No Molestia, i don't have any bananas for you in my bag right now...

[InfiniteXpMirage]

TO THE MOOOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAA BEEYEETCH!

[primeoetgrunn]

Tucker: bow chicka bow wow

[fabiovfaria]

ಠ~ಠ

me:please punish me

molestia:nice my new spell work

[fabiovfaria]

please don't punish me punish hasbro they'll censor derpy and annypony will recv letters

[fabiovfaria]

UH... NO I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE A BABY TONIGHT

[fail3091]

@fabiovfaria lol thats is why i would run away right now

[umimoon12]

me: scrolled down and read commets, looks back up

did she get closer.... AHHHHHH TO CLOSE!!!!

[LeoandAce]

0:01

[MineCraftFriends0]

the tags never lie......

[thatlookscool]

Most appropriate song ever

[fail3091]

Me: AHHHHHHH

Celestia: whats does that mean

Me: NOOOO GET AWAY

[W4nt4an4pple]

I tried to close the window...

It froze. And the music keeps replaying. Shit.

[kev7301]

perfect song for this

[DasGangle]

IT WON'T PAUSE. NOOOOOO

[Twinswordwings]

me walking with a bag of bananas: yay look at all these bananas

me seeing molestia at far away view: crap

me turning my back and hearing footsteps and she is right behind me: i'll just drop this bag okay

me realizing that i read playboy and molestia sees it: wait, wait, wait it's not a banana

me shaking in fear: she was a grim raper (sobbing)

[TheEternalOtaku]

not the same without Brodyquest

[333black999]

*Scrolls down so I can't see Molestia*

[clubpenguintvization]

I need to go to my planet, it-ur...needs me! YEAH.

bye

[Thesamjam5]

If i was the fruit market sales man id better have shitloads of bananas

[slayingmaster]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS VERY FUCKING AQWARD I CLICKED ON THE VIDEO NEXT THING I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN!

[Sonic321131]

Me: okay i don't have any banana's because i eat them-

Molestia: *this video*

Me:OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkyeHeart29]

IOEMOWIEMG THE TAGS LOL

[xaiber16]

Let's make a baby tonight.... O_O

[MisslemikeTheBrony]

NOOOOOOO!!! GET AWAY!!!!! *Grabs shotgun* GET AWAY SEXUAL COMMENTS!!!

[fail3091]

@MisslemikeTheBrony LOL I WOULD GRAB A COMBAT SHOTGUN

[PenanceFail9]

molestia:now i like ya and i want cha now we can do this the easy way... or the hard way...

me: O.o NO

[nowaxtheory]

@PenanceFail9 Oh I see, you want to do it the hard way!!

[sonicfan19941]

@PenanceFail9 me: I pick the not getting raped way.

[MasterPlunger]

This video is obviously fake, she'd be coming out of your computer in four seconds and raping the buck outta you right now.

[catsndogs98]

@MasterPlunger YES MY BODY IS READY

[nosideup21]

You guessed it kids, the motherfucking tags

[GhostLightning195]

For some reason being molested sounds....well it sounds just fine right now...

[kuroyama1]

@GhostLightning195 This music could make ANYTHING sound good. though Marvin Gayes Lets Get it On seems. . . More appropriate.

[1244dudeman]

Hot and creepy...

[SayuriMatachashi]

Let's make a babyy..o_O

[girlonwork]

TAGS!

[friendlyschizo]

..... Ohai there. *ahem*

Wanna make some babies?

[notbobby125]

O_O

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!

[brittanytheicefox]

if molestia trys to get you say do mmmmmmm liek bannas?

[qwertyodom]

AINT GONNA FIND NO LOVE...ON THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNN BEE-YETCH!!!

[TheBronyChannel]

soon...

[Inferno9978]

LOLED SO HARD AT THE TAGS

[Spookhunter7]

Tonight..you.

[kaze0fox]

lolz you canz molest me!

I got the new No sexy time belt 2000! by Tom Nook.

*Unfortunately the instructions didn't come in english but is angry german*

WTF!!! -Starts pressing random buttom and activates the inst-hay-tik-boom alarm clock mode.-

*Explodes*

[TheGFTOW]

GAW!!!!



[Lokuulio]

You? Molest me?

*Unzips Pants*

REVERSE MOLESTATION TIME!

[DfRaid]

MY BODY IS READY

[brirochelle]

um? princess what are you doing

[MrSparklehooves]

ಠ_ಠ

[bigstupidjellyfish18]

Molestia:*stares at me with a creepy smile*

Me:eeer celestia why are you looking at me like that? oh god please dear god HELP!!! HELP!! AAGH!

[IMMASKULLMAN1]

@bigstupidjellyfish18 uses tranqulizer darts) run you fool

[th3angryman]

I have the weirdest wing-boner right now.

[subterraneonacional]

ITS GETTIN CLOSER

[TwisterGirlz7]

Molestia? Is... Is that really her name? Oh my god...

[UntitledKirk]

@TwisterGirlz7 No lol it's Celestia.

[hamsters4ever]

Ironically, until now I haven't even thought about Molestia and this fad together. Now I'm scarred some more!

[waterlily214]

For once the description is correct.

[AuraBrawlerX]

Is it bad that I want to be molested by her? Just once, out of curiousity of what she'll do.

[agentjkl1o]

@AuraBrawlerX no....

[UberGamer1030]

What's the song?

[AndItAintNoMan]

@UberGamer1030 Barry Tenderloin "Let's Make a Baby Tonight"

[UberGamer1030]

@AndItAintNoMan Thanks A LOT :D

[spartian177]

cant stop luaghing.........XD

[UberGamer1030]

Holy hell, those EYES!!!!

[XSkulletteStylezX]

weeelll OBVIOSLY we have molestia in ponyville....

hide you're ponies .... hide you're

well you know what to do....

[UberImperialGuard]

she's gonna rape us, everypony for himself/herself!

[thepurplecrystalz]

This makes me LOL so hard.!!!!

[qwertyqwrtyqwertyuio]

tags 0_0

[DarqWolff]

TOO MANY GORILLAS

[GazooQuato]

i always called her princess molestia before i knew about this

[ShinyVelvetRose1]

I love this one ^^

[compdude47]

no description available

More like no description possible

[xearo120]

@compdude47 the tags say all! the tags say all! o.O

[InTenSecondsFlat]

It's_a_trap.avi

[pksupersweet1]

OMGOMGOMGOMG

Should I RUN OR TAKE IT?

[HazenKain]

Dear Princess Celestia:

Tonight I've learned a valuable lesson about friendship...

[XxSoraMifunexX]

(\ (ಠώಠ) /)

Cum at me brony.

[fabiovfaria]

@XxSoraMifunexX srsly? cum? cum? srsly?

[XxSoraMifunexX]

@fabiovfaria (\ (ಠώಠ) /)

Yus...

you

know

you

want

my

body...

[psycodeidara1]

awww yea -w-

[MrFugums343]

Gotcha

[XxFlamexHeadxX]

Catagory:Science and Technology

Wut?

[ChReNiC]

I dunno a proper one would actually last 3 seconds with Molestia RAPIDLY ADVANCING ON THE SCREEN

[SlimeyBobb]

Do want.

[warlerker]

"reads title" that's NOT what she meant!!!!!! RUIUUUUUUUUN

[QueSogar]

(  TAT) AAAAAAAAHH!!!

[xearo120]

thank god shes moving slower this time! more time to prepare anus!

[deidara19973]

Please, stick your horn up my-

HNNNNNNG!

[jokeronfiyahh23]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD..

SHE'S COMING AT ME.

I'M SCARED. 3:

[OHOHO1227]

SWEET JESUS

[Inferno144X]

@PuebloDoG36 Same here. I pick excited. just like half the people here *Clopclopclop*

[thelol1759]

this story mad me sad

[Warstar]

The only reason I'm not terrified is because I know everyone else is getting that horn before I do. I'll accept my fate someday. For right now, I'll hide ON THE MOON!

[GenMinion]

OH GAWD...eh uhh..aww fawk it *puts on blindfold and lights cig*

[ThePolerbearproducts]

Me:*i take off my shirt* "ok, but before we start, there's a reason some call me "Tripod"

Molestia: ?

*i take off my pants*

Molestia: *goes bogeyed* YOU ARE MINE!!!! *proceeds to give me blowjob*

Me: *holding pistil* If you want more you better be gentle bitch o i shove Lead up your Vagina!

Molestia: *smileing* thats not vary nice *ties me up* is it my squishy?

Me: *smiles and drops gun* why no is isn't.

(everyone knows what happens next LOL!!!)

[ZeroStas]

QUICK PRESS THE EXCAPE BUTTON.... tips: IT IS THE X button

[o0gman0o]

@ZeroStas

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap* IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!! *TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP*

[qMattp]

POUND PONIES!

[PuebloDoG36]

I don't know if I should be scared, excited, or just run...

[xearo120]

:preparesanus:

[Hakarfox]

I evolved this body for this purpose, and this purpose alone.

[Jdog89981]

The music just makes this even more terrifying....

[upakyou]

I need a song name now! I've downloaded it already, but I want to know the song name and the singer!

[tyteen4a03]

@upakyou watch?v=VblfbOM2rZY

[DominateStudios]

I was uh... linked here...

from a Rainbow Dash video...

[ShinyVelvetRose1]

lmao. I love the Molestia character xD

[ZheubermAnce]

ლ(ಠ_ಠ)ლ Y NO dont rape me

[NaivePheonix]

Pedobear's soul mate

[gruntunit2]

Holy shit...no...I don't like this O__O

[DeutschlandPorsche]

oh noes... i sense impending rape

[TheEclipsed1234]

The tags D:

[KillTheToy11]

@TheEclipsed1234  Secret butt fun indeed.

[TheDevilbuster]

But I do have a banana in my pants.

*takes it out of his pocket and eats it*

[raegelshnoff]

I just learned that I really like this song

[tsupiru]

science and technology? O.o?

[trahall05]

comment shortly KUUUUUUURWAAAAAAAA you are not Celestia fuck you

[TheSpiritsLease]

@trahall05 Molestia is Best Sex Pony.

[trahall05]

@TheSpiritsLease  Celestia - YES Molestia - NO

[TheSpiritsLease]

@trahall05 Why not Molestia...? 

[MrKevinsaid]

O NOOOO, MY EYES, SHE WILL TROLLME IN THE BED, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!

[TheSpiritsLease]

I also love how this is in the Science and Technology category. . 

[TheSpiritsLease]

Mmmm... Now this is what I've been waiting for. Good thing I've subscribed to you.

[DirigibleQuixote]

The tags are solid gold.

[yichl]

.....Hey Molestia.

......MY BODY IS READY >:D

[ZeroStas]

You know where you can not have bananas it's on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE­EEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

[MissyFlesky123]

so lucky i didnt get banished to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[iRainBoom]

This is my face right now: o______o

[NintendoFreak29]

"Gotchya!"

[MissyFlesky123]

but molestia cant you wait till you get to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA?

[Zardul]

Need an adult?

SHE'S IMMORTAL.

[ChaosSolider1]

HELP

HELP

HELP

FUCK YOU I NEED BACK UP

NERCOMORPH

*FUZZY FUCKING NESS*

*Transmission Ends*

JKDFHJSDKHGSDFJKGNJFKGDSFASFDG­JKFAUIEREDSHFKJZX

[Blox5320]

I feel Secksytiems coming on...

Eeyup, major secksytiems in sight.

Secksytimes.

[DaneBrony]

Dat Molestia..

[TheZonda5002]

she's VERY excited

[Dr33J]

Needs a creepier background song

[AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

I just recently started reading the Molestia fanfic for the first time. My mind and chode are both so fucking confused.

[CaptainHalodude]

dat video tag

[neildangad]

o///o

[qMattp]

rape

[exsonic]

Ok! That has so many levels of WRONG that I'm just plain laughing now.

excus'me while I run for my life D:

[TalkingRaindrop]

Two things:

1. OH GOSH, MOLESTIA!!

2. I can't believe this song exists.

[wolfshocker1]

o god no fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ahhhh molester get away

[wolfshocker1]

oh no oh shit no fuck of oh that was just a dream i had tonight because of that

[KhaledAlAsad]

SHE IS MAKING A BABY WITH THAT BRONY... AND THEN...

SHE WILL HAVE A BABY WITH ME!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­D

[Blackforte180]

Molestia: *slowly approaches me*

Me: Don't come any closer... Don't try anything or i'll... i'll... I'll lay eggs in your stomach, I mean it! D:<

Molestia: Sounds like fun

Me: O_O Damn, That threat didn't work... DAMN YOU INVADER ZIM!!!

Molestia: Come to momma *licks her lips*

Me: Oh God, Help me!

[gigaslave]

@Blackforte180

Molestia: I AM a God. Goddess, anyway.

[Blackforte180]

@gigaslave

Me: First off...

You can't do this I'm human and an anti-brony and you're a... uh what do you call a unicorn pegasus hybrid?

And second... HELP ME JESUS!!!! DX

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 I'm sorry but jesus could not answer your call please leave a message after the beep *beeeeeeeeeeeep*

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo Me: O_O ....shit.... Molestia: *Rapeface* >:D Me: *Run away* HELP!!!!! Saxton Hale: What's all this? Me: Mr. Hale, You gotta help me. Saxton Hale: What's wrong, son? Me: Molestia is after me. Saton Hale: Is that so? Me: Eeyup Saxton Hale: I'll handle this... BRAVE PUNCH!!!

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 *Saxton Hale has been slain by Molestia* Molestia: Now where where we....

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo Me: O_O *girly scream* *Runaway* Molestia: *chases after me like Pepe Le Pew* *Location Hyrule* Me: Link... Zelda... You gotta hide me, a sex crazed unicorn or pegasus hybrid is after me. Link: >.> Zelda: <.< Me: look out the window... if you think i'm crazy Link, Zelda, King: O_O!!! Zelda: quickly, this passage will take u to Goron Village. Me: Thank you *escapes*

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 *Molestia teleports in front of Blackforte180* Molestia: LINK CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!!

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

Molestia: *gets hit by a light arrow* WHAT?

Zelda: NOW Link!

Link: *uses TriForce Slash*

Molestia: *sent flying into the air*

King: I'll finish this... MAGIC DINNER!!!

Molestia *Dead*

Me: Thanks... so what's for dinner?

King: HMMM... Molestia for DINNER

Everyone: LOL

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 And then we all had molestia sandwiches for dinner, which then raped all of our digestive systems VERY painfully and nopony survived. THE END

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

*Epilogue*

Thoses that didn't die... were turned into sex crazed zombies due to the M virus. *Molestia virus*

The victim's body looks normal, but the mind is completely destroyed.

some believe that Molestia is still alive but in a new form.

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 This new form is shit

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

Me: This is going to Hell real fast...

Me: Good thing I didn't eat Molestia.... Cause I'm Allergic the horsemeat.

Me: Better get to the evac center fast...

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 *Blackforte literally goes to hell really fast* Demon Molestia: Hey I'll forget all that killing me stuff for a little favor....

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

Me: Nope.avi

*uses escape rope* See ya

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 AND THEN MOLESTIA RAPED BLACKFORTE AS SOON AS HE USED ALL HIS NOPE.AVI

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo 3... 2... 1... ???: Self-Destruct Molesita: WTF!!! *BOOOOOM* Me: Thanks for building me that Robot double... Engineer: Anytime, Partner *Bro-Fist* Me: Now if you excuse me, I better high-tail it before she finds me... later Engi Me: *disappear* Engineer: So long, son

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 Pyro: The black forte's a spy!!! *burns BlackForte*

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

Me: *smirk*

Good thing I got that fire-shield from Sonic 3...

Me: Hey Pyro: What's that on your face?

Pyro:???

Me: *Knocks head clean off with Sledge-Hammer* IT WAS PAIN!!!

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 AND THEN BLACKFORTE WAS RAPED AND NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

*BlackForte was rly Blu Spy*

Blu Spy: I must be dreaming...

Molestia: O_O...

>:(

Molestia: COME OUT THIS INSTANT!!!

Me: Nope.avi *Troll face*

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 *Molestia runs into Room and rapes Blackforte*

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

Me: Should I tell her that was a clone she just raped?

Deadpool: Nah, guessing is half the fun.

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 *Molestia rapes the real BlackForte*

[Blackforte180]

@Isiacvaondoodlefo

Another clone: Nah.avi.... guess again :3

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

@Blackforte180 Molestia: GAD DAMNIT *Molestia gives up*