2001 HAL gone mad

[AcidTripFilms]

In space, no one can hear you fart..

[Timnaldo]

Normally I hate stuff like this, but this one almost made my cry of laugther. Very well done.

[zahnloservampir]

just a moment...

[GodBlessNess]

Dave's expression is what wins this. It's perfect!

[MrAnthony10001]

I thougt this was garbage when the arts came in. But...

[VicksyCat]

I joined the dislike crew. :P

[maglanos]

comment no 155

[Keldorn87]

AHHAHHAHHAHAHH watch this drunk it is SOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

[theflowersland]

My tears come out so much for the first time because of laughing!! This is so funny......

[Doctor699]

lol and he wanted to get back in? Imagine the smell!

[London667568]

Dave (At The End): Where the hell did that come from?

HAL-9000: I'm Sorry Dave.

[TheAdultChild101]

In space, no one can hear you fart.

[joshmania7]

Hal....fart...HAL.....fart....­HAAAAAL! im sorry dave lollll genius

[Vot63]

Fucking idiot!

[63gstone]

I'm sorry Dave...

[picollo13]

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[cardboardboxeater]

That was fucking funny!! Top marks!!

[THE1andONLYHairfish]

I lol'ed. I'm so juvenile...

[w848]

you've got a great sence of humor...

[MrCausePain]

Looks like giant sperm in outer space!

[Doctor699]

@MrCausePain Sperm swim the best, like in the ocean of space!

[GuitarCoversLessons]

all these people who are pissed off need to shut the fuck up its a god damn minute it didn't kill you i mean what else were you gonna do in that minute... NOTHING!

[RedfireBlueice]

OMFG! I'm so damn rolling!!!!! Thank you for loading this up! I needed a good laugh!

[GetzuCero]

hahahahaha!!!!!

[luvpump1]

excellant !  :)

[treefrog2108]

i named my dog hal. every now and then just for kicks i shout at him ,,open the pod bay doors hal! he just looks at me with contempt. do you think i should throw him away and get an iquana?

[johnnylifeson]

Pathetic , what a waste of time..

[canary11141]

Hal needs to use the toilet, Please.

[kittypie070]

Holy Jesus F*ck, a farting computer....

[tangerinekiller74]

lol

just a moment... just a moment...

[clemsonman0503]

would be funny if i was 12. I want my minute back.

[DerAdventurer]

ROFL! HAL had no education! LOL

[SpartanXLVIII]

LOL, this didn't actually happen in the movie, did it?

[jonbotone]

i am afraid i cant do that

famous line

[LadySierraSays]

That was a good sceen , I love this movie outta all the space movies ever made still by far bar none the best

[Viz731]

@LadySierraSays  why not star wars? this is one of the great ones but it was to depressing how it was made...god bless

[LadySierraSays]

@Viz731 , Ya true that 2 , does sorta seem like one big bummer things just going from bad to worst , definatly Star Wars one of the all time huge greats , 4-sure !!!!

[Bolshevikpirayan]

now i know where those gas-novas come from

[Bolshevikpirayan]

lol i almost choke on my food 0:57-1:03 he keeps shitting faster and faster

[Bolshevikpirayan]

now i know how those gas-novas are born...

[1Nightmare1UHQ]

If this was the original scene, it would have been the most exciting scene of the movie.

[TOPTENSHITTEROFPOWER]

hahahaha!!! how is this not 5 star!?

[pipisqueak]

bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[canary11141]

Just a moment, just a moment.......PPPPPPoooopppXD

[bongolongo]

I can't stop laughing...thought it was a serious clip.

[Zachdraft]

fuck dude does anybody have the original one posted? all i can find is this stupid one

[TheGodParticle]

Hahahahaha!!!! very good.

[UnknownRex]

this was weak.

[CBPCorps]

lol

0:57

Dave: Hal..Hal..HAL!

[kphantom14]

xD Wow... that's hilarious.

[duvdevanik]

hahahah I was showing my 5 year old daughter thinking this was a real version!! She laughed even more than me.

thanks'

[xShad0wGhostx]

My God, it's full of farts.

[bongolongo]

LOL someone's gotta make the full movie version.

[porygonlover322]

dumb. 1*

[lagousi]

omg ,omg i can´t stop laughing omg its soo funny i can´t help it..

[braxfax]

some guy at work linked me this thinking he could tell me where he got the "I'm sorry" tone from that he says to me, was funny when he didn't watch the whole thing before sending it ;)

[vonpiro]

Awful.... but i laught jeje

[LadySierraSays]

I'd be like WHAT-THE-HAL ????

[millgrl]

Awkward, HAL.

[0theglow0]

Die in a fire. Also - five stars and fav.

[FluffyGryphon]

I hate this. It's terrible... But I laughed. I hate you.

[zappyhod]

5 stars man...lolllll...

[dumbnetworks]

fart!

[1Nightmare1UHQ]

Just a minute, just a minute...

[1Nightmare1UHQ]

Just a moment, just a moment...

(is what I meant)

[Marthvideos]

In space, no one can hear you fart...

[LoudMutes]

To all the people getting mad at the content, and the lack of sophistication... It isn't the fart that makes it funny, so much as how well it fits in even though there's hardly any editing aside from the noise.

[cheerleader0019]

ffffffuny

[niceg45]

"Without your space helemt dave, that would be rather difficult!"

OMG that HAL!

[Doctor699]

@niceg45 Without his space helmet he is going to find a rather bad odour in there!

[drplbiftin]

seriously unfunny

[niceg45]

hal is a force to be recond with!!!!!

[upupsteru]

oh my fucking god that shit was funny. i hate these fart things but that snuck up on me and i could not stop laffing

[healingdaily]

Well done.

Ceci est absolument genial!

[TheCrazyRipper]

THIS REALLY SUCKS

[goldenzelon]

>.>

[CDonahue94]

i finnaly found it again so funny

[WillRock07]

hahaha :P

[Kristofferan]

5/5

[stekizineach]

HAHAHAno

[Libertarian001]

AHAHAHAHA!!!

[JanineRobin]

oh god i know it's childish but i laughed my arse off

[1Nightmare1UHQ]

LOL, this is funny as shit. Finally, something I can watching from this movie without having to smoke weed.

[cheerleader0019]

that was soooooo funyy omg !!!! i love this hahaah lmao<3

[midknight9000]

way to fuck up a great scene with a fart joke!!!!

[Salzwiesenbahn]

very good!

[Wolftrap44]

LOLOL!!!!!

[TheCoolProfessor]

LMAO!!!

That's fucking cool!

[wolfborn10]

"without your space helmet dave, your going to find that part rather difficult"

Ok, that part made me laugh.

[Gatorade117]

just a moment.....frap

[polymath7]

How on Earth has this inane video garnered four and a half stars? It is evident that fart noises are all -and I do mean all- that is required to some people laugh.

[nmatech]

The sound of fart that echoes through the infinite black emptiness...

[NWN102]

Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[ProjectSmammi]

I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have, but I cracked up when this part came:

All right, Hal.

THHBT

Hal.

THHHBBTT

HAL!!!

THBBBTTTTT

I'm sorry, Dave.

[diseym]

pc or mac

[webboffin]

Oh yeah, a computer that farts how original. Well must be since Windows 98 was not invented for another 30 years since 1968.

Come on. Adding a fart noise does not make something automatically funny unless you are very easily amused. By some of the comments here some people are but funny needs to have some sophistication sometimes too.

Simple laughs are for simple people.

[am3930]

I watched about 6 or 7 videos just trying to find a fast example of some Hal dialog.

Sadly enough this is the most serious.

[blahdob]

without your space helmet dave?

[slashgnrfan101]

unfunny...way to ruin a classic clip faggot

[hellzone100]

ROFL

[Trapinnewyork44]

LOLOL NICE

[FreeGlobalEnergy]

Oh Shit, I'm Laughing so hard it hurts, Now that's hillarious!!!

So well done.

[Darknesssss]

just a moment xD

[wwgt]

what truly makes this soo funny is ,

the awkward moments of silence and

the " serious look " on the pilots face,

and of course the unblinking eye of Hal ..

who knows no " shame"

[wwgt]

oh man,,,there is enough methane in space already ..too funny !!

[captainkeoni]

still...hahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[captainkeoni]

hahahahahaahhaahahaahhahaahaha­hhahhahhaha

[purpledino64]

the farting was sorta funny but i really lolled at the helmet joke at the end

[XxXFl0oD3RXxX]

the end wasn't part of the joke... it really is there...

[SharpenedMango]

that is hilarious, anyone who didnt appreciate this truly elevated humour deserves to be shunted out of the nearest airlock

[allanxxx99]

I don't remember this in the movie. Is this a directors cut or something (maybe European version?).

[badracoon]

Definately not funny..

[Daniel55556]

now i know why he couldent go in because it was soooooooooooooooooooo bad he would die lol

[rmteixeira1981]

not funny......could be a clever joke. It's a simple humor and bad taste.

[FALL0FMAN]

sorry einstein

[binaryguru]

This must have been a deleted scene, you know, not enough time to show it in theatre.

YES!

[Xcelerate2000]

LOL! Yeah

[pokerslut530]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[gurselakay]

Lol Lolol..That was fun!!

[eddiealfo]

waaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

[spacedogs]

ahahahaha

[davidchenard]

That was unexpected. And so was that. That wasn't.

[noone64]

ahahahahah

[mrweberandme]

Hi,

I'm an avid 2001 fan and also an aficinado of toilet humor. I'm still laughing so much it hurts!

Amy

[4EON]

without his SPACE HELMET...hahaha

that's crazy

[josieldeassis]

Did HAL furt?

[cageo2207]

You're a shit eating maggot. How dare you try to debase a cinematic masterpiece. Slime your way back into the the genetic sludge pool you crawled out of. There's plenty of gas there for you to laugh at.

[RayCathode1]

Thus the crux of this classic Clarke/Kubrick cautionary tale: "Hey kids, NEVER forget your space helmet!"

[mmecharlotte]

Oh come on, even the most loyal of 2001 fans will find this amusing. I certainly enjoyed it.

[sowhatfilms]

lovethisstuff, you're a complete retard. Go watch crossroads now, don't miss the re-run.

[Oranguice]

You're an ass.

I got a giggle out of it.

[beenieben]

you should have HELLO DAVE! on it

[busyhive]

Stupid !

[SebastopolQueen]

Brilliant!

[lanswipe]

LOL!

[tonystewartisgod]

dude, HALs voice is creepy

[cosmo2593]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[FalconKPD]

......lol(?)

[SunriseSucks]

Sucks big time

[murlodin]

not funny

[ZB209]

epic fail

[maverickguy99]

Hello I am HAL!

[KillerClam73]

fail

[inuchan8]

well that's the problem with living in a giant peanut shaped space ship

[cdgonsalves]

can a computer pass really stinky gas? things that make u go 'hmmmm...?'

[LETERIC12]

lol

[supersonicgoku]

Ok.... *No comment*

[ukspankedyank]

Thee best and hardest laugh I've had in a long time.

[waggabiggadoo]

funfunny! :D didnt get the helmet part though. HAL sounds so gay, there could be a version drawing on that fact.....hehe

[javidholmes]

Hi, just to say if you didnt get it. ...."he didmt have one" ....Its saved to my favorites.

[inuchan8]

he needs a helmet so he can get fresh air

[iaintg0t0ne]

HAHAHA!!! love it!!

[dominicp2007]

Cool!

[funkyberry]

Haha! Classic!

[RadloffR]

At first it just seemed juvenile, but then we got the helmet line!

[writetosnowman]

lol!