Darwin Awards Candidate

[pgehrman]

"hey hold my beer and check this shit out"

[kurthanson2005]

its a good idea not to go near power lines, just sayin'

[Hanselides]

Shocking

[charliemarc]

white people were supposed to be smart dignified

[scottalias]

How is this a Darwin Award Candidate? You understand you have to remove yourself from the gene pool to receive a Darwin Award.

[anatticwit]

i wish i had a major most friend. a major most friend like jawn.

[captmicha]

I understanding having to rescue your bird once but twice? Either keep the damn bird inside and clip it's flight feathers or don't have a bird if you can't figure that out for yourself. And yes, I have birds.

[onebigski]

Needs a banjo pickin sound track

[sidwills]

He does realise birds can fly, right?

[johnnyribcage]

He's been the major most friend in my life.

[redriverboater]

Nice guys finish last?

[CaramelCleo]

a bird. the bird has wings, you don't.

[av7x56789]

he didnt die therefore its not a darwin award

[UardiP]

What's a dumb ass

[MyMurphysLaw]

Aww I think he's sweet ( : not very bright, but sweet.

[gingerbreadcorpses]

Risk your own life for a bird. Real fuckin smart.

[39acu]

this isnt a darwin award, they need to remove themselves from the gene pool.

[dwdrums828]

I live down the road, no joke

[jimmy101112000]

I can't believe people would climb the poles like that.. Hes not the first nor be the last.

For a some stupid bird that his friend let outside. I would ban this guy from ever owning a ladder that is over 5 feel tall. 

[RyOneLegend]

no darwin award here, just an at risk survivor.

[cdg315]

123backinyerface uhh ru retarted the bird had no idea that John was goin to save it... It's a bird ther not smart and clever like humans and therefore the bird shudnt go to jail firstly bcuz it can't go to jail and second because it's just a bird they're not smart enough and apparently u arnt either bitch

[Lennycoma]

@cdg315 seems that someone don't understand the element of humour or sarcasim

[39acu]

@cdg315 i hope you know its a joke cause you cant be serious. no ones that stupid to think he was serious

[baryldrummer]

This is just.... sad. :( It definitely wasn't the smartest thing to do, but he had good intentions aside from simply doing it for the sake of doing it. Maybe after this, his friends will stop taking advantage of his loyalty.

[39acu]

@baryldrummer couldn't agree more

[123backinyerface]

I think the bird should be charged with reckless endangerment of John Marlow, the bird did have prior knowledge that John would obviously try and save it. I think that the bird should arrested, tried and convicted and be locked up in a cage for the rest of its natural life and fed nothing but seeds and water as punishment.

We just have to get through to these birds that you cannot act this way around your "hillbaillie" pets. Zero tolerance from now on.

[46Mongoose]

@123backinyerface Thats some funny shit

[WOOdeeWOO]

and the most burned person in the community!

[P4brains]

thats not a dawin award ass hole!

[gashousemouse]

@P4brains, I know - it's a DARWIN award.

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

@gashousemouse that would be an hornorable mention

[mu5ic1]

@gashousemouse Did he die? Did he loose his reproductive ability? no? Then it's not a Darwin award......

[Trondesson]

@mu5ic1 Right. At best it's an Honorable Mention. Maybe next time, because that guy sure has potential.

[yoghrut]

@gashousemouse still isn't...

[LordNecro0]

@gashousemouse This is not a darwin award, he didn't di.

[devildoc225]

They should bill him for the cost of all the rescue personnel, police, and power company charges. What a dope. Fuck the bird. It WILL fly away.

[globe255]

Well no question its a good person who will do all good for people and animals, but i think its a proper thing to call it a cock-a-doodle-doo man.

[chocolatethundaish]

lol he was trying to save a freaking bird off a power line. I bet i know what happened, when he was almost thier the bird flew off so the idiot jumped after it and his foot got tangled in the power line. It might sound a little far fetched to say he was dumb enough to jump for it but if he lacked enough common sense to do that climb the ladder in the first place thats a possibilty lol

[tackN2Wind]

frigg'n dumb ass! Screw the little animals.. human life is infinitly more valuable!

[Scitech101]

Dude. This guy may deserve a darwin award, but I still feel that it is a very sad thing. He was trying to do what was right. Altruism was a guiding thing, and heck, as we know, altruism is a positive force in the context of the survival of a species.

[Stuey912]

Hes been the major most friend of my life... Nice

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Sad, nice guy getting hurt, for helping someone... not funny :P

[Ihatetechnomusic]

shocking!

[micol018]

village idiot, that's who he was, i hope i he learnt something,

[mailman760]

Micol looks like the village idiot "i hope i he learnt something" Gotcha

[SpecialEdward121]

Numb nuts is lucky to be alive.

[46Mongoose]

At least the electric shock could not damage too many brain cells, he did'nt have any to begin with.

[phoebelala]

fucking idiot

[lardhat]

Too bad Natural Selection doesn't reward altruistic behavior.

[willesnille]

I'd give you more thumbs up i possible.

[Spriglief]

It does reward it. The bird reproduced.

[bradnoga]

What is the last thing a redneck says? HEY WATCH THIS

[TanuJones]

@bradnoga LOL my mom said the same joke :)

[WasGibtsLeute]

@bradnoga

Hahah, or he says "do you have it on camera, dude?"

[xxHarveyMoonxx]

The guy should be commited for his own safety, Come on realy A 'Bird' that can fly fucking moron

[69HIPEKAK69]

lol

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

I hope he turned out okay.

[DDReaper16]

You know what they say: Bad things happen to good people. in his case: FAIL

[dairycow]

monkeys in a barrel was popular back then

[MultiTalentedMan]

Well, at least it was a low voltage wire

[bradnoga]

LOW VOLTAGE? yea only 240

[gonavy505]

What a goober!

[lexmark136]

lmao...

[KBClublife]

What do you mean tried to "save" the bird, birds are always on power lines!...bet the bird just flew away. hahaha

[KBClublife]

thought about it for a sec and damn this is when you know you have too much time on your hands, "saving" birds from power lines. His "friend" is the bird? come on really?

[hunter3333333]

@KBClublife Hey the bird could of been a Emu or a Ostridge.. Them poor birds can't fly! LOL... Not sure though if they can climb power poles!

[PlebScrubber]

@hunter3333333 birds often get caught on top of high poles on the lightning conductor... once trapped they just starve to death... this is no problem until people try to free them

[reptilefreak9m7]

This idiot isn't a redneck. A redneck woulda shot the f*cking bird!!!

[whtlizzard]

the major most friend of my life...

dahh what?

do you know DAWIN AWARDS MEAN THAT YOU DIE FROM A STUPID CHOICE not that you got burned for your major most friend

[johnnyjerseyshardest]

what the fuck is a major most friend????

[ultrakill09]

nvm

[ultrakill09]

is he still alive!?!

[mdanx3]

polish

[jerome17487]

i dont think telephone wires cant put you in a critical state.

[thedudefromthewoods]

i think only the very bottom wire is the phone line

[rikshaw223]

hope he is ok, but dam did the bird fly off & leave the man roasting, go for help or just got some barbaque sause.

[10tacle21]

you said it. jeez, rednecks are stupid.

[zaine11]

naww he ain't a redneck :P rednecks rather turn to exccessive use of focre (guns) this jackass is a new breed od idiot :P more like no neck