Did someone just ask why or how Tessa became captain. Well for starters she was a child prodigy at a very young age. Shes a whispered,has a very high level of mathematical and scientific adaptness. Her dickhead brother even acknowledges this. Oh and she designed the entire ship. Thats why.
Seriously 4 fucking ads on this video and no skip button until the last which was at the end of the damn video. Why did google of all companies have to buy this website.
That's a lot of butts and empty cans. 4:16 LMAO! Mao is hilarious! 10:00-10:108 LMAO!!! I'll give her credit, she's good at strategy. I agree Kurz. :) Only Kurz, man I love him.
Honestly I found that shitty. Mao risks her life so much piloting AS's... and the captain wins even though she never used a mecha before. And on top of that, she shouldn't have had coaching. She said she could do it already. I don't think that was fair, regardless.
For sure Tessa is smarter, I'm going to assume that's why she has the captain rank. Even so...
@Mayisawsome actually, Tessa uses M6 has the reason. Although an M9 has more power and more mobility, it much more harder for a rookie to control an M9. In the other hand, M6 is a old type of AS, it moves slow and all drive with hydraulics, it is much more easier to control.
BTW, Tessa is a captain because she design the ship Tuatha de Danann. She is the one who understand the ship the most.
as a fellow chinese american as mao. i'm rutting for her in this episode. i'm sorry for my fellow tessa fans, but us asians got ta stick tagather in times like this
@turbowarrior753 what are you talking about. that is the kind of bet any man would like. he who does not like that kind of bet loses the right to call himself a man. but the scene where sagura is trying to get out from under tessa makes it look like tessa is humping him
@PureSpeed022 I havent seen it yet i'll check it out, im more into the fun adventurous kind of animes... idk, sum examples are Rosario Vampire and Shuffle things like that i dont really like the "war" type animes although this anime seems to have the perfect combination :) thank you for the suggestion if u have anymore i would love to hear them.
@ShottySniperz401 I like Rosario Vampire a lot myself as well and I would also recomend an anime called Soul Eater. Its very holloweeny but it has a very good storyline and very orginial characters. And thank you for the complament :)
come one people stop complaing about the prices, amazon has it listed for about 33$ on blu ray thats not bad at all for 24 eps of an HD anime. if you ask me people are just using the whole price thing as an excuse. anime is a lot cheaper than it used to be so shut up and support the industry if you can.
So many people are surprised Tessa won. I am not. Sure, if it were real combat she would have lost. Any first-timer likely would against a pro. But she won because she is a strategist. And at the end of the day... strategy is one of the best tools to have on your side. ;)
@YouSunkMyFishy Tessa isn't stupid, but she never acts like smart or confident enough to be a trustworthy leader. Maybe she is a strategist (well she's a captain afteall), but as Melissa said if this were a real battlefield, melissa would've won because Tessa is lacking something important which is a will to kill enemies. Tessa's surprise victory perhpas has something to do with her crush on Sousuke who often gave her couragement and advice, so she has a reason to prove herself unlike Melissa.
Tessa is such a conservative prude! Why can't she just change her profession to become a nun instead of senior officer which doesn't suit her one bit? She can't even kill a mouse, leave alone leading the team! Now she starts criticizing other people's behaviour? ha! What a joke!
@55bored I know right? This episode is totally a filler! I hate the fact that Melissa, an experienced soldier would lose to a weak-link Tessa (even though she did that intentionally). On top of that Tessa has showed absolutely no leadership skills besides being a pathetic baby! In previous episode, she couldn't even hold a grudge towards a terrorist who almost destroyed the city, yet in this episode she picks a fight with her comrade? God, she's even worse than that spoiled brat Kaname!
@energie030303 .....why cant u just fuking watch it free in youtube .... i dont get why do u need to buy it.... just wait till their fuking fair .. like 20 buck for all those episode LOL
Full Metal 'Alchemist?'
ai133n7 4 hours ago
go tessa lol
Hat3ist 2 days ago
nooooo goddamnit sousuke. fucking love triangles...
AsianDomination911 5 days ago
Unicorn123Lover that's a little harsh... xD
shadowghost0320 6 days ago
i hope the white hair girl. tessa? DIES because sousuke belongs to kaname!!!!!!!!!
Unicorn123Lover 1 week ago
@Unicorn123Lover The other guy said that's a little harsh.
pkkaohi1 3 days ago
@Tennisace387 yeah they sometimes do the jingle to it fits doesnt it?
Malimeezy 1 week ago
FUCK THE 5 AM SCHOLAR AND FUCK KELLER :D
bigo3293 2 weeks ago
were all a little twisted >:C
shockazulo 2 weeks ago
If Tessa is a whispered, shouldn't she be a natural at using one of the AS?
chiefreyes17 3 weeks ago
@chiefreyes17 she has the knowledge, but not the physicality to do it lol
jinfu413 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
anyone else see that crab trollin?
blueblood2486 3 weeks ago 2
hahahaha XD damned Kurz he was really expecting Mao or Tessa to run the lap naked hahaha ^^ not to lie i must admit that i was too XD
Eichigoreturns 4 weeks ago
tessa is a bunny girl
mao is vain
souske is a dog
kuts is the pervert in the closet
john34404 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
lol the miyamoto reference! how could she not know that story? and tessa's character seems a bit inconsistent...and she shouldn't have won...
KawaHato 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
what happened to the naked lap? that's the only reason why i watched the rest of it
gmainjunior 1 month ago
4:02 can has entered the battle field
TheKiller1945 1 month ago
*victory music plays*
Me: OMG A TEAM THEME.... Oh wait
cfroi08 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Did someone just ask why or how Tessa became captain. Well for starters she was a child prodigy at a very young age. Shes a whispered,has a very high level of mathematical and scientific adaptness. Her dickhead brother even acknowledges this. Oh and she designed the entire ship. Thats why.
seanman70 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 3
Seriously 4 fucking ads on this video and no skip button until the last which was at the end of the damn video. Why did google of all companies have to buy this website.
KingManOld 1 month ago
@KingManOld Get adblocker..
DragonBall466 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
1. It's not stealing money cause I don't click on the ads in the first place (viruses spyware etc may be contained in some).
2. It saves bandwidth on the ad carrier by not having to load them
3. It saves me hassle of having to find the content on the page (wasting my time) by having so many ads.
4. If websites want to make money, offer a quality service, don't rely on Ads.
5. If a website pops up an ad and blocks the content on the page, I find a different site.
KingManOld 1 month ago
21:16 nOpE!
mechaninja1 1 month ago
Can someone fail that much? Even at climbing a ladder?
metaaknight 1 month ago
How do you issue a challenge to someone then order your subordinate to help train you? o.O
Hint: When you challenge someone you should at least be an expert in the area of the challenge!!!
Marcus123456789able 2 months ago
Kurz is the best IMO.
Thismeaningtoitall 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
He really deserved that at the end.
pikabununify 2 months ago
lol random crab.
iluvdrakeandjosh 2 months ago
I wish i had a mech and used it to play paintball! It would be so freaking awesome!
vanessacheng0526 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
EPIC PAINT BALL!
SuperLalala50 2 months ago
Okay, the ads are getting out of hand
SuperLalala50 2 months ago
@SuperLalala50 Finally someone who agrees.
KingManOld 1 month ago
Every M9 is equipped with a titanium extremely durable anus ladder
Goshujinsama01 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
9:28 randum creeper crab
CelaMcr 2 months ago
I officially am addicted LMAO
CelaMcr 2 months ago
also Musashi was a battleship
Im guessing Musashi Miyamoto is the samurai it was named after
warhawk9566 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Tessa sounds so childish when she's yelling
warhawk9566 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Tessa has to be the most annoying character ever...
SpiritFanNumber1 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
awww Captain is a closeet perv lolol
JirizaJemms 3 months ago
"Excuse me ... What happened to "running a lap around the base naked"?
...
"Your the Worst"
(BOOT)
every guy watching this went, "Aw Crap sad face :("
Rampersquad 3 months ago
10:31 QWOP, giant robot edition! XD
RobGhost01 3 months ago
@RobGhost01 lol you sir have made my day
hateiron1 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I'm with Kurz -- what gives with no naked lap from Mao? A challenge is a challenge.
MrTouchShriek 4 months ago 21
i heard the A team..
Tennisace387 4 months ago 10
@Tennisace387 i did too!! i thought i was going insane for a while!
GreenNationArmy 3 months ago
My name is Tessa
TessaLPS 4 months ago
lol i love the captain lol
animespector 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
So, are all of the soldiers in Mithril, like, sixteen?
noobnacho 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
chidori didnt come in this episode only once though ,but it wasnt real -.-
poptropicawalkthru25 4 months ago
That's a lot of butts and empty cans. 4:16 LMAO! Mao is hilarious! 10:00-10:108 LMAO!!! I'll give her credit, she's good at strategy. I agree Kurz. :) Only Kurz, man I love him.
Cartoonoldies 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
umm... HOW did Tessa win?
and what happened at 18:40 to 18:55?
*confused*
amax125 5 months ago
@amax125 some type glare or extreme light caused the sensors to be blinded for a couple seconds, allowing her time to move.
ab14967 5 months ago
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amax125 5 months ago
I'm sure he saw that one coming.
runforcoverfire 6 months ago
souske's all googly eyed lol
guess he forgot about kaname
ieatfreshmen 7 months ago
I want Melissa titties in my mouth, NOM NOM NNOM
adxgr0undzer0 7 months ago
@adxgr0undzer0 that is just!!!!!!!!uck times infinite!
JERK1700 6 months ago
how come some episodes even though the numbers say their next are completley out of story
this is after the epic battle right >.>
purpleblackkiwi 7 months ago
no lap :(
atl663 7 months ago
Wow I am such a nerd for laughing at that Musashi Miyamoto reference without looking him up. Still, rofl.
arcurtis11 7 months ago
Honestly I found that shitty. Mao risks her life so much piloting AS's... and the captain wins even though she never used a mecha before. And on top of that, she shouldn't have had coaching. She said she could do it already. I don't think that was fair, regardless.
For sure Tessa is smarter, I'm going to assume that's why she has the captain rank. Even so...
Nice ending though...
Mayisawsome 7 months ago
@Mayisawsome actually, Tessa uses M6 has the reason. Although an M9 has more power and more mobility, it much more harder for a rookie to control an M9. In the other hand, M6 is a old type of AS, it moves slow and all drive with hydraulics, it is much more easier to control.
BTW, Tessa is a captain because she design the ship Tuatha de Danann. She is the one who understand the ship the most.
ksdtmac 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Mayisawsome Have you read about Musashi Miyamoto? :D
k2owns 7 months ago
tessa is more rapist in fmp fumaffu
1000jlg 7 months ago
Fanservice episode!
lompocus 7 months ago
Me: neither one of you is going to run around the base naked are you?
Both: NO!
Me: *sigh* a man can dream...
animajunki123 8 months ago
Lol FAIL!!!!!
thejessagirl 8 months ago in playlist Full Metal Panic
And in the end... Sousuke still wins...
MyOldPhilosophy 8 months ago
Holy... 10:57 - 11:08
Okay, is it just me, or is that WAYYYYYYYYYY too deep, right next to the shoreline? Jesus!
MyOldPhilosophy 8 months ago
8:21 lol shes like a kitten
CottonEyeJenkins 9 months ago
Lol,he's trying to scoot away and she's hanging on.
JediMasterOW 9 months ago
PRODUCT PLACEMENT.
brandonbear1 9 months ago
That's lame no naked lap?
That's so like women actually.
GammaX107 11 months ago
At 2:16 why did he say "Tuahar de Danaan"? Isn't it "Tuatha de Danaan"?
PikminExpert 11 months ago
Dat Ass
kanopopo 11 months ago
damn tessa shot her entire load onto mao!
QofLife69 11 months ago
@QofLife69 O_O
Arontala22 11 months ago
go jailbate
babablackmon123 11 months ago
Hahaha such a funny episode! XD
behemothfan42 11 months ago
i hate tessa for some reason.... i just know shes gooing to but into something............ this is no spoiler cuz i havent watched it all....
panda0bear0chan 11 months ago
@panda0bear0chan I take it you also hate relena from Gundam Wing as well?
MrAnimenerd93 7 months ago
5:51
((O_O))...That's the face of a badass...>_>; This doesn't bode well for Tessa.
GreentheGunstar 1 year ago
i don't like tessa
vegetaoptimasfan20 1 year ago
@vegetaoptimasfan20 Why? she adorable.
ultrajd 1 year ago
as a fellow chinese american as mao. i'm rutting for her in this episode. i'm sorry for my fellow tessa fans, but us asians got ta stick tagather in times like this
483091 1 year ago
any woman that drinks my brand of beer is just fine by me! Budweiser for the win!
iamzid 1 year ago
9:52 If only this was a hentai....
mikey1029384 1 year ago
IS this the A-team music?
Megaloth 1 year ago
i like the bet
is that so wrong of me
turbowarrior753 1 year ago
@turbowarrior753 what are you talking about. that is the kind of bet any man would like. he who does not like that kind of bet loses the right to call himself a man. but the scene where sagura is trying to get out from under tessa makes it look like tessa is humping him
483091 1 year ago
Can sum1 gimme sum names of other animes similar to this? Or just any good animes in general?
ShottySniperz401 1 year ago
@ShottySniperz401 If you havnt already seen it Gurren Lagann is a really good anime. Its won a lot of awards.
Its a little more far out there than this one though
PureSpeed022 1 year ago
@PureSpeed022 I havent seen it yet i'll check it out, im more into the fun adventurous kind of animes... idk, sum examples are Rosario Vampire and Shuffle things like that i dont really like the "war" type animes although this anime seems to have the perfect combination :) thank you for the suggestion if u have anymore i would love to hear them.
ShottySniperz401 1 year ago
@ShottySniperz401 I like Rosario Vampire a lot myself as well and I would also recomend an anime called Soul Eater. Its very holloweeny but it has a very good storyline and very orginial characters. And thank you for the complament :)
PureSpeed022 1 year ago
@PureSpeed022 indeed, i've seen it, the best show yet!
SolarisWing214 1 year ago
She's like... four... so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
OswaldtheFourth 1 year ago
this is some sexy funny shit!!! I really dig this show so far!!
pedronavaja1980 1 year ago
anyone notice wat as's is without the apostropy lol
datawolf39 1 year ago
ive been gyped this episode!
PirateWong 1 year ago
Indiana jones music in every episode i love it
TehAznFromTehBoatMeh 1 year ago
TESSA IS SOOOOO HOT!!!!
0_0
phatspartan 1 year ago 3
THats one bad ass game of paintball i want to play hehehe
animeLOV3er1 1 year ago 6
I dont no why but i lov3 to see beer cans in animes (budweiser ) *-*
animeLOV3er1 1 year ago
at 21:00 this is SPARTA!!!
alvonellos23345 1 year ago
A Cat Fight!!!
alvonellos23345 1 year ago
That'd be cool if paitball matches were like that :P fighting in giant robots and what not
cj101094 1 year ago
so damn cool
TheCamryn09 1 year ago
season 1 is the best
TheCamryn09 1 year ago
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metalxmulishaXD 1 year ago
anyone else find the fruit commercial disturbing? o.o
ListYT1 1 year ago
@ListYT1 yes
clonemovies123 1 year ago
@ListYT1 i got the Charlie Brown
mclock5 1 year ago
9:57 tessa has gone full blown rapist.
TheSliced94 1 year ago 34
I declare this episode filler.
redphace 1 year ago
come one people stop complaing about the prices, amazon has it listed for about 33$ on blu ray thats not bad at all for 24 eps of an HD anime. if you ask me people are just using the whole price thing as an excuse. anime is a lot cheaper than it used to be so shut up and support the industry if you can.
bears111b1111 1 year ago
Best episode of the series.
Wallcrawler 1 year ago
kiwi servies sucks
quangdzi318 1 year ago
._. lol..Epic failz.....
smm2cool1 1 year ago
lol tessa sounds like a 6 year old...
porschecrazy68 1 year ago 3
i love this episode!!!
xpd154peace 1 year ago
9:59
He's like a caterpillar. XD
MarsRepepsi 1 year ago
FUCK YOU Tessa! -_- Melissa totally should have won! (BTW: get off Sagara)
Animestory99 1 year ago 8
@Animestory99 He was clearly trying to keep her down and holding on to her. What a pervert. Don't talk that way about Tessa. -_-
AverageAsianMe 1 year ago
U cant have two loves bcuz ones always gonna be pikd first...romance thing is kinda annoying..great to watch tho xD
LluviaLuna13 1 year ago
he should hook up with both the girls captain when his in the sub and the other one at school
Darkstar6944 1 year ago 4
i dont like the Ads....but...at least its an full episode where its not seprated into parts..
fuexiong 1 year ago
you guys gotta give the captain a little credit shes 16 of course shes somewhat moody
ChimamireNoNeko 1 year ago
3:12 THIS ANIME IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUDWEISER! 8D
xD
HyperChibiAbsol 1 year ago 7
at 03:09 holy shit that is alot of cigs
x9gunzz 1 year ago 4
DENIED! 21:22
PsTwoKnight 1 year ago
MOTORBOAT!!!! 20:43
OJCrush 1 year ago
LOL i think the smoke-drink-blue-hair chick may be my favorite female character on the entire show :D
recurveninja 1 year ago 22
I wish Tessa would be all over me like that...
Danny121315 1 year ago 4
So many people are surprised Tessa won. I am not. Sure, if it were real combat she would have lost. Any first-timer likely would against a pro. But she won because she is a strategist. And at the end of the day... strategy is one of the best tools to have on your side. ;)
YouSunkMyFishy 1 year ago 4
@YouSunkMyFishy Tessa isn't stupid, but she never acts like smart or confident enough to be a trustworthy leader. Maybe she is a strategist (well she's a captain afteall), but as Melissa said if this were a real battlefield, melissa would've won because Tessa is lacking something important which is a will to kill enemies. Tessa's surprise victory perhpas has something to do with her crush on Sousuke who often gave her couragement and advice, so she has a reason to prove herself unlike Melissa.
AdvertChild98 1 year ago
MELISSA IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN TESTAROSSA!!!!!!!!!!
rocklee9876 1 year ago
Tessa is such a conservative prude! Why can't she just change her profession to become a nun instead of senior officer which doesn't suit her one bit? She can't even kill a mouse, leave alone leading the team! Now she starts criticizing other people's behaviour? ha! What a joke!
AdvertChild98 1 year ago
What a lame cat fight episode out of nothing. It's a stupid fight based on silly argument. But i wish Tessa loses.
AdvertChild98 1 year ago
lol Tessa is a perv lol
CCooper319 1 year ago
Wow this is stupid the pussy amateur beats an experienced veteran >.>
55bored 1 year ago
@55bored I know right? This episode is totally a filler! I hate the fact that Melissa, an experienced soldier would lose to a weak-link Tessa (even though she did that intentionally). On top of that Tessa has showed absolutely no leadership skills besides being a pathetic baby! In previous episode, she couldn't even hold a grudge towards a terrorist who almost destroyed the city, yet in this episode she picks a fight with her comrade? God, she's even worse than that spoiled brat Kaname!
AdvertChild98 1 year ago 7
@AdvertChild98 I agree
ZeroXSPC 1 year ago
girls never make it up like that. way too vengeful, and you know I'm right.
wasabi1787 1 year ago
lol i would of been pissed at tessa "THAT BITCH SANK MY ROBOT!!!"
ER052092 1 year ago 5
20:44 how come they ALWAYS have to rub their faces in boobs when there is a crying scene?!
YourfriendOmenBoy 1 year ago
Budweiser? Nice product placement they got there.
IceKeese 1 year ago 2
When did Funimation get the rights to FMP?
BeardedHoplite 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
sooo......
this is where my tax dollars are going?
terriblesocialskills 1 year ago
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terriblesocialskills 1 year ago
Tessa is sooo cute and hot, i love her
cloudman7777 1 year ago
too bad i can't F5 the ads :(
TheJWKK 1 year ago 3
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OhDuNhiOi 1 year ago
9:27 - Spycrab here!
phaphachboy 1 year ago
Naked laps PLZ!!!!
drako2341 1 year ago
i would like to see moa run around the base naked
XKarateKatX 1 year ago 2
lol wow ~ without the funky music it would seem as if those two hate each other. tessa and ~ beer girl
Brian626 1 year ago
I love how they use the A-Team intro music, or at least something that seams to be a tribute to it.
boxyturtle 1 year ago
i really dont think Sagara likes tessa anyways if i were him it would feel akward since she would be my '' boss ''
xxHopexRocksxx 1 year ago
u see that ad with the mom said dick head and the little girl said dick head i was on the floor rolling
nxyx9000 1 year ago
noo! Tessa, stop it! I don't wanna hate you, but if you get in the way...
KKbook 1 year ago 67
UGh I don't like tessa... she's in the way sigh ugh
lwang001 1 year ago
@lwang001 Oh come'on Tessa's cute :D
rashfield1512 1 year ago
i dont like tessa...
sunflower1353 1 year ago 2
so is the series only 16 episodes
bobob239 1 year ago
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darkherolinkx99 1 year ago
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pacoaliv 1 year ago
Man she's a heavy smoker... and drinker...
xxpwnxx6 1 year ago
@xxpwnxx6 yea.....
jchao4m 1 year ago
What happened to "running a lap around the base naked"?
TheDarkReaper69 1 year ago 100
@TheDarkReaper69 "your the worst"
rynoI420I 1 year ago
@TheDarkReaper69 I FEEL SO CHEATED!!!!!
QofLife69 11 months ago
Full Metal Panic is just great! It;s super funny! xD
Majoramaster 1 year ago
i just went and seen the first part of this anime for sale on blu ray for 85.99 for 13 episodes which is bullshit lower ur prices ppl
energie030303 1 year ago
@energie030303 .....why cant u just fuking watch it free in youtube .... i dont get why do u need to buy it.... just wait till their fuking fair .. like 20 buck for all those episode LOL
iS4LiFELi 1 year ago