Say Cheese With MaximusBlack Game 9

[timo1601]

Next time when going void ray cheese, go proxy ;)

[hkpopfan4lif3]

Did you know that Richard Simmons is actually not gay?

[xSamuLee]

EU plat is Korea's Bronze

[sshelto16]

can anyone confirm hes playing on eu server still?



[tienztr]

what does gg no we mean?

[amerinkaico]

Richard Simmons would be a Zerg... we would totally go mass queens and spine crawlers ftw!

[Hanaretakuna]

This skill level is very very low level...very bronze like.

[dgmisal1979]

Richard Simmons would be Zerg, all day long.

[ShootNowAskLater01]

" 3 for 6..."

"Fifty fifty."

"Yep, fiddy fiddy"

[MrSwartc]

I like u guys. Your commentary is great. You know alot about the game. But maximus sucks at cheesing in many ways

[faythone]

YEP! lol

[debateSlayer]

are you kidding? the only race i ever beat with the void rush is Protoss!!! if the zerg knows what there doing they go queen spores and stop you, terran has the faggot ass marine, so easy does it and towers!!!! protoss has cannons, but they are stationary, stalker is good against void, unless you know what the fuck youre doing, then void rapes stalkers, Maximus black just tried too much tech too early, hes noob

[EdiciusMai]

Should have proxied the Void Rays.

[ajpbrunet]

I don't think there can be a controversy; Richard Simmons would OF COURSE play Protoss, preferably in Teal or Pink because those zealots just look FABULOUS.

[Antmania1]

Richard Simmons would be protoss. Just think of the fun he could have with the zealots dual wielding.

[Scootzy73]

@Antmania1 LOLOL

[modernmin123]

Richard Simmons would be terran, lots of male units in it

[DaemonTFO]

American plat is Eu bronze :/

[jasonmage]

@DaemonTFO it's funny how his also plat in Euro but that analogy wwould be more accurate if it was grandmaster in NA is bronze in Korea

[DaemonTFO]

@jasonmage Well I'd say american plat is still eu bronze, and eu plat is korean bronze.

that means eu plat is masters ish for american?

[l4l01234]

@DaemonTFO bronze is fucking bronze.

[DaemonTFO]

@l4l01234 Talking about skill level.

[Rune101rune]

@DaemonTFO Canada*

[DaemonTFO]

@Rune101rune Do you suffer from mental retardation? North america includes Canada, no? I never implied anything else, sure it's the united states OF america, it's not america america.

[Jophus999]

@DaemonTFO dont pick on someone for making a small mistake like that

[DaemonTFO]

@Jophus999 Not picking, he's the one who wanted to be "mr" perfectionesque and failed.

PS: It's a word now.

[x0TehGameStation0x]

@DaemonTFO and europe gm is korean special needs

[sshelto16]

@DaemonTFO thought he was playing on EU server.... watch earlier episodes

[DaemonTFO]

@sshelto16 So? statement still stands.

[Supertrunks777]

@DaemonTFO 1 no it is not 2 bronze to diamond and even low masters is all the same, just depends on how you play and if you lose the odd rank up match that's all there is to it. I have beaten masters when I was in gold on one of my accounts

[DaemonTFO]

@Supertrunks777 Why are you so fucking butthurt?! I was just saying that the average american player is worse than the average european, that's a fact.

[blerrb]

@DaemonTFO

Well I guess hes pretty good then cuz hes playing on the EU server, or that the EU players arn't as good as they claim to be.

[DaemonTFO]

@blerrb I know he is but that doesn't change what I said, he was awful. Yet american is far worse.

[Nekreg]

@DaemonTFO 6 months late but... this was played on EU..... so your comment about American v EU is completely laughable.

[DaemonTFO]

@Nekreg And the thought didn't hit you that I knew this was eu, and eu sucked... Which means US is even worse?

And more to it, didn't it hit you either that during 6 months other people have been writing that same comment over and over to me? Some people really just bring a sentence to the context of their liking.. Nothing says that I think these players were any good -.-... But apparently people think I did... I'm just so annoyed by the same comment over and over, sorry and fuck you.

[Nekreg]

@DaemonTFO Just means you have had 6 months to try and go back on your comment once the first person pointed it out.

[DaemonTFO]

@Nekreg Well they pointed something WRONG out... You're just as dumb as they are and I do not plan to take down my comment just because retards missunderstand something that I feel is quite obvious. Fuck you again.

[Nekreg]

@DaemonTFO If it really bothers you that people are still commenting on it then delete your comment and diaf. fuck you.

[TheSnarkyBrit]

@DaemonTFO Nah, I think your trolling just failed.

[DaemonTFO]

@TheSnarkyBrit Omnomnom.

[MilletGtr]

If you want to get away from probes with a worker, just klick a mineral patch, and it will go thorugh all of them, saving your probe

[TheWhiteBlacky]

oh i didn`t know thats one vid out off the when cheese fails seriers

[loooolllzzman12]

DONT DRINK ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING THIS!

[Jester2K5]

Richard Simmons would be Terran because they are the gayest race.

[xXshreddedmetalXx]

@Jester2K5 You shitting me? Protoss is by far the gayest race. Warp ins, voids, dt's, cannon rushes, and proxy gates

stfu

[Jophus999]

@xXshreddedmetalXx yes however it is also the most vulnerable race to cheese

[ajpbrunet]

@Jester2K5 HURR DURR ITS FUNNY COZ GAY MEANS BAD DERP

[Jophus999]

@ajpbrunet the hell?

[ajpbrunet]

@Jophus999 I just resent the use of "gay" to mean "bad" ;-P

[TEGrifficJesus]

@Jester2K5 thanks for the lighters :)

[telekinovice]

@Jester2K5 you sir have hurted my feelings Q______Q severely

[omnissience]

@Jester2K5 That's racist. I m offended.

[IronMaidenCroatia]

@Jester2K5 you probably play protoss idiot

[Jester2K5]

@IronMaidenCroatia actually I play Random. Yes, even for 1s.

[SpyingEyesOfDoom]

@Jester2K5 You are completely correct. Especially since the Protoss seem asexual and the Zerg just mutate. Therefore Terran is the gayest race.

[Karionfabe1]

@xguynFc lololol your argueing that you can't mothership rush, when you obviously can. Your saying it like you can't rush to dts or Collusi, you can. It's in relative terms to normal play. Please stop talking now

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

Can someone send this to them for When Cheese Fails?

[deraXel87]

how can a player pull all drones off the mineral line and play in platinum league??

[titykaka1]

lol he so bad

chrono b4 first pylo :(

[Tobeh]

For a PvP void rush you should double gas steal and if possible, do it twice as they take out the first assimilator. SO fun. It may give it away slightly but what will they do about it? Cannons everywhere? Just follow up with some ground forces as a meat shield.

[MostazalsLord]

3:33 lol,fits perfectly

[liefswanson]

maximus needs to learn to cancel bait buildings 5:10

[remotecube]

He'd play terran like every other gay player

[RavingDragoon]

Dude you can get out of a surround by telling the worker to gather on a mineral line....

[MostazalsLord]

@RavingDragoon you get pwned before you can get out

[HallatheBasin]

protoss aren't very good versus voidrays? lol stalkers?

[MostazalsLord]

@HallatheBasin oh ya sure(against non-charged voids)

[HallatheBasin]

@MostazalsLord move the stalkers away lol



[MostazalsLord]

@HallatheBasin not move,blink.

[chapmini]

planetary fortress rush?

[XGuynFc]

you cant fucking "rush" to mothership, it'll never work (especially considering these are done in a platinum league). stop spamming "ERR HERP DA DERP MOTHERSHIP RUSH I DONT KNOW SHIT BOUT STARCRAFT"

[general7654]

@XGuynFc I've never even played starcraft multiplayer and I know that people who are like that are fucking retarded

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc HuK did it Haha think before acting please, btw he won the game.

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 ok please show me the replay/video, id LOVE to see it. by the way, getting a mothership late into the game isn't what these people are asking for. i have seen and won with motherships too, but not with a "mothership rush" (which is really not even possible). these are CHEESE videos - not get 200 food count with mothership and play a 30 minute game. you think before acting my man.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc There you go and don't judge before you see it :P I said he rushed it not used it

/watch?v=lepIMPDTMks&feature=r­elated

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 yeah lol nice try. that is a joke game between two high level players - you can tell by their conversation and style of play. if you really think drewbie was playing a serious match in that vid you dont understand the game very well. but sure, if jeff plays a 5 year old mentally retarded girl with one arm, then it has a shot. just trust me; it wont work! (as cute as it may sound)

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc Lol wtf are you really that ignorant?

It was a ladder game dude, why would it be fake he was expecting carriers or something also protoss is very strong early game so if you can get around bunkers you can take him down. HuK is a little bit famous for playing creatively and isnt that what cheese is about? suprising your enemy and hope it works. Did you think he expected that? also why such bm? ^^

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 i could spend a long time explaining how that game was a complete joke. but its clear you dont understand the game at the higher level so it doesnt matter - youre as wrong and clueless as the other gold league retards who ask for motherships. also consider that jeff isnt a dumbass and isnt attempting a mothership rush for a reason, im sure he reads the stupid "HERP DERP MOTHERSHIP" spam frequently.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc /watch?v=WDcXRbOL4_U&feature=r­elated another one, in a tournament.

And still why such BM?

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 for a second i was scared you were right. then i realized youre a dumbass and youre showing me another pointless video. he lost the game and the only reason he did any damage is because of good micro, not the mothership. i already said it, you just dont get it so stop trying. get out of bronze league or what ever shitty league youre in then come back after you understand the game better.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc Ok great one you are a genious please enlighten me with youre great wisdom.

I tried to convince you i put out 2 videos one of them worked one of them didnt too bad and he knew how to handle it BUT YOURE SO FUCKING THICK HEADED and fucking bm as hell do you know what bm is you fucktard?

are you really that fucking ignorant? Is starcraft youre life? OH IM SO GOOD GET OUT OF BRONZE HERP FUCKING DERP dont answear back because you dont learn any fucking thing.

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 u mad? ... cuz im right? :) and yes i know what bm is and the videos were a massive fail, sorry. yeah i have nothing to learn here - because i know what im talking about.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc Im mad because you're thick headed as hell :D Let's use some intelligens and 3 year old should have.

The second video prooved that the first one was a serious (barely) match even if you are god and recognize every players playstyle (herp derp).

Also huk:s micro did him win? This might have been the most retarded comment ever simply because select micro:s too :) well your obviously too stupid to get it so just stop making yourself more retarded :D

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 ok now youre just trolling me, but i enjoyed the over-extended conversation

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc Lol either youre a troll or retarded :P

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 either youre bronze league or silver league.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc Im going with retarded haha, is sc2 your life or wtf?

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 no, i got into diamond in 20ish games then stopped playing. i actually havent played in a good 3 months. in fact i would bet a lot of money you play more than me, yet you are a much worst player.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc ive changed my mind you must be a troll xD are you serious? honest?

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 yeah, 100% serious. if you want my info, pm me. just because you're getting angry doesnt mean im a troll, maybe im just right.

[Jonereator2]

@XGuynFc you don't even what I talk about ._. but just never mind

[XGuynFc]

@Jonereator2 yeah, because youre foreign lol.

[CoqPwner]

@XGuynFc

Get unis, get a mothership, mass recall in enemies base, profit

Sure it can absolutely fail, but so can any other cheese

[MostazalsLord]

@CoqPwner what kind of cheese uses a mothership?

[BitmapMc0wnage]

click on mineral patches if you get surrounded

[genericuser1000]

Adam, your Benny Hill impression had me in stitches!

[insanitaruisPH]

poor micro. :(

[Balletdanserinden]

you sux 

[Jonereator2]

@Balletdanserinden Starcraft is designed in a way that makes cheeses kind of ineffective if the opponent knows how to counter it, ofc that makes it pretty hard to win with cheeses. Stop tryin to be cool kthxbai :)

[Balletdanserinden]

@Jonereator2 hahaha lol i was NOT talking aboot Maximus i was just angry at that time :D

[Cyaneyed77]

I love that you guys say 'supper' in Canada too!

[LearsXD]

Funny thing is that Nova War's talk about women is true xD

[fd09david]

you should'nt have gone for cannon rush.  It set you too far behind economically

[FUCKOFFYOURGAY]

he would be protoss for sure

[DDFawx]

who the fuck void ray rushes a protoss

[steelworth12]

@DDFawx people

[timgroen1995]

@DDFawx every toss i play it seems :(

[louthinator]

@DDFawx maximus black does it XD

[camjenkins88]

and click on a mineral patch if you dont want your probe to get trapped

[camjenkins88]

hey maximus, how about using all that SUPER LEET APM at the start of the game to, rather than constantly box your workers, set your nexus's rally point to an empty mineral patch?

you literally have NOTHING else to do in the first 30 seconds of a game

also learn hotkeys, and no, it doesnt matter if you think youre faster with the mouse. youre not.

[manfriendlyness]

@camjenkins88 aww come on man, don't be so hard on him, i'm sure he got to plat using something other than his dashingly good looks and awesome voice xD

[thejakefrinkexpress]

Richard would be "Terran it up ladies! Push forward and shake it push forward and shake it!".

[Redleader073]

4 probes in gas lol

[OrcsRDorks]

why do u have only 90 achievment points?

[xThatAwesomeGuy]

@OrcsRDorks he's on a different server / acc

[mrrobotica]

Can't support 2 voids on 1 base

[TheLocalComputerTech]

richard simmons would be terran. BLUE FLAMES

[TheLocalComputerTech]

"could i get some tonight"

"i dont know"

[emieldejonghswemer]

nice worker split lol

[fandanstan]

DUDE! You do know that if you click on a mineral patch w/ your worker, you can easily get out of a surround, right?

[TheBaron87YT]

If you want to do void rays again, you need to take a fast expansion right after the cannon rush. And as usual, pay more attention to your base than his. too much money spent on the proxy cannons and pylons for them crippled your void ray production.

[WakeSideLife]

These Richard Simmons jokes are punny.

[ruster1971]

Richard Simmons plays zerg and goes the same backdoor nydus strategy every game. ;)

[TheTadhgrules]

Fuckin love the series title :p

[BLANEmanBLANE]

u suck too jeff...

[ssccoorr87]

definitely zerg ! bitching about how op others are .

[AreusAstarte]

Where can I watch the feed? Do you have a justin.tv page?

Love you <3

[iKyuubi1995]

@AreusAstarte justin.tv/ lifesaglitchtv(remove space)

[AreusAstarte]

@iKyuubi1995 ah thanks, I saw it like one second after I posted xD

I guess I can go on d2dgamer.com to see when they broadcast? :P

[dzero34]

Richard simmons would be zerg because he's a CREEP.

[iwantpig]

what protoss?? nooo richard simmons would be terran so he could watch those marines strut their stuff.

[Lithilic]

Maximus Black, I gotta ask, why do you always shift click before you build? Sometimes it seems to help but most of the time it just seems to slow you down.

[minored360]

(x) Void rays

( ) rush

[MrMusicman143]

I've never seen a VRR fail

[Rko453]

I heard the majority of homosexuals play protoss

[AreusAstarte]

@Rko453 No, I play Terran

^^

[BenEscoville]

"Protossssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssss"

-Richard Simmons

[PopcornColonelx]

This is so painful to watch. No way you're plat. Def. bronze

[PopcornColonelx]

The key 'E' makes a probe. You press it on your keyboard, not the screen.

[AwesomeeeSauce]

as commentators, don't you get offended sometimes when reading the comments? i mean, i appreciate you guys replying to some of them but some are just straight out offensive/abusive. nonetheless, great and funny work as always. :)

(>",)> U DA MAN

[desthmoneses]

Richard Simmons would be Zerg he'd be all about the metabolic boost.

[wtfds]

its 4/7

[wtfds]

@wtfds crap he's" going for 4 for 4" misheard sorry

[korrdxl]

Are we sure Adam wasn't playing that one?

[bogyshi2]

why dont you get phoenix ?

[bunktacular]

hed be terran, cause hes gay

[ilikevideos0831]

build your pylon on 9 and than chrono boost after u build it don't intentionally supply block yourself

[BloodRaven1011]

Such terrible macro....

[blackisbeautiful89]

protoss. definatly protoss.

[MAYxDAY1006]

next one NEEDS to be a MOTHERSHIP RUSH!!!

[LordBeoulve]

@MAYxDAY1006 why? whats he gonna do vortex? its such crap...

[TAAsun101]

Terran

[MarkDStroyer]

Maybe this is just me, but...

Why does it seem like I'm always the 303rd person to watch these? It's a bit odd.

[A4moondoggy]

richard simmons would undoubtedly play terran. just think of all the sexual innuendos they say

[lormendi]

Worst void rush Ive ever seen. Still love you guys though!

[tommekev89]

he would be zerg, so he could nydus you !!

[warfjm]

everyone is waiting for the mothership/mass recall cheese.

[RPBiohazard]

@warfjm he did a mothership rush onthe livefeed last night and it shit the bed

[XGuynFc]

@warfjm the people who actually know anything about sc2 are waiting for people to understand that would never work

[ilikevideos0831]

@warfjm hes not good enough for that

[tazerfacial]

richard simmons would be toss as he is use to probing already

[Gabberz123]

RIchard Simmons would be zerg and he'd only make queens

[WakeSideLife]

@Gabberz123 You sir, are clever.

[Gabberz123]

@WakeSideLife

Why thank you ^-^

[thescottouille]

@Gabberz123 I lol'd

[SoulPunisher666]

@Gabberz123

LMAO!!!!

[Chaicoski2]

MOMMA SHIP RUSHM EVERYONE IS WAITING !

[undeadrogue99]

I think Simons would play undead :D

He would just take the undead out of War Craft 3 into Star Craft

[dutyfreebullet]

الله أكبر

[DylanGtuts]

I cant stop laughing 3:32

[yevrag17]

LEARN HOTKEYS ... there cool