@robboletts The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (commonly known as the United Kingdom, the UK or Britain) is a sovereign state located off the north-western coast of continental Europe. The country includes the island of Great Britain, the north-eastern part of the island of Ireland and many smaller islands. wikipedia is never wrong
@sirbestnameever True, this is a London accent moving westwards towards the end. I'd love to see more comics trying obscure accents like Lancashire or Brummie
@marzijig no such thing as a british accent?? are u serious??? even my asian friend who lived in London for a year came back with the biggest british accent lol.
@theomega616 Lol what does this have to do with texas?? and yes ive had work mates come back from america with an accent. and no i dont mean some over exaggerated "Howdyy Partnerr" accent. i dont know where maine is btw
"You keep takin' to me laik that! You keep yappin' off at the nanners we'll see what 'appens! You keep choppin' them clambits, I'll get the stoozi boys to roll up on you! I'll leave you half way up mainstreet with your pants around your ankles and a lollypop. . . IN. YOUR. MOUTH!"
@aldointerstellar ohhh I get it! It's just like the joke this man was just making....over and over and over....the funny noise thing he was doing....and you just repeated it, oh man! I'm going to need some time to recover from this one. What a guy!
@BTRFitness Firstly, you can't make that statement as comedy is a subjective art form (I realise I should have followed my own point and started my comment with "In my opinion...." but it's too late for that now I hope we can get past it and go on with our respective lives). However, you can go on ahead and list some that make YOU laugh. I like Maria Bamford, but apart from that, IN MY OPINION, Americans aren't funny.
@dramaticafantastica I do understand that it is a subjective art form but saying "Americans aren't funny" is quite ignorant because of the vast generalization of the statement. A few of the legendary comedians known throughout the world being "American comedians" are Richard Prior, George Carlin, and Louis C.K. Of the three though I would have to say Louis C.K. is the best because he takes personal situations and puts a lot of dark humor into them.
@BTRFitness Yeah, if you read my previous comment you will see that I did correct myself for making a generalisation. Being legendary doesn't automatically equal "best to ever live", Bernard Manning was legendary and he was a horrific racist moron.
Anyway, it's not worth arguing about, I don't find those guys funny, but each to their own. D'Elia is a typical American stand up in my view, no substancial content, all arrogance. That's just me though, it could be a cultural thing.
u keep tawkin to me like adat. u keep yappin off at the nannas you'll see what appens. you keep chompin dem clambits i'll get the stoogy boys to roll up on u, i'll leave you ahf way up main street with your pants around your ankles and a lolly pop in your mouth.
@TheExileElite Yeah? Don't bother mate, cause i'll be comin at you from across the pond like a baked potato on a fucking thursday. I'll come to your house when you're sleeping and put glitter in your fucking pillow. You'll be sitting there with a face like a bloody scotch egg and you won't know which way to look. You'll literally think you're a fucking vegetable...
you could fck a girl up like that....hello(british accent).....huuuhauh...are you forreal? yes i am , quite forreal (british accent) lmfaoo this dudes too much
Tofer!!!!
78rgp8cb 10 hours ago
He sounds like Mr. bean.
saucy05 1 day ago
i feel like they put up the sound before the video ends
1864892 1 day ago
can he say literally any more than that? lol
HBCult 2 days ago
Lin-trally ?
hahahahahaha6185 2 days ago
grout-work.
theglitchmodulator 4 days ago
Am I the only one trying to do the accent as well as him now?
rageface101 4 days ago
"I'll come over bright and early and do groundwork in your bathroom!" HA
steventucker80 1 week ago 6
if they were really british...it would be arsehole..not asshole :P
CawubPickle 1 week ago 2
105,494 of these views are from me.
TheRh2489 1 week ago 2
A british guy wakes up ..ugm HELLO!? his wife HALLO his kids HELLO hello!!!!!! He is too funny!!!
OliOliOctopus10 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
why do they beep hole and not ass on asshole.
TrueKinth 1 week ago
Ahahahahaha, xD I love it mate!
Jamtootness 1 week ago
its true u cant understand shit when british people threatin you
hahahahahahaha awesome hahahahahahahahahahah
hyh141 1 week ago
i just littleraly shit my pants laughing non stop XD
MartinyfiedTV 1 week ago
where can i find a tutorial on how to stop laughing?
Snyltebiter 1 week ago 5
Out of ass hole, the sensor hole... Logic?
WeAreTwoDoorsDown 1 week ago
@robboletts The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (commonly known as the United Kingdom, the UK or Britain) is a sovereign state located off the north-western coast of continental Europe. The country includes the island of Great Britain, the north-eastern part of the island of Ireland and many smaller islands. wikipedia is never wrong
ngarrido93 1 week ago
0:30 i can imagine mr bean doing that!
Uatemydoodle 2 weeks ago
@robboletts uh, yes it is lol
ranmore30 2 weeks ago
He sounds like Brad Pitt in Se7en and Fight Club
robhartjr1993 2 weeks ago
He says Arsehole: Funny how they censor hole but not arse :S
Gitarguru89 2 weeks ago
this set is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
optiKalismo 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wait... was that a Liam Gallagher impersonation?
MrJuampiro 3 weeks ago
@robboletts It isn't? lol
tfashion19 3 weeks ago
Lmaooo
yungroo347 3 weeks ago
i love this guy
ssmars39 3 weeks ago
haha that is definitely how british families wake out
andrewbax7777 3 weeks ago
i'm literally british and this is literally funny
swiv2d 1 month ago
i'm one of the stuzi boys.
VR24 1 month ago
@VR24 the stuzi boys ahh wankahs!!!!!!!
ShaithMaster 4 weeks ago
wasnt this the child molester on workaholics lol?
Trevonderfull223 1 month ago
he sound like Purple & Brown when he says Hello in British accent
Xflame963 1 month ago
litrally
robertbutler714 1 month ago
I watched this three times in a row haha
hjaldemort 1 month ago 3
Sounds like Ali G
torched80 1 month ago
he was on workaholics, right?
yondaime4000 1 month ago
aaaah i love it when jesus makes jokes
Messi5530 1 month ago 2
Hands down best British accent..
Apart from the threat, which is literally Welsh.
Bamuelsanks 1 month ago 35
@Bamuelsanks theres no such thing as a British accent
sirbestnameever 6 days ago 2
@sirbestnameever True, this is a London accent moving westwards towards the end. I'd love to see more comics trying obscure accents like Lancashire or Brummie
catfish420 5 days ago
@Bamuelsanks Literally
chillin1331 3 days ago
72 people are british
TheUnknowKING 1 month ago
@TheUnknowKING literally british
mnypwrrspkt 1 month ago
@mnypwrrspkt :D
TheUnknowKING 1 month ago
Sounds like Topher watched some Ali G.
glassjaw442 1 month ago 4
why isn't the crowd cracking up? i thought this was hilarious..
maariahproductionz 1 month ago 3
at 0:51 he sounds like martin tyler lol
willstubbs1 1 month ago
D'Elia has his own channel too, it's funny as fuck!!
RealLifeOmen 1 month ago
Ha this guy I think has met too many east Londoners
weirdoinchains 1 month ago
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TheTommyKay 1 month ago
He sounds like a Cockney Kermit
daREALellemo 1 month ago 4
oh my god lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chacho6011 1 month ago
If you dont mind if i take a piss of your roof first
supresteez55 1 month ago
fuckin hilarious!!
damon691104 1 month ago
you beeped "hole" but not "ass?"
Peztrumentals 1 month ago
LMFAO!!
gangstamind187 1 month ago
Its dane cook if dane cook smoked weed and was funny ;)
Karzaveer 1 month ago
@Karzaveer I see what you did there ;D
hjaldemort 1 month ago
Chirs D'Elia makes me think of Dane Cook a bit. He has the style that Dane uses, except for the hair. But he also has funnier jokes.
AshisogiiJizo 1 month ago
Please give us more Chris D'Elia, I LOVE him!
mewichigothe1st 1 month ago in playlist Chris D Elia
This really made me laugh
celticonduct7 1 month ago
sounds exactly like russel brand lol
fantasticboredom 1 month ago
Click 1 Repeatedly to be terrified for life
BenDonalson7 2 months ago
Ello this is literally hilarous
canadiansterotype 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
that is hilarious like seriously i aint heard a better english accent off and american
JazzieShaw 2 months ago
@JazzieShaw yeah really. it's like literally British people can do an american accent just fine. but we literally cant do the same.
literally...
MrKingJay99 1 month ago
Aries Spears has a great Brittish accent too
Peztrumentals 2 months ago
im literally english
theamazingzachattach 2 months ago
i dont understand why the upper class english accent is considered the default british accent
trollope4lyf2k8 2 months ago
@trollope4lyf2k8 probably never been to brittain
SoulSnatchaz 2 months ago
my accent is far more premium than that
zacharysweaver 2 months ago
"you keep chompin' em clam bits" WHAAAAT!? LMAOOO!!!!!!!!
ShaShaZane88 2 months ago
Whitney's Boyfriend!
bellecomo21 2 months ago
hahahahhaha!! how are you so funny?!?!
ghassemTHEpossem 2 months ago
@BlackOutJackSon
HenriT85 2 months ago
i cannot get enough of this guys humor haha
KrisKehasukjaren88 2 months ago
I am taking accent courses yet I can't do it like that.
taimawad 2 months ago
Just when you think you've seen them all. BAM! A new Chris D'elia you havn't seen
DrGillezeau 2 months ago
we want more of him !! hes awesome man ! more videos please !
nikou733 2 months ago
he looks super high dude....
amy1531 2 months ago
@robboletts Go and take a look back at your own profile !!
did you just see what you've mentioned as your current country ?
marzijig 3 months ago
there's no such a thing as a british accent,since UK is the most linguistically diverse country in the world.
marzijig 3 months ago
@marzijig no such thing as a british accent?? are u serious??? even my asian friend who lived in London for a year came back with the biggest british accent lol.
NextGenRev 2 months ago
@NextGenRev So when people come back from america they have an american accent? So people from Texas sound like people from Maine?
theomega616 2 months ago
@theomega616 Lol what does this have to do with texas?? and yes ive had work mates come back from america with an accent. and no i dont mean some over exaggerated "Howdyy Partnerr" accent. i dont know where maine is btw
NextGenRev 2 months ago
this is so not true, i literally know only 3 guys like this and theyre all from landan basically
Halldisa 3 months ago
2:00 to 2:2o funny shit ive ever heard
MecDrezy 3 months ago
Fake !
marzijig 3 months ago
@marzijig Fake? The fuck is fake about this?
singplaylaughlove9 3 months ago
@marzijig YOU DON'T SAY?
NefariousNarcissist7 3 months ago
MR.BEAN
PaulTheVlogger 3 months ago
I LITCHRLY LOVE THIS VIDEO
50JacketsProductions 3 months ago
I wish the people in Britain talked like that :P Life would be far more fun
Bella288 3 months ago
I hate this word, I can't say it
lussito3 3 months ago
Why isn't this available on mobile devices??
quinnproductionsllc 3 months ago 19
@quinnproductionsllc I have it set to be available on cell phones and mobile devices. Is anyone else having problems with this video or others?
TheLaughFactory 3 months ago 13
@TheLaughFactory Figured I would give it a little while then check it out, still no dice. Thanks for checking it out though LF. Literally.
quinnproductionsllc 2 months ago 18
@quinnproductionsllc Thank you for feedback.
TheLaughFactory 2 months ago 2
@TheLaughFactory why the censorship?this is the internet,you know.
dobbsiancant 1 month ago
@quinnproductionsllc Yeah, I couldn't find this on my mobile either
sonnydalheim 3 months ago
this is how i literally talk all the time cos im british. like literally all the time.
therubiorubio 3 months ago
like im litterally laughing me ass off xD
jennylover456 3 months ago
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Sustanaelle 3 months ago
"You keep takin' to me laik that! You keep yappin' off at the nanners we'll see what 'appens! You keep choppin' them clambits, I'll get the stoozi boys to roll up on you! I'll leave you half way up mainstreet with your pants around your ankles and a lollypop. . . IN. YOUR. MOUTH!"
StinkyCheese101 3 months ago 2
When he speaks with the "British" accent, he actually reminds me of Jamie Oliver.
NationMixed 3 months ago
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HAHAHAHHA i will never shit the same, from today u'll hear HALO from me in the bathroom
123hichkas 3 months ago
HAHAHAHHA i will never shit the same, from today u'll hear HALO from me in the bathroon
123hichkas 3 months ago 3
i'm so proud to be english B-)
TheMervinator911 3 months ago 4
Yappin' off at the nanners! LOL!
cipher0 3 months ago 2
i loved the hello part
UnadvisableCloud 3 months ago
Hooooooouuuuuman!!!!!
jasoninsac 3 months ago
That is the best English accent i've ever head an American do.
And i should know, i'm literally British.
BornUnderABadSign89 3 months ago 99
@BornUnderABadSign89 Is there a way to acheive this high rank of brittish of will just regualr brittish be ok?
fistsmcgee 3 months ago 3
@BornUnderABadSign89 Is there a way i can literally get you to come over here and yell at me.
epic915 3 months ago
litterally pissed in me pants
Cnupoc 3 months ago
that was literally rubbish
Mirza247 3 months ago
Good jokes and good accent! Laughed hard thanks - from a Brit
asaluci 3 months ago 5
i wonder what accent british women are turned on
Rvincible 3 months ago
@Rvincible french bro apparently, not american though!!! sorry
Sustanaelle 3 months ago
he is so freakin halarious!!!!
MizzyLexis94 3 months ago
This is the only title that is funny without knowin the vid
Wutwut1n1 3 months ago
He is right though, British accents are hott :D
rainstar999 3 months ago
thats soo true <3
the6thspartan 3 months ago
i duno what "british" people this dude has bumped into
samyevz 3 months ago
@samyevz
I know right. I'm American living in the UK and most people do not sound at all like that haha
VZXFG15 3 months ago
@samyevz
i feel ur british anger let it out
871mumu 3 months ago
@871mumu aagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..hhhhhhhhhh i feel better thanks..
samyevz 3 months ago
i soooo wish i could have that accent ... for sooo many reasons ... for example .. just to piss of my english teacher XDDD
Skyi44 3 months ago 55
takes a moment to warm up to this comedian, but i almost litterally peed my pants by the end of this gig
AnitaLovesBobby 3 months ago 6
I aint gay but thats one handsome son of a bitch
krunkaintdead69 3 months ago 4
Americans are generally not funny. This guy is not an exception.
dramaticafantastica 3 months ago
@dramaticafantastica you must be British. LI-TRAHLY!
aldointerstellar 3 months ago
@aldointerstellar ohhh I get it! It's just like the joke this man was just making....over and over and over....the funny noise thing he was doing....and you just repeated it, oh man! I'm going to need some time to recover from this one. What a guy!
dramaticafantastica 3 months ago
@dramaticafantastica ha ha ha, none of that dry British wit, now 'chap'!!!
aldointerstellar 3 months ago
@aldointerstellar Another gem of comedy gold. Please keep them coming.
dramaticafantastica 3 months ago
@dramaticafantastica all the best comedians to ever live are American so... would you like me to name a few?
BTRFitness 3 months ago
@BTRFitness Firstly, you can't make that statement as comedy is a subjective art form (I realise I should have followed my own point and started my comment with "In my opinion...." but it's too late for that now I hope we can get past it and go on with our respective lives). However, you can go on ahead and list some that make YOU laugh. I like Maria Bamford, but apart from that, IN MY OPINION, Americans aren't funny.
dramaticafantastica 3 months ago
@dramaticafantastica I do understand that it is a subjective art form but saying "Americans aren't funny" is quite ignorant because of the vast generalization of the statement. A few of the legendary comedians known throughout the world being "American comedians" are Richard Prior, George Carlin, and Louis C.K. Of the three though I would have to say Louis C.K. is the best because he takes personal situations and puts a lot of dark humor into them.
BTRFitness 3 months ago
@BTRFitness Yeah, if you read my previous comment you will see that I did correct myself for making a generalisation. Being legendary doesn't automatically equal "best to ever live", Bernard Manning was legendary and he was a horrific racist moron.
Anyway, it's not worth arguing about, I don't find those guys funny, but each to their own. D'Elia is a typical American stand up in my view, no substancial content, all arrogance. That's just me though, it could be a cultural thing.
dramaticafantastica 3 months ago
lol my girlfriend is british
BLeSSeDoGkUSH420 3 months ago
THIS IS A SHIT CROUD!! FUCK!!!
viperboyy63 3 months ago
one of the funniest clips of all laughfactory's !! <-Are you for real?? -Yes i am, ...quite for real
g0o0r 3 months ago
u keep tawkin to me like adat. u keep yappin off at the nannas you'll see what appens. you keep chompin dem clambits i'll get the stoogy boys to roll up on u, i'll leave you ahf way up main street with your pants around your ankles and a lolly pop in your mouth.
TheExileElite 3 months ago
Legend
Oxyfresch 3 months ago
Lol
YoTurnUpTheVolume100 3 months ago
it sounds like he got his british accent from da ali g show.
c25ole 3 months ago
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DeadlyVisionsx 4 months ago
Internet gold
TheJovanist 4 months ago
I'm british and the accent is not bad at all - i would give it 8 maybe 8.5 out of 10
l79r 4 months ago
I love how amused chris is about his jokes he's literally trying to hold his laughter in the whole time
xanderwat 4 months ago
i've gotta find a british guy and piss him off now.
TheExileElite 4 months ago 90
@TheExileElite Yeah? Don't bother mate, cause i'll be comin at you from across the pond like a baked potato on a fucking thursday. I'll come to your house when you're sleeping and put glitter in your fucking pillow. You'll be sitting there with a face like a bloody scotch egg and you won't know which way to look. You'll literally think you're a fucking vegetable...
eghed8 3 months ago
@eghed8 OH SHIT!!! haha yes!
TheExileElite 3 months ago
@TheExileElite fire away!!
Sustanaelle 3 months ago
@TheExileElite did that ... was funny ... ended up in a hospital ... still laughed with broken ribs XD
Skyi44 3 months ago
Really good accent, best one I've heard.
TheMahraban 4 months ago
interesting british accent...
yeahhimsocool 4 months ago
" I'll do grout work in your bathroom " hahahahaha Never heard it called that before.
1misanthropist 4 months ago
its topher (beiberhole) from workaholics
96laxbro 4 months ago
@weirdfishArp you know he gets paid to be in whitney right?
calphilgrl 4 months ago
@calphilgrl ehm.. derp ofc. But don't think its a big pay-off. Its just season 1, perhaps a SNL pay?^^ haha
weirdfishArp 3 months ago
Does anybody hear the voice that's constantly talking in the background? -.-*
xXMaGGoXx 4 months ago
LOL I like when he does his chick voice
Malocchio89 4 months ago
i watch this every day
Kneleist 4 months ago
its funny how when he says "ass hole" they bleep the word "hole" instead of "ass", lol,
BUSAFLY123 4 months ago
@BUSAFLY123 I think the English say "arse" ( or ring piece ) instead of "ass".
1misanthropist 4 months ago
His accent is AMAZING!!
latigremusic 4 months ago
He looks like zlatan ibrahimovic
loboherido91 4 months ago
@loboherido91 I think he kinda looks like an italian Pau Gasol
vrttlesn 4 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahhahahahahhaa
Kneleist 4 months ago
haha at first I thought he said "I literally ain't a hotdog" which still works
poopynonsense 4 months ago
Haha, " You keep yapping off at the nanners, you'll see what happens. You keep choppin' them clam bits..."
JeffTheRambler 4 months ago
you could fck a girl up like that....hello(british accent).....huuuhauh...are you forreal? yes i am , quite forreal (british accent) lmfaoo this dudes too much
yamomzameanskeet 4 months ago
He is pretty good... haha I love British accents though
SLOTloven 4 months ago