Holiday Drinking

[32arms]

Hi :)

what star sign are you ., Aries?

[lemugre]

dude you're the cutest drunk ever, like its funny! ^_^

[Vidhole]

kid from glee

[volnessj]

@Vidhole you bastard

[shannaham]

lmao ur adorable i wanna lick your face :P ya know what would be awesome? you having a reality show! n ud get paid for it lols your very entertaining xo

[shawnbill6]

you've got awesome taste in music...

[zcdarktide]

i'm jealous of your skin :(. what products do you use?

[volnessj]

i use skin id and burt's bees

[zcdarktide]

@volnessj ah cool. skin id didn't work for me =[.

[volnessj]

it took two months for me to see results

[zcdarktide]

yeah i did it for a couple months and it just did... nothing. and then i called to do like the re-evaluation thing and the girl on the phone was a total bitch so i was like eff it.

[brbhmg]

that hallway is really really creepy !!!

[heytherej237]

haha drunk dancing, awkward phone convos, and mutant spider man bites....this vid has it all....what a drunk mothafuckah...jk ur awesome jordan

[Spiffet]

you may be my favorite person ever.

[DarkPolarisBoi]

<3 this.

[lolipopecstasy]

I got drunk on new years by myself and it wasn't fun. This made me sad for you =[

[ConnectDisconnect]

your videos always make me smile <3

[futureoff]

woooow you are so drunk

I love it, make more videos like this!

[beeres]

is dan cool?

[tonndan]

@beeres nope.

[ohsoorandom]

aha, "and if fucking killed shit". gawd you remind me of myself when im drunk.

x

[JulienDjib]

You have to know that I really tried to make a good comment but in my defense here it is 7:00 am during the holydays so I am kind of still sleepy. (completly different subject) you have to come to paris I so sure you would love it!

Bonjour de paris la ville des amoureux et joyeuses fêtes!!!!

[JulienDjib]

No french people will call you an alcoholic because here in paris this is the state in which everyone is no matter how every week end... I only got one thing to say... I hate you how can you make such awesome videos even when you're drunk!!!

[volnessj]

hahah that message made no sense, but i love it because you're french and you drink.

rock on mother fucka!

[scottklaw]

You be cool. Merry Christmas.

[asifwekere]

It's beautiful to see you that you are in love? Tell Daniel Beast, he's a very lucky young man.... Happy holidays to both of you!

[volnessj]

hahahahahahahahah

Daniel is not my boyfriend

He's just like my best friend ever and he's the coolest shit ti walk this planet

[cody2earth]

actually im gonna send you a response as a vid to

[point5past]

why in god's name has no movie producer tried to poach you from the tubes? you need to be on the big screen.

[volnessj]

haha perhaps because this has nothing to do with acting

[krisandkellyshow]

dan? daniel. danny? it's dan you're talking to...(:

[realityisrelative89]

if i had to spend the holidays by myself i would get nelly too. but you know i'm not opposed to drinking by myself haha

but you're not really alone, because you have all of us youtubers, so cheer up :)

[CassolinaGee]

Jordon I have missed your videos! Please make more, happy holidays =]

[siggasoffa]

Ur so cute ;*

But its so sad that your alone during the holidays =(

[covynscorner]

HA! I had to listen again because I thought you said 'This chick had Enya growing in her stomach!' - Oh - that made my morning!

[PerezHilton]

Sending you hugs!

xoxo

[volnessj]

thanks boo

[Goobian]

Very cool. I know you kept on saying you were bored the other night but I couldn't think of anything for you to do lol. I didn't want you to drink but you obviously can do whatever you want to and I have to respect that. Love you Jordan :)

[47claymore]

well, they must be great people to have around and lots of fun to be around if you miss them.

ugh, um, just don't touch it. I absolutly hate hallways like that! I'm so paranoid about hallways because there's only one way

anyway, I can't wait for the new episodes ^^ lol, I love you're dancing and ending -ah memories-

:3 ok ^^3

[And007]

haha love itr! :p

[cityscapesunrise]

your lykke li dance has made my life that much greater.

[lovehatehero4]

You were talking to Dan! ;DD

[lovehatehero4]

Dan?

[Babiboyitsleelee]

you are adorable

i would get drunk with you any day<3 :D

[itsdaniyeaa]

this is soo funny! rated 5 stars n subscribed :D

[bryonyisadork]

loving the pictures on the wall. though i didnt manage to figure out what they all said underneath them.

[francisjutras90]

haha! the dancing was fucking hot and all over the place, i loved it.

[Girrafeblue22]

I got drunk for the first time last night. I learned that I am horribly horny, and that I talk sooooo much!

[yuriyaoilove13]

'the dude bro' LOL

this video is funny, and doesn't make you look like an alcoholic, just severely bored

[Sabrina7722772]

today when i was trying to find out what was in my wrapped christmas present i blurted out "IZ A BOX"

i still don't know why i did that

[jabazzy]

I want to cuddle you and shit. Forever.

Your dancing made me so hot too. Yum.

[yaboyeric]

this maid me smile : )

[skywards16]

you shaved your armpits? :P

[volnessj]

i normally do

[skywards16]

doesn't it really itch... like i shaved down below and it itched like hell. i bet you really wanted to know that...

[volnessj]

haha no it doesn't itch

girls shave their armpits and theirs don't itch haha

[Rawrzellers]

@volnessj: Well when the hair starts to grow back it itches D: well at least for me.

[twilightlover112233]

@volnessj i hav th same phone as u!

[castellijm]

i love the portraits behind you. what does the caption below yours say?

[OMGitsaBLAST]

the slut?

[volnessj]

hahahha yeah i'm the slut

[castellijm]

hahaha xD

[rianBrich]

Continued...

9) Go to the library and check out the art section.

10) Visit an antique store.

11) Take a long hot bath with lit candles around you.

12) Go see a movie.

13) Shave off all your body hair.

14) J.O.

15) Pickup some cute boy on the street and bring him home and have your way with him.

16) Go straight for a day (good luck with that).

Merry Holidays!!!

[rianBrich]

I Love LOve LOVe LOVE! that you posted this vid. If you get totally bored when your roomies are away you can... 1) Make a piece of art then give it to a complete stranger on the street. 2) Volunteer at a local soup kitchen. 3) Visit a local art gallery or museum. 4) Write a letter to a soldier in Iraq or Afghanastan. 5) Hit the thrift stores. 6) Read a good book. 7) Go for a long walk. 8) Ride a bus you have not been on before. Continued...

[khaaleeyfa]

rice...

i mean nice drunk video.. at least your didn't take off all your clothes and run all ovveer the place?

[volnessj]

hehe i did before i made the video

[khaaleeyfa]

hahah. that must have been fun?

[edgarae1]

This was effing amazing. The loneliness of being left behind is the worst.

[PerezLuvo8]

this was soo funny! had me laughing the whole time. and youre right, if i was home alone id get drunk my myself too.

[silvershots2]

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are you always blitzed in your vids?

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merry christmas

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[jazzw0rth]

12/20/09 Is perhaps my favorite day of this year.

[Briar246]

Now I don't feel as bad that I did this yesterday.

Also your dance at 6:33 was a bit creepy, not going to lie. I blame the hallway.

[greencow423]

Haha that's how I dance when I've got some drinkies in me.

[windy135]

So weird I lived there when I went to the U and the hall ways are long and freaky. Also I have the same phone as you. Sigh. I'm going to end up seeing you some day in Minneapolis and I'll freak out and say omg I watch you on youtube. That will rock.. or creep you out. But rock for me. :P

[vclamp]

Happy hangover day Jordan.

And you know what's good for a hangover? That's right, homemade cookies!

[volnessj]

I'll be making cookies with Karen tomorrow

but I don't get hang overs

[OMGitsaBLAST]

...then you aren't drinking enough

[dianasof]

I've never been drunk by myself, I need to try it sometime. The closest I've been was when I poured myself a glass of leftover wine to go with my grilled cheese sandwich. Classy, right? And I did get a tiny bit buzzed.

[itzmelodyy]

hahah, you're amazing (:

[yeahhimynameiscool]

you're the male version of me. period.

when i'm drunk and when i'm sober:)

[Cristaaaaal44]

drunk dance party. i think this needs to happen between you, me, and Jazz. shoot.

[soupisgood201]

you are such a hot mess, i love it.

[Cadwaladr]

I love you.

[IntenserestLllamaMel]

LMFAO.

My love for you ballooned beyond natural bounds. ={D

[burythecastle]

you and lykke li are the sexiest combo evarrr. :P

ohh jordan. youre my favorite.

[bonbinallo]

what a shit mess

[rumpeybabes]

i miss you jordan,

i love this video.

<3

Molly

[SonyaWillBBCP]

ahahah amazee :)

your skills of dancing are skillful :)

[Mcsinging123]

i loved thiss

you are amazing!

[matiou479]

What's the name of that trippy song?

I heard it once before I don't remember where.

[myrobotscooler]

you. are so. amazing.

[MiniPezz]

you are honestly one of the most amusing persons i have ever come across. <3

[nicole3220]

I watched that lost tape! XD

[volnessj]

hahahahahahah

that shit was fucked up

[nicole3220]

@volnessj they always are...what's with this @ business? I'm not in the internet loop these days

[volnessj]

haha it started on twitter. That's how you reply to someone on twitter. It's carried on to other websites as well now. It's a disease.

[lairddouglas]

Oh my god ... This is so awesome.

silly and free.

Rock your awesome self.

[lairddouglas]

Oh ... Jordan.

Drinking alone. Oh how depressing.

Oh Jordan ... it is a spiderbite ... wash it with soap and water.

I think you need to put on the holly jolly christmas song just like home alone.

Stay Cute.

[wtfiskat]

J, you are adorable in all kinds of ways.

Love that sign off. Nelly for life. <3

[volnessj]

eff that noise!

[UncleBym]

noise??? sorry for being sociable.

Merry Christmas!

[xeoroq]

You always post such lovely music in the backgrounds of your videos.

Merry Christmas :)

[OMGitsaBLAST]

you have a thing for black people, don't you.

[volnessj]

what?

Did i say something about black people?

[linguistmuz]

I feel so sad for you that you're all alone this Christmas. :(

But don't forget that you are a-m-a-z-i-n-g. There's nothing a SuperJordan can't handle!

[TheSchimmi]

Come Fargo. It would be awesome to have a crazy insane superstar in Fargo. Lol.

[volnessj]

um dude I'm from Fargo. I just moved out of Fargo like 5 months ago. I HATED Fargo.

[Faeribear08]

You have a real knack for physical comedy (I don't mean your dancing, but your gestures and expressions).

[volnessj]

hmmm i've never heard that

fascinating

[adean2]

I feel like there should be some sort of intervention, lol.

[volnessj]

wrong!

I'M FINE!

i'm fineeeeeeeeee!

[WhipItIntoShape]

<3 Lykke Li

[Blueaveo3568]

That sucks that you can't go home. Merry X-mas to you Jordan.

[Dracofav]

OMG That is a scary hallway. It's got horrible feng shui, and I can totally picture that girl from the grudge crawling down it.

On a happier note I _love_ Lykke Li oh, and the photos/nicknames for all the roommates is awesome :)

[meaganfeagan]

you would get along wondrously with my friend jenica. she gets nelly alone too.

[whataboutadam]

where do you live? is that a dorm? it looks SO NICE.

i cant wait to the day you make an hour long video, i'll rate it 5 stars and watch it all.

[volnessj]

hahah adam you are my favorite

Do you realize this is like the only comment you've left that's more than lik 3 words long? hahahah love it

It's student housing for my school. It's an apartment with 4 bedrooms.

I'm glad you like my long ass videos. I will have to make an hour long one just for you.

[edgehaedjr]

OMG, this has to be my current favourite video on the tube! *Favs it*

"This has been another episode of Mike's Super Short Show. Thanks for watching!" LOVE IT! :D

[lorena93CHESTER]

yay you actually made the video! (:

i didn't think you were serious when i read ur tweet yesterday

[caitiex]

Lykke Li <3

[HenhousetheRed]

Do you shave your pits?

[volnessj]

mmmmmmm

no they are naturally hairless

[krisandkellyshow]

there we go! we missed the immature/ drunken jordan! fuck your new "college life" videos, this one is like...jesus. thank you for making our christmas with your nonsense(:

[HenhousetheRed]

You have to work on Christmas? Lame, Jordan. Lame.

[lemoncookies321]

haha I know you'll probably disagree with me but you really do get sexier with every video. even when you're sloppy and drunk. (: luv yaaa.

[volnessj]

hahah it's probably just the tank top

hahah

"It's like a tank top." - Miley C.

[NichisStuff]

In this video you remind me of Judy Garland singing "just stay with me til after the holidays".

[meowmeowmitchell]

ill come drink wit ya I yaaaa lets get blasted!!!

[lukesuperman]

what were you drinking ?!

[volnessj]

motha' fucka' say what?!

[ghostalks]

That looks like necrotizing fasciitis.

[greenromancepark]

=D Mikes super short show!!! OMG! =DD

[greenromancepark]

Haha ily Jordan so much. xD

[DanicaJammin]

you're a hot mess, i miss you.

[volnessj]

come home mama

[musicon1110]

I <3 Lykke Li! Nice song choice.

This video makes me love you. Especially the drunken dancing and stumbling into walls.

There are no words.

[Ejwoods08]

Haha there was nothing super short about that, Jordan ;)

But I love the reference. <3

[branflakes0909]

wow.

[Agriking]

Full of the Christmas Cheer I see.

[Maddoxhardcore]

This might be one of the greatest videos in my life.

I like when you sort of brokedown over your love for Dan.

I love him too and would probably do the same had I been drinking,

The dancing was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

The end was amazing.

I want to drink with you.

[volnessj]

let's bathe in wine and turn off the lights and play naked tag

[laughingatyourface]

...You're so charming <3

[misspotential]

watching this made me want to get drunk lol ummm what music did you use ??

[jeweetwelcaspar]

The music he used was from the artist Lykke Li.

[misspotential]

thanx

[jeweetwelcaspar]

your welcome.

[raunch24]

hahahahahahahh

[Gayguy7575]

sexy boy i wish i had you in my bed

[volnessj]

this would be the only comment that has a thumbs up. You sick bastards.

[JohnnyA]

Happy Holidays =) you should use your time to clean that place LOL you are not an alcoholic i totally understand you =) be happy

[flavoredcorpsebloppo]

I am not even kidding- you are my music clone. AKA you have really good taste.

[SuperAmazingPeter]

Superb! Amazing! Super! Hot!

Jordan you make my days a million times better!

[cruztheeel]

second song the dancing bit name now or i will burn an orphanage down and give a bunch of angels the aids

[volnessj]

what? I have no idea what you are trying to say hahahah

[JugginsJosh]

lol makes me laugh :) merry christmas , i didnt realise u were friends with tiffany , she helped me so much with my channel and now ive nearly got 1000 subs, <3

[tiffanymondesir]

daniel's account got hacked :(

NOO! my love!

haha and you're fantastic- so is your dancing!

[volnessj]

i know

but he has a new one now

[GuruMN]

Excellent song choice, my hardcore nerd friend.

You flush out like crazy dude.

[volnessj]

Im your nerd friend?

What does it mean to flush out?

hahah

[GuruMN]

Your face is all red with the drinkey.

[AnaJSavic]

aha i love you

[meggers505]

you're amazing.