Kevin Smith vs a heckler

[rvandell2]

LOL



[yam83]

Guess he ain't that "silent" now, is he? AHahaha

[rbeforme]

Maybe his dream was to get served by the great Kevin Smith...not a bad lot in life.

[leus07]

2 words. wear black and wear layers

[FroggyMasterMajora]

Haha Awesomeness

[storyofafailurex]

@ clugzo He wasn't defensive. He was clearly kidding with him. 

[clugzo]

it was a legit question .

i don't know why kevin got on the defensive

[benebrius]

@sarfyr And you have no rating. Zero. Zilch. Nada. NOTHING.

[MichaelScarn23]

what was that dumb ass thinking

[fretkills]

cock out of your mothers ass... ooooooooooohhh.. you make so much money selling what you think do better kevin...

[Sahfyr]

He's not funny, he never really has been and he's over rated. Thank Jay.

[xtrasauce]

Mom joke, yep, that's about the level of Kevin Smith's intellect.

[spadeofhartz]

wear black and wear layers hahahahhahahahahhahha my nigga hahahha

[bladerboy201]

don't ever troll the master of trolls.

[kingcollie]

haha that was great, I'm not a fan of Kevin Smith movies, I used to be but I'm still not fucking retarded enough to say/think his movies aren't original. Thats just fucking ludicrous. Dogma was one of the most OG films I've seen, along with Clerks and Mallrats. What a tool.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

Red State was wicked awesome btw

[hookerkill]

FOOL!! DOESN'T THAT IDIOT KNOW WHO KEVIN SMITH IS?!?!?! THE MOVIES HE'S MADE?!?!?! ITS LIKE AN INFANT PICKING A FIGHT WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR! NO MATTER THE SITUATION, THE OUTCOME WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME!!!!

[reasland]

that dick asked for that shit

[Xiety]

Now I'm gonna Pimp Away...

[sutibun21]

that was awesome

[davz1992]

1 - mother joke = shit

2 - the rest of it not as bad

[shad455]

@davz1992 mother jokes are classic. you're missing out.

[davz1992]

@shad455 they show a lack of creativeness and are therefore shit

[soothsaer]

@davz1992 You must be the idiot at Comic Con who asked the question in the video.. oh wait, you were born in 1992? and you're all of 19 yrs old.. yeah.. you opinions don't matter yet.. grow up and get a job first..then maybe we'll listen to ..SOMETHING you have to say... MAYBE.

[davz1992]

@soothsaer no that wasnt me, also im in university with a highly respected job at the end of it, i dont value your existance to make me want you to respect me, honestly your about as funny as cancer

[arseymcpherson]

@davz1992 Hey. When you get that highly respected job, make sure to figure out the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

[davz1992]

@arseymcpherson you're = you are

i think it'll be funny when you start losing your hair and die

problem solved

[arseymcpherson]

@davz1992 what a charmless little paedophile you are.

[davz1992]

@arseymcpherson i would also happily rape you yes, and watch you break down on the witness stand

[ShadowReign923]

@davz1992 he actually used "you are" the right way. you don't say "what a shameless little pedophile you're". You use it like this.

You're fucking stupid.

[davz1992]

@ShadowReign923 i'm fucking stupid? lmao

arseymcpherson - make sure to figure out the difference

i'm explaining the difference you mongoloid fuck pmsl

[ToneeRhianRose]

Haha! I love that even the heckler is laughing at the joke.

[chorizo1337]

i cant believe you clowns worship this loser, all he can do to defend himself is throw cheap insults about his mother back? What a loser

[asdisciple18]

Two words;  wear black and wear layers!

[T1meW4st3d]

Kinda...

[mesolovely1]

ya its not difficult to make fun of someone at comic con

[BOA323]

If youre not a comedian you should NOT try and take on a guy who makes jokes for a living. #fact

[glassessn]

Wow that was an extremely lame comeback. I mean the guy had it coming but seriously a mom joke. That kinda... well sucks.

[knightoftheday1]

Why i love Kevin Smith

[23HAMSANDWICH]

actually being concerned with kevin smiths acting is sad for a male of any age.

[BarFAN21]

2 faggot nerds hahaha

[tabber87]

A cock-in-your-mom's-ass comeback?

Wow. Kevin Smith is a genius...

[gragariousification]

hey what you have a criticism of the value of my artistic work?

well guess what I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER or something

[9162vb48]

Try saying it to his face -- outside.

He's just a no-talent coward with a microphone, who knows how to bring out the meanness in an audience.

[samuelgwhyte]

Kevin Smith is God

[gregorcollins]

Kev handled it epic-ly, but let's be honest, the nerd asked a legitimate question.

[mikefreak13]

Funny how ur mom jokes are are funny in real life lol

[mattrockstheworld1]

Bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnn!

[Zeon707]

Embarrassment.

[goredude7]

Yet another reason why kevin smith is my hero. I luv ya kev!

[Ollielad92]

Kevin Smith is a complete legend because of this

[pianoman15304]

of all the people to heckle...

[wickeddeadchick1313]

he leaves defeated haha

[iexusuxei]

Well, that was a poor result from everyone.

[mkmarsha2783]

can someone tell me what the heckler says? I couldn't understand any of it...thanks.

[bornin86]

@mkmarsha2783 along the lines of "do you ever plan on making an original movie with out the rehashing of your older characters (jay and silent bob most likely) that hasn't sucked."

[Darthsantana]

@mkmarsha2783 i think it was like " do you intend on making an original movie without using the same characters over and over" or something to that effect with a more negative connotation and curse words

[MrShredify]

This is called the "Jamie Foxx- I Am Your Conscious" syndrome and its is perfectly displayed here.

[petrino]

@MrShredify conscience? im pretty sure jamie fox is never Conscious.

[TheStocks5]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[soulsimplistic]

Was that the child of Bam Bam Bigelow? (RIP Bam)

[Alurcard100]

i like kevin smiths movies

[MrSeanlamkins]

Kevin Smith is awesome. His simple comebacks actually hit hard too haha.

[VeganStevenLovesALL]

Kevin Smith +2 : Heckler : -4

[blockzilla1000]

rofl... the heckler was right.. .and that comeback was the mentality of a 7 year old. His movies DO suck.

[makenna88]

@aminevich I wasn't aware 'pimp away' was a verb, but that feeling is called l'esprit de l'escalier.

Seriously, he handled that really well.

v v v v

[aminevich]

I just realized why Kevin is so cool: did you ever go home after an argument and think to yourself, "I should have said...."

Well, Kevin Smith can do that on the spot!  HE RULES!

[butchermachine]

A mom joke. Good one.

[tcsdef]

i bet that guy had to pwn noobs extra hard on WoW that night

[ObeseChess]

That had to sting.

[rofflemows2]

lol, nobody's gonna side with some dumbass against Kevin Smith in a venue like that, haha XD

[markstevens36]

Kevin Smith laid the smackdown hard on that guy. That guy got owned badly.

[RZAODBGZA]

Haha get thrown off an airplane about it, Kevin

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Handled that asshole perfectly

[mymovienerd]

This is funny. Kevin Smith is thin skinned, though. He dropped me on Twitter because I Tweeted a fat joke to him.

[EpicWootwoot]

i fucking love kevin smith

[Dattebayo9000]

If you actually think about it, his comebacks kinda sucked

[sagesaria]

"Never a good idea to attack the guy with the microphone."

[BlckSbthMan]

@sagesaria No kidding.

[egg64]

Walk away dude.....walk away, lol.

[TheJeremiewatson]

Guy in the blue has bigger ones. :)

[jakebiomask]

First he makes a joke about having his cock in his mothers ass, then he makes fun of the fact that he doesn't have a girlfriend and then finally he makes fun of his man tits! ownage complete.

[talldudegrad12]

This doesn't make him look cool.... Really being rude about someone when their not in your face is just so funny right? Haha what if this dude was ripped and had a deep ass voice would you still talk shit??

[DanRKO815]

@talldudegrad12 errrr he wouldnt give a fuck if you look like sly stallone and called his films shit hed still mentally destroy the fuck out of you!

[talldudegrad12]

@DanRKO815 But then the guy would physically destroy the fuck out of him....

[DanRKO815]

@talldudegrad12 and then get arrested and likely jail time for assault, theres no law against verbally tearing some asshole a new one which that guy was. Theyre adults this isnt high school bullying kevin smith TRULY doesnt give a fuck what he says to anybody and you should respect the guy for defending his work. wouldnt you do the same? exactly

[talldudegrad12]

@DanRKO815 Yes I would but I wouldn't be a douche. He was kind of mean. I'm just saying if that was a meathead that he was talking to it might not have gone over well.

[Nemesis0300]

@talldudegrad12 Physical strength doesn't make you right. Having the balls to go for the, "eye for an eye" approach when you're that out-of-shape is very brave and awesome.

[quackajack13z]

@Nemesis0300 There's nothing "brave" about it.

[tryandlisten]

Trolls don't just limit themselves to the internet, some of them are stupid enough to do it in person as well

[MonkeyZorr]

Kevin Smith is fat

[upabittoolate]

Slain.

[aquarianbabe]

He's making millions of dollars so obviously his formula works...um, what have you done lately? Oh, right...just got verbally served after trying to call myself a critic.

[5150Moshpit]

@Sloth112, Look, the guy was asking for it..he hurled an insult at someone who is well spoken and quick witted.What did he think would happen. As for the video itself I think it's funny that an overweight person is making fun of another overweight person.

[Hunkola]

BOSS PIMP =  smart ass director with control of the mic

[Revolution2pointO]

You should never try to make fun of someone who makes money off of making fun of everything.

[lorrblade]

"Never a good idea to attack the dude on the microphone" LMAO

[grnaskd]

"Thats what Im gonna do on a Friday night, attack my betters" LMAO!

[te37drift]

I can't hear you. But I can see your man tits from here.

[AmazingLadyy13]

I am in love with Kevin Smith.

[FedorCroCop44]

got destoyed fucking loser

[WhatsHappening783402]

I like how the description says Laying the smacketh Down, on all those hecklers candyasses!

[kyle6513]

RUN

DMC

[kyle6513]

RUN

DMC

[ThisOneGoes211]

You tell 'em, Silent Bob!

[Sloth112]

not funny at all.

if he didn't have control of the mic it might have ended differently.

there is nothing creative or new about this kind of come back from a heckler.

oh i have the mic, so now i'm louder then you..."i fucked your mom".

Whats that? you can't reply without your mic?

guess I win.

it's like a bully in highschool thinking because he's loud he's right.

[THEDARKSA1NT]

@Sloth112 you must be the fat kid who got owned in the video

[420WillBlaze]

There arent enough thumbs up in the world to do this justice.

[nicholaswright2006]

@ColdVolcano22 maybe it was appropriate for the audience?

[Darksoul01]

It's cool he owned him back. But saying "pulling his dick out of his moms ass" would of got him bitched slapped if he had said that me. And Kevin you only have a wife because your rich. And your tits where bigger then that kids.

[Rdrvgs]

@Darksoul01 You wouldn't have done a fuckin' thing.

[jmwaka1]

@Darksoul01 *would have*...*bitch*... *you're*...*were*... *than*...and *kid's* If you're going to try and sound interesting on the internet, at least make us believe you're slightly educated. tisk tisk.

[Arkwald]

@Darksoul01 He did point out the very outfit he was wearing would hide his man tits. So it wasn't like he was just on a podium talking down. He was just on a podium hitting back. It would have worked better had the guy stayed at the question podium.. but eh well.

[SergeCWazukie]

its not what he said, its how the said it! i duno this guy but he OWNED the heckler

[FordieMUFC]

I doubt anyone at comic con's would have a girlfriend...

[dedpink]

Kevin you fucking badass

[pbradford021]

agree with heckler...kevin smith is a waste

[maluse227]

@pbradford021 and we agree with kevin that you are a loser. dogma was an amazing movie so shut up.

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

I would love to enjoy this comeback...but i agree with the heckler:P

[Lynch4Pie]

I fucked your mom, haha.

That's the lowest fucking comeback of all.

[Kruezoraxe]

@Lynch4Pie I disagree. He was brilliant in his comeback. He immediately began answering the question in a incredibly respectful tone and agreed with the guy that it was a valid point. And then he stepped off a cliff and answered with the lowest comeback of all. Guaranteed took the guy completely by surprise and shocked everyone there. It is brilliant banter. Befriend the guy and then shove him down the stairs.

[Kaunte]

I'm so gonna ripoff that mantits comment :D

[xxwesdogxx]

as soon as they come out with video dictionaries, this will be under the word destroyed

[easyrider332]

he got destroyed!!!! lolololol

[daBOODA]

PIMP AWAY

[MinnesotaThrasher]

@daBOODA ..... kinda.

[SmileyGarrish]

" I CAN SEE YOUR MAN TITS FROM HERE...."

[Vamphaery]

LMAO never try to outwit a writer. They've most likely had to think of every possible permutation of such an exchange you can imagine and then some lol.

[jonlav2469]

love him

[RoxStar09]

LOL was that Jason Mewes aka Jay at 00:00-00:03 ?

[orangebluemango]

@RoxStar09 uh... they're at a panel for kevin smith, maybe they're people who do cosplays?!?

[RoxStar09]

@orangebluemango Lmfao, I was being facetious.

[MrTommYYZ]

Yeah like Kevin does not have man tits...the guy was right, his movies suck now.

[Cocotte123321]

He sounds a bit like Bill Hicks when ripping on the heckler

[BugsnClovers]

Damn, can't fuck with Kevin Smith.

[CalmDraven]

i love Kevin Smith man ive been laughing at his stuff for years now still laughing strong after all this time

[Zero2Legend]

he looks like he couldnt pay to get sex

[tcsdef]

kevins voice sounds familiar from a cartoon or show ive seen before

i just cant remember what

[larsattack]

You can kinda see in Kevin's face when the question was being asked that wasn't prepared lol. But he's a pro so he raped him anyways.

[awde2]

haha that's a good point, not a good idea to attack someone with a microphone

[mrpleaseman]

17 people have no girlfriends

[JLoveBomb]

I love Kevin Smith movies. Clerks and Chasing Amy were pretty much the best things ever when they came out. And then Dogma came out and Kevin Smith was officially a legend.

[TWOMERCY]

''Two words, wear black and wear layers'' WHAT?

[LSnicket4]

WHAT HAPPENS AT 1:44 ?!

[Jcolinsol]

Man, comedians get uptight when other people try to be funny around them. This is because they mistakenly believe that they are special.

[davethehostage]

@Jcolinsol I don't know if you're aware of this (possibly because you're the kind of shithead who would do this sort of thing), but the comedian is paid to perform his routine, not to exchange banter with some sad little twat who craves attention to the point that he has to interrupt a paid performance to get it.

The comedian is in fact "special", as he has been paid to talk, and his opinion is appreciated. The people who behave this way are the ones who mistakenly believe they are special.

[Jcolinsol]

@davethehostage

Ha ha, so they believe that they deserve to be special huh? Yeah, that's pretty uptight.

[davethehostage]

@Jcolinsol I'm not sure you're understanding the concept of "paid performer" here. In these situations, the performer is paid for his output because the audience is interested in what he has to say. The douche who heckles the performer, is not. So yes, the comedian is, as you put it, "special."

I'm trying not to talk to you as though you're in kindergarten, but you're leaving me no choice.

[Jcolinsol]

@davethehostage

If the point is for the comedian to shoot his mouth off for money, then why is he taking questions from the audience? Seems like an opportunity to get shown up by some twat with a better sense of humor.

If he doesn't want people to make fun of his awful movies, maybe he should make some better fucking movies.

[davethehostage]

@Jcolinsol In this situation, the doucher approached the microphone, insulted Kevin Smith, and he retorted. I'm not sure at which point Smith said "and I can do that because I am special".

And for the record, I think you'd be hard pressed to find a person who thought the doucher's insult was funnier than Kevin Smith's response.

[Jcolinsol]

@davethehostage

Yeah, it would be, people have terrible taste these days.

Whatever man, this is far from interesting. Y'all are both way too uptight to be entertainers. Enough said, peace out.

[davethehostage]

@Jcolinsol Perhaps the problem isn't "people" as much as it is you. But, agreed.

Later.

[SergeantSatire]

Never go after the guy with the microphone...especially when its Kevin Smith

[10barclayt]

That looks like the same guy from the fake balls of fury one.

[SkilesASMB]

Kev's right... Don't attack a dude with a mic. Especially if he's got the quick wit of a Kevin Smith or his friends.

[458Surfave]

awesome rippin job

[greendan93]

wasn't that cool honey? oh shit, i don't have a girlfriend.

[4300bigrick]

@greendan93 stop repeating things

[greendan93]

@4300bigrick my comment is 3 months old. stop being an asshole.

[4300bigrick]

@greendan93 im sorry bro i was having a bad day and took it out on you. no hard feelings

[greendan93]

@4300bigrick it's cool

[DemonCannibal731]

Never mess with a guy with a microphone

[wechter0307]

and now I'm gonna pimp away, wait I'm back

[rosrychaplet]

loved the comeback!

[rosrychaplet]

an original movie that doesn't include any other characters that don't suck.

[dropdeadxhorizon]

i dont even care he's sexy.

[heystoopid74]

That...was awesome. Kevin Smith rules.

[Kinkoyaburi]

what do they say? I can't hear anything.

[Phillist]

Key difference: One guy made criticism that might have been painful to hear but had actual content. The other guy answered with, "Well... you're a doodyhead!" (paraphrasing)

@Phillist no man he answered it perfectly. THEN he heckled back. which is more than fair. because the other g