The "God, you want me to punch this guy?" Miracle Cure

[antoireland09]

comedy gold

[Seth9809]

eh 

[lolingokid]

Well Obviously.... you have to see it to believe it; reason why i lost my faith..

[humanice2]

I just heard the lord telling me to buy a gun and shoot everyone I see.. alright then.

[unkledanbot]

If you can't punch cancer directly then why not punch a guy WITH cancer.

For jeezus.

[jameswarurton5771]

wht w the punhed persons name what dy w he punhe when ws ans done howng frturs gone nd cncer gone if hes liar lets hit him instead or fine him

[brdonaldson]

This isn't anything new. Smith Wigglesworth did stuff like this all the time...Scotland, I believe.

[winosapien]

If you think the lord is speaking to you, consider medication.

[newdomainer]

Pure comedy moments - and who said the mentally ill can't be funny with it? lol

[sdmac21]

it's nice you can just make shit up in the states and proclaim it, and thousands will believe it. Imma do me own I think - move over L. Ron, Jesus and Mr. Smith, there's a new Messiah in town!

[playerwithfaith]

So the guy with the knuckle tattoo's heard "god" in his head telling him to punch someone?

Somehow I don't think that counts as credible testimony.

[mumdangerous]

What's that Lord? Inflict some healing with a baseball bat?

[A1pHACHARg3]

i was having some testicular pain just the other day. oh fuck RUN!!!!

[gore53]

@A1pHACHARg3 hahahaha Priceless!

[shade421]

I wonder what hi buy-bull says about tattoos....

[Hereticbooks]

Do you really expect people to believe this crap without a shred of evidence? Can't the LORD perform miracles without physically assaulting, potentially killing someone?

[antoireland09]

I bet todd has a full health insurance policy, with a hospital and doctors.

[ultim4t32]

Vibrating under the power of god. Nice!!

I would like to see some verification of this claim. Who is the guy that was healed? Lets get his name and check this "miracle" out! Every miracle needs to be investigated and the faith healer exposed for the fraud they are. How can people make these outlandish claims still today and rarely get called on it?

[misternewham]

I'd love to see him in a hospital Bruce Lee-ing everyone back to health.

[HGSolberg]

After he had knocked the guy to the floor, mr Bently "emidiately could se a change in his face"! I'm not surprised. Personally, I would become balistic.

[HGSolberg]

This guy should be woking at a medical practice. Hmm. Then again, I don't think I would go to him with my migrene problem. I could end up with a black eye.

Not very trustworty. Why is never the patients doctor invited to confirm stupid "healing" stories like this?

[SmotherTeresa]

Convicted child molester and meth head Todd Bentley reveals to us his divinely attributed powers of punch drunkenness.

[gerbs96]

You hear that people? When Granny is diagnosed with stage four cancer and is on the outs, just get on with the cure already and punch the old bag in the teeth! Praise Jebus.

[TheHigherVoltage]

Anyone else hearing Jesus say "beat the shit outta this preacher"?

[TRVY9]

Hitch, we need you here now, it is very important you return to us



[maddawgqeiwfje]

i once kicked a woman around her cuntbutton but it only made her miscarry

[timrice666]

leviticus 19:28 also this guy is an empty headed dolt.

[YY4Me133]

How can anybody actually believe this crap?

[x246869]

Don't punch me bro. I'm feeling much better now, thanks.

[MardasMan]

Yeah, next time i wanna beat someone up, i tell him afterwards, that i wanted to heal him, and that he hasn't cancer proves this. Praise me...

Superstition in action.

[aMulliganStew]

I want to feel that I can safely walk the streets again. Is that too much to ask?

[cookeladoo]

Now that I know how it works, I'm off to punch my 6 year old in the head

[rangerjesse]

God tells people to become suicide bombers too.

[LostFREEDOM]

@rangerjesse Wrong GOD , thats the crazy brother GOD lol

[bonnie43uk]

Wow, .. an amazing testimony, .. I have a possible cancer growth on my nose, ..Punch me Lord, punch me!!

[ANDR3W1848]

LOL! @ "He ended up on the ground...vibrating under the power of God". What sort of maniac believes that he can punch away cancer?

[Paxmax]

*soft but intense facepalm* yeahhh...riiiight, this is sillier than "My little pony".

[calmreason]

Less than 50% of UK citizens follow an organised religion.

You crazy fuckers are on your own now, the educated world can't spare you any more pity.

[LostFREEDOM]

@calmreason  Well said

[A1pHACHARg3]

@calmreason you gotta get me outta here man...

[kenshin304]

Falcion....PUNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!

[kenshin304]

Wtf, crazy fucks.

[RyuDarragh]

Endorphins, the bodies response to sudden severe pain. Notice, no follow up, just an anecdote that the victim appeard to be feeling no pain from any infirmities. Tragically typical.

[x246869]

Don't drink the Kool-Aid and stay away from the Punch.

[mcrd2001]

I'd have to see the before and after MRI and hematology before I believe anything so, what's the word I'm looking for,..."unlikely" as the claims of these two. I wonder what he would have done if god had told him to stick his finger up the guys ass?

[naturalistmind]

Theitards at there best.

[Brushles83]

jebus....

[71Plastico]

Is that real or is it fiction? They look like actors mocking at christians

[Morrakiu]

HIT THING

FIX THING

[detersgumig]

I wonder what the voices will tell him to do next ...

[jameslondon74]

What?!?!!?!?!?!?! This HAS to be a wind up. Please let it be a wind up. How the hell did they know he was healed there and then?! There is so much stupidity here it is beyond a joke.

[ndrthrdr1]

Religiotards are funny and creepy at the same time.

[Katalyzt]

Wow, now these crazy people are listening to the voices in their heads and are punching injured people? See how their beliefs in imaginary beings insight their actions. :O/

Katalyzt

[Strictlypointless]

3 months later the guy with the cancer will be dead anyway.

[davedoug]

sturdem.

[Jimk0756]

WTF?

[Francebrasil]

American Talibans.

[420simpson]

god told him to punch a cancer patient with broken ribs in the chest. lol. but seriously hopefully is followers arent going around punching their sick children.

[EntinludeX]

@420simpson People dumb ebough to follow these idiots....are dumb enough to punch sick chidren for Jesus.

[SpecialPioneerSmerf]

The lord told me to punch this tattooed guy cause he's stupid.

[HGSolberg]

@SpecialPioneerSmerf Have you carried it out yet? I bet it didn't help much. Some people just are beyond salvation :-)

[SpecialPioneerSmerf]

After he punched a guy with a broken sternum and ribs he was vibrating...

it's called shock.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

i bet it was the Lord who told him to make those fking ugly tatoos.

[theheinzification]

i totally believe that. i mean, it was the lord who spoke to him. that settles it.

[iamestrella]

This 'person' should have been culled by Appalachian eugenics.

[Killer0fTheSun]

Christianity...The accepted stupidity

[gagoshay]

@Killer0fTheSun no bro...He is just plain skitzo for JESUS!!!!!

[rednecktrucker1969]

WE ARE THE HITCH!!!! Let me at 'em. I'll Hitchslap the bastard!

[EntinludeX]

@rednecktrucker1969 Our Science Is Great!

[CRUClEFICTION]

It's beginning to look like stupid will inherit the earth.

[MrNellie2200]

@CRUClEFICTION Bit late for that!