Roast of Charlie Sheen

[arikitten]

he is so hot

[MrOverhand]

Somebody please tell me who the gorgeous woman at 1:30-1:32 is? I've noticed she is always at the Comedy Central Roasts, but i never know who she is. I know i've seen her somewhere else but i just can't figure where

[Shane30794]

@MrOverhand Maria Menounos

[MrOverhand]

@Shane30794 Aaawww sweet, she's Greek too?

I just searched her and she said she's never been to one of these roasts... BULLSHIT

[mdonoyan1]

Anthony and Patrice...two comedic legends. fuck seth macfarlane

[latininxtc]

I just realized he has the same closeout statement for this roast as he did with Donald Trump.

[NoGloveNoLove18]

This guy is absolutely brutal (In a good way). In my opinion one of the funniest american comedians around .. if u pause the vid at 3:16 , he looks really evil to me Lol (:

[cpthornman]

His Micheal J Fox joke was flat out wrong and funny as hell. I felt so bad for laughing. One of the best jokes in a roast for sure.

[cheechanchux]

Anthony, you're a monster.......AT COMEDY!!!...rip Patrice

[The1AndOnlyDEADPOOL]

dude is funny as fuck.

[suladas1]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i'd have one dollar......

[Freakalika]

@wizzenbogger because theyre tryna cover up their own stupidity. its wrong to ask someone if their child has down syndrome but its okay to suggest abortion if they find out ur child does have it. disgusting

[LondonPride25]

Jeselnik is a stand-up's stand-up.

[SuperScoooty]

Dude is hilarious. Why and I just now seeing him?

[chesney121]

That Islam joke wasn't shown on Comedy Central (UK) when I saw it.

[utube2344]

@chesney121 fucking oversensitive muslims.

[utube2344]

@DarkReapersGrim Im not American. I thought Islam is about peace? Why are you insulting me like this? You religious morons are all hypocrites not to mention crazy.

[DarkReapersGrim]

@utube2344 Right the shitbag bitching about how he didn't get to see a joke wants to make peace his first priority. Quit huffing and puffing asinine.

[DarkReapersGrim]

@utube2344 Fuck you-shitbag. Like there's free speech in america. Quit deluding yourself-american trash.

[wizzenbogger]

why did they bleep out the "downs" from downs syndrome

[LondonPride25]

Once Ricky Gervais hangs up his hat for the Golden Globes, this guy should take over and do an act like this. He'd kill it. Came here on the recommendation of 2 of the best British comics, Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle, and glad I did. Hilarious.

[lostfan73]

He killed.

[callmewestern]

His joke about Steve-O's suicide really hurt his feelings. You can tell Steve-O was actually hurt by it.

[flipmode51]

yo i love this guys personality..its creepy but in a weird way i have the same sarcastic personality

[STREETRACEN4U]

"for that special lady who wants to smell like Who gives a fuck!" haha i laughed for bout a half hour when i first heard that! hahhah it gets me every time! just wish it was uncensored like the netflix version was.

[kissmyass682]

I didn't get the Michael J. Fox, or the Seal joke, can some1 explain?

[Tensen01]

@kissmyass682 Michael J Fox left Spin City because his Parkinson's was getting too bad. Charlie Replaced him. And Seal has severe scarring on this cheeks.

[iEATcookiies]

@Tensen01 Thanks bro now I finally get that joke LOL.

[Fallout5193]

@kissmyass682 Michael J. Fox has a Parkinson's disease, which means his body isn't able to remain still. Charlie Sheen replaced him on the show Spin City. Seal, the singer, has some weird black bump things on his face. Google a picture.

[tjwells]

I love the smile on his face after he does the Islam joke. He's so proud of that one.

[MsEpicChannel]

too few black people..i never get this joke. someone help!!

[DUCETEAM2D]

@MsEpicChannel he basically sayin' nobody wants a bunch of black around

[chesney121]

@MsEpicChannel

Like no one complains when there isn't black people around.

[SuchAPrettyMess]

Your life looks like the first two minutes of Law & Order: SVU.... hysterically funny!!!!

[stocker104]

the champion of having more shit on your face than Seal

[jeffkools]

"I find it interesting that you have your own line of perfume, for that special someone, who wants to smell like who gives a fuck."

[bek2181bridget]

This kid is fucking genius

[jtirpak93]

anthony jeselnik is one of the funniest comedians out there today, too bad people aren't smart enough to understand how funny his jokes really are.

[ReginaldMaulding]

Patrice was the only one who got the Pryor reference. Awesome shit, RIP

[drudafuture1]

some names of a richard pryor albums are, This nigger is crazy, holy smoke, L.A Jail, wanted , supernigger.... this is a few names of some of his albums.

[thaproducer9]

lol his smirk is awesome

[ReservoirDog129]

i bet u fry yur hands before u bite your finger nails lol

[lostfan73]

The "you regret it" and "too few black people" had me on the floor.

[jonadamich]

I like how he showed his appreciation for being there at the end, similarly as he did in the trump roast.

[63FreireDragon]

Jesus Christ this was good

[redheadcover]

and patrice is dead now.... :(

[mintedllama]

Thumbs up if you googled Richard Pryor albums after seeing this. The fact that Patrice got it so quickly was rather impressive considering he had to recollect albums he probably listened to years ago, and on top of that recall album titles of comedy records which are not exactly memorable. The quick back and forth between Anthony and Patrice was one of the best parts of the show. RIP Patrice.

[andrew12341231]

this guy was brilliant

[thatguy2647]

"Your not supposed to think the joke in itself is funny, but rather the preception of the character." Oh, no wonder I think Colbert is never funny.

[littlemykey3000]

"...who wants to smell like who gives a fuck."

wow that was just a brilliant way to describe kate walsh!! xD

[aaronbrent84]

"You know what people never say? Too few black people." Like a boss

[CrazyCatfish14]

@aaronbrent84 Funniest shit ever.

[kizbo]

you can't say downs on television?

[ThePedoSmile1]

"Patrice O'Neal is here, you literally can not miss him." lol holy shit havent laughed that hard in a while.

[Jpower24]

.... too few black people.

best part

[HiDefAlexander]

Where was the Evander Holyfield joke? "Evander Holyfield was going to be here tonight but...He was too busy...Being retarded.

[burtonxboarder]

I'm pretty sure they censored one of his jokes

[datlibra17]

my favorite part was his comeback to Patrice's "too many white" ppl statement... im black and i found that hilarious! the more black ppl there are in the audience, the more i find it funny when a white comedian tells an offensive joke about black ppl, because you can just feel the mood go from happy laughter to "....really?" lmao

[Grassdragoon]

EVERYONE but Mike Tyson was mean, that's the point of the roast... but no one is actually an asshole there. They were all having fun and didn't take it personally. Though at the end, Patrice was fucking pissed lol, they did go hard on him. Poor Mike Tyson, he tried his best, but it was so embarrassing.

[deucemcdrop]

shut the fuck up you loser

[BoogieWithStew]

Comedy LIKE A BOSS.

[DJKorosiv]

why was down syndrome bleeped.....?

[DirtyNeEdLeZ69]

"You look like you deepfry your hands before you bite your fingernails" - Fucken BRUTAL!!!!! The man!

[stocker104]

the champion of having more shit on your face than Seal. LOL!!

[ronaldinhoakka3000]

this guy is pretty hilarious

[SickOfBlogRot]

'Too few black people' - Prison?

[jejo02]

I just saw Michael J Fox yesterday speaking at my old college....it was sad to see him like that but I couldn't help thinking of that MJF joke...lol hilarious

[AshArcherMusic]

lol the Michael J Fox joke

[dogbert102010]

the open micer stole the show! lol so mean!

[sjbcatcher]

"When Seth MacFarlane does something, by God he repeats the living shit out of it." hahahahaha funny cuz its so true!

[SUiCide7thstreet]

Smells like who gives a fuck. haha that was fukin funny as fuk. that was funny shit rite there.

[frankrizzo51]

Delivery counts. His is great for his jokes. Greg Giraldo worked faster and his worked.

[sjbcatcher]

we all laughed when he said the Michael J. Fox joke, but we all died a little inside, too.

[jonpotocki]

ladies and gentlemen! the next geraldo! RIP THE KING OF COMEDY!

[JackBuck44]

CHARLIE, YOU ARE A MONSTER.

[nolachurch]

hot piece of funny ass!!!!!

[wspont]

This guy is pretty fuckin funny. Hes getting a show too so hopefully he does his thing with it.

[Dust4Vomit]

list of richard pryor albums (courtesy wikipedia) A …And It's Deep Too! The Anthology (1968–1992) B Bicentennial Nigger C Craps (After Hours) E Evolution/Revolution I ...Is It Something I Said? L L.A. Jail R Richard Pryor (album) R cont. Richard Pryor: Here and Now Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip T That Nigger's Crazy W Wanted: Live in Concert

[mmtna]

that richard pryor joke bombed and patrice o neal just tried to help him out

[PillClinton19]

Waaaaaaaaaaa! Someone call the waaaaaaambulance for the crybabys that are offended, grow up its comedy

[stocker104]

look at Jon Lovatiz at 2:48

[stocker104]

Seth Macfarlane was supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes that hit the WTc but he missed the flight

[GnarlyCarly1308]

he was ok but at trumps he was awesome i mean he must have given all the good jokes to his girlfriend cuz she killed that shytt!

[ladawg81]

Jeselnik is the best

[ajaxrules1975]

Jeselnik was by far the best

[lilbitchoc]

Loved the Michael J. Fox joke. But he was better at the Trump Roast.

[mztweety1374]

Anthony youre just there because Greg Giraldo ....isnt.

[mrmakeitrein]

@mztweety1374 Yet you watched him, so how dumb do you feel right now after reading this? 1-10

[halcyon0830]

Why was that Islam joke even allowed at this Roast ??

If that joke was about Judaism than IT WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ALLOWED ON TV.

[lilbitchoc]

@halcyon0830 No rules. It's a roast bub.

[pjicleanair420]

@halcyon0830 Did you not hear him use the word kyke??

[mrmakeitrein]

@halcyon0830 So him saying if you were allowed to call execs Jew Kykes and keep your job then everyone would do it wasn't a shot at Jewish people? Hahaha

[pjicleanair420]

Jeff Ross is a dingle berry on the asshole of success.....what a hack

[pjicleanair420]

I find it ironic they are allowed to say fuck shit ect.... but the word down syndrome is out of line. lol

[skill14]

Jeselnik said Comedy Central wouldnt let him do Tyson rape jokes. He said, "Everyone loves Tyson. Even that girl he raped lost $500 on the Holyfield fight"

"Mike Tyson never had strong male influence growing up because his father left the family after Mike raped him" - lol.

They shouldve let him do it

[Jobi14]

"For that special lady...who wants to smell like who gives a f@&k." :D

[Slade6561]

Some of you don't realise he is playing a character. He doesn't believe anything he's saying. He creates a character when he does comedy. His character is a person who says offensive, insensitive things. It's something comedians do so you can laugh at them, not with them. Your not supposed to think the joke in itself is funny, but rather the preception of the character. You think Stephen Colbert believes any of the right wing nonsense he says on his tv show, no it's a character.

[Nemesis0300]

@Slade6561 It's good to know someone understands his mastery of Dark Humor and Misdirection. But he actually disguises his master jokes in a character.

It's like he plays 4 major roles in one joke -- he has far more talent than anyone else on that stage.

[AmericaJustin]

@Slade6561

There's a difference between doing that on a TV show and doing that in real life.

[fly8oy51]

@AmericaJustin Comedy is a performance art....its an act.

[lankeysob]

@Slade6561 Sure because it makes more sense then stuff idiotic left wing stuff that Stewart says...

[SMCStudio]

black joke was the most hilarious joke by far. pure comedy!

[sniygley]

Got he killed

[hayese36]

much more mean than funny-is anyone at this roast actually funny? besides looking at mikes goofy a@@ face

[realdeal119]

this guy is a fuckin racist. The joke about the pryor album was too far. One of pyors albums names is "nigger" and that what he was referring to mike. I love how comedy central uses the roasts as a scapegoat to let white comedias show their racism. Patriece was the only professional at the roast who was origianl and unscripted. Everyone else took the easy way out and racist bullshit or other expected shit. What about the stevo joke about his friend dieing This roast made me sick.

[magicalmike69]

@realdeal119 boo hoo, cry baby

[magicalmike69]

@magicalmike69 no im purple

[Blake1288]

@realdeal119 You mad bro? 

[Sicsetsicx]

@realdeal119 BICENTENNIAL NIGGER, THAT NIGGERS CRAZY, LA JAIL, WANTED ALL RICHARD PRYOR ALBUMS N THT SHIT WASNT RACIST IF U BLACK IT WAS FUCKN FUNNY N THT SHIT TRU

U PROBLY FUCKN WHITE SHUT TH FUCK UP WE DIDNT THNK IT WAS RACIST CUZ NO WHITE PPL GOT IT

[realdeal119]

@Sicsetsicx youre fuckin white so of course it was funny to you. You would flapping your fuckin gums if pauil was on that set sayin racist shit about non-blacks. I doubt your black. Youre probably another race whose obsessed with the black culture as usual.

[Sicsetsicx]

@realdeal119 NO IM BLACC N I DIDNT GET MAD NO1 ELS DID ITS A ROAST

DONT GET MAD WHITE BOY CUZ WE GIV A SHIT WHT U THINK

[fixitluis]

@realdeal119 your an idiot

[realdeal119]

@fixitluis How am i an idiot dumbass? You sayin that shit cause you not black. Youre either white or hispanic. lol And if youre hispanic and the hispanic race was attacked, your ass would get mad. Dumb ass hoe. And if your white and paul mooney was up there roastin white people, youre dumbass would get mad

[fixitluis]

@realdeal119 these roast are meant to attack everything, from religions to crime to sex to race to diseases, if you cant take it dont ever watch a roast again thats what all these comedians do take a punch at life

[realdeal119]

@fixitluis i know it was a roast but come on man. He basically called tyson a nigger. Does that even sound like professional comedy to you? Its not. I love comedy but that shit was far. . Patriece didnt once use race in a offensive way ans neither did tyson. Even with the flavor flav roast, he was supposed you come from the sky ad they told katt williams to call him a monkey. Thats comedy?Again, your race wasnt attacked so u dont understand. The tables would turn if paul mooney was there

[Nemesis0300]

@realdeal119 Oh my god you're a pussy. Didn't they teach you fucking queers that sticks and stones shit..?

It's dark comedy -- if you don't think it's appropriate, then go watch Disney.

[realdeal119]

@Nemesis0300 fuck you bitch. You dont even know what comedy is, Robin williams is comedy. Dave chappelle is comedy, so is eddie murphy and so on. That shit at that roast was amateur. COmedy is when you can be fuckin original instead of using race, religion,etc to make jokes. The majority of them took that route. Patriece and shatner were the only 2 with originality and substance. The others took the easy way out. Its gettin old cause every roast on comedy central has whites bringing up race.

[SirCharlington]

@realdeal119 You preach your stupid racism is not comedy shit, but Dave Chapelle has SO much racist material. He's still a great comic, you're just being contradictory.

[realdeal119]

EVery roast comedy central has is the same format. They get one or two blacks to attended and have them cornered with race jokes. EVERY TIME. Is that shit neccessary? Im just sayin. Its gettin fuckin old. It shows how much of a fuckin amateur comedian you are when you gotta make race,or deep personal attacks to be funny instead of being animated in ur jokes. Comedy central will never do a roast with the majority being minorities whether black,hispanic,etc and one or 2 whites. Im just sayin.

[fixitluis]

@realdeal119 yjey are called tokjen black people, if it was a majority of black people it would be called the apollo

[realdeal119]

@fixitluis Please learn to type fuckin English then maybe it will be funny.

[jadenaturals]

I've listened to a few interviews with AJ and know that while he gets a thrill at pushing the boundaries of good taste, he has no desire to actually call anyone a nigger. The victory of that joke was that it was well-crafted and elitist enough that one would only know that it's "offensive" if the listener a) likes Richard Pryor enough to know the names of all of his albums, b) therefore, tolerates comedy that uses that kind of language, and c) considers Mike Tyson to be a crazy nigger.

[Sunnymuffinsz]

@realdeal119 how are you honestly going to sit there and place restrictions on comedy because YOU think people went too far?

[FlyingFrog]

Yes! A Spin City joke!

[mjordan1998]

I think Anthony is my favorite. That richard pryor joke was awkward though...

[TheWhizzkid23]

Mike Tyson you will always be the champion....the champion for having more shit on your face than Seal! #LOL

[Rapterr15]

why the hell was the "down" in down syndrome bleeped. its a real syndrome. what a joke

[0TheBestMan]

Some richard pryor album titles include... "That Nigger's Crazy", "Are you Serious???", "Outrageous", "Insane", and "Supernigger". lolol

[Diablo112687]

He says that about Richard Pryor because some of his albums have the word nigger in them... that is a killer joke... Of course nobody would get that... or almost nobody... I did not get it either...

[aslan45]

loved his jab at seth macfarlane

[ggordonpalmer]

One of richard Pryor Albums was called "That Nigga Crazy"

[ggordonpalmer]

@J0rdanP23 That Nicca Crazy

[efruge]

just peed my pants at work. need a 30 minute lunch break to go home and change

[alltimelow0907]

anthony jeselnik is an asshole!

[patriots378]

"kate walsh...i dont watch that stupid show your on"

[nickj116]

The "too few black people" was killer. Had me rolling.

[MetrazolElectricity]

@nickj116 It's true ... even with 0 black ppl you'd wish there were fewer ...

[nickj116]

@MetrazolElectricity Now that's just racist, man. Jeselnik's comment was just a joke.

[MetrazolElectricity]

@nickj116 it's alright, I have one and half black friends... I'm immune

[fixitluis]

@nickj116 i never knew how someone can save themselves, that takes intelligence

[ezioauditore1122]

@nickj116 I agree, i could not stop laughing after that lol

[k1ng0fswa9]

@nickj116 idgaf...lol. racist or not...that shit had this black person rolling!!! lol

[danielcaan]

"Kate Walsh, You have a perfume, for that special lady that wants to smell like who gives a fuck." - Best joke of the night.

[Nemesis0300]

@frootloopsfan What a fucking sentence -- I hope you're not serious.

God AJ is hilarious, though.

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

i love jeselnik he's always so fuckin brutal

[fixitluis]

what made this roast amazing no situation

[fixitluis]

what made this roast amazing no situation

[The77barney]

Everyone did alright......but it would've been great to see Greg Geraldo

[jakstrance]

@The77barney RIP Greg Geraldo

[PublicICON]

@The77barney

Yea R.I.P to Greg Geraldo he was a good roaster. Miss him

[KIWI897]

@PublicICON I'm so sad Greg is gone too. He would have loved to do this one!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad we're never gonna watch Greg's set! It would have been killer!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gregmire07]

@The77barney Maybe you should spell his name right, dumbass

[The77barney]

@Gregmire07 Oh shit.....it's the spelling police!!!!! - Maybe you should get a life instead of scrolling down You Tube comments so you can correct spelling mistakes......

[greenshirt33]

Holy shit God hates Micael J. Fox!!!!!