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  • ASARI MILF LOL

  • Biotic cock block

  • Hopefully she's in ME3.

  • @merksperk2 maybe as a side character, like mordin.

  • @anjica123

    Or temporary squad member and potential romance option for Paragon Shepard.

  • Asari are asexual. They don't have sex to reproduce (though it's implied they can do so for pleasure). To reproduce, they read the DNA code of another being (including females and other Asari) and use that sequence to randomize the traits of the new offspring they produce, but the offspring is always another Asari. You see different skin patterns and personalities from the trait randomizing, but the offspring are genetically full Asari, not half-breeds.

  • @dunfalach They aren't asexual. Being asexually active is the act of one parent making a genetic copy of one's self. Asari still need two parents to reproduce, but they can reproduce with a person from any species and any gender.

  • @DragonRadar52 After talking with the bitter rep on Illium, I'd say it's a little vague. They use the other parents as random number generators, so to speak, to randomize the genetic code rather than producing an exact copy. But the bitter rep indicates they could achieve the same randomization simply by applying radiation. This plus their control of when they reproduce could indicate that without the randomization they could produce a genetic copy. Which would presumably be social anathema.

  • @dunfalach I believe the term you two are looking for is not "Asexual" but "Pansexual."

  • @Graymoths Pansexual would be about their proclivities, rather than means of reproduction. :) Really, I'm not sure there is a proper term for it, as no real species reproduces that way. The chief point is that they can have intercourse for pleasure, but intercourse has nothing to do with breeding for them. They generate the child completely themselves, rather than a joining of sperm and egg as in normal sexual reproduction. The other parent's code is apparently read through a mind-meld.

  • @dunfalach Well if you put it that way, then no organisms in the world has the EXACT same method of reproduction, with the thousands of little nuances and details involved. I would still consider their sexuality to be pansexual, since they can mate with any species without any conflict, and also because this term does not restrict to how a pansexual organism reproduces. If you feel imaginative enough, why not create a new term for thisr it?

  • @harrychang6213 Okay, so how does one preserve one's species and gender if you can only mate with males of other species? Wouldn't there be more hybrids and actual mixed males then?

  • @KaiserJames they make asari no mater what they reproduce with asari randomise half there dna

  • Okay, how do the asari reproduce if there are no males?

  • @KaiserJames they are unisex. They can reproduce by mating with any species of any gender

  • Are there any male asari in the mass effect universe, or female salarians, turians, or krogran?

  • @Henmo501

    There are no male asari, the species only has one "gender".

    Aside from that, females of all other species you mentioned exist, they're just not shown. [There's also evidence for female salarians and female krogan in ME2 dialogue, just gotta keep an eye open.]

  • She is cool. Too bad she says she is going too kill me once the mission is over, 'cause I'm usually a Renegade.

    Oh, well...

  • This character would be so much cooler if she had independant thought

  • @1982mockingbird1982 She does. 

  • Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

  • MILF

  • Does anyone know what track of the soundtrack plays in this video?

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  • Why is she the hottest Asari? the rest look like chubby fat babies

  • She also has the hottest voice.

  • Hehe i think all us guys would like to find peace in the embrace of the goddess (looking at Samara) oh yeah. lol.

  • dont they look the same, and who bloody cares

  • Mmmmmm i'd hit it

  • that "find peace in the embrace of the goddess" is so badass!

  • Let's face it, the only reason this game is so successful is because of the fact that there's an all girl species with big tits.

  • @Buchholz101 you face that samara is the only chick with big tits.....

  • She's a pure bad ass.

  • i like her eyes

  • @4youCristina

    I do too. It hit me long ago that I'm one of the few males who's eyes immediately fall on a girl's face when I see her. As evidenced by the comments in this video. Every instinct can be conquered with discipline. So to honor the knightly code of chivalry I have trained my eyes to naturally focus on a lady's eyes.

  • @ThePa1riot I like eyebrows... n.n

  • @4youCristina Only eyes ;D ?

  • Morinth is still more awesome (not more sexy, but awesome) than Samara with her skills, i love taking control of heavy weapon enemies and see them shoot all their friends with rocketlaunchers. it makes you think why you even carry a gun.

  • Samara is an awesome characters but her life was just so fucked up. if it turned out differently with her daughters not being ridiculously powerful demonic biotics,

    she might have fucked sheppard... lol.

  • @PrometheuzReturns

    But if she wasn't who she was, she might not have met Shepherd. Even if she did she might not be of interest to some of us. Yeah she had it rough, but she became stronger and found peace.

  • SPACE SQUID SAMURAI LADY FTW!

  • Samara has very light blue eyes...:P

  • For a Justicar she fights like an Asari Commando.  No real difference.

  • @skinnyJEANking2 I´ve never seen an Asari Commando with that vast amount of power.

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  • I like Samara and her almost romance was ok but Samara just doens't like a good idea for a romance.

    Just because Samara doens't really want love since every love before released genetically killing children which is why almost but doens't kiss Shepard, Samara just seems I dunno like it just wouldn't work.

  • Samara cant be a love interest cause I think shes got the same genetic anomaly that Morinth and her other 2 daughters have. Thats how it was passed to them. Otherwise my Parashep and my Reneshep would have dumped Ashley and Liara for her. Shes one sexy warrior princess

  • @KroniKKidZ28 I think she carries the genes that pass on the disorder, however she herself doesn't have it because her mate (or whatever asari call it) survived the melding process at least three times to have their three daughters. If she had the disorder herself the mate wouldn't have survived one melding.

  • @Zada2011 ohh guess I misheard the dialogue.

  • @KroniKKidZ28 She doesn't have the save genetic anomaly only her daughters do. Samara romance only ends up a almost kiss and thats it.

  • I still don't get it why ME no matter what budget can't get reverbs like Interstellar Marines.

  • It'd be nice if she came back, guess it depends on what the canon version of events is. Shes definitely more powerful than Jack as a biotic, but somehow I don't think she will be back as crew. They'll decide her quest is done and she'll go matriarch.

  • any one else think about what she could do with that biotic flying thing she does at 0:34? kinky amirite?

  • looks sexy :)

  • Does she have a what she fights for video like Miranda, Jack, or Shepard?

  • @Ulalafanboy isint this the one?

  • I hope she comes back for Mass Effect 3! *crosses fingers* *bites lower lip* Please!!!!!

  • @BabyMelfina if you dont kill her of course

  • I'd Hit it.....Long and hard

  • Wynne from Dragon age? well i'll be damned

  • milfs? moon elfs? anyway AAH /hipitched scream

  • SO MANY MILFS IN THIS GAME OMG

  • Did somebody play Soul Calibur?

    She reminds me of Ivy...

  • @LilGreenGiant96 lol maybe she is the most hot +600 year chick i have seen

  • milf

  • God, I want to be this woman. I honestly believe she's one of the few people Shep can truly admire - strong, loyal, would do anything to follow her code just as Shepherd would do anything for the mission. Love Samara!

  • she's fineee. she'd get it! :D

    game's epic

  • what a badass

  • man i vote for samara to be in ME3

  • @Coruscant0 Bioware will probably do a similar thing with Samara as they did with Tali. In other words when ME3 comes out you'll be able to tap that ass! ;)

  • shes awesome!

  • how do you get her to have sex wit you?

  • Embrace eternity biotch!!!

  • Am I the only one who thought Samara was hotter than Morinth? not to mention she's trying to kill you when you have sex with her. Samara is a milf, asari age damn well.

  • lol i put the same thing on gamefaqs a couple days a go

  • yeah I agree. The killng me that Morinth wants sort of turns me off to her.

  • @GuysSeriously yeah my friend was like get morinth and i was like i dont like the fact that she wants to kill you with sex

  • @GuysSeriously Not to mention that her daughter looks exactly like her, which means she looks like a... 500 year old or something :D... or maybe monortih looks like a 1000 year old? ahh nevermind

  • @GuysSeriously me and u have the same way of thinking

  • @GuysSeriously You are absolutely right i think that myself. Samara is a godess in comparisson with that little skank Morinith. Plus, Samara looks just like Danica Talos from Blade 3.

  • @GuysSeriously

    No you are not. I'm not Jesus but I try to be a virtuous person and Shepherd reflects that. Samara is an Asari equivalent to a Knight, so naturally I think she's cooler and more worthy than her waste of life daughter.

  • @GuysSeriously Totally agreed! I want Samara as a love interest in Mass Effect 3. Yes I thought Morinth almost looked diseased when I saw her. There is also the whole Justicar thing, she reminds me of my girlfriend actually.

  • @GuysSeriously Samara is nicer too.

  • @GuysSeriously They look almost exactly the same.

  • @GuysSeriously No you are not. Samara and Tali are the only people I wanted to court on the Normandy in the second game. Samara more, she's elegant, beautiful, graceful, just, and is the Asari equivalent of a paladin. What's not to like?

  • @GuysSeriously She's a cougar. XD ... Who could kill me, very calmly....not sure what to think about that second bit. :\

  • Masterfuryx is right you can get with morinth but you die. Look it up on youtube to see.

  • Link or it didnt happen

  • Sadly you can't get Samara or Morinth...but whit female you can get Jacob too...

  • technically, you can get Morinth, but trust me you don't want to tap that. Ardi Yaksi= bad for you

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  • The advantage of choosing Morinth is that you can bang her, you die, but you can still bang her.

    Samara becomes just a huge tease and goes "in another lifetime" if you romance her.

    Laaaaame.

  • @Masterfuryx Lol you die? You mean it ends there XD?

  • yeaps.

  • You can't bang Morinth or Samara Masterfury is just tryin to troll you the only ones that you can get it one with as the Male sheppard is

    Jack

    Tali

    Miranda

    for the female Sheppard its

    Thane

    Garrius

  • and kelly for both

  • and Jacob if you are female, and either one can have Kelly I think......

  • It causes a mission critical failure.

  • death-fucking is better than cock-teased being alive?

  • I am sure fucking Morinth would be better yeah. U pretty much die of ecstasy

  • No. When she kills your ass you die a horrible, painful death. She just lies to you to get you to consent.

  • @Masterfuryx Nah. It is told by Samara that to be killed by a n Ardat-Yakshi is a most painful and excrutiating death.

  • @Masterfuryx I got with Morinth after beating the game with my renegade (chosing Morinth being the natural renegadie thing to do). The funny bit is I actually bought her whole gag on how "resilient" and "powerful" I was. I bought her "you survived the Prothean Cypher" line all the way... and I died. Maybe the funniest gaming death I've experienced since the first time I saw an Animality. The rub was that I hadn't saved since the middle portion of the collector base. Serves me right.

  • @clbt4celluloid Death by Snoo Snoo!

  • @CinnamonGirl87 all hail femputer!

  • Find peace in the embrace of the goddes!

  • Asari milf

  • choose samara over morinth cuz shes got bigger tits

  • @Hegemon54 I chose Samara cause she's not a freaking psycho! Plus I didn't even know you could pick Morinth.

  • People are saying you can get morinth? I never had that option, shepard just interfered autonomously and I got stuck with samara instead. Glad though, I prefer her. =)

  • @LanceTheBlue your Paragon or renegade has to be high enough to resist morinth's mind control. if it is, then you'll be able to choose who you wanna help after morinth pleads for you to help her.

    You get a huge chunk of paragon or renegade points depending on your choice.

    another little note is that even though its not really useful by that point in the game, you can get maxed out paragon by asking if samara's okay and then saying you wanna look around repeatdetly after she kills morinth

  • if you choose Samara you get paragon right?

  • @Dustehue928  correct.

  • ah ok good thanks :) cause im trying to be paragon and....it would be pretty disappointing to get renegade if you choose Samara

  • @Dustehue928 oh, i hope im not too late to add this in, but there is a neat benefit of choosing morinth.

    her loyalty power is "dominate" which is basically like AI hacking, except it works on organic enemies (which are much more prevalent, especially in the case of collectors)

    And since you can learn any loyalty power your teammates have, its neat to add this to your repetoire.

    If you don't wanna stick with morinth though, just do the mission, save morinth, and save a new file, then do it over

  • oh nonono, thanks for your help. Its still a long time till this happends. Havent even recruited Samara in my new game yet

  • @Dustehue928 do it over the way you want that is.

  • Find peace in the embrace of the godess...*WACK*

    lol love that part

  • she is hot

  • Pause at 0:47 that's the option if you choose to get Morith in your team instead

  • You can get her in your party, then she sends you to kill her psycho daughter.. and end up backstabbing her and having her daughter join you. :D

  • Not if you have enough Paragon influence to stop it, i menanged to hold out long enough for shepards senses to be intact so he would help Samara

    Cheers for boobies!

  • Can u play as her and change to other characters in the game???

  • she will knock out any of those enemys WITH HER HUGE KNOCKERS

  • @Markis2bi4 dude are you like some kind of nred w8tn to get laid??? You got problems my friend..BIG problems its a game for godsakes!

  • Super hot terminator crossed with an even mega hottie jedi knight vixen!

  • wtf where is characters from MASS EFFECT 1

  • Wow, nice shirt there xD! P.S. does anyone know if this is gonna be a PS3 release, cuz i don't have an XBOX 360

  • Considering the original didn't release on the PS3, i'm guessing this one won't either. But you wouldn't want to play this game on a console. Bioware games are meant to be played on the Computer, where the controls, graphics and content are far superior to anything a console could ever hope to accomplish

  • LAME. this game like the first was designed with the 360 in mind.... pc elitists are among the most annoying fanboys ever.... uuugghh...

  • I feel sorry for you if thats the way you feel. I'm not an elitist: Graphics are better on a gaming computer than on a console. I know, i've compared COD on the comp. to the PS3, there's no contest, the PC wins.

  • wasn't really referring to the graphics. consoles are set hardware that are only updated when the next gen systems come out, pcs are upgraded throughout their lifetime. we don't buy new graphix or sound cards for our consoles. it was your comment about how 'bioware games are meant for pc' that i thought was stupid, considering this game was designed for the 360. the original ME came to 360 like 6 months before pc, so control-wise it was designed FOR 360.... thats all i was annoyed by....

  • I hope most of the characters from Mass Effect 1 are in this I heard that if you killed off or let any of the characters die, they will NOT show up in the game at all... and you get all the stuff your other character had from the first.. which is kickass

  • heh, that race of alien is always super telekinetic.

  • liara gets so pwned in this video i feel sorry for her

  • You do realise that non the biotics in the vid are Liara right?

  • the one fighting samara near the end is almost 100% liara and how would u know unless ur workin on the game...if u are workin on the game then im sorry i said annything

  • @po0po0nanA You've forgotten what Liara looks like, because none of those Asari is Liara.

    You have the technology to confirm what they look like, how about using the pause function? None of them is Liara.

  • yup i just looked but im still sure that liara has somthin to do with this...im not gunna say wat cuz that would spoil for everyone but yea sorry i guess i didnt look closly enough at this trailer

  • thane and miranda woot

  • she has sexy boobs!!

  • Yeh...im goin for Miranda and Garrus

  • Anybody else realize that there is a MALE asari in this video? The developers actually said that, for some reason, there are male asari now. It really doesn't make sense.

  • Lol wat if there just extremly ugly asari?

  • @DreamingMuscian

    Uh, no, no, and no. Nothing you say in your comment is true. There is no male Asari in this video. Asari are mono gendered. Nothing has changed.

  • Can anyone help me out im deciding which class to be and stuck between the sentinel and the adept in my ME one i was a soldier but found in my second play through with some new biotic powers it is so much more rich gameplay so what should i bee sentinel adept, or maybe even vanguard?

  • i think you should go with the vanguard

  • Adept if you want to go all out on biotics, but if you want to have a decent shooting ability too, then go for Vanguard.

    That Biotic Charge thing looks epic.

  • I really hope you can keep old characters from ME1, but I know you do meet up with Garrus..

  • There is only Garrus and Tali returning from ME1 as squad members I think.

  • I love Garrus, but did not care for Tali :/

    I LOVE WREX though.

  • yup there are the only one that is going to be in the squad which im upset about i like wrex he is bad ass

  • Shit, Samara is a fucking lady terminator or an amazon compared to the rest of her barbie species. Definitively going in my party.

  • isnt that odd all the female aliens have tits

  • What about the Hanar?

  • it's not a bad thing....nvm.

  • not really since its men who created them

  • @LORDofSTEAK Nobody can top Benezia though!

  • shut up spamer

  • she doesn't even need a gun

  • SHE HAS BLOOOBS :D:D:D:D:D

  • i really hate that fucking blackhatt page i want to kill those fucking spammer fags

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  • Your so damn right ! Fucking Hacker pages ! DAMN U ALL WITH THOZ PAGEZ !!! LOLOLOL!!!!1111one

  • DAM SPAMMERS

  • Samara and Lawson <3 :D

  • I'm gonna enjoy having sheppard bang this chick hard.

  • I already plan for Samara to be a part of my team

  • This has popped up in my sub box like four times.