornstar?

[BudaPond101]

LOL i knew the "nice jugs" line was coming as soon as i saw those 4 jugs ;)

[mizzdeelight]

not all chicks who reef or keep are hairy ! i met my ex at a fish store, i thought it was sexy that he could keep up with "reef" talk. any man who can tell the difference between Christmas island Euphyllia paradivisa and a basic run of the mill indo one, happens to be super sexy and is so getting laid in my book!

[yeahimjustthatcool14]

I like your wrasse.

[gsRt5]

nothing but fat hairy chicks at our LFS.....

[PaNdeM0niuM]

omg - lol @ the sexual innuendo.

Mark Callahan isn't so innocent as he looks ;) :)

[Playster3]

I followed your every advice down to a tee and got kicked in the crotch and a slap in the face! What's that all about mr.Saltwatertank, huh!? I'm holding a bag of ice on my nuts as we speak. LOL

[mrsaltwatertank]

@Playster3 Aw man! Sounds like you need more practice. You have to be SMOOTH when delivering the lines...

[Playster3]

@mrsaltwatertank Hehe, well don't take what I said too seriously man. I was just messin' around, it's my weird sense of humor lol :) Sorry about that! Nice videos though!

[gnossticc]

@Playster3 L0L get well soon L0L Seriously, when you pay a compliment to a girl you like be as sincere and sweet as you can: For example, wow! You've got the most beautiful eyes I've seen, or wow! You are ver pretty! Just a simple line, and of course don't be too aggresive or elese you'll end up NUT-less, L0L

[Playster3]

@gnossticc Yea, I guess dry humping this girl while making sex noises to her in the store wasn't exactly the best idea hahahaaa xD Naaaaah, I kid of course! But thanks for the advice, dude :)

[marika2012]

lol...this is funny:)

[FishKeeping411]

you and la fish guy best thing on youtube lol. thumbs up!

[swormaster12]

Lol x 8,0000000000000

[NYAQUARIUMPROS]

Is this video a joke or serious?

[mrsaltwatertank]

@NYAQUARIUMPROS It's a humorous video with real life application!

[Slacking02]

i went to hs with that guy!

[killernavjot]

that man is looking somewhere

[TheNeOnToUcH]

HAHAHA

[blacklable1960]

Yummy...I like a girl who's fun and she's looks like a blast...

[TTGxMODERZz]

lol

[PaNdeM0niuM]

LOL!

mark you are too cute :)

[EnglishMadMan1]

@selfphobia told him! Lol

[scarhbar23]

If you siphon my rock on that bed, I'll put sock on my protein skimmer until it get's so full that I have to use another one, at which point we could move to your cichlid and.... haha nevermind

[2b3the1]

Safe to say 95% of women in the fish store are there spending their husband's money on stuff they'll kill.

[selfphobia]

@2b3the1 Uhh no. I'm female and maintain my own reef tank, and I know plenty of other women I've met at the local fish store who keep their own. Sexist pig.

[InvaderxArka]

O3O wtf XD LMFAO

[guidedbyechoes]

I'm a wrasse man myself.

[slapurmommaz]

"nice jugs"-that's awesome

[TWhite2345]

You shouldve thought of "hey I got some new LEDS would you like to check them out" lol

[domomagatomrrabato]

not so so funny but she was touching a hydor not a koreilia

[mrsaltwatertank]

@domomagatomrrabato Hydor is the manufacturer of koralias.

[gtileo]

@mrsaltwatertank

lmfao :P

that was a pretty funny video, is that how you met your lady :P

[samubabe101]

@domomagatomrrabato READ READ AND LEARN LEARN BEFORE YOU POST

[samubabe101]

This looks like the start of a FISH PORN! Called " MY BIG WRASSE ON YOUR ROCK"

[cullensaquarium]

@domomagatomrrabato #massivesmugretard

[Tempdoom]

Nice jugs

I've had them since I was 13

[casaresway420]

ha dude wow. um idk what to say other than wtf. this guys teaching you how to pick up girls? um.... stick to the fish man stuff.

[wildorange10]

this video is dangerous

[goblue8593]

you are a boss, there is probably a very small handful of people that understand it let alone apreciate it. good stuff man

[macdaddy1600]

thats a he woman

[ZsubzeroheroZ]

wow

[TOXIC8o3o1]

Ur full of shit

[butterman143]

Hahahahaha funny as hell- o kitty

[wkjlop]

i like your wrass

[KlassickVideo]

This would almost be believable; if he weren't such a queen.

[LukeAragon]

Giggles....lol



[tubetoiletv2000]

funny thing is thats his sister.

[EvertLind]

@tubetoiletv2000 He is grabbing her ass at the end of the video. :/

[shruz23]

fish store wtttttttffffffffffffff

[covenstead]

LMAO! Priceless!

[Smokkedandslammed]

Mark, your nuts lol

[meowey55]

lol that was funny ><

but they should have mention something about siphoning ^^

[mrsaltwatertank]

@meowey55 It totally didn't think of that!

[meowey55]

@mrsaltwatertank lol now you know... now you know ^^

[TheDethsight]

too bad those jugs look like they would be near the floor once they were "unwrapped" lol

[CptAlexAhlgrim]

BEST SHIRT EVER!

[blackhead10101]

studdd

[megaminime121]

i dought it works



[MonopolyBag]

Success stories... lol

[MrRomeo1982]

lololol

[xavier3961]

Tip Drill!!!

[flatroncup]

hahha the fish name omg this is comedy xD HAHHA NICEa

[MFReptiles]

nice jugs lmao

[Gambit58]

LOL... great vid... Someone is going to get their behind kicke following these instructions...besides women are rare in the hobby..

[TheFeeForTheWorld]

I SAW DORY!

[cookaburagumdrop]

So many zingers



[darzen69]

Ha Ha Ha, Excellent

[bryg40]

That is my favorite store. I'm there almost once a week these days. They've rearranged it a lot in the last year or so.

[peterbryan123]

YES THIS IS FUNNY 

[violetsugarlemons]

*LAUGHING* this should have a million hits lolol ... I always say to my fish guy's "let me wrasse you a question please ".... great funny video !!!!! and that t-shirt is awsome ! I bought my friend one just like it !!!!!! lololol

[ReefPirates]

@violetsugarlemons

Yes I love that shirt! lol thank you and your WRASSE is very beauitfull any time you NEED RO/DI WATER I'LL KINDY FILL YOUR JUG'S!

[ReefPirates]

@ReefPirates Sorry kindly fill your Jug's lol

[violetsugarlemons]

@ReefPirates

Thank you ! My wrasse is VERY beautiful its so nice I’m going to post a video and show the world just how beautiful it truly is *smiling* I’ll have the video up for you by hummm I'll try today but for sure by the 10th

[wtfimpro1]

where did you get that AWESOME t-shirt? i want one!

[mrsaltwatertank]

@wtfimpro1 glennz.com

[schorchkarl]

@wtfimpro1 yes, excellent shirt!!

[martyb0y1690]

she does indeed have some nice jugs 

[Amphiprionic]

You should've asked her if she wanted to see your sexy shrimp. =)

[deejayphazer]

I like your wrasse !!! EPIC !!! :)))

[bilbobag111]

Hahaha ... This could spice up any trip the lfs'

[Nugburner420]

LOLS!!!! I was helping a hot mommy with her jugs and she was being very flirtatious! but her kids was with her so what was said had to limited to pg-13:(

[Nugburner420]

LOLS!!!!

[steelFTBall96]

This video was featured on the Reef builders facebook page. Congrats!

[thenomadrhodes]

that chicks hot, i like her accent.

[CHOCtale]

@thenomadrhodes THANKS!

[thenomadrhodes]

@CHOCtale Looked at your website, awesome idea going to be doing some buying from you guys.

Wow from London to Texas, i bet that was a hell of a ride.

[abaneyone]

This video should be listed as a comedy and not pets and animals in the category LOL

[reefstudy]

HAHAH I LIKE YOUR WRASSE. "Thanks, I hope it doesn't get much bigger than this" LMFAO

[MrJohnstoll]

Can't believe he didn't make a clam reference!

[mrsaltwatertank]

@MrJohnstoll It was in the rough draft of the script. Don't worry...there will be follow up episodes

[gmoney1961]

LMAO.....FUNNY

[inthesump]

My first girfriend gave me some crabs. She was great!!!

[mrsaltwatertank]

@inthesump She or THEY were great?

[justyjust]

hey babe i got some salty water for you ;) I never see hot chicks at the LFS only smelly hippy chicks

[mrsaltwatertank]

@justyjust omg. I think that one would have gotten me kicked off youtube.

[CHOCtale]

@justyjust : you should shop in Austin :-)

[dmweise]

It was a lot of fun to make. I got to harass the girl. It was great.

[mrsaltwatertank]

@dmweise you could have done more man! You missed your chance! j/k...we'll make another one.

[mrsaltwatertank]

Thanks for the comments everyone. Luckily I had a friend who was willing to be the girl and go along with my script!

[cmanclan101]

that chick is NASTY lol..

funny vid tho

[droxland]

@cmanclan101 how is the chick "nasty" ....post a pic of your wife/girlfriend/hookup. I dare you.

[firion03]

haha this is funny

[firion03]

haha this is funny

[2quikmotorwerks]

lmfao

[brandeewyne]

-muahaha- .. classic fish geekness! dig it!

"i like your wrasse" .. this, is gold!

[mrsaltwatertank]

@brandeewyne haha...I was laughing when I thought that one up. I'd like to see someone actually try it in real life and see if the lady gets it, or if she is immediately offended!

[brandeewyne]

@mrsaltwatertank .. just so you know, that phrase has taken on a life of it's own around my homestead! it's rather amazing how many times a day you can compliment the same wrasse .. over and over and over :)

[zacguitarshreder12]

this video was a disappointment lol jk

[Hasans01]

Very fishy indeed!

[taedom]

just stick with the fish tanks and how to / tech/ huge size etc. quit the gay videos

[uceid]

Haha loved it!

[iczerone2000]

hahaha... nice jugs!! great job!!

[brandon429]

Your videos are super smart and you are a natural talent I hope you get famous man.

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[greenteagod]

That actor is so not straight.

[TheMeandBShow]

I like your wrasse.

LOL

[chocbitebar]

Great actress LOL

[njoyrid]

hahaha I loved it mark haha

[TheWarOrphan]

SHOW ME YOUR ROCKS!!

[Squinchyy]

Haha good stuff :D

[mrsaltwatertank]

Thanks everyone! I got the shirt @ Glennz.com

[ysrfreak87]

Nice video. Love the punns. Another well done video, as always. Love your sense of humor. When I first met my girlfriend she wasnt into the hobby and as I have been building my 120 gallon reef tank she has listened and asked questions and is into it as much as I am now. Great to have some one you love love your hobbies to.

[newyorksteelo]

Haaa haaa haaa haa lol. oh man, very innovative video. lol @ crabs. I have actually picked up quite a few girls while visiting the local fish store lol.

[jwalker43081]

where did you get that shirt? its awsome....