Jr. Christian Science Bible Lesson Program '97 Pt. 2 of 3

[Beardyable]

what... in the blue fuck is going on... :/

[Nhoward2807]

Shit, I'm on the weird side of youtube again...

[newandjune]

the sad evidence of how damaging continuous LSD use can be

[Boognish89]

Doesn't this show kind of disprove the idea of God?.................creepy as fuckin shit.

[BobMcCob]

The prestelince. Sounds tasty.

[mannyv]

omg it's Tay Zonday

[DanielDeanTorrez]

Never trust a giraffe with Nixon jowls.

[hedbangr141]

The worst made piece of television ever

[deathmetalfan19]

Why does the giraffe's mouth look like a vagina?

[Granitoons]

The real priest guy is actually pretty cooool! His voiyce izzz smoooookin'!!!!!!

[juxtn]

I can't imagine children be it young Christian Scientists or young Christians in general being able to watch this.

[ELBSeattle]

I was an atheist before I saw this. Now I know for a fact that God is real.

[SlumberCloud]

the giraffes mouth looks like...a puss*...ahh nevermind

[Kincajou]

I'm leaving. That giraffe might rape me.

[argentina420]

i couldnt get past 3 min my stomached is fucked up from laughing soo hard

[ursie1986]

Thumbs up if Charlie Brooker/Andy Nyman brought you to this fucking monstrosity

[Daghead]

This is one of the worst, most disturbing things I've ever seen.

[lukas316815]

fucking sinister

[Leatherbubba]

Why do I have to wait until he come alive?

[serendippitydoo]

Why is the giraffe's speaking voice so high .. and then when he sings he's a baritone? On second thought - why am I trying to extract logic out of this horror?

[SeventhMind]

2:26

I BASH MY FOOT AGAINST THE STOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO­AOAOAOAOAAOAOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAO­N

[acidbubblebath76]

hands down, bar none, and without a doubt, the most brilliant puppeteering ever!! the choreography is so riveting and masterfully set it takes creativity and ingenuity to a higher plane!!

[lordkremlore]

I'm sorry I believe I accidentally stumbled on an episode of 'Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job'.

[PUMKINMANforever]

Wagner the Giraffe may look like a half eaten shaggy praying mantis with lifeless eyes and a vagina for a mouth, but he has the voice of an angle!

[Pillowie]

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. I literally had to take a ten minute break in order to watch the rest of this because my stomach was in so much pain. Good Lawd, this show is very strange.

[humanenergizer]

Uma... isn't there a place for people who produce this crap???

[spatula6]

My mind is going...

[geekymacgeek]

like staring into the eyes of chaos..,.

[necrotic43]

does anyone realise when they read from books written by mary baker eddy. That she was a huge racist

[wargasm58]

Man, the giraffe goes on and on wich sane christian would watch this crap ?! Funny shit Though hahahah

[HoneyNVinegar]

The panda just DROPS! Straight outta the gate, dies and drops!! LMAO! And okay, maybe the guy isn't trained with a ventriloquist dummy, but a *hand puppet*? I've known toddlers that can match words to movement better than this d!psh!t!

[th3l4dy]

3.05-3.15= "He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most pie"

[ThreeFingeredJack]

ROFL! It looks as though all the puppets were hacked drunkenly from real animals, especially "Chip the Black boy", who looks as though a genuine little black child was pickled in vinegar, mutilated and then a cavity made for the puppeteers arm. I wonder if i could get instructions from this guy on making my very own "Junior Christian" puppets.

1. Steal an animal from the zoo.

2. Take out your junior christian hacksaw...

[stereosavalas]

I can't sleep after this!

[defconfunky]

@stereosavalas it's like some mad twisted acid flash back nightmare

[busybusybusy123]

Chip the black boy LOL

[bananiel]

cute giraffe.

[humperdink216]

Please understand that these videos and this show have no affiliation with the Church of Christ, Scientist and do not reflect the teachings of Christian Science.

If anyone would like to discuss what Christian Science is, please don't hesitate to message me.

[chrispollock]

um well they do sorta. christian science to most rational people is insanity, pure and simple. its like believing that the ground you walk on doesn't exist even though it does. that would be being a christian scientist person

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

@chrispollock how do you know the ground exist?

[chrispollock]

@totaLybeetLeJuice duh cuz it's there regardless what you do or think

[smitty618]

chip the black boy?

[corts123]

this makes the muppets look weak!

[thecheesepriest]

"Jesus!"

[ckolonko]

wait for him to come alive. Then Teddy Eddy dies.

[chemicalglee]

Where's Mr. Grey Spaceman?

[iloveallecchianime]

i love getting stoned and laughing to this