Never Scare A Black Man

[TheCepelo45]

If you restart th video and close your eyes it sounds like he's throwing an uber-fart lol

[dkwon03]

this was shit, thanks for nothing. the only funny thing about this is (insidetherezone) comment

[grantmaster13]

@dkwon03 Its funny to me to get this reaction from you.

[insidetheredzone]

where is the black man taking a shit in the bushes?

[grantmaster13]

@insidetheredzone Sir, there is no black man. You are the 16,617th person to be my victim.

[piratelineman78]

can i have that 23 seconds of my life back

[grantmaster13]

@piratelineman78 Did you think there was going to be a homeless man?

[animator297]

Ohhhh now i get it

[6piro9]

because u made it

[grantmaster13]

@6piro9 I don't know who you are, but you are now my latest victim. Bend over.

[JapaneseMonsters14]

A Cinematic Masterpiece!

[JapaneseMonsters14]

I never saw a black man get that scared in my life!!!

[grantmaster13]

@JapaneseMonsters14 I know! He probably never eat chicken again!

[rackgirljuicy]

wow im happy i read the comments b4 i watched the video now i know not 2 watch the video thanks guys;)

[rackgirljuicy]

@grantmaster13 aww did the poor honky get hurt by a comment boohoohoo lmao its just the web y so sad cracker

[grantmaster13]

@rackgirljuicy Actually, I'm entertained.

[iamnotachavok]

that wasnt funny there wasnt even a black man in it not from what i could see anyway

[grantmaster13]

@iamnotachavok You're just my latest victim.

[pavplus57]

what the frick is this? take this down. lol

[grantmaster13]

@pavplus57 No!!!!! You have fallen to my schemes and are now my slave.

[TheRoflcer]

I dont understand what this film is about???

[grantmaster13]

@TheRoflcer Well thats just what it IS about.

[MCAmbitious]

@grantmaster13 Yeah it made me laugh because I thought it was about someone scaring a brother but it wasn't and it wasted about 1 minute or more of my time. What a joke.

[grantmaster13]

@MCAmbitious I don't care if you didn't think it was funny, its just funny that you're pissed.

[MCAmbitious]

@grantmaster13 I think that you better read what I have said again and get back to me later. Now think about what I have said again ok and maybe you will undertand.

[amuchanziee]

wuht the hell is thiss? i saw no blakk man

[Doron101]

No I don't see why you don't

[xfalxlenx]

Now that comment you made about black people being planted from the ground was racist even though your video was not. I hope you were not being serious.

[GuitarTKD]

Could people shit up please!XD Omg, fucking kids..White people come from black people, we're all the same. Shut the fuck up now.

[grantmaster13]

@GuitarTKD Why the heck do you say that white people come from black people? Black people are planted and grow in the ground until they mature. White people descended from the heavens. How are we alike again?

[GuitarTKD]

@grantmaster13 Hello mr. Retard, please sign my nutsack you fucking ass

[ncamac]

people n the racist bullshit. Its really sad.

[grantmaster13]

@ncamac Way to go seeing as my video is in no way racist.

[moderngamer14]

The comment section of youtube was added in 400bc, so that Zeus could stop the greeks from attacking his jackson.

[jennica1995z]

Muslims arent terrorists they arent they arent they arent they arent and homosexuals are equalsMuslims arent terrorists they arent they arent they arent they arent and homosexuals are equalsMuslims arent terrorists they arent they arent they arent they arent and homosexuals are equalsMuslims arent terrorists they arent they arent they arent they arent and homosexuals are equalsMuslims arent terrorists they arent they arent they arent they arent and homosexuals are equals

[grantmaster13]

Oh yeah you're right, Islam equals peace. That's why in the middle east they behead their own people if they convert to Christianity and preach against America calling it "big satan" (Israel being "little satan). And I'm not saying that gays are not equal people, that doesn't justify their abominable decisions though. And why do you type all of your sentences several times? I only read them once anyway.

[jennica1995z]

@grantmaster13 did you research all that so you could be 1 of the top racists

[moderngamer14]

@jennica1995z Go learn something. "did you research all that so you could be 1 of the top racists" - Maybe thats why public schools in america don't have high test grades compared to others...education=racism

[jennica1995z]

@moderngamer14 well im from Canada and what "high grade test" were you doing becoue well i dont go to school to learn racial slurs go fuck youreself

[moderngamer14]

@jennica1995z The only good to come out of Canada were some hockey players and the band RUSH, and some South Park creators, other than that, you guys got shit!

[Distortedtabs]

good video. very clever. better than my videos

[grantmaster13]

Thanks, more people are beginning to see my true potential.

[TheTT19]

i this video. i watched it two times and i know why thats the title

[grantmaster13]

Really what is the reason?

[JOSHUABable]

please tell me wat this vid means im soo lost

[greyfoxwolf]

ZOMG best video, made me laugh, stupid dumb asses dont see the genius of this vid.

[grantmaster13]

Finally someone understands.

[grantmaster13]

@greyfoxwolf thanks, you're super awesome xoxo

[rbtalj74]

23 seconds in my life wasted

[msanime4life]

yea me 2 a rlly waist

[thejuice32]

this video was a waste of my life

[grantmaster13]

What do think it was supposed to be?

[lossondrums]

you both need lives if youre arguing on youtube

[grantmaster13]

I just repel the idiots that feel they need to say anything to me. I have a life.

[srk9996]

why couldn't you just say friend

[grantmaster13]

Why can't you just deal with my discriptive terms. Just be glad I didn't say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER because I really wanted to.

[srk9996]

and you better i didnt say shut the fuck up cause i really wanted to!

[grantmaster13]

I could care less on what you say. You're the one crying because I said black. Did you want me to say something stupid like African American? Most niggers in the country have never even been to Africa, let alone been born there.

[JOSHUABable]

listen white boy would you like it if i called you KKK or a wigger No so dont call us niggers you trailer trash

[grantmaster13]

If you don't want to be called niggers then don't call YOURSELVES niggers. You're kind use it more than white people do.

[JOSHUABable]

i dnt call my self a nigger because im not a nigger whyy will i call my self it and then get mad when im called it soo if i were i would shut the fuck up and get ur facts straight

[grantmaster13]

I do have my facts straight. The truth is that most niggers refer to each other as niggers. Now listen, there are 2 kinds of colored folks. Blacks and niggers. I am just fine with blacks. Blacks are normal people with dark skin. But niggers cause problems like not working and committing crimes. Right now you're coming off as a nigger so try to change my mind.

[4Shawtys]

oh yuh seriously need to shut the fuck up. there is white people out there that do the same shit and yuh have the nerve to sit here and say some shit about a black person? yuh white people can call each other honkeys and trailer trash and rednecks all yuh want and we dnt say shit because it aint our race, stick to yurs and we stick to ours. thanks dear!

[martikamims]

COLORED FOLKS?? IS THIS 2010 0R 1960?? You white folks. When you born, you pink, When you grow up, you white, When you go in sun, you red, When you cold, you blue, When you scared, you yellow, When you sick, you green, When you bruised, you purple, And when you die, you gray! So who you calling colored? [Author Unknown]

[grantmaster13]

You know very well who I'm calling colored. NIGGERS!!!!!!

[jennica1995z]

@grantmaster13 niggers is a term meaning ignorent but its a racial slurr you call them people not blacks not coloured people/personniggers is a term meaning ignorent but its a racial slurr you call them people not blacks not coloured people/personniggers is a term meaning ignorent but its a racial slurr you call them people not blacks not coloured people/personniggers is a term meaning ignorent but its a racial slurr you call them people not blacks not coloured people/person

[grantmaster13]

Well a lot of black people are ignorant. Did you see the percentage of blacks that voted for our current president?

[jennica1995z]

@grantmaster13 umm you mean americas president I LIVE IN CANADA WE DONT HAVE PRESEDENTS so no i didnt and yes that was ignorant but so are youre comments so would you like to be called a nigger (meaning ignorant not black)

[moderngamer14]

@jennica1995z Muslims are terrorists, when was the last time a Buddhist run into a crowded area and shout "Allah Akbar" and then proceed to blow themselves up!!!! And yes "Allah Akbar" is muslim...which defeats what you say to begin with. And to top things off, the word nigger comes from the word niggardly which ment to do something in a lazy manner.

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

@martikamims learn the english language and then comment on this video

[moderngamer14]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 YEAH!

[jennica1995z]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 umm he didnt write that that was a quote hec the [author unknown] 

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

@jennica1995z actually he did write that! the actually quote is this...............

When I was born, I was black.

When I grew up, I was black.

When I'm sick, I'm black.

When I go out in the sun, I'm black.

When I die, I'll be black.

But you; When you were born, you were pink.

When you grow up, you are white.When you get sick, you are green.When you go out in the sun, you are red.When you go out in the cold, you are blue.When you die, you turn purple.

So why do you call me coloured?



[grantmaster13]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 I call you colored because thou art a nigger.

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

@grantmaster13 oh christ! read the original comment........

i wasn't saying that. it's a quote from someone!

[grantmaster13]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 Pardon me for not rereading every comment just to make sure you aren't quoting anyone.

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

@grantmaster13 my exact words were..........."the actual quote is this"

[grantmaster13]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 suck my balls

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

@grantmaster13 ok i'm sorry. ur obviously a well educated, mature and well mannered young man.......

[grantmaster13]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 There isn't even anything racist about the video. Fuck off.

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

@grantmaster13 hahaha good one!!! i never said there was anything racist about it!!!!!!

[grantmaster13]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 Well the thing is, you are about the 20th person to jump into an argument that you don't belong in. And the original argument was about my video being racist. So pardon me for getting confused while trying to argue with several people about multiple problems.

[KINGOFKING131]

@martikamims Word homes

[srk9996]

in the description why do you have to call him BLACK FRIEND!

[grantmaster13]

What do you mean "BLACK FRIEND?"

[4Shawtys]

yuh have no life, because if yuh did yuh would be arguing over youtube to make a point. yur stupidity is on another fuckinq level. I bet yuh wont say it to a bunch of black people in there face, yuh just might end up dead somewhere! haha, good luck trash!

[grantmaster13]

Fuck off. You make it sound like all I do is argue on the internet. I didn't even start this argument. And why would I say that to black guy? I probably WOULD end up dead. At you have part of the story right.

[grantmaster13]

And if you're going to criticize me for arguing on youtube, then don't argue with me on youtube.

[MikeJoeGameFreak]

because the video is called why you never scare a black person, look there was nothing racist in the title or description, look if its offensive mybe colored folk shouldn't change what the want to be called so often.... colored,negro,afro, african american (pick either afrcan or american!), and black..... what the hell will it be next month?!?!