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  • God bless Fluffy the dancing ogre.

  • Nightmares...

  • 2:14 ENCHANTMENT?

  • Is on pc? I have it on xbox 360 slim -_- And that mean a big black shit in the tv dont let me watch a dvd disc when i put it play :(

  • Even the darkspawn couldn't resist Alistair :)

  • Ogre.. doing the Asari stripper dance from Mass Effect.. cannot unsee..

  • Ogre, I want to make love to you.

  • OMG! Dancing ogre!

  • We would have been so screwed if they had put in a kung-fu Ogre.

  • Mute the audio, and play Clint Mansell's Death is the Road to Awe...

    Creepy as Hell

  • they did a great job on mocaping that oger XD

  • someone has a really good dense of humor at bioware :D

  • Look at how many confusions i has :D

    I HAS THEM FAR AS POINTY EYES CAN SEE

  • Genlock? AH HELL KNAWL.

    XD

  • that is one gay ogre

  • Oh dear. I'm not sure I can ever seriously romance Alistair again after THAT scene. XD

  • Oh my jesus... the last few scenes were amazing.

  • lol... apparently the orge works at chora's den... the people at bioware must have awesome jobs

  • 2:31 and on... loved the part where the Ogre is dancing like the Asari strippers... ROFL

  • 1:58 Something tells me that she was virgin

  • you should see what happens when you try to put templar armor on a girl *shudder*

  • i never knew you can use dogs as weapons

  • I think the darkspawn giving Alistair doe eyes @2:16 is just a beautiful touch.

  • Kudos to "Fluffy the Dancing Ogre"

  • The mabari has awesome ones. ^.^

  • *is having trouble breathing due to laughter at Alistair's " Genlock misadventure"*

  • 1:44 HERP

  • 'TIS

    MOST

    DISTURBING!!!

  • Alistair and darkspawn.. DISTURBING! O_O

  • "How to really become a grey warden...."

  • 2:00 Wow, she must like it rough.

  • O_o He fucked a darkspawn...

  • That's one artistic ogre:D Loved the JE and ME moves as well. Thank you for this major DA Derp collection:D

  • Haha damn, my stomach hurts from laughing. I love weird glitches...though some of those were creepy looking x.x

    I would really appreciate it if you allow my "Numa Numa Age" Dragon Age Music Video as a response. :p Thank you!

  • And that's how the ogre paid his way through med school.

  • i love the ogre!!!

  • 2:00 serious period problems?

  • I... Can't... Kill that ogre! :O SO SEXY!

  • PFFFFFFFFFF! LMAO!

    I'll never be able to look at Alistair and keep a straight face again. XD

  • OMFG GENLOCK SEX SHIT MY EYES ARE BURNING JESUS HELP ME!!!!!!!

    (5 sec later....Blind)

  • haha, outstanding!

  • Tell Alistair to put a bag over that hideous face.

  • Wow...alistair sex with genlock followed by ogre doing the asari stripper dance.

    Too much awesome.

  • Hahaha sex with darkspawn ftw

  • Anybody else want the dancing ogre as a screen saver? :D

  • would this be classified as epic?

  • I WANT A GENLOCK ROMANCE

  • Damn; I was kind of hoping for purposely-made outtakes; like the blooper reel some studios put on the end of CGI movies like 'A Bug's Life'.

    ie: King Cailen gives the signal to charge but ends up falling off the scaffolding mid-word.

  • these guys at bioware a reeeeeally sick.

  • outtakes? more like graphical glitches..

  • I want to have that kung fu /Dancing ogre at the end as a screensaver xD

  • @0:18 alister after he realises he fucked a darkspawn

  • 19 people got a boner from that ogre.

  • the Ogre got possessed by an Asari

  • 2:32 Orge dancing like an Asari from Mass Effect, EPIC

  • Yeah dance for me Ogre DANCE

  • 3:18 hmm... that's the same dance they used on mass effect 2's lair of the shadow broker in one of the videos with Emily Wong

  • lol the ogres is so gona get on u think u can dance XD

  • lol alistar fucked a darkspawn XD

  • That was scary!

  • I have new found love for the DA Ogres.

  • I recognize that animation at the end! The part in which the Ogre is on it's knees from 2:55 to 3:11 is from one of the dancers at Corra's Den from Mass Effect 1. I'm almost positive.

  • Yeah xDDD Sexy Ogre is Sexy xDDDD

  • Sau GEIL XD

  • That is freaking EPIC! that ogre got some damn moves! ..should have kept them like that in the game. have a scene you raid a darkspawn party and their entertainment is a few giant ogres on stage doing strip tease dances! ...and then beating the crap out of you with Kung-fu!

  • MOTHER OF GOD.

    So many things I wish I hadn't seen.

    That darkspawn with Alistair was kinda hot, though.

  • Lol at the old HUDs :)

  • HAHAHA at 1:40. Look up in the sky its BEAR MAN!!!! haha

  • alistair wtf?!?!?

  • Does anyone know where I can buy some brain bleach? There are things in this video I want to un-see.

  • I say, some of them run around like models with their heads cut off...

  • alistair....what the hell man!

  • Alistair you nasty, naughty man!!!

  • LOL Ogre does Asari Stripper Dance XDD

  • 1) I want to see the Ogre do that in game.... *OGREEEE KICK! *

    2) I will now have nightmares about Alistar and Darkspawn slash fics /whimper

  • BioWare,

    Never change.

    Love,

    Everyone in the galaxy

    :D

  • Hmm that ogre does the exact same dance as the strippers from ME, coincidence? I think not...

  • Watch that ogre work it!

  • ....... i thought Alistair loved me............

  • That ogre has ALL the right moves...<3

  • That floating maid is in the actual game.

  • FFFFFFAIL

  • if i'm not mistaken, i think the dance the ogre is doing is the same one the asari club dancers do on mass effect.

  • What is this I don't even...

    *finishes video*

    I DON"T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE!

  • wtf is that amor at 1:54 suppoused to look like? O.o

  • Alistair/Genlock: I ship that!

  • Some of those graphical fuck ups are scarier than ANYTHING in the game.

  • lol glitches

  • where do you get that?

  • @Dinorider100 Dragon Age: Origins Collector's Edition Bonus Disc

  • ...Is it doing the asari dance?

  • This was hilarious! xD

  • The funky sex scene music in this is better than the actual sex scene music in game.

  • The ogre just got sexy XD Lmfao

  • Dragon Age 2 Debut trailer at my channel! GOODKyle1

  • sorry ogre they don't allow your kind in the mass effect strip club

  • @TograSkullmasher but they still made a statue out of him in ME2 ^^

  • i don't think I'll ever be able to look at ogres the same again

  • That was freakin' funny! Except the part with Alistair and the darkspawn, I think I might have nightmares... Strange, strange nightmares... Thanks

  • dude, the clothing was flopping averywhere!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • 1:57 AAAAA! She really did have a bad period!

  • .....I have no brain....I'd used have one before watching this... *facepalm* dancing darkspawn and Alistair doing THIS with... with THAT!!! It's just too much xP

  • broodmother must be so proud....

  • GO OGRE GO

  • I want to use the mabari as a weopon :(

  • 2:10 NOOO ALISTAR SHE'S DIRTY!

  • Its a dragon age filled with a bunch of retarded people!

  • that ogre is soooo hot!

  • it would be funny if morrigan was randomly dancing like the ogre was

  • when you see the ogre dance you just have to wonder...was i nearly killed by that!?

  • 1:45, the wolf saw the video from that movie, "The Ring"

  • 0:46 looks like a headless deathclaw from Fallout

  • @Amywilkey lol ur rite it does look like a headless deathclaw

  • hahaha the orge in beginning he puts his vinger in its ass and smells it XD

  • Damn that Orge is foxy:P Ahahahahahaha! That brightened my day!

  • getting it on with the darkspawn, really?

  • Hihihi! This is way fun. I will never watch at the characters the same way, ever again.

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  • At least Alistair was on top xD

  • Haters gonna hate.

  • For some reason I want to see the darkspawn dance to thriller >.>

  • @DarkxBlood89 that would be hilarious :P wish someone would do it

  • @DarkxBlood89 same here

    XD

  • Fluffy the Dancing Ogre

    xD

  • Oh you know that the designers had waaay to much fun on making the clip with Alistair and the Genlock, lmao. That was so wrong XD

  • In collector's edition are there like more ways to have sex or something?

  • @Lonewolf914 lolz when the genlock looks up eyes are like demented >.< !

  • Lmaonade. I knew Alistair was playing for a different team. And now I fear Ogres as much as I fear my little pinky :p

  • Look it's an Asaaarrii......?

  • the mma orge was pretty badass

  • roflmao!

    That is freaking epic! Hilarious!

    Thank you so much for sharing :)

    Geez, that Ogre is a better dancer than I am, lol

  • like this if u think this is just plain disturbing :P

  • Lol the Ogre dance is the same as the Asari Strippers in Mass Effect!

  • Good god, this is disturbing...

    ...I think I love it.

  • 2:14 DO NOT WANT!

  • lol i died from the damn mabari sword! xD

  • i think i'm about vomit violently

  • LOL this is so fucked up

  • Ahhh, Alistair. I knew your virgin ass was freaky. <3

    That Ogre is very sexy. They should have added that to the Darkspawn Chronicles: A darkspawn hang out with ogre strippers.

  • lol alistair with the genlock xD

  • This is EPIC as hell! :D

  • there beautiful on the inside

    2:10 ITS BARAKA

    3:32 Hannah montana OGRE :O

  • @bloodystone2 wtf are u talking about

  • thats one ugly mother fucker!

  • mabari sword! i want one!

  • I uh... I just won't be able to look at the Ogre the same way again.

    Ah hell he knows kung-fu and he can dance! Well we're screwed.

  • @CerberusSoldier lol all u need is armor on the orgre and a huge axe and he would be invisbile...even when he is old..like VERY old

  • @CerberusSoldier I think they got the animation for the dancing ogre from mass effect -_-'

  • @CerberusSoldier now only if the archdemon could dance then we'd deffinatly be screwed

  • How did you manage to do this???

  • Heh! Also - was that Ogre doing the Asari Stripper moves from Mass Effect 2?

  • funny !! XDD

  • The only funny thing was Alistair getting it on with the darkspawn.

  • omg what is the bear doing??? :D 1:40

  • The Ogre doing the stripper dance at the near end was probably the best thing I have ever seen on the internet in forever.

  • I always thought that Alistar might have a big one, but not THAT huge!!

  • .....Good god...I can never look at an Ogre or Alistair again in the same way....My eyes, they burn!

    *Spoiler* So, if said Genlock and Alistair have a kid...That would mean a Darkspawn would be heir to the throne o.O; Darkspawn empire arise!

  • Allistar. Damn traitor.

  • That's really funny, but it went way too fast and was sometimes hard to enjoy.

  • @XbunniesXsayXrawrX

    lol, sex joke.

  • @Bloodyidit LOL that wasn't even intentional. Nice catch.

  • Hahahaha, that ogre sure has some sex appeal!

  • anyone know where I might find that music at the end? it sounds like the theme music just a different version...?

  • 2:11

    OH GOD MY EYES

  • 0:18 is hilarious

  • lmao!!

  • Alistair+genlock= Mishka confused :?

  • alistair is one disturbed individual

  • RINGA RINGA ROSIE!!

  • ahhh darkspawn just wanna be loved :D

  • I actually recognize the orc doin the stripper dance routine from the first or second mass effect games. Check out vids of places in the games like afterlife or Choro's Den. You'll recognize the same animations on Asari exotic dancers. You just can't look any worser than a butt ugly orc for sure... Just goes to show that its 'all' about the confidence and 'not' necesarily the looks which makes em sexy. Yeah thats it... work it, work it....

  • This. Is. Amazing. Oh, god, the Ogre and his skanky dances and (DEAR LORD) Alistair and his genlock lover.

  • lol so funny

  • I want to use the dog as a weapon too :p

    "Dog disaproves -20"