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  • the last part i was something like... "huuuuhh... home sweet home ... :)"

  • Thumbs up if you think GLaDoS sounds eerily similar to Siri.

  • @funny0anime0lover Nope it's GLaDoS

  • **steps in Conversion Gel** "So THIS is what it's like to be Lindsay Lohan!"

  • science is not about "why", science is about "why not" !!!!!

  • Why are the top comments the same?

    Better question: Why does one have more thumbs than the other?

  • holy fuck youre slow.

    

  • When I go to class, I will stand still and yell, " this statement is false!"

  • @funny0anime0lover The school is a LIE!!

  • the gel looks like paint

  • I'm totally watching this just for the story plot! It's so exciting loll

  • @BadBoo22 i said that too! XD

  • Glad0s is an amazing character

  • @MrWondertaco1 It's GLaDOS.

  • I got to 1:49 pretty easily.....but hadnt a clue what to do....defenately tried shooting where he did and it didn't work....so I spent 10 minutes trying EVERYTHING before coming here....*facepalm*

  • @sdrawkcab190 ME TOOOOO! I was clueless. these chapter 7 puzzles are insane. da first ones i got stumped on period in the whole game. Still in love with the game itself tho.

  • @lildb9 I thought you had to jump of the edge really far down to the slanted panels in order to reach the platform above that one.....After missing so many times I gave up :p

    I cruised through the rest of the game afterwards.

  • 2:39 goes phcyco with gun XD

  • GLaDoS makes posts a video onto Youtube.

    Commenter: "Did you record this with a potato?"

    That'll piss her off.

  • a good paradox is for Pinocchio to say that his nose will grow

    if it doesn't grow then he is lying which will make it grow. but then it did grow which means he told the truth. but then it wont grow so he'll be lying and it will keep going

  • @satnapillowpants or this:

    if everything i tell you is a lie then am i telling you a lie or the truth

  • does anyone else want moon shoes portal style?

  • What the hell 5:30 "Im fucking spider-woman hell yeah screw portals"

  • @victorcp2 Portal 3: Spiderwoman

  • We had a potato thing for lunch the other day at school and someone asked me if they cound have it. I glared at them and said "No, you will not eat GLaDOS." Only me and me friends understood that.

  • @superhellboy661 use Ad bocker download it for firefox or chrome browser and you'll never see an advert again on youtube or any other website

  • 2:47 oO

  • i ate some french fried GLaDOS today :D

  • @superhellboy661 ...um,umadbro?

  • Stupid NFL ad.

  • Who thinks of GLaDOS when they see fries now

  • @Hylia34 Well.. i go to macdonald and poof... they gave me GLaDOS.. mmm i cant describe how delicious GLaDOS is..

  • @Hylia34 Thanks to you i'm scared of easting French Fries. lol.

  • @Hylia34

    explains why my fries are saying I'm adopted.

  • Thumbs up if you think GLaDoS makes a good potato!

  • @JustLikeSmarties Do not make her french fries

  • @JustLikeSmarties She's literaly an potato i'd never peel, i like realy much GLaDOS!

  • @50001elias The white stuff if you put it on a wall that a potal cant go on it makes it able to

  • for whar is the white color?

  • I was stuck at a point in this level now im glad i watched this. Ima go beat this game now

  • IT'S CALLED CONVERSION GEL NOT PORTAL GEL GUYS

  • Portal....it exist..... it always did!

  • I think this game is so awesome... and I don't even own it.

  • portal 2... not for stupid people

  • 2:40 Spamming shots to the rescue!

  • toby took soooooooo much longer than this * facepalm*

  • Nice 

  • This is clearly not a walkthrough. This is a playthrough you moron

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  • @Thepatoexperience2 There's not much of a difference at all. It shows you what to do like a walkthrough.......

  • @Thepatoexperience2 don't be deceived by the few mistakes the player makes in this particular video, this has been a very helpful reference thus making it a walkthrough.

  • @Thepatoexperience2 But Chell is walking, and they are going through portals...

  • @Thepatoexperience2 he's showing you what to do BY playing the game. you moron.

  • i told my brother what i want for birthday

    "i want a talking potato with an AI in it, a long fall boots , apeture science handheld portal device, a few oracle turrets, companion cube, LOADS OF repulsion, proplusion gel for my birthday."

    my brother got me portal 2

  • @S0uluser6

    ha ha

  • *"Corpulsion Gel"-White (Walkthrough)

  • i love how big the hatch override button is,its just beging 2 be pushed!

  • 1. Shoot two portals on any place

    2. Look into the one closet to you, at the exit

    3. Shoot a portal of the exit's color onto something else

    4. O_O

  • The third 'paradox' (Does a set of all sets contain itself?) isn't a paradox at all!

  • KNOW YOUR PARADOXES!

    In the event of rogue AI:

    1. Stand Still

    2. Remain Calm

    3. Scream: "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!"  "NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION!" "DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF?"

  • I just had a brain wave. if the greatest minds came together to make the biggest moron who ever lived (Wheatly). does that mean Gordan freeman helped?

  • when i played the game, at the point around 4:26 i puked.

  • Two ways of beating rampant A.I.: scream paradoxes; or make it compute the exact value of pi.

  • My Christmas List-

    Portal Gun

    Portal Gel

    Long Fall Boots

    That is all

  • @margierules000 my whishlist: long fall boots, halflife's protektive suit with helmet, portall gun i could go to moon :)

  • @margierules000 What about a Turret? x

  • @CandyLoveHearts25 no, no turret. Just because with a portal gun, I could put a portal on the ground behind a door where nobody should go, and another on a wall about seven feet up outside. They'll be so confused, they won't try to touch that baby!

  • @margierules000 Won't? They couldn't! x

  • @margierules000 dont forget potato glados.

  • @margierules000 You forgot weighted companion cube and turret

  • @TheMarioman121 one kid in my school has a plushie companion cube. He brought it to homecoming and I danced with it on the dancefloor. Let's just say my boyfried was rather jealous of how much my attention was on that companion cube :3

  • @margierules000 men do you think that santa works in aperture?

  • @margierules000 you mean:

    portal gun

    repulsion gel

    propulsion gel

    advanced knee replacements

    long fall boots

    companion cube

    turrent

    cake

    and a personality core

  • @margierules000 you mean deul portal gun

    thats the one that fires two portals

  • @margierules000 What about faith plates?

  • Portal 2 is amazing!I want to buy PS3 a specialy for this game.

  • Guys, you could not shoot a portal onto yourself unless you were extremely obese, the portal needs some room, someone as small as Chell would not be able to hold a portal, and if you were extremely obese you wouldn't fit through the portal to go through yourself. Besides, you're not supposed to stare into the operational end of the device :)

  • @TheAnnoyingThing1915 Finally, someone who thinks with portals -the right way-

  • @TheAnnoyingThing1915 Actually, youd just kill yourself :P

  • @TheAnnoyingThing1915 True, but if you tweaked the gun a bit to where it shoots smaller portals, you could actually use it on someone as skinny as a toothpick; simply place a portal on the floor under their foot, and shoot the other one at their face. :D

  • aah man.. going threw a portal would feel so weird, cuz youd have two pulls of gravity acting on u.. i wonder if in creating a giant portal and leaving it on for a long period of time could possible mess up the gravity of the world... the fundamental idea of a portal is easy, but once you start thinking about it, its rocket science... :o

  • Ugh my head..

  • What would happen if you shoot 2 portals your going to lay in one of them so your legs stick out of the other portal and then you shoot another portal so one of the other portals closes?

  • @serdnas135 i think you would just appear in the other portal or just be cut in half if you have a working portal gun you could test it

    :D

  • @Spartenh18 good to know, but do you now where i can buy a portal gun? :)

  • @serdnas135 best buy. they have it alllllll!

  • @serdnas135 sadly ... no but i think you could apply to be a test subject at aperture science :)

  • What does the white stuff do anyway?

  • @goku0129 portal gel. You can put portals on it, so if you don't have a portal surface, you still have the gel.

  • Finally the elevator is going up :D

  • epic fail at 3:10

  • PS3XBOX

     S3X

  • did he just fly to the portal??

  • 3:15 -.-

  • I think GLaDOS went mad, because that always what happens when you stick the mind of a human inside a computer.

  • suck my ballz dragon kwest

  • @pyronomic1 Ikr? XD lol

  • i still dont understand what the white is for :/

  • @SweIsak It's so that the surfaces can make a portal, since the black surfaces are portal-proof. The person can use a portal then.

  • @SweIsak it makes portal-proof surfaces portal-friendly

  • Is there a portal anywhere cheat in Portal 2? Idk, but the way the targeting(whatever) thing is completely lit up looks like when you activate that cheat in the first game. But it really doesn't look like this person is using that cheat, if it's there :/

  • Paint a table with portal gel, make a blue portal on the table, push the table through an orange portal. Portalception!

  • I told myself I would beat this game with no internet help... but it was 4 in the morning and I was stuck here for like 2 hours so I finally had to do it. Lol

  • This is CONFUSING!

  • ma sei coglione?

    o deficente?

  • is like supposed to be the 1969 version of aperture science

  • @TheMediaCows Moo?

  • I want a portal gun for my birthday! D:

    

  • @bobthefable i want portal guns to exist

  • @runningsandwich sure make it easy for the rapest to get away

  • @bobthefable And portal gel!!!

  • @bobthefable me too!!

  • portal has my 2 favorite things i love to do each day...

    1. Defy the laws of physics and gravity

    2. Make portals to go to random ass places

  • is it jusst me or are there reaction buttons to the right of the post box... but any way ive been noticing time skips whats up with it?

  • Hmmmm Paradoxes you say?

    Goes up to Wheatly.

    Me: This statement is a Lie!

    Wheatly: WTF?

  • G: alright, tumor, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

    W: the rocket powered fist!

    G: what? but that wasn't one of the opti- *gets hit with a rocket powered fist*gaaah! I STAND CORRECTED.

  • Man I got stuck hardcore in this area. Now I know how to beat it. Nice.

  • Okay, so which is the Wheatley gel, and which is the GLaDOS gel? I, for one, want the Wheatley gel.

  • If you covered yourself with portal gel, and did a blue portal on yourself and went through an orange portal, would you go through yourself?

  • @InferParadise The portals are bigger than you, so it not possible

  • @InferParadise That's what Aperture Science is for.

  • @InferParadise

    I think you would implode

  • @InferParadise wow, intresting thot!

  • @InferParadise you would get stuck half way cause your getting in the way of yourself. if you understand what i mean...

  • @InferParadise

    ...Maybe that's why the warning: "Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device."

  • @InferParadise Someone some where has just had their head exploded

  • @InferParadise hmmm idk but cool thought

  • @InferParadise

    The portals would be so close that they would make an infinite tunnel, but for proportional reasons and the fact that portals that get closer let less space for passing through them, I think that wouldn't let you pass, you would collide with the portal just as it was a solid wall, ram into it, break your head, regret it...

    ...anyways you open the portal on your clothes, so if your clothes were left back as you did that it could be actually possible, even though that would ...

  • @InferParadise

    ... let you in a really uncomfortable position, an the clothes would fall over you, not to mention you would be naked, for when you passed through that portal.

    If you launched a portal right to your skin, that would make a portal bigger than you, rendering yoursel invisible, more said, transparentous, and if you tried to cross that other portal on the wall there would happen what was aforementioned on the other portal ; it would work as a perfect wall.

  • @InferParadise I think you'd die...

  • @InferParadise

    Also, if you shooted a portal over your skin, the portal would go through you, and if you open your eyes the portal wouldn't extend to them, as they (hopefully) are not covered in white portal gel, making you some sort of "eye-only-floating-invisible-t­ransparentous-monster"-ish thing, that would not look (or sound) nice.

  • @InferParadise

    Whoo, I made a speech about the dangers of shooting portals at yourself, Aperture should contract me to be a legal advisor or something! XD

  • @InferParadise Portals go away when the surface they are resting on moves, so no. The blue portal on you would disappear before you could get to the orange portal.

  • @InferParadise it's a parodox

  • @InferParadise Chell isn't THAT fat.

  • @InferParadise do not look directly at the portal gun's end

  • @InferParadise thats what test subjects are for ;)

  • @InferParadise You are worthy to become part of the Aperture Science Staff. Now we'll be testing your theory... on yourself! :D

  • @InferParadise

    Im pretty sure that would be like divideing by zero. 4 TIMES.

  • @InferParadise

    You couldn't shoot a blue portal on yourself because your body isn't flat like a wall.

    I hate asking for thumbs, but now I'm going to ask you all to thumb this comment up if you agree with me. Thank you.

  • @ILiveForCommenting that, and portals don't stay on moving surfaces. The blue portal would disappear before yuu could ever even make the orange portal.

  • @em0lici0uschell Well, that is true, except for one case, in which Chell placed portals on moving panels to disable a neurotoxin generator. :P

  • @ILiveForCommenting I completely forgot about that! :O

    good catch! (that's thinking with portals! XD)

    but in all other instances, portals disappear when placed on moving panels/things, so I think placing a portal on yourself wouldn't work :3

  • @InferParadise I think you'd implode.

  • @InferParadise Maybe, but your brain will explode.

  • @InferParadise Obviously not. Your body's surface area wouldn't isn't large enough to make a portal on.

  • @TheHowl77 Unless you're really, really fat.

  • @InferParadise i think you'd ether die or make a black hole

  • @InferParadise time paradox D:

  • @InferParadise Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. space space space.

  • @InferParadise That would probably cause a rip in the fabric of time.

  • @InferParadise u would flip inside out.

  • @InferParadise u would flip inside out.

  • @InferParadise no. portals require relatively flat surfaces even with the white gel on a persons body the portal wont be created.

  • @InferParadise well, if your body was big enough for a portal to be put on it, you would be too big to go through an orange portal...

  • @InferParadise so hard to see how that would work

  • @InferParadise Mind. Blown.

  • @InferParadise Try that in co-op mode. It might actually work!

  • @InferParadise I think that the universe would collapse in on its self, or you would make copies of yourself. Thats what I think. :)

  • @InferParadise nope, you'd pretty much DIE

  • @InferParadise

    In theory, by placing a blue portal on yourself, you cannot enter through the orange portal because the blue portal, being the same size as the orange portal, cannot fit through the orange portal in the first place.

  • @InferParadise Are you the reincarnation of that Cave Johnson guy???

  • @InferParadise You can't, because Portals can't be placed in moving contraptions..

  • @troy1002x That or you would die...

  • Obviously ur one smart kid and this is ur first time playin or u just dont quite remember wat u did the first time u played

  • Hey the elevator finally went up at the end! :)

  • @Adventchurr0 Good thing. I'm pretty sure we were really close to the center of the Earth there.

  • @flaa01 well i suggest tht she doesnt try it either way.

  • @UnrealRaw *head explodes*

  • why is his portal gun different

  • @linkinparkrules30 If you mean why is there a potato, that's GLaDOS. Wheatley made her a potato battery because he turned evil.

  • Way does the white stuff do again???